Other Areas

Frog --

Yeah, I still like the Resotel, as its area isn't terribly overbuilt and it's an easy hop to Lamai (which is nowhere as ridiculous as Chaweng, though it's been changing, too.) I don't really have a huge problem with the registration situation -- it's just something different than how it was before, and an indication no doubt of the way things are going. Had I brought a girl when I registered I'd have not complaints, and I'm still not exactly steaming over an additional 800baht for girl fees for my stay. Just works out to the difference between bar fines in other places, really. And even with their higher prices they're still pretty reasonable for what you get -- I paid 1200baht for a deluxe cabin with air with only one of the pricier beachfront bungalows in front of me and their great beach and water.

I agree with you about rainy season in general -- there was rain in Phuket the first part of December, and Chiang Mai had flooding in November. Hard to predict what's going to happen when you chop all the forests down. But I still find it amazing that so many tour booking folks (including those in Bangkok) don't know that it generally gets wet in Samui this time of year.

I went past the Tesco Lotus and blanched -- you're right that it's going to kill off tons of mom and pop stores. Utterly ridiculous to put such a thing on this island.

And, yup, the Reggae PUB not bar, and the Green Mango it is -- did you go inside the latter?

Seydlitz -- I still like Samui a great deal, don't get me wrong. I was just appalled at the level and kinds of changes that have been happening so quickly (and so badly -- because of the way things are designed there's always going to be terrible traffic on the main Chaweng Road, as it's too narrow.) It certainly doesn't bode well for the future of the place. I almost did Bophut this time, and will definitely go to one of the spots further out next time.

Ok, a bit more from a couple of different places:

Sukothai

This is a place where I've literally seen more Lonely Planet Guidebooks than everywhere else in Thailand combined. More discussions right out of the pages about how not to pay too much, good and bad places to stay, and on and on until the backpacks are filled. This is also the place where I've seen more obnoxious tourist behavior around monuments, with people climbing them, ignoring designated areas, sitting on and grabbing onto ancient Buddhas, and tossing trash.

I arrived in town by plane, as I’d overslept the trains I’d planned to take to Pitsanulok and didn’t feel like spending another day in Bangkok. I begged off the van driver’s shilling of a guesthouse and went to an internet café, and found a note from Freeler suggesting a hotel to check out – the Sawatdipong. I went there, but the only thing they had (or wanted to discuss) were air-conditioned rooms starting at 600baht and heading up. I didn’t really need air, as the weather was a lot cooler for me than what I'd just experienced in the south. I looked around at some of the other hotels nearby, none of which really caught my fancy, and then decided I’d let the tuk-tuk driver take me to the place he was shilling, the Garden View Guesthouse, which was the same place the airport van was pushing. I checked out the rooms upstairs, which were dark and dismal, and decided to walk, but then I was shown the bungalows, which were quite charming, made of wood surrounded by lush vegetation, fan-cooled, with little porches on the side. At only 250baht a night, if all the people shilling them are getting a cut, it’s surely not a large one. I stayed there for three nights and could very easily have done more. This was in the new city, which has more going on, from what I could tell, than the old.

I’ll skip the general sightseeing stuff, though this is a fabulous place for that, and just note that from the moment I hopped in the tuk-tuk people were pushing women at me. The driver offered to take me to some (declined) and then hung around the guesthouse in case I changed my mind. I rented a moto from a place a few doors away from the guesthouse – very nice, 350baht for two days, 450 if I’d have done three – and the woman there asked if I was lonely and wanted her to call someone to keep me company. This was a fairly general theme many places I went, with the offers coming strictly, I’ll add, from Thais, not farangs. I declined in all cases, as my experiences in having people provide women for me or take me places has generally not been satisfying, but suffice it to say that it’s a clearly available option.

Instead I used my moto to find several places of interest. There are a stretch of beer and karaoke bars in between the new and old cities, and there are women available in them. There’s another stretch of bars running south toward the city from the bus station, and there’s some action there as well. I stopped in at a number of these places (including a completely Thai karaoke bar, where the agenda clearly was drunkenly singing Thai songs, which was a rather entertaining experience anyway) and there were some decent-looking and very friendly women, but in the end I decided against taking anyone with me during my time in town. There are a number of massage places, but as far as I was able to discover they’re all traditional Thai massage – though some very good ones, I must say, as I had two in the old city area that were among the best of my trip so far.

Also, just down the block where I was staying is a place called the Chopper Bar, which also apparently has women available, but I wasn't able to confirm this as the few times I stopped in the house katooey decided to attach him/herself to me and wouldn't bug off despite my polite and direct statements of lack of interest.

Finally, as I was getting tired of being on the road at this point, I decided to go to Philok/Pitanulok, spend one night there. It’s generally not a completely horrible bus trip – cheap enough, at 32baht for the air-conditioned bus, but it’s also your basic state-run bus with some wear. I managed to find a spot in the back where my knees didn’t get too banged up, but still got jolted about to some degree.


Philok notes

Arriving at the bus station in Philok, I tried without success to get the guy at the information desk to tell me where to catch the #10 bus to the local station (5 baht) and finally ended up taking a songkaew for 40baht to the train station, where I bought my ticket for the next day. That made things easy, and ended up being a good thing, as the trains were fairly full.

I must say that in general Pitsanulok is a fairly dismal town, little of the beauty you find elsewhere in Thailand. Some nice wats, a couple of decent sights, but overall rather drab and dreary. Skinless, Freeler, you're simply far more adventurous men than I -- when I looked at the rooms in the Pansombat hotel, hooker central, as I believe Skinless aptly called it, the rooms were simply so filthy and torn up, and seemed so unsecure I couldn't make myself stay there. Instead, I went down a block to the London Hotel, which was a little bit better -- clean at least with door locks that clearly worked, fan-cooled -- about as good as you could expect for 100baht a night. Asian toilets, shared showers only a small attempt at decor, but at least there was some small indication of effort. As Freeler wrote to me, it's decidedly more the Lonely Planet crowd, who were there and annoying as hell as usual, (the two signing the register before me listed their occupations as "artiste" and "genius" respectively -- and don't these people ever shut up about the places they've "discovered" simply by reading their guidebook?) but I just did my best to avoid them. I was generally successful -- beyond horrifying the two dowdy women in the next room by boinking loudly half the night. I was only going to be there for a night, as I looked around a bit and then took the train the next day back to Chiang Mai. Again I take my hat off to Freeler and Skinless -- after two-plus weeks on the road I'm more than ready at this point to stay in one place for a while. The various buses and minivans had taken a toll on me physically, as my knees were all bruised from banging against seats and my back out of alignment from being twisted into various uncomfortable positions. (Not to mention that I had a healing scab on the top of my head from a bathroom doorway that was unexpectedly too short for me, and that I've banged into several canopies and the like by walking and looking at something else.) I'm only 6'2" and I find it hard to imagine managing to travel in Thailand being a few inches taller.

So anyway, within three minutes of my arrival there was a woman sitting in a towel on the bench across the hall from me, smiling and informing me as I opened the door "I go take shower." Ok, well, thanks. I told her, "same-same" which is precisely what I wanted to do anyway after jolting in a bus and then wandering around in the afternoon heat. So I got a towel and grabbed my soap, took my cold shower (can't expect hot water, soap or toilet paper for 100baht) and stretched out on my bed as best I was able until the cleaned and somewhat dressed Ba slipped into my room. She spoke precious little English (very much the norm here -- don't expect to see many signs or menus other than in Thai, and don't expect that anyone's going to understand much other beyond that) and my Thai is still pretty pitiful, but I managed to understand her telling me that she is 29, from Bangkok, had journeyed here to pray at one of the temples, had no money, and was willing to make me happy for some. She had a nice looking face and body, thin, firm everywhere (no kids) and was generally pleasing enough, so I told her, ok, but later, first I want to sleep a little bit. No, no, she said, no sleep, boom boom now. Her hands and mouth were convincing enough for me to agree and off we went to the races. She wanted 500baht, I said 200, we ended at 300. She was the snuggest fit I've had so far this trip, astonishingly tight even after she was very juiced up and simply loved being pounded very hard, protesting whenever I slowed down a bit.

Afterwards, I did exactly as I'd said and slept for a couple of hours -- the previous night I was very restless, only an hour or two of real rest. I then went walking a bit, did some sights, and grabbed some food as the sun got ready to head down. The vendors around the train station are fairly plentiful during the day, but close up in late afternoon. On my songkaew ride over from the bus station I saw a sign for a karaoke, and looked to find that without success, thought I didn't really try all that hard. There were a few little bars around, but nothing much. I headed back in the direction of my hotel, past the block with the Pensombat, hoping to spot Skinless' Chinese lady with the teeth who he alleges gives the best bj in LOS, but no luck. I was however repeatedly hit upon by several of the local workers, none of whom I felt was nearly as attractive as Ba, so I headed back in early evening to the London for another session with her, which lasted till midnight or so. She said she needed to get up early for her bus to Bangkok, so I sent her off, had a beer, and called it a night. In the morning I was heading into the shower as she was heading out, and she then hung around looking for another session and then for some money for breakfast. I said no to both, and she tried to get me to take her with me to Chiang Mai (yeah, right) which I told her sadly was impossible because she smoked cigarettes (we'd had a running conversation about that.) When I expressed surprise that she was still there, she said the man downstairs was heading to Bangkok that evening, and she was going with him. I mention this simply to note that it was pretty clear, all the various stories aside, that she had set up shop at the hotel for at least a while and if anyone heads up that way she's well worth a session.

Just one other note here, off-topic, so I apologize -- when I was walking along the river I came across close to a thousand people, which means roughly one percent of the city population, doing aerobics in front of a stage there. This is in response to the King's stated wish not long ago that Thais exercise more to improve their health and fitness. On the train to Chiang Mai at least three people were reading the King's recent book of stories about his favorite dog. I couldn't help but wonder exactly how it would be to have such a figure and force in my own country -- essentially a close to universally respected, listened to, and loved moral figure, someone whose wishes had a force of their own and who at least primarily used them for the good of the people. Just a very uniquely Thai thing, I guess.

joe,
I know what you mean about Samui... I go there often and despite the newly developed Chewing and even Lamai the place still a great sun/beach spot. A great place to visit is Budda Beach, a short ride on motorbike from Chewing where there is very few people on the beach even during high season.....

In Chewing the hooker action is not good but you can find a few gems. The times I have been there I was lucky to find new goodlooking girls that lasted very little because the crowd that goes there is more interested on the sun/beach experience than hooking.... There is one go-go bar in Chewing and for the last 3 times I visited this year there was this one sweet and sexy girl I had a hard time getting rid-off her but was fun and very new at the biz...

Samui is for relaxing and getting away from it all (including Bangkok)....I like going there to chill out and not for the night action which is minimal.....

juice.

Sorry for the big delay - wasn't in the mood for postings during christmas season...

I completely agree with you referring to the Chaweng Resotel. I like the GFE and if you check in your girl there's no extra fee (reservation was for double occupancy). #124 is almost like you described - only a few steps from the beach...

I entered the Green Mango one time in November but it seems like the best days are gone - was very loud (as always) but looked a little bit dirty. But very close to it there's the ful circle (run by the former Santa Fee-Owners) with live-musik. Another Place to get live-musik in Chaweng is on the Beach-Road direction Resotel about 100 m on the right Side after the crossing with the road from Laem Din market (I'm sorry but I dont remember the name).
Soi Green Mango changed very much too; thei opened (and closed again?) a second go-go-bar; other Bars and buildings come and go but their number is still raising). But more and more of the small kitchens on the road disapear. :-(

btw: it's not the wrong weather, it
s the wrong cloth. And as you said: who's booking a beach-holiday in rainy season ;-).

joe_zop:

about your off-topic comment about Thai royalty (and this is off-topic as well, of course, and apologies for that).

Every Thai person (and I mean EVERY) has the deepest respect for His Majesty the King, as you have seen. This is in fact a combination of the "normal" respect the Thais have for their royal family and the respect the reigning monarch has acquired over the years of his very long reign.

Sadly, this bigger-than-life figure is now getting old, and might not be with his people for many more years. It is expected that he will be followed to the throne by his eldest son, who might have to do with just the "normal" respect.

It is most adviseable for any Farang to show no disrespect to the Thai Royal Family. Bad things happen to those who do not behave.

Yeah, I know what you mean. There was absolutely no question of the genuine affection for the king during his 75th birthday celebration, and there's been a huge uproar over the fact that shirts with the dog on it sold out so quickly (300,000, I think in a day) and the delay there will be in printing more. And there's good reason for the affection, I think,and no reason for a farang to show disrespect -- from what I've read, the king is someone who has a clear and generally positive influence on things, and a lot of his ideas and actions are quite something, such as helping divert the hill tribes from drugs into tourism for financial stability. He's certainly more of a positive social figure than, say, Queen Elizabeth, the second-longest reigning monarch, who's totally a ceremonial figure (and no disrespect meant to her either.) My friend here has been speculating that people may actually clamor for the eldest daughter to rise to the thrown, as she's apparently far more popular than the son, but from what I understand about Thai society that seems more than highly unlikely.

And don't get me wrong -- I'll still go back to Samui, as there's plenty to like. It's just disappointing to see the character of the place change so much and so quickly and know it's heading further in that direction.

Joe_zop,

On Pilok: You want to take the #1 (edit: or is it #2, I'm not sure now, but ask for ROTFAI=train or BOKOSO=bus<station>-F) GREY bus to the station for just B5 or B7(aircon)... The ordinary bus from Phitsanulok to Sukhotai is B23, the songthaew to town B4, to the old city B10.
The Sawadipong starts at B150 for fan-rooms, but it is a popular place with Thai businessmen and the cheaper rooms are often full around 3PM. The second choice would be Sukhotai Hotel, a bit down the scale from the Sawadipong, but NO LP-crowd.

At first, Joe, I didn't like the cheap fan rooms either. But now I do. They are so much more Thailand!

PS - Do you read your Yahoo-mail at all?

All,

When in Phitsanulok I saw this fat guy, about 30yo, carrying his LP asking NUMEROUS tuk-tuk drivers to bring him to Sukhotai Old City the next day. Don't these people understand that Thailand is a country and as such has trains and buses, just like their own country? Don't these people buy maps? I just cannot understand the stupidity that drives these LP-people.
There are absolutely fantastic bi-lingular maps for sale for just B90, with all the info the LP doesn't provide.

There is only one use for the LP: burn it on a cold night!

a selection from a load of emails sent during my six week tour of duty in the holyland, from christmasday to early february.

day 01-03, korat

girls all over the place.
first one up: n, a 30 yo, shaved, nice set of
tits and plenty of skills to make me happy.
number2 was e. petite.
lots of tattoos and a big nasty motocycle accident
scar on her hip. i guess she took the tattoos after the
accident for 'good luck'. has a big smile and dito tits and
one state of the art pussy. she gave some real good service
and she was as pleased with the b300 as i was with her.
number three was a fat chick from korat, a mistake! as soon as we
entered the room she started talking and she didn't stop
until we left. money, money, money, money, money, money,
money.. up front. well, i don't think so! refused to bj,
started to smoke a gawwdamd cigarette and spread her legs. one
big fat pussy opening up! ok, i have to say she wasn't a bad
fuck, but can't she stop blabbing?! i shot my load, got
dressed, paid and walked.

day 04, korat,

yesterday was super-zoo-day in korat. there were twenty or
so women available at any given time throughout the day! bkk women,
visiting korat with hubby and kids, trying to make some
home-going money offered just about everything a man could
want. lovely chinese talking chicks from chiangmai and the
usual locals. prices were a swell b150-200. so i
picked me one of these chinese girls, 5ft, funloving for sure
and happy to deliver. shaven seems to be the norm these days,
not a hair in sight, and i gladly accepted what she offered.
paid her b200.

day 05, surin,

somehow i ran into the only hooker on surin station today,
named seyang, who insisted on b500, but ofcourse she settled
for b200. we went to her room, about 200m from the station.
when we got there she told her neighbours how she caught this
big farang who was going to pay her b300. i made sure
everybody understood that only b200 were going to change
hands! i don't want no trouble, dammit! her room: matrass on
the foor, laundry everywhere, clean hongnaam (bathroom), and
us, ready to go. after the shower she proceded to lie down and
spread her legs. saying: bj no have, doggie no have. fuck that
b****! which i did, while she was counting the pieces of
laundry... it was like plain-vanilla but someone left out the
stinking vanilla! after about five minutes she checked her
watch, and so did i, what a boring encounter. another ten
minutes of exercise and i pulled out, tore of the rubber and
came all over her belly. guess what, she didn't like that
either!
i took my time in the shower, put on my clothes, paid the b200
( always pay what you agreed on!) and left.

day 07, si saket,

but then this little lady asked: where you go? i
said: go for a walk, she: go with you,
i, after one whole second of thinking: ok!
we swiftly agreed on b150 for full service and went upstairs.
named kaew, means glass - but in her case i prefer the other
meaning: gem, a 28yo local girl, 5ft or so, no kids and not
married for a change. well, well!
little kaew turned out to be a piece of dynamite, constantly
smiling and hot as hell. she undressed in seconds and then
took care of carefully removing my clothes. she started
jacking of my dick with those little hands of hers..
i like to jack you off, she said, still smiling.
she pulled me to the shower where a soapy rubbing followed.
then she somehow produced a rubber, put it on and started
sucking without asking for permission. not that i did mind at
all... she kept going until she indicated that her jaw hurt,
so i said: never mind, let's fuck!
what followed was the wildest fuck i've had in years. too
much!
i was so impressed that i tipped her b50.
after we showered and put our clothes on she sat on my lap
giving kisses and talking smalltalk for almost an hour before
she said she had to go.
kaew left one smiling freeler behind.

my newyear2003 started with a big bang in the presence of the lady from up, the one with the big twat.
she showed up knocking at my door around 11pm and, i will keep
this very short, left when i was absolutely legless and she
had squirted all over the floor during her last and final
orgasm, which was #..... i don't know...
by then it was 1.30 am in the newyear, i did the cleaning up,
and went to sleep.

day 11, korat.

later that afternoon, to my great surprise, i met d who
was wearing the shirt and belt i gave her. lovely! at first i
didn't recognize her because she was dressed like a
streetsweeper, with a hat, a jacket on. but fortunately she
saw me...
i promissed her i would pick her up around 8pm.
so after dinner i had a look and there she was. all ready to
go. like a real pro she dodged the reception at the hotel. or
really, they know when to look the other way. we went upstairs
to the fifth for another great three holer with this very
accomodating lady. hell, she still isn't pretty, and her
titties might as well remain covered up, but she is a go-er if
anything.
like i said, d takes it up all three holes, doesn't complain
if you execute a facial and says 'thank you' if you pay her
b200.
a 5ft4 dream cum true!

day 13, korat

(my second encounter with kai)
kai had just turned down a thai, calling him cheap
charlie because he offered only b100. then she asked me to go
with her for b100...
so we walked the walk to her room and she was just as horny as
yesterday, showing her tits even before she closed the door.
she needed it more than i did!
she undressed in record time and got on the bed, on all fours,
ass way up in the air, looking around to see what kept me. i
was putting on the rubber, getting out the ky. it's all a bit
unromantic but it has to be done.
as soon as i entered the wet party zone she started slapping
her ass. giddy-up-go!
she went right over the hill a number of times before i
planted the seed. and then she indicated she wanted to suck my
dick. why the hell not! so a new rubber, supplies are now
running low, wiping off the lube with a towel i found laying
around, and right down her throat. jesusfc! yesterday she
wanted almost none of it and new she wants it whole... must be
a reason. find the reason and we are in heaven forever!
i guess her knees started to hurt or something, but after a
while she spit the rubbered snake out and went back to the
bed. on her back this time, head hanging down, upside down.
mouth wide open, ready for a fuck-my-face-slaphappy-style.
without the slapping and the puking, thank you!
and i didn't feel no teeth either.
anyway, this is a sure way to ge me off in a hurry. so i
pulled out, pulled of the rubber and gave her a warm welcome
all over her face.
then this woman wanted b150 instead of the b100 we agreed on.
and, weak, weak me, i paid her b150.

day 14-16, nongkhai

i was horny as hell so around 3pm i made it to an
old stand-by kfc ('chickenfarm' or thai style brothel).
i walked in, but no-one insight, so i
knocked on a few doors and nid stepped out of a room, clad in
only a towel. 'b200' she said, without any further ado. i like
that: acurate and staight to the point. and she looked good
too. slim, tall for a tg and pretty enough to look good under
gogo-lights.
we proceded to her room, i paid her the b200 of which she got
to keep b100, the rest for mamasan, no doubt...
but guys, she fucked as if i had paid her a thousand, did a
lovely little bj, rode on top like the genuine cowgirl and
took it doggystyle with pleasure. everybody sanuk, i assure
you. the lovely little darling loves doing her job! in fact
she jacked me off to the finish and had a lovely giggle when
the white stuff landed between het titties.
worth the baht!

i saw that a karaoke that was a true karaoke last may now is a
true *****house. i was asked in with the promissing line:
'pam-pam inside!'
i ordered a coke, b10 for half a liter, and i got the
coke+m, who started to feel me up immediately, pattaya
style... four girls were trying to get my
attention, but i had basicly settled to go with mai, if
anyone. the asking price was b300, but after the usual 10
seconds the price was down to the familiar b200.
i only had a b500 note on me, but i agreed and paid. i got the
change instantly without any funny remarks or tricks tried. a
good sign. we went to her room, which was a bit pi style: very
basic and none to clean, but there was a bed and wasn't going
to be on the floor anyway.
m turned out a sl*t in the true sense of the word. trying
everything, bj again a bit on the weak side, but hj and the
wild thing no complaints what so ever! again well worth the
baht. this could be a place to come back to for a 3sum...
maybe tonight!

later i went back to the former karaoke
to pay m another visit, and perhaps let one of her friends
join in aswell. unfortunately none of the ladies present did
it for me, so it was just m+me.
m gave me a lovely hj, her bj had inproved overnight: more
enthousiasm and deeper too! she wanted me to take some photos
and again was well worth the b200+b40 tip.
this time the coke was b15 and i didn't get any change from a
twenty...

day 16, nongkhai,

well, i just returned from bonking the mamasan at the former
karaoke. mamasan, n-36yo, did have the
bj skills i was looking for, tho she did have the nasty habbit
to spit the condoms rubber flavour on the floor every now and
then. keep your shoes on! so she sucks cock ok. on top of that
she is nice, has a juicy wet pussy, refused(!) ky... and
she tried to get hers too. i like that!

day 17-18, pitsanulok.

when i checked in to the hotel the
woman at reception rang a bell. the porter perhaps? no way
guys. it's the wake-up call for the ho's, telling them to be
on the first floor and all over the new arrival. when i walked
up the stairs i saw three of them plus the old cleaning lady,
who is ever so keen on telling you exactly what this hotel is
all about: 'pam-pam' pointing at the three women. the one who
immediately caught my eye was pretty! i didn't have a good
look at the others... the pretty one showed me to my room,
brought in a towel and cleaned the room.
it looked a bit like a wife experience here instead of a gfe,
lah.
the old lady came in and i could see the surprise on her face.
'why aren't you fucking this lovely lady yet?' well, i was
going to, but since this is a business agreement i first
wanted to settle the terms. i asked for her name. s,
42yo. and goodlooking! b300. hohohoho, that's not what i want
to hear! i offered b200 and she accepted after i promissed a
tip if i could take some pix and i wanted a whole hour with
her. she asked me to keep quiet about the tip. mamasan takes
half of the agreed sum. so, if you're here: settle for b200
and tip!
s is a cocksucker, when she was going down on the rubbered
dna-spreader, she repeatedly said: i like to eat
dick! and that was no lie. at first she didn't take it whole,
but after some encouraging words - always be nice! - she went
down all the way and swallowed, too much! yippee, a
real pro. her hands were soft and strong, giving good service
massaging my tired muscles and my dick. too good! then she
decided we ought to start fucking by now. and she rode me.
first slowly, then wild. then she
wanted me to do the work. why not. she put a
pillow under her ass, pushed her hips up and said:
go, go. we fucked till well after lunchtime, so to speak, and
she took it well, i might add. s gets a freeler
recommendation! when i was ready to release the little guys,
she pointed at her lovely titties, here. why not? you
should have seen her rub the goo in...
she gave me a nice little massage to fill the remainder of the
hour, we took a shower. i took a few more pix, and she left

around 8pm the call of nature became to great
to ignore, i walked out, pointed at the first one i saw
(because she looked ok) and took her to my room. name
p, 37yo, nice big'n'soft tits, lots of pussy hair, bad
stretchmarks, b200, pop'n'go. and that's what happened. fucked
her, popped and let her go.

well, today saterday was the day of the encounter with the
'lady with the teeth'. she turned out to be a 44yo, perhaps
5ft, and no way you could call her pretty. but always smiling
that smile, showing the teeth we all heard so much about.
after some ado we agreed on b300 for an hour. at 2.30pm she
knocked on my door. i let her in and immediately she started
to treat me right. kisses, little massage moves, more kisses,
feeling me up a bit and always that smile. and those teeth.
there is no way i can ever describe what she did, but she was
great. and not just the bj, but her fuck action was worth a
repeat aswell.
she is the living proof that looks and age don't mean a thing
in this business.

day 19, pitsanulok,

the one i picked up lastnight for fuck'n'go had a swell pussy! j asked for only b50 and i, stupid me!, thought she was joking, so i offered b100. she almost jumped for joy...
what is this world coming to?
anyway, tho she was a bit of a starfish, she started to make
some noise well into the fuck and she actually got pretty
damned wet too. she could be a gusher, i always love to see
them cum all over the place, lah! maybe give her the three
finger treatment tonight and see. but for b50, and not a
satang more!

day 20-21, pilok

after checking the street several times for a b100 lay, i
dicided to give it one more try at 9pm, i walked out and she
-wham- caught my eye. i asked how much and she said b200. and
i said ok. why? because she had the most humongous tits i have ever seen in real life (on a girl her hight)!
her name was k and just 20yo.
and tits!
now, i must say she was a bit of a starfish, but one with
tits(!). i actually slapped myself around the ears with them
when i was humping her...

day 22-24, chumphon, nakhonsithammarat

in chumphon, within 5 minutes of arriving a
ho outfit was following me to my room. she wanted b500 st, but
settled for b200 immediately. it may seem i'm after them, but
this one, o-38yo, was equiped with above average sized
hooters too...
a bit of a funny lay, when i doggied her and i felt she was
going to cum, trembling pussy and such, she pulled away. some
women are in the wrong business. never mind that, i got my
load away just fine, thanks.

nakhonsithammarat - warning: this town is not for the weakhearted...

my room on the 5th has a perfect view of the fuckcentral accross the
street. there can't be a better planet to live on than planet
earth!
about 6 ho's are waiting for clientele. i will let them wait a
little longer, but after dinner will do the rounds down there
and take a pick.the rws is dead again, just like last may. a
police clean-up maybe...? i'll see tonite.
i crossed the tracks to see what's beyond the trees and
typical thai railway housing on the other side. it has to be
the worst part of town. for every adult at least five kids are
running around. it is a zoo out here. kids are telling me
which of the three women at an open air thai bar is ready to
go for b200. the other women don't go, unless i pay more baht.
makes sense..
the rws is quiet because the last train departs at 3pm, but in
the early evening activity picks up and it becomes the zoo it
used to be. two men were telling me with loud voices who are
fuckable and who are not. when i expressed my lack of interest
in the merchandise i was told to go to a certain chinesehotel.
so i did.
as you would guess this hotel is not a hotel at all. it is a
*****house. it is (probably) fuckcentralheadquarters in nakhon.
i decided to go with j, from phuket, chinese-28yo, for b300.
a bit steep, but anything for science... she had good
bj-technique, a lovely tight, just wet enough pussy and she
gave me a decent bang for my baht, but attitude less than
acceptable. even that b**** in surin was nicer to me than this
chinese ho. i won't go with her again. but i might visit this 'hotel'
again and choose someone else. there are plenty ho's
to choose from...
perhaps i will pick me up a stray from the rws tonight, maybe
not... find out later on!
it's the morning after, day 24, it's raining for the first time this tour and i did not pick up one of the ho's on the platform.
let me explain why:
the one who looked the best had some loose teeth or something,
when she spoke there were all sorts of disturbing sounds
coming from her mouth, resembling rattling, loose teeth. no
way!
another one had teeth that made a crocodile a good choise for
a bj... rotten, nasty stumps.
number 3 had so much make-up on, something bad had to be
underneeth.
the next one up seemed ok but then started to shout without
any reason at all, and made stabbing moves at innocent passers
by.
it is a zoo out there!

then i saw one of the guys who told me about the chinesehotel, now saying the place is a pool of hiv. i better use rubber. this
means that i should use rubber, not he. you see, thai men
don't fuck outside too much, but that's what they say, so they have no need for that protection. i've heard that total nonsence a number of times now and it is worrying.

i couldn't resist going for an afternoon-st in the fc accross
the road from the hotel. i decided to go with 23yo k and on
the way upstairs we settled for b250 for a nice fullservice
treatment. it was not to be... k had her periods, and that is
my personal biggest turn-off. i paid her b150
only because she gave me a hell of a bj and after i entered
the holy ground and discouvered it was her time of the month.
she jacked me off and took it all in her face. she asked me to
say nothing to mamasan, but i did because i always complain
when this happens to me. and like always, mamasan didn't give
a damn.
imagine those thais plunging it in there unprotected....

day 24-26, nakhonsithammarrat, krabi

my last night in nakhon was one to remember. at the rws i met
w, a 40yo cook from phuket, holidaying in nakhon and
staying at a friend's house. she repeatedly said she was not
one of 'those girls' but would like to sleep in my room, in my
bed, and perform certain duties free of charge. well, well,
another nakhon first: a freebie! but before we went to the
hotel she insisted i see her friends. so we crossed the tracks
and headed for the ghetto. i saw it before, but not like this.
the word zoo does not describe the actual goings on there...
we first visited some 'other friend', walked through an alley
and arrived at this one room shed, matras on the floor and
ofcourse a vcd player and tv. the friend wasn't in, but the
oldest son was watching a ripped private movie, the one where
anita blonde (or dark, i always mix them up) gets done
thouroughly in ancient egypt. the boy is totally undisturbed
and rubs his crotch while watching and says he doesn't know
where momma is.
the next stop features two (censored by freeler) while
the (censored by freeler) copy
the act... the adults are playing cards and bets and baht fly
accross the table.
house #3 is the one where the friend lives. no wonder the lady
wants to sleep in a hotel. at least three kids plus mom and
dad share the one matras on the floor. w would be number
6 on the floor. whilst we are there the private boy comes in.
he's done with the movie and returns it to its owners. then
w giggles and points at the window, a hole with bars
really. a fat girl in a very tight t-shirt stuck her tits
though the bars and squeezes them. have you ever! it turns out
she is a karaoke 'singer' on her way to work. do i want to
come too? well, yes i do, but i won't. this is a thai thing,
and i could very easily get into trouble at one of those
slump karaokes.
anyway, it was close to 10pm when everybody in the ghetto knew
i was going to fuck the visitor from phuket and it was time to
live up to the expectation. we went to my room, where at first
w proved a little shy. but once i had her in the
bathroom, any such shyness disappeared immediately. after a
good soap down it was down on the wet floor, where after
inserting the rubbered one it was all go. she was horny and
she needed it! she was wet like hell and when my dick
accidently slipped out she replaced it with three fingers. you
should have heard the noise... after some time we changed
location and went to the bed. big enough for a good bang, but
not really squeekfree. people outside in the streets probably
looked up to see where the noise came from... during a short
break w gave a nice little massage and didn't forget the
rubbered one. good hands! i like good hands!
it was close to midnight when the battle ended with some shots
right on target.
we showered and w went out to eat. i offered to pay the
'normal' fee of b200, but she refused to take the money. when
i said i would pay for her meal she said ok and she took b30
and wai'ed.i didn't see her until the next morning at the rws.
i asked why she didn't come back to my room. she said she went
to tell her friends what happened. it must have taken all
night to tell the tale...

krabi,

in krabi i went straight to the hotel.
i took a room on the top floor.
the topfloor is where the ho's live. so that's convenient!
i brought some laundry to the ho in room #1, she was
sitting on the floor, playing patience, and flashed her tits
and showed three fingers indicating b300 for a lay. i turned
it down, i'm not going to pay more than b200 and i wanted to
see who else was in. good move, as i found out l, 40yo - but
she looks a lot younger - from chiangrai, was still available.
she is nice and good at what she does.
so, day 25 ended with a pleasant b200 bonk, a lovely hj and a
cute little masturbationshow from this lovely lady.

day 30-32 pilok,

in the early thursday afternoon i ran into n, from pilok,
who gave me the whole story without being a bore: she has to
buy milk for her baby because she doesn't have any herself. i
saw the implications: i would be a kind of unicef if i fucked
and paid her!
anyway, n followed me to the hotel and proved to be a kisser!
have i turned from bt to kissing??? and a hell of a lay too.
and quite pretty aswell. that's a lot of 'good' for b200!
man, did she kiss!
next up, just after dinner, was k, the monsterbtone. a major
disappointment this time. she was having her periods. she
said: never mind, use condom. well, i
didn't think so and booted her right out the door. b20 for the
2 or 3 pix i took. she didn't complain, just didn't
understand, and was back in the street selling herself within minutes...

later i went with 'the lady with the teeth', again...:
we settled at a pretty low b200 and went at it in my
spacious corner room. i really love to see her gulp the
rubbered one down. it's an awesome sight! i didn't elaborate
too much on her performance last time around, so here goes it!
she opens her mouth kind of like a shark would: eyes close,
lips go back, teeth appear(!). and then she takes a bite...
brr!!! and she repeats 'til there is nothing to bite left,
slowly retreats and starts over again. meanwhile the little
darling does not forget to kiss and lick the tool, scratch u'r
balls with her sharp little nails... and, man, when those eyes
close. ready to take another bite...
anyway, she had to wash her hair when we were done. but that
was her own fault. never bow your head when cum cums flying
your way, ladies. or it will be in your hair.

later, on the street: no new faces, a couple i don't feel like
bonking right now...ahh, there's j, last weeks b50 girl. i
walked up to her and the first thing she said was: 'ladies
tell me ask for b200'. j is getting streetwise! much to her
visible surprise i agreed on the b200 and off to my room we
went. j has become one of my favorites by now. always
willing to take the meat hard and i love her glasses too
this time was no different. she took it like a woman, i could
ofcourse be wrong but it felt like she was at least a little
sanuk herself, and she got me off bigtime!

saturday's bonking adventures: more of the same i have to
admit. i had another b200 round with s. she had one of
those moods women have, bursting out
in tears for no apparent reason. fortunately this happened
after the sex part of the encounter, during the afterburst
massage.
in the evening i had another go at p. this was just another b100 cum'n'go...

day 33-34, pilok

day 33 was the day i showed 2 ladies the door without the
actual penetration... lady #1 started sending sms'es as soon
as she entered my room: bye bye! lady #2 promissed a bj i
would never forget. in reality i could forget ever getting
that bj: bye bye! i was however bright enough to take some
mugshots of this ho, so i can make a kind of 'wanted
poster'... 'warning: scam ho. all promisses, no delivery'.
but #3 was a cute little chinese jackpot. nice, cute, gooood
hands and dito oyster. and just 20yo, name o. too bad that
when she smiles it shows that half her teeth are missing.
another victim of thai traffic. but don't let this minor
handicap scare you away. she would have been the
lay-of-the-day any day this tour i would say. just b200.
gentlemen: support this kid!

an average update: to date my pay-per-lay is b225 and 25
satang. this does not include the ones i kicked out without a
bang, but ofcourse does include the freebie and roomrent where
appropriate.

day 35-36 pattaya

i saw one very attractive girl and we agreed a price and
went to my room. but on the way there she kept a few paces
behind me and i wondered why. then i noticed her heavy
breathing and when she looked around for a moment, i saw why.
pregnant and not very long to go. so that contract was torn
up. which she didn't understand. 'other farang fuck me'. well,
let them, i won't.

just after she went back to her spot on beachroad mee-au (like
the cat does) caught my eye. b500 all night. why not? so we
went to my hotel, but before we arrived i found out she was a
kisser, had strong hands and wore no bra and no panties...
hmmm...
in the room we went about it without any ado. a hot shower
together, lots of soap and sliding. good fun! after mutual
drying on to the bed where she proved nothing short of a
little champ. fucking like crazy. asking for more and harder.
changing positions herself. pumping on top. and when i came it
was all stars and banners.
we stayed in bed for a while and then back to the shower for
another soapy wash. and then she began to complain: too hard
fucking, have to see doctor tomorrow. have no money, you pay
doctor. she started rubbing her belly: hurt so much inside,
have x-ray before. baby came, now no good. next she didn't
want to stay longtime because there are ghosts in the
bathroom. now i've been with tg's who were terrified of ghosts
but this was a bit too obvious. she simply wanted out with
full pay... no way!
i've heard all this bs a zillion times before and i am having
none of it. i told her: stay b500, go b300. no surprise she
wanted go b500 but that wasn't amongst the offers. but she
chose the go b300 and left. i followed her downstairs and
made sure the reception understood that the room was mine and
mine alone. they put a note in the keybox. i like the visa for
its girlfriendlyness, but sometimes they can be too
girlfriendly...
i went to sleep and didn't wake up until the next morning from
a knock on the door. mee-au. who else. clearly hadn't slept
all night, and it seemed as if she had forgotton to take her
lithium, prozac or whatever. totally nuts. i'm not a shrink so
i sent her away. and she left. when i went out for breakfast
at 8.30 she walked in again, so far gone that she didn't even
see me tho i almost bumped into her at reception.. well, the
new receptionist knew her: 'crazy', and escorted her out. glad
to say i didn't see her again.

when i walked along beachroad, i saw a stunning lady, long hair, nice boobs and a huge ass, all wrapped in a lightblue indian sari. a feast for the eye.
too bad mr. just-a-bit-quicker-than-me had taken her already. good for him!

i went on and talked to a girl from nakhonsawan, but had
doubts. not the price. b300st is totally ok in pattaya. i just
had doubts...
perhaps i sensed i would meet o just 50m further down. from
bkk, 37yo, turned out to be the same quality as mee-au, but
without the crazy shit! another beachroad jackpot for b300st.
and the st lasted a full 2hours15mins. and she almost forgot
to take the money...

internet, prices so far:
korat: b15-20/hr
pilok:b20/hr
sisaket:b20/hr
buriram:b20/hr
ayutthaya: b20-30/hr
krabi: b1/min, but b40/hr
pattaya: b1/min, no discount for lt, one ic asked b2/min....


day 38-40, korat,

so far this new lunar year has treated me very well. last
night i had the second freebie of the tour. a 40yo from
lopburi couldn't stand being alone any longer and headed for
the park for some 'friendship'.
as usual, women on the search are the ones to catch, as she
too needed it baaaad! we went to her room in a
chinese hotel. she shared the room with her
daughter and her daughter's boyfriend. first we had to get
them out and then play commenced. she got rid of her clothes
in no time, leaving me well behind. i tried to make good use
of this time and gave her the ky. she put some on two fingers
and rubbed it in...
why do women do that, don't they know it turns me on to much?
we skipped most of the foreplay, no need for it, but got
straight to the penetration and pumping part. i felt her pussy
tightening after just a few thrusts. her contorted face told
the rest. if she wasn't cumming all the time, she was the best
actor i ever met. it must have done her some good, because
after the act she didn't let me go. she massaged me, kissed me
all the time, and she refused the money i offered her for
'roomrent'. holidaying in thailand may be very cheap for us,
but not for many thais, she should have taken the cash.

later this morning i met n. had her a few times before, to my
total satisfaction, and agreed to see her tonight.

saturday morning...

n played hard to get last night... so i went straight to w,
the freebie woman, and had a ball, paid her b200. she now
accepted the money. later, ofcourse, n was angry, but
promissed to be there for me tonight. we'll see.
i didn't exactly save myself for n today. she was brought to
'work' by a thai on a huge bike and avoided me all the time
that he was around. i'm not counting on her tonight. so i went
to a st hotel with o and i more or less fucked the shit out
of her. i don't really think she liked it, but i did, lah!
i paid her b150 for the assault and b50 for some pix.

back on the street a girl with a difficult name, let's call her
chch, insisted on a fuck and right now! that fact alone
set the price at b100. she showed her tits in the elevator,
just long enough for me to get the camera out and snap a few
shots. in the room, all i did was some pic-taking and some
semi-penetrating. she was too small down there and refused to
use ky. i don't know what she was scared of, but ky wasn't an
option for her. so she left with the b100 as a modelingfee...

i've got just three more days to go and i will go all out from
now on. if i like it, i'll fuck it.

i liked k2, from lopburi, and she wanted to go, so we went.
i took some titty pix in the elevator, just like i did with
chch... in the room she got undressed and ready to go in
half a minute. she gave me my b200 worth for over an hour, i
was happy and i think i can say she was too.

day 40-41, korat

i haven't seen n since motorboy dropped her off, so she is out
of sight, out of mind. who cares?
i see o and she takes my offer of b150 for some pumping in
that st hotel.
she is just cum'n'go material but i like her. she is fun to be
with. but no extra's, no hj, bj or cim. just bang-bang-bang. just
like last saturday. but this time she really fucked back, so i
guess she liked it, or maybe she wanted to get me off quicker!
she got me off, no question about that.

after i had soup at the nightmarket i sat accross the road
from the chinesehotel. this hotel must be the fchq in korat. i
know that at least seven sw's reside at the chinesehotel.
after i had an ice-cream and a bottle of m-sport w appears. our
eyes meet and she turns around and goes back to her room.
today she is wan the pro. she wants b200, fuck
only. no, no massage... no, no bj... still, i agree...
the action is the same as before, basicly, just better,
including vagina dentata.... suddenly she makes a surprise
move. she pulls back, leaving my dick pointing at a lot of
empty space for a moment but then she wraps her lips around
it. she gives me a ten second 'bj-preview', stops and says for
b100 more she finish me off with her mouth and tongue. i know
she has me in her web... but i'm weak and say: 'ok'. and she
bj's and she dt's and she massages my balls and i'm soooo
happy. and when i'm about to cum the darling pulls of the
rubber and takes it all on her face and in her mouth (but
didn't swallow). jesus, i'm spent and after some recovering we
head for the bathroom, outside. we wash off the goo and the
sweat and the ky and back in the room i want a massage to
relax my muscles. at first she refuses, but don't get dressed
and just wait until she's done with her make-up and then i get
a two-minute-speed-massage. she pushes her thumbs in my neck and spine, then grabs my chin and goes: 'one, two...'
kkkrrrkkk to the left and then 'one, two...' kkkrrrkkk to
the right. she could have broken my neck... but this felt
soooo good!
bottomline: this lady has s-k-i-l-l-s.
my 'problem' is that i found out about these
skills in the wrong order.
first you should get the massage, then the hj, the bj and then
you should fuck her. and she kisses damned good too. god knows she may even do a real testicle massage. must find out!

day 42, korat,

the last report, written at 4.45am on a cold very early
morning in europe. the jetlag helps me wake up early...
i decided to go to w for my last session to check what she
can really do. i went to her room at the chinesehotel to make
an appointment for 'massage only'. 3.30pm suited her and me
just fine.
while i was waiting for the hours to go by, i took e to a st-hotel
for some pass-time-banging. that was ok.
3.30pm.
w time.
to the point: she can do a good massage, but doesn't have the
patience to go through with it for the full 2 hours it should
take. she's too horny or pretends to be. after 15mins she
started to pull my shorts off. i resisted for a full 5 minutes
and then i had to surrender.
but i tried!
i urged her to play with my balls, but apart from a few gooood
touches, no signs of testicle-massage-capability.
anyway, do try this lady!
around 5.30pm i made it back to the hotel to pick up my
things, i chartered a samlor-biker for the ride to the rws
to go to the airport to go home:(

freeler
(or should i say 'freezer', damned cold!)

Freeler,
Good report......wouldn't mind having a "once-over" some of your pic's....hehe. If you don't mind, send some to canada_1970@hotmail.com Thanks! Sounds like you out did yourself! We'll have to see how Skinless does now and compare......haha. Take care.

Phitsanalok Report: Shinless arrived at Bkk Internayional, picked up his Viagra at the phartmacy between the international and domestic airports. He then flew to Philok, where he got a 30 bt motor bike taxi to the Pansobat Hotel. A guard of honor of 15 women of (low) virtue were therer to greet him with such traditional greetings as Pam Pam, and gestures of fellatio (putting fingers into their mouths suggestively). Skinless ignored them but checked into his old room (203), changed and got ready to party with them. Each was paid 200 bt regardless of service. In all, Skinless fucked 5 of them, got bbbjs from most of them and some anal. The nicest was a 19 yo picked from the brothle on the road parallel to PSB Hotel. He stayed there 2 nights and is now in Chiang Mai, having doen a Freeler and paid 65 bt for the local train. Some Skinless tips on PSB:
1. stash your cash under the bed.
2. booby trap the door with the towel guard.
3. checjk their pussies for diseases.
4. hide your towel so they don't use it (this could also be a STI risk).
5. have something to kill the bugs with.

The lady with the teeth got a going over as did her friend. I passed on their apprentice. The bed was no good for the bracelets but I did get a bj wearing the mak of a gorilla and I got the lady with the teeth and her fat friend to do fellatio on each other, each wearing a mask (pig and gorilla). They got into the spirit of things but are obviously unused to fisting. The younger ones are nice, shy etc but a total waste for anything less than plain vanilla. They are good girls though and it was nice to see them in the temple the next day with my 200 bt as offerings.
Philok is really only best to take a break in and get rid of some old semen. I am no longer in love with the teeth lady and her performance, like that of her friend, let a lot ot be desired. They did have some fun with the double edged dildo though. The inside crew work 9 to 5, roughly, and there are always some other floating around. There was a lot of LE around on the second night which helped me sleep some and get my early start today. I left PHilok at 7.30, have arrived here in Chinag Mai at 4.30, wil wash, rest up and maybe fuck some tonight. Then it is north after the elusive Burmese pussy.

Skinless,

A bit of a slow start wouldn't you say?

No need to bring a bug killer to the PSB, the hotel rat (huge, big as a cat, lives right behind the toilets, comes in through the hole in the outer wall) takes care of bugs, mice etc.
The biggest rat in Pilok lives in a restaurant near the rws. It hardly fits under the coke vending machine... This rat likes to go for a morning walk during breakfast time. Regular guests are undisturbed when it appears. Newbies take the first train out and never return to Pilok.
But really, people shouldn't worry. Both rats are 'guestfriendly'.

Hi Freeler,

How about sharing some of the photos?

diver69a@hotmail.com

I'm heading to LOS in Nov / Dec .... would love to follow your footstep.

Diver

Skinless,
"3. checjk their pussies for diseases."
Ok.......and you do this how?????? I guess just looking for the obvious signs of Herpes or green goo dripping out of their boxes.....You're right about the risk of catching STD's from towels.. stay safe my man - cover that willy! Keep up the reports! Your fan.......and shifen's too (remember that broad?)
Chikan

Skinless -- thanks for the starter report, and good luck up north. Where exactly is "the brothel on the road parallel to PSB Hotel"? I must have wandered right by without recognizing it!

Joe_zop,

There's a pic of that brothel in your mail...