Tegucigalpa

Have not Been but heard its good. Give the low-down.

Would like to go check out some of the massage parlors mentioned here but would like better directions. There's nothing like wandering around in a city you don;t know. I'm not trilled about taking a taxi directly

i was in tegucigalpa a couple of weeks ago and asked a taxista to take me to a good strip club. he informed me that the best club in tegucigalpa is ilusiónes, near the airport. he said it was the best, most elegant, and had the hottest chicas. so, i guess that answers the question if ilusíones is shut down or still in business.

we pull up outside this totally dumpy little non-descript building directly across the street from the airport. there is a us$8 cover charge which includes one drink.

i go inside and this place is a total dump! it is a small room, hot, low ceiling, crammed with maybe 40+ guys, loud, and just a dive. so … this is the best tegucigalpa has to offer? yikes … those massage parlor hand jobs are looking better all the time! if you know nicaragua, sure, ilusiónes is a step above aqui polanco in managua, but it isn't 2 steps above. and it is no where near as decent as anything i have seen in guatemala or costa rica.

the clientele was surprisingly middle class. not the drunken lower class hondureños you would expect, but fairly respectable looking guys. all the tables are right up against the stage so there is plenty of action going on. three girls dance at the same time on various ends of the stage. over the period of maybe an hour i saw 15+ girls working the club of which only 3-4 were either pretty hot, spinners, or had great bodies. the other 10+ were real ug-o's, i mean heifers-on-the-hoof! the girls dance like a regular strip club for 2-3 songs on different corners of the stage. they don't seem to peel off their tops all that quick but they do drop their panties and strut around with their munchkinland totally exposed. while they are dancing on stage they hop off quite frequently and after a few lempiras change hands they will proceed to grind their bare crotches on some guy's lap and give him a quickie lap dance. i have no idea what these cost, but none of the lap dances lasted more than 30-45 seconds.

one word of caution … i would be totally shocked if even one person working the club spoke any english whatsoever. if you want to pick up or negotiate with a girl, you had better be at least reasonably conversant in spanish. probably one or two of the guys whom were clients probably spoke english.

after i was comfortable in the place i flagged-down what i considered to be the hottest of the 3-4 girls that were under 200 lbs. she had a tight little spinner body and her name is kenía. she is a really cute, 19 y.o. hondureña. since i really wasn't buying that night i bought her a couple of drinks and we just talked and laughed. what i learned from her is the girls are not paid at all by the club to dance. they are only paid their cut of drinks, tips from the lap dances, and a piece of what they can pull in from a client in the back rooms. kenía said the going rate in the back for full sex is us$100 us for 2 hours (and the girl's piece, pun intended, is only $30). i would imagine some reasonable bargaining and i'll bet you can get the price down to us$60, or so, but i also doubt their definition of 2 hours is anywhere close to the gringo definition of 2 hours!

when i was ready to leave i got into an argument over the bill with the fat guy whom appeared to be the head "maitre de"! he is pretty pushy and obnoxious and billed me for one more drink than i had. we argued but i lost and consider myself fortunate that i only was kicked for around us$10. it is not so much the monetary damage as it is the principle of sticking it to a gringo.

in summary …… there is a strip club in tegucigalpa that is open and doing a healthy business. it is a bit of a dump but doesn't appear to be in either a dangerous area or have remotely dangerous clientele. there are a couple of hotties worth hitting on for next day "take out". however, if you like hefty, fat, ug-o's …… this place will be a gold mine for you!

I am headed to Tegu in a couple of days; would like to know if any action around Hotel Intercontinental and what to expect from the staff thanks mates.

[QUOTE=Member #2826]I am headed to Tegu in a couple of days; would like to know if any action around Hotel Intercontinental and what to expect from the staff thanks mates.[/QUOTE]

I used to stay there years ago. Didn't have trouble bringing in guests, but don't remember any specific places to pick up. I had a Lady I knew, so wasn't hunting around.

The mall is there, and that was always fertile ground. Many times my Lady got very jealous of the looks I got, and any time she wasn't with me I would get lots of smiles.

Check out the TGI Fridays for semi pros.

I sent you a PM last week regarding Tegucigalpa. But you have never picked it up. Open it and then get back to me.

Noguera,

You never told me what you thought of the picture of the two girls fucking each other with the strap-on?

I have no idea what you are talking about. Are you referring to Bianca? If so, I have never seen the photos you are referring to. I think I might remember something like that!

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I was surprised to see that there are no more street venders in the downtown/park area. I guess they moved all of them to a market called la isla or something like that.
Anyways, I know some of you guys don't like massage parlors and that's cool, but I can tell you that some of the girls will definitely give you more extras than just a HJ. I think it will of course depend on the girl, how much you tip and how much time you have. I think if you leave a large tip, maybe something like 400 lempiras, the next time that you are there, do not be surprised if you get some extras. And if you choose to, you can take a lot of these girls out to movie, dinner, etc -again if you choose to do that. I think it all depends on your generosity and how much time you have to establish a rapport with the girl.
One example is a girl called Liliana, she is chunky, but tall with nice big boobs. She will take good care of you inside and outside the massage parlor, but take your time with her and don't ask for everything in the first 20 minutes. You can find her in the massage place just above plaza finley -not Garmen which is located in the plaza. Liliana works in the massage place which is up the street/hill about 100 yards from the plaza. The place is just above Hotel Granada 2. Please see my prior post for more directions to this place.

After reading all the reports here I wasn't expecting much in Tegus. All the possible action seemed to be in the massage parlors. Drove around though and found a lot of street action in Comayaguela at night. Most are on 1st and 2nd ave from the center bridge (the one heading down from the stadium) north to the river. Some near center park and always 3 or 4 on 1st ave heading south out of Comayaguela. All types, shapes, and sizes. Going rate for the average ones was 200 Lempira for FS. Don't try anything in the car though as the cops are patrolling and will stop and ask what is going on. Take them to a hotel for 140 - 200 Lps for a room. Late at night when the action slows down I had one girl offer FS for 100 Lps. Girls were out every night of the week.

Only problem is you need a car or an understanding taxi driver. It's not an area I'd walk around at night. Also, beware of the ones hanging around Soldier's Park. Lighting is really bad there so all the TVs and TSs hang around there in the shadows. Not that I have anything against them but according to the newspapers they are more likely to rob you than anything else.

Be aware of lots of TV's around the hotel zone of the Hotel Maya, plaza general, plaza st martin area. MP's were featured in a 2 part supposed undercover piece by one of the local newspapers detailling how these poor girls are working in offices during the day and mp at night to supplement their incomes. Full service for as low as Lps 300, or about 16 $, the reality is Lps 500 is about the norm. There are many Mp's are advertized in el heraldo classified, and some offer 2-4-1 specials during the daytime.

[QUOTE=Noguera]I was in Tegucigalpa a couple of weeks ago and asked a taxista to take me to a good strip club. He informed me that the best club in Tegucigalpa is Ilusiónes, near the airport. He said it was the best, most elegant, and had the hottest chicas. So, I guess that answers the question if Ilusíones is shut down or still in business.[/QUOTE]I'm surprised not that many posts exist for Teg., Honduras. Nonetheless, is this place still jumpin'.

Noguera,

The casa de cita is called "Chicas Jovenes". I used to bang the mamasan's beautiful niece who looked like Walt Disney's Pocahontas come to life. Of course, that being said, the place was off limits to me but I waited for her in a cab once when she passed by to collect something from her tia. The place is close to a Tropigas and opposite the bus station where the buses from Comayagua arrive. It is a blue or green house with no signs. I'm sorry but I can't seem to remember street names or anything more specific, perhaps my brain wanted to keep me out of trouble and deliberately did a poor job of recalling how to get there. lol

Anyway, from what I heard from the mamasan's sobrinas is that the chicas there are anything but jovenes. Supposedly, they are all worn down hags. Who knows? It might have just been bull to keep me from getting any ideas about visiting the place as a client. It could be worth checking out. Keep in mind though that many chicas in that line of work belong to the Mara Salvatrucha and I've heard of fights between the chicas at the house.

Suerte,
CM

Hey is the Marriot guest friendly? I can get a big discount staying there. So what everyone is saying is there anything worth anything in Tegus? What about strolling the malls or normal clubs?

[QUOTE=Realeasygoing]Hey is the Marriot guest friendly? I can get a big discount staying there. So what everyone is saying is there anything worth anything in Tegus? What about strolling the malls or normal clubs?[/QUOTE]

I had met a Honduran girl in Costa Rica, both of us on vacation, and started a relationship.

I got down to Tegus 4-5 times a year over 3-4 years. Never hobbied, but being the observant type of guy I'll give my two cents to your last sentance.

I was 44 - 48 over the years I visited, in decent, not great shape and not a movie star looks, all in all a guy who doesn't get propositioned up here in the states often.

We did many things, including of course malls, restaurants, and the clubs.

Always, without exception, I noticed ladys looking at me and smiling, and these were younger good looking girls. Even had a couple times the ladies approached me when mi novia was in the bathroom.

So from my observations, yes there is a lot of available ladies in the malls and clubs. TGIFridays in the mall usually had a couple cuties that sent out 'signals'

I've been around enough places I think, to catch these vibes.