Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Jgm005]There is a girl who advertises on Craigslist for Bangkok that says she is pregnant and in the Sukhumvit area. Says she is lactating. She posts from time to time on Craigslist[/QUOTE]Thank you for sharing this! I work on it and I will be meeting her this coming Wednesday! I amso thrilled because this is my first time meeting a lactating lady!

Updates: she has since given birth and is now a the cup according to her! So if she is like what she says in her ads full of milk and sporting model looks, my prayers will be answered! But I am also expecting her not to be like what she says so I need a backup plan B.

There are many milk reports here in Thailand and if there is a kind soul out there who come across a lactatinglady with lots of milk, please share with me and I can exchange with you all that I have!

Thanks and wish me luck!

This morning I found a mysterious tablet on the floor near the chair where Kat was sitting last night. As you can see from the attached photos, the tablet is small, heart-shaped and a pale yellow in color.

Any amateur pharmacists (or actual pharmacists for that matter) out there who can advise what type of pill this is?

Bunky

[QUOTE=Bunky]I've been favorably impressed by the lineup at the Rawhide Go Go in Soi Cowboy lately...

Pulled "New" recently. In the bar she seemed to be a high energy girl with a happy disposition...

In the "loom" things took a turn for the worse. New didn't want to take a shower... It took forever to coax her out of her clothes...

... At this point New got even hinkier. She disappeared to the bathroom and when she came back I could tell that she was unwilling to proceed. After about five minutes of talking past each other in our mother tongues, I asked New: "You wan't to go?" Yes, she said.

As the guys on Wall Street say, you should let the winners run and cut your losses when you pick a loser. I expected New to hit the door, but instead she called a girlfriend and insisted that I talk to her...

Peachy. So the girlfriend's a travel agent. My more immediate problem after ringing off was how to send New on her way. Hated to be rude, but with the language barrier I resorted to "You go now!' That finally sunk in. New looked pitiful and said "You angry?" Yes, I said, I'm angry. But you need to leave.

"I get my period," New tried to explain. I didn't buy that, but whatever. "OK. You go now. This is for taxi" I said, giving her 100 baht. New tried to explain again: "I go bathroom, get period tonight." Fine. Just. Leave...

...Later in my bathroom I did notice a couple of spots of what looked like blood on a towel. So I suppose it's possible that New was surprised by an early visit from Aunt Flo.

A more professional girl might have offered a blowjob. (And I have to concede [b] Kat [/b] was damn good at that.) But she didn't.

Perhaps [b] Kat [/b] really is Japanese, ...

The photo posting button isn't working right now. So I can't post [b] Kat's [/b] pix... Bunky [/QUOTE]

Well, OK, already, but is her name "New" or "Kat"?

Sounds like she disappeared into your bathroom as New and came out as Kat after leaving blood drops on your towels.

Why didn't you just ask her to finish you with a BBBJ? ... a better way to "cut your losses" IMHO than becoming angry and tossing her out the door.

[QUOTE=Bunky]This morning I found a mysterious tablet on the floor near the chair where Kat was sitting last night. As you can see from the attached photos, the tablet is small, heart-shaped and a pale yellow in color.

Any amateur pharmacists (or actual pharmacists for that matter) out there who can advise what type of pill this is?

Bunky[/QUOTE]

With no identifying numbers, and apparently crude construction....my guess is yaba. But sorry, not a pharmacist...but I do administer medication professionally.

Perhaps the heart shape denotes purpose? Ecstasy/MDMA?

[QUOTE=Deal Seeker]With no identifying numbers, and apparently crude construction....my guess is yaba. But sorry, not a pharmacist...but I do administer medication professionally.

Perhaps the heart shape denotes purpose? Ecstasy/MDMA?[/QUOTE]Also not a prescribing physician, but looks 'home-made' or 'garage-made'. So either talcum powder or ecstasy, I would guess.

[QUOTE]Is her name "New" or "Kat"? * * * Why didn't you just ask her to finish you with a BBBJ?[/QUOTE]Her name was Kat. Sorry about the typo. As for finishing with a BBBJ in lieu of boom boom, I did suggest that after Kat emerged from the bathroom. She refused in no uncertain terms. Even though I didn't understand what she was saying, her conduct and body language made it plain she wanted to leave.

I arrived at Swampy Airport late on Saturday night after my flight was delayed 2 hours. (Air India - the delay was actually waiting for the crew to arrive, and the plane was on the ground, but the ground staff seemingly didn't have time to even clean the toilets. I only flew AI out of desperation and would never willingly do so.) In something of a rush I dashed to immigration, only to be confronted by lots of signs saying 'Visa On Arrival (that's me) This Way'. A new system for immigration? So I followed the signs only to be met by a scarily long queue with about 2 immigration staff preparing for an all-nighter. I went to a help-desk to see if this really was the option, and was pointed firmly to the back of the queue.

Naturally I insouciantly jumped into the non-queue saying 'fast-track only', and explained that I had travelled First Class from the UK to Delhi but had to switch flights onto Economy due to over-booked flight, or some such story. It got me past the first gate-keeper, but after much sucking of teeth the Immigration officer decided that because I didn't have a Fast-Track Voucher, there was no way she would let me through. Even with 500 people queuing in the other lanes and no-one in her queue. B***h.

I was sent back to the concourse with another guy, and we tried to find out where we should go, but the staff didn't seem to know, although the massive queue was waiting for us. Eventually we wandered along to what proved to be the standard Immigration entry, where there were no queues and the usual dozen desks, and miraculously I was through Immigration in seconds.

So the point of the story is that there is no change in procedures at Swampy. I have no idea what the scarily long queue was for, but they are probably still queuing today. And don't be misled by signs that say 'Visa On Arrival This Way'. It's bollox.

It seems like the entertainment starts in the evening at both Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment. So if I am in the mood for some fun in the afternoon, where in Bangkok do I go to find girls?

Will girls generally perform OWO and DFK, or do you have to make sure the girl will perform these services before you agree to barfine her?

[QUOTE=Mouse1]...'Visa On Arrival (that's me) This Way'.

Eventually we wandered along to what proved to be the standard Immigration entry, where there were no queues and the usual dozen desks, and miraculously I was through Immigration in seconds.

I have no idea what the scarily long queue was for, but they are probably still queuing today. And don't be misled by signs that say 'Visa On Arrival This Way'. It's bollox.[/QUOTE]

I'm going to hazard that you in fact are not 'Visa On Arrival', but merely 'Thirty Day Stamp', like most tourists. The latter is a waiver of visa requirement for citizens of the privileged nations (I'm guessing from your 'bollox' you come from Britain perhaps, definitely one of the privileged). The long queue was for those poor unfortunates who have to actually apply for a visa upon arrival, not just get a 30 day stamp.

As an aside, remember - the Thais in fact never do anything irrationally. Perceptions to the contrary are, I'm afraid, just finger pointing by the confused foreigner.

[QUOTE=Opebo]I'm going to hazard that you in fact are not 'Visa On Arrival', but merely 'Thirty Day Stamp', like most tourists. The latter is a waiver of visa requirement for citizens of the privileged nations (I'm guessing from your 'bollox' you come from Britain perhaps, definitely one of the privileged). The long queue was for those poor unfortunates who have to actually apply for a visa upon arrival, not just get a 30 day stamp.

As an aside, remember - the Thais in fact never do anything irrationally. Perceptions to the contrary are, I'm afraid, just finger pointing by the confused foreigner.[/QUOTE]You are quite correct, and in fact the doorway to the 'visa on arrival' was emblazoned with the names of countries, but not the UK, so I should have worked it out. But I wasn't the only one confused... And wherever else I go, entry is usually called 'Visa on arrival'. I agree it was mainly my mistake, and hopefully our posts will have stopped others being confused.

'The Thais never do anything irrationally'? They'll be the only bleedin' people in the world who don't then! :)

[QUOTE=Opebo]I'm going to hazard that you in fact are not 'Visa On Arrival', but merely 'Thirty Day Stamp', like most tourists. The latter is a waiver of visa requirement for citizens of the privileged nations (I'm guessing from your 'bollox' you come from Britain perhaps, definitely one of the privileged). The long queue was for those poor unfortunates who have to actually apply for a visa upon arrival, not just get a 30 day stamp.

As an aside, remember - the Thais in fact never do anything irrationally. Perceptions to the contrary are, I'm afraid, just finger pointing by the confused foreigner.[/QUOTE]


I guess rationale then, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder (or beerholder as I like to say). And as far the Brits being privileged, hmmm, again that DEFINITELY depends on your perspective…

[QUOTE=Rjsss212]I guess rationale then, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder (or beerholder as I like to say). And as far the Brits being privileged, hmmm, again that DEFINITELY depends on your perspective…[/QUOTE]Probably just referring to our innate superiority over all other peoples and races. :)

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Probably just referring to our innate superiority over all other peoples and races. :)[/QUOTE]

Yea that did sound a bit harsh and I really didn't mean it that way at all but if that's how you feel then more power to you MIGHTY MOUSE!

[QUOTE=Mouse1]I arrived at Swampy Airport late on Saturday night after my flight was delayed 2 hours. (Air India - the delay was actually waiting for the crew to arrive, and the plane was on the ground, but the ground staff seemingly didn't have time to even clean the toilets. I only flew AI out of desperation and would never willingly do so.) [/QUOTE]

Why not take a Direct Flight? and Air India??? oh God I would never set foot in that even if I was offered a Free Ticket.