Rants and Supid shit in Jakarta

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3001966]Respectfully this is about the most vague post I think I have ever read. "taken out of the bars in large numbers". What do you mean? For marriage or for long time?

How do you know the girls that come and go at Holiday Inn are coming from Kota Indah?.

Ok I am going to try and first interpret the rest and then translate it:

It seems your pre-planned or spontaneous on-the spot m. O. (method of operation) was that the vivo (local indo. Brand?) didn't fit?

Interesting if that is true?

1. One at Emporium required a rubber? So what happened? This girl did not buy into you saying "it doesn't fit?" So you had a covered BJ as well? She demanded you pull harder to get the condom on?

2. 1001, you didn't even try? Did you tell them in bahasa it doesn't fit or in english?

3. Sounds like the two at 1001 believed your story, "It does not fit"? And offered little resistance? Was there discussion of a tip?[/QUOTE]Shouldn't really bother to respond to the most clueless poster I've seen on ISG in ages, but let's give it a go.

Seeing girls being taken out of the bar is quite literal. Punter comes in, picks girl, girl changes, thet leave the bar. Seen this happen a lot the last week in KI bars and also Travel (not in classic); how did I see this? By being in the bars or just walking around KI and seeing the couples waiting for their grab. At the same time, I was seeing a lot of East Asian guys at the hotel and a lot of girls coming, going and waiting. Pretty obviously working girls and them using phones to translate. Didn't see anything like this while I was staying in other hotels a couple of weeks earlier.

There is no real MO here, the girls in most bars get their rubber once you have paid the mamasan. In travel they even have a cute little envelope. With the exception of Kings Cross, these have always been the vivo brand in the Jakarta bars. No need to tell them anything about the fit, as they often simply couldn't get the thing on. It is not about me doing anything, the girls are in the lead.

Keeping it to 1001 and emporium, one girl didn't even unwrap the rubber because she said it wouldn't fit anyway. The other girl tried, figured out it wouldn't fit and continued with a quick 'tidak masuk'. I know next to no bahasa, but this is not to difficult. The very good emporium girl figured out the vivo didn't fit and so we spent de time doing other stuff. At these places nobody asked about tips upfront. I think I gave 200. I honestly don't remember if I even got blowjobs in all these sessions, but when I did it was not covered.

Line ups for the girls are relatively pointless, because they do dozens a day, together with 3 dozen other girls. It is mostly walking to and from with little chance of anything coming out of it.

Through their socials you can probably set up a meeting with one of the mamasans even if you have never been. I know the emporium telegram gives the numbers of 7 or 8 of them.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3001969]What are you doing here? Are you answering a question asked on your PM? Third row, fifth row, older woman. What establishment are you talking about? Geez.

I'm about to rifle out a bunch of vague generic posts so you feel like I feel now.[/QUOTE]I was just there. 1st floor. The music is not Hong Kong club t. J. Loud. Third row, fifth row, in front of the ladies? You are in the same atmosphere dude! Its a speaker. If you are worried about the loudness.

You would go thru the front door of bunker? Trying to pinpoint the locations of the speaker. Seems your focus should be elsewhere. As far as ladies they have a three tier system; three different class of lady. Which makes it important to verify which lady you have your eye on. Beer, small bintang, is 70 + 30 entrance fee. I found it a relaxing place where the mamasan left me alone. "On any given Sunday " you could find a gem here so why exclude it from your repertoire, tool box.

NOTE* I believe mamasan told me 600 was top tier, 200 was the minimum for a hippo.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3001969]
I'm about to rifle out a bunch of vague generic posts so you feel like I feel now.[/QUOTE]Your posts are very difficult to read and contain less than 5% of useful information. You are basically spamming this board. Now you are becoming the board troll by being aggressive towards other members. Please stop.

[QUOTE=FreeDude;3002041]Shouldn't really bother to respond to the most clueless poster I've seen on ISG in ages, but let's give it a go.

Seeing girls being taken out of the bar is quite literal. Punter comes in, picks girl, girl changes, thet leave the bar. Seen this happen a lot the last week in KI bars and also Travel (not in classic); how did I see this? By being in the bars or just walking around KI and seeing the couples waiting for their grab. At the same time, I was seeing a lot of East Asian guys at the hotel and a lot of girls coming, going and waiting. Pretty obviously working girls and them using phones to translate. Didn't see anything like this while I was staying in other hotels a couple of weeks earlier.

There is no real MO here, the girls in most bars get their rubber once you have paid the mamasan. In travel they even have a cute little envelope. With the exception of Kings Cross, these have always been the vivo brand in the Jakarta bars. No need to tell them anything about the fit, as they often simply couldn't get the thing on. It is not about me doing anything, the girls are in the lead..[/QUOTE]Double down on vagueness. Three times KI, not many, I have never seen KI girls outside the bars with a customer, like she was going off premises. Travel the other night, the girls, especially in the dormitory section, the girls were too ugly to be taken over night / marriage. Overnight is also 4 or 5 times more expensive, so I challenge your observations.

If a girl is insistent on you using a condom, she will tug and pull to get it on, and she will get it on. You might tell her "it hurts", but she will get it on. And if you are squirming and resisting, she'll end the session there and then.

Return of your Vagueness: "Tidak masuk" translates to "not in". You mean she wanted you to come outside? Or you mean she didn't want you to stick it in?

"The very good Emporium girl figured out the vivo didn't fit and so we spent de (Kanye or Ye slang) time doing other stuff? You mean you played a game of checkers?

I very much doubt, Emporium, 1001, BBFS, the girl didn't ask, "how much you pay me?

You don't think East Asians pick girls out of a line-up? Obviously over the years, if line-ups were not efficient and ON POINT mamasans would not continue to do them.

Why would you make an appointment for tea with a mamasan if her name is not David? You are right, I am clueless, and it happens immediately after I read your posts.

Your very very questionable post will have Jakarta bule running to 1001, Emporium claiming the condoms don't fit in their quest for bareback.

[QUOTE=SuperLove;3002170]Bro, you report reaffirmed my belief that girls do not provide BBBJ at 1001 contrary to many positive reports here. I can't be the lone soul who left in disgust without trying a girl.[/QUOTE]Posts on this board can be highly influential to readers. Safado himself states he went to 1001, "to give it another try" based on the recent report. Myself.

I'm trying to incorporate, "the condoms don't fit" into my bedroom chatter.

Admin should have let my post go yesterday. I was the only one yesterday willing to challenge this poster.

And determine if his post was authentic, because I thought it was vague.

What is a forum that disallows fellow members, in a polite way, of challenging others posts for truthfullness, authenticity?

It is a forum run amok.

Because fellow members are not only the first but the most important firewall for bogus reports on this forum.

[QUOTE=Raycx5;3001341]Appreciate you for sharing the info. I don't know these places and will check them out! The best place in Jarkata is Royal VIP?[/QUOTE]I know what it means to be left hanging on this board so I won't do it to you. I can only tell you.

Royal VIP seems to be the most expensive in this complek. But they do have some nines out of ten here.

Don't take shit from the Mamasan here.

I can tell you what will save you on this street with time. If you are thinking that the dives on this street.

Happy and Astro; that you might find a gem in here? NO YOU won't.

They are dives and the bar that sais MTV or something on this same street is also shitty.

Your mission in this complek is to determine what bars you can exclude, then you are left to 4 or 5.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3002496]I say this as civil, courteous as possible. Is the massage 50 k, 100 k, or 400 k? After 4 pm how much is short time. I am going to make an observation here. Do posters read.

Their own posts? I believe a fairly large proportion of posters here have grammatical difficulties, have difficulties conveying their thoughts. That is a fact. You see it here. Why would you state the.

Price for massage with three different numbers and then not state the price for sex?[/QUOTE]Are you seriously complaining about other people's grammar? Have you ever read one of your own disfigured posts?

Anyway, I find your brazen, impertinent way of asking for information very annoying. And this is without considering how little you actually contribute to this board. I regret having answered your DMs asking for information.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3002496]I believe a fairly large proportion of posters here have grammatical difficulties, have difficulties conveying their thoughts. [/QUOTE]One such poster is you!

[QUOTE=Safado70;3002559]Are you seriously complaining about other people's grammar? Have you ever read one of your own disfigured posts?

Anyway, I find your brazen, impertinent way of asking for information very annoying. And this is without considering how little you actually contribute to this board. I regret having answered your DMs asking for information.[/QUOTE]Allright, its necessary to defend myself. Also to walk lightly on this board so this post is passed on thru. Safado you have a limited amount of posts on this board. I read.

Your posts. You have never posted anything to this board that anybody did not already know about; although your recommendation to avoid Fashion / be' fashion hotel on January 23.

, I suppose was somewhat useful.

I also went to bat for you, challenging the posters glowing, 3/4 success rate bareback, report, when noone else would. I also got hammered by Admin. For it.

You ultimately went back to 1001, based on this glowing report that provided you false hope. Thats the poster you should be upset at.

The level of contributions between you and I, "how little you actually contribute to this board" will once again be shown by report below.

For those of you, that stay at Grand G7 hotel Kemayoran you are a "stones throw" from a historical lokalisasi called Gang Laler. This area is between jalan garuda, jl. Kemayoran gempol.

And jalan Benyamin Sueb. This area is frequented by street hookers.

Jalan Benyamin Sueb itself is a noted streetwalker area.

OTHER AREA OF STREETWALKER ACTIVITY:

-Kemayoran Damri Terminal.

-Lenggang Kemayoran.

- Ujung Jalan Garuda.

- jalan Angkasa.

- NAM Center.

-MGK Roundabout.

There. One of your reports Safado you decided to tell readers of the opening times at Kota Indah. I will summarize what you need to know: Arrive a half hour before.

Dusk. Defending myself against GentileBear. Wait, he hardly ever posts.

[QUOTE=MarquisdeSade1;2882894]"I'm old time Blok M'er new to the and Jakarta scene. Thanks all for the advice on the Holiday Inn Gajah Mada, its perfect.

I grow old of the Classic / Travel cafeteria venues and prefer FLs in my hotel room. Any recommendations on a FL locality in the area?

Last night I was walking back from Travel and got approached on the street with an offer I couldn't refuse. Lucky draw I guess. ".

I can tell you there is a st hotel called N1, if you are walking out the front door crack a right and walk 100 meters over the tiny bridge.

Then crack a sharp left down the road that shoots down hill, and stay to the left, I don't know what this area is called but it was the most bizarre area I've ever seen in Asia.

Kind like a movie set for a sequel for Damn of the dead, I saw some really weird shit, including a bunch of whoors and a few cute ones, but I didn't want to see what the rooms.

Were like so I skipped trying any, I walked around for an hour plus it was so "surreal" then it started pouring rain, I mean like a monsoon.

And I was trapped under a bridge, the zombies were everywhere and people were singing Karoke it was wild.

The street flooded with at least 2 feet of water, I couldn't get a grab to pick me up, I was stuck.

But feel free to check it out and report back LOL.

Here's another place called the Grand Tjokro.

I was walking out on a weeknight around 11 pm and there are 2 benches.

Outside the front door.

They had around 10 whoors sitting there.

All in like dresses that they would wear to a wedding or something.

And they asked me if I wanted to party so I chatted the best looking one.

And she kept begging to take her and her friend to my room to party.

I told her I couldn't,someone just took away all my bullets upstairs and I left.

They looked good, but I would say most were late 20's early 30's.

So I don't remember the prices they quoted, I wasnt going back to try them, so I just blew it off.[/QUOTE]A case where the poster listed grand tjokro, never tells you if it is a hotel, a bar,. Upon further review it is a hotel near.

Daan Mogot area.

I want to go here and stay hotel. Any other recommendations for hotels near here, Dan Mogot, Jl. Kali Sekretaris, New Merdika area 30-40 $/ night?

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3002625]Allright, its necessary to defend myself. Also to walk lightly on this board so this post is passed on thru. Safado you have a limited amount of posts on this board. I read.

Your posts. You have never posted anything to this board that anybody did not already know about; although your recommendation to avoid Fashion / be' fashion hotel on January 23.

, I suppose was somewhat useful.

I also went to bat for you, challenging the posters glowing, 3/4 success rate bareback, report, when noone else would. I also got hammered by Admin. For it.

You ultimately went back to 1001, based on this glowing report that provided you false hope. Thats the poster you should be upset at..[/QUOTE]The best way you could defend yourself would be to just stop posting. Literally, with every new post, you make yourself look even less intelligent than you did before.

Gabacho.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;3002792]The best way you could defend yourself would be to just stop posting. Literally, with every new post, you make yourself look even less intelligent than you did before.

Gabacho.[/QUOTE]Taking it from you that prefers to not wear a helmet in Jakarta because you like the feel of the wind ricochet off your bald nut, ok blanchito.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;3002792]The best way you could defend yourself would be to just stop posting. Literally, with every new post, you make yourself look even less intelligent than you did before.

Gabacho.[/QUOTE]ALLRIGHT whatever dude. Someone that decides to not wear a helmet because they like the feel of the wind richocheting off their bald noodle.

Why wear a rain slicker in a Jakarta monsoon? Just go full-on bareback as a lifestyle?

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3002869]Taking it from you that prefers to not wear a helmet in Jakarta because you like the feel of the wind ricochet off your bald nut, ok blanchito.[/QUOTE]It's spelled "blanquito" LOL.

It's from the Spanish word "blanco" (meaning white) and the the diminutive suffix "ito" meaning small.

Like I said less intelligent with each subsequent post.

Gabacho.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;3003061]It's spelled "blanquito" LOL.

It's from the Spanish word "blanco" (meaning white) and the the diminutive suffix "ito" meaning small.

Like I said less intelligent with each subsequent post.

Gabacho.[/QUOTE]I don't care what spanish combination you conjured up to nickname your own penus. Noone does that except you.

And noone uninvited, unsolicited gives people statistics on how many chicks they barebacked at classic.

What do you think your penus is a shrine, a monuement, or a what?