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I have had good luck with the chicas in Las Chevales in the past. I've been able to get the girls for $30 - $40. Then I tip them for good service. Try not to pay the girls $50 - $60 and turn this bar into an AB or CC. I have found that some of the waiters here are very helpful in negotiating for you. With all the complaints lately about the girl's attitudes in AB, lets make this place one of our new destinations in TJ.

I have had good luck with the chicas in Las Chevales in the past. I've been able to get the girls for $30 - $40. Then I tip them for good service. Try not to pay the girls $50 - $60 and turn this bar into an AB or CC. I have found that some of the waiters here are very helpful in negotiating for you. With all the complaints lately about the girl's attitudes in AB, lets make this place one of our new destinations in TJ.

Hi,

I will be going over to TJ mid August and instead of crossing the border to sleep, I was wondering if you can rent the room above adelitas for the night.

My questions are:

Is it possible?

How much does it cost?

Can you not pay the $12 for the room when you take the chica up if you have your own room?

Is it safe to crash and leave the next day?

Appreciate replies

K

Yes, you can rent the rooms above AB for 36.00 bucks a night. It is safe. Pay an extra 5.00 deposit for a key and get it back the next day when you leave. Rooms generally aren't available Fri. and Sat Night.

You can bring as many AB chica's up with no extra charge. It is noisy depending on where your room is, mostly now with the remodel the music downstairs is not a problem but the sound of chica's coming and going can be if you're a light sleeper. Bring ear plugs to be safe. Extra towels and sheets are available form the Talacherio's { towel guy} for a tip.

The guy told me $30 chica fee and did not give me a key, when I went down last year. Coulda been a scam.

That's the Cohilla Hotel he is referring to, not Cascades which has it's entry in the alley next to Miami. Cohilla is the hotel the girls at AB use for service Cascades charges the chica fee. I've stayed at Cohilla and (except for no television) had a good sleep. That was a year ago. Did they install the TV's in the guest rooms yet or do they still have them in the service rooms only?

NEVER consider your stuff "safe" in the room, even if you lock it and swallow the key. The rule is "don't bring anything you're not prepared to lose." I've never had a break-in at my hotel. I was badly ripped on two occasions by chicas though so be cool.

Be safe and Be nice
Cuontry John

[QUOTE=Toad Tamer]The guy told me $30 chica fee and did not give me a key, when I went down last year. Coulda been a scam.[/QUOTE]

SO my new friends and I are off to new places, new adventures (do you think that you are now in the middle of a bad movie, keep watching), bynow you are thinking the stupido gringo will get fucked but not by pussy, but rather by his 2 new friends?

After leaving HK see part 1 there, we travel to Chicagos, empty! It is 5:30 - 6:00, empty so no good news no real bad news of to AB.

An entrance is made the rowds part, women turn to look, waiters scramble to serve,008 is in the house and I am sure my near legenendary status has transcended a few stone walls, it is packed, we get a great table and my friends order a pail of beer, my treat. Now AB is fantastic sort of. The first stripper up is magnificient, beautiful, vey caucasion, she honestly could have posed for Playboy or any mens magazine, we were close to the stage, close to the main walkway, SWEET. What adventure lie ahead?

I look around there are many beautiful women, easy 20 plus I would "pay to fuck" what a great coincedence as they are glad to have me pay to fuck them. This frankly is to good to be true, oh oh a little forshadowig perhaps?

We relax, chill and my friend Jorge says and I begin to choose, oddly the woman at least the beautiful ones are rather "aloof" while the fat ones are friendy, some things never change, except in Asia and this is no Thailand.

We chill, we drink a beer and I see a phyichal vision and my friend arranges for me to meet this vision, off we go, no HI SAILOR, no my name is, where you from, what you do, off we go, I discover later her name is Daniella, taller, slim, great boob job, little Brazilian, up to the room, I ask curiously what is your name, after all I am new I do not know the protocols, I get a name, she gets mine and remembers.

Naked is as naked does 45 seconds a quick thrust of the magnificient tits to my face, no nuzzling though no touching the pussy no touching no NOTHING. A brief and brutal CBJ begins, did I say it was brief and then to cowgirl wow a position with a view of the great tits, things are looking up, then the fake moaning begins, don't you just hate fake moaning? Fuck it has not been 4 minutes and fake moaning begins, no touching, no pleasure, no sensula expression of our mutual lust for one another (OK I was reaching there) I actually like to fuck, no I live to fuck and I like sex, my biggest supporter is losing it interest, we switch positions, MISH, again nice tits but it is horrible, by far the worst sex I have ever paid for, I pause and on a technichal note: those condoms suck and are made for small guys and I am average of course a more proficient distributor of the pussied goods might say somehting nice in a country that focuses on service and PLEASURE but not here.

So my lack of focus is obviuos and she "tries" other things a hand job but no finger fucking no NOTHING (I forgot), it ends with no release, it will remain with me as the single worst proffesional fuck of my life so far withby far the niciest tits I have ever seen and felt briefly.

So back to the bar and my newest 2 friends are there smiling knowingly, wink, wink, I shrug no good and then I meet my next newest 2 friends they hail from the SE US. We hit it off look great guys same boat as I am they know what I mean, We mutually lust and leer at all of the amazing cold, sometimes grumpy (no touching) woman and wonder, my 2 newest friends have been here before and we share trade secrets, they go off, 1 has a great time with an average girl and 1 has a bad time with a smoking hot chick, beautiful, hmm a trend is emerging.

We drink, we oggle, we discern as a round table group that hot chick = bad sex, not hot chick equals great or potentially great sex, this is the world worst paradox by 10 times. My need for a decent blowjob is now overwhleming. We chat, we laugh we trade Business cards I inform my US friends about the reporta I plan to file on WSG and they promise to be new members, my need for a great blowjob become the topic de jour when my 1 new friend insists I take his girl and he pays, see there is Karma I say OK and off we go.

This lady has been sitting at our table for awhile and she is slim, hippy brunette/blonde with a little scaring on her face and a great smile. We go upstairs she says "I am nervous, I do not know why "your friend pay for you" I laugh it seems the shoe is on the other foot. In the room a little chat and the disclosing of you provide a great BBBJ and I provide a tip, she says I will take care of you and I believe I want to beleive. And I believe her name is Dana!

And she did, thanks to God. Great blowjob, I provide my condom, see I am getting smarter and I ask what she likes, she says she like 4 positons and we get through them, the 4th is a favourite of mine and her and there is real passion, actually sweating and much wetness and basically a good time was had by all, the knock, WTF she says [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off or words to that effect (I can tell) as we are still pounding away, 5 minutes later another knock still pounding and then the gloriuos finish,


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


So now my faith is renewed and a tip is provided and down we go to finish beers and to continue the advenures on the street but that my friends is mostly PG vieiwing so I will provide those store at bedtime to my children.

To summarize AB = hot chicks and a range of sex I wish I could fuck and rate them all, I think the best course of action is to creat the appetite at AB and try the street for solution providers, girls who smile, some hot but all trying a little at least, I will report tomorrow on this theory.

008 on behalf of Canucks everywhere.

Well armed with expensive lessons from the night before I return to AB. There was 1 woman I wished to tap and after some seriuos deep discussions on how I am to be pleasured.

Went early, probalby 6:00 pm and had a $3.50 tiny glass of coke, geesh. Sure enough Andrea was there and looking just as good as when I saw her strip yesterday.

Bought her an orange juice ony $4.50, such a deal. Discussions began, expectations set and 1 hour negotiated. Up to the room.

It begins well, to describe Andrea:
5.5, 110 lbs, long dark hair, beuatiful D or E sized augmented breats, slim, wears a white 2 piece outfit, pierced tongue, pierced belly button.

She begins with CBJ and we take our time after all I have an hour. Couple of field notes for newbies, check yourwatch upon entry letting them know she shall obtain value.

We go throught he positions, she is FANTASTIC, cowgirl she actually came and their was liquid everywhere, reverse cowgirl amazing view, doggy, MISH doggie, it was all there. Her pussy was simple powerful it milked my cock and it was simply the best intercourse of my life.

Couple of hints, she likes her jaw and neck stroked during CBJ and whenever you can reach, she loved intercourse and it showed and after me she had made $ 470 that day so I was the 7th guy she had fucked in 7 hours. That is a strong pussy!

After 30 minutes of intercourse I come, it was excellent. So now I need 2 - 5 minutes and I had negotiated $ 100 for an hour. SO I say give me a few minutes and she loks stunned, you want more, OH YES.

She starts to get dressed adn Iam like no, no, NO. I want more and I reminded her I had paid for more, but she apporpriately says no and then says she will only charge for 30 minutes so I say OK, hard to up that first fuck anyways that was excellent, so $ 60.00 paid for a fantastic time so Andrea rates a 9/10/9.

Back to the bar, sitting resting selecting whena young 22 year old Alehandro sits with me, she is forward screeze teh magnificent 34 C breats, natural, shaved pussy show, blah, blah. Same discussions and approach as with Andrea, oh yes, loves sex, no limits etc.

OK up to the room, "please pay now" HUH! Ok get naked, 1st words, "dont touch my nipples, just my breast (her nipples are large, 30% of the surface area of her breasts) this is an immediatte turn off and it shows in my response. I try touching the pusy and ass, she just moves away and say no, fuck, this is bad, this is terrible and again no response, some of us actually like to be touched, odd I know.

NOTE TO *****S Stop doing this, you are a ***** we get to touch the parts, you are not a pice of priceless crystal!

Anyways things now suck except of course her CBJ which is horrible, sessions ends early no release, terrible, from 1 extreme to another in 1 hour.

Lesson learned "Do not fuck young women who lie".

OH well I think I am done with TJ, it is no Thailand that is for sure but nuggets can be found.

Good luck Andrea, keep up tha fantastic work I amy be back!

Hey 008, you behaved like a noobie. No negotiations, no squeeze time sin booze, very unsmart mongering especially in TJ where the game is not sex, it's getting your money.

Mongering in the Zona is a SPORT, unlike other parts of the world where they fuck for a nice place to sleep. It's you vs. them.

Girls will play you like a violin if you let them. If you'd done a biut more research most of the drama you encountered would have been avoided. At least you got off and your bud paid. And you got to look at some fine Latinas so all was not lost.

Country John

tocando? - touching?
If you don't ask downstairs you find out the hard way upstairs.

Canada008,

Sorry to hear about your trials and tribulations in TJ. They don't sound that unusual for TJ, actually.

In the quote below (from Part 1 in the Hong Kong Club forum), you say you "researched extensively" and yet you "walked all around TJ until you found" the Zona Norte. Who walks to the Zona Norte? I would have thought that anyone doing their homework in these forums would know to take a taxi from the border crossing.

Where did you do your research?

Just curious,
V.


[QUOTE=Canada008]I must say that I approached this trip to TJ with mixed emotions. Being a resourceful man I had researched extensively my targets, reviewed the videos and was curiousas to what miught occur.

I had read decent things abvout the HK Bar and felt this was a good place to begin so Monday afternoon I walked all around TJ until I found the spot, "Zona Norte" wriiten at the top of a taller building was the final clue.
[/QUOTE]

All of my research was here. I had been reading the entire TJ site for over a year or 2 and knew going in this was not going to be my Thailand or even Montreal but it also had potential and would be an adventure.

And 1 of my mottos is you have to try everything twice.

I will return to TJ, if for no other reason than to tag the 1 I really enjoyed and I could not bring myself to hook up with a street girl, next time I will some of them look real sweet and less of a T-rex (pure carnivore) found in Adelitas.

Finding Zona Norte was an issue for awhile I walked around and around prefering to ge t a little exercise anyone can get in a cab, that is to easy and I enjoy and enjoyed dozens of other aspects of TJ so I was in no hurry to find Zona Norte.

I enjoy travelleing and other cultures and look forward to my next trip to China and Thailand in a few weeks. Then of course there is Houston has anyone ever had good mongering there?

The enlightened 008

Sorry this is long overdue. This was my second trip to the west coast in a month SFO, LAX and finally SAN DIEGO. Stayed at the M6 in Chula Vista($47) hopped the trolley to the border about 7:30 PM followed the multitude retuning after a long day and through the point of no return...the turnstiles. Got the usual yellow shirt taxi guy($7) and headed for AB. As we were about to leave, some guy jumped in the front of the cab. I thought for a minute I was being set up. But they were just buddies and didn't even pay any attention to me sitting in the back.

AB was much more crowded than the Tuesday I was there a few weeks ago. A couple more cops or security guys were out front and a lot more people inside. I didn't see any of the girls there the last time. I found a seat away from the front at the bar and ordered a cold one.

I blew of the first mammasita that came over...her friend named Estelle, 29 spoke fairly good English, a little weight on her and before long we were off for the usual ($60). Upstairs she was relaxed, massaged me and told me she would be going home soon. The session went well. I decided to go have another beer. It was weird seing her working the room again waving at me a couple of times. But I didnt see her getting anymore action.

There was one girl in hottie central that caught my eye, dark durly hair, big but. But she seemed distant. She just gave some guy the eye and headed upstairs. I focused on a short girl standing by herself called her over. Tania, 23 from Mexico city spoke very little English. We headed upstairs for the usual fee. She was nice but this girl earned her money she was sweating while we were going at it and I wasn't finishing. We still hadn't got done before the knock. She cleaned up and I caught a yellow shirt back to the border. Next time I'm going to have to check out the alley

[QUOTE=Malo9517] Got the usual yellow shirt taxi guy($7) and headed for AB.

Estelle, 29 spoke fairly good English, a little weight on her and before long we were off for the usual ($60).

Tania, 23 from Mexico city spoke very little English. We headed upstairs for the usual fee. [/QUOTE]
It's like shoveling shit against the tide. There are dozens, probably hundreds, of posts here about pricing, and the newbies still won't pay attention. Guess I'll pick up the shovel this time.

There's nothing "usual" about these prices. They are the inflated gringo prices for the uneducated. You can go almost anywhere by cab in TJ for $5. With just a little effort it can be $3 - certainly to ZN.

The chicas pretty much all quote $60 to start. It's a bargaining position. All but the most stuck up (that means a lousy lay when you get upstairs) will go for $50, maybe less.

Not that many years ago the opening price was $40. Over time, when they got no argument, that moved to $50, then $60, next stop $70.

If you want to come to TJ and act like a tourist no one can stop you. But please, don't come on here and spread bad information, or brag about how much you contributed to making it more expensive for everyone.