Bargain Fashion health...
[QUOTE=Thruster]
I found a fashion health for 3k 500 for 20 min. in Umeda.
Go to the Picadilly Theater and head south towards MOS Burger. Turn left at the signal just past MOS (large metered parking lot there). Go about 40 meters and turn right at the very first intersection with stop signs.
"Onyanko" (written in hiragana) will be on your right on the second floor. They service gaijins with some/limited Japanese ability. A couple of the girls were cute, while a couple were just okay. But at this price...........
Also a complimentary whiskey or tea to go with your woman. Bon appetite.[/QUOTE]Thank Thruster for the indication, discovered a cool place, by the way, did you have a CBJ or BBBJ there ?
I visited the place and they refused a BBBJ. (well... I had my shower and everything just before, so I guess was not me or something...)
Went after 20:00 and I was asked 4.500 yen. Girl was barely a 5 in my book. When the girl was preparing the condom I realized that was going to be a CBJ, negotiated a little and I could have easily all money back.
There was no argument, everybody was kind, boss was bowing, saing sorry, girl too... everything went Japanese style.
Bottom line is if you want a quick CBJ you can go there and have fun.
Cheers,
R
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Hadaka no Ousama (Osaka/Umeda station)
Yesterday I just had the greatest time EVER. in some previous report I had heard about this place nearly nobody talks about, but which is worth trying before to die.
For the directions, left the Osaka JR station as if you were going to the Hankyuu department store. Then it is straight forward, right then left to get to the street (attached map here) if you can't read it, or if you just cannot find the street, there is an information center just after leaving the train station where they will give you what you want (map,directions, nearly go with you to make sure you find :D). Once you're on the right street, go straight straight and keep watching on your right side. Finally you'll see the shop with name written in hiragana and kanji as shown in the pic attached here (in my memories, that was brown and not green... maybe mistaken, watch)
From now I assume you found the shop. so please get in, 3rd floor.. the tout is well-suited and quite gaijin friendly, provided you don't act like assholes. So do not hesitate to tell him that you are a foreigner, and ask gently what is the service offered here and which rules you are to follow. Not that you don't know, but to show him that gaijin aren't just all dirty pigs.. After talking with many touts in Tokyo and Osaka, I can say that the main 2 reasons of the "Gaijin no-no" policy are international policy (Japan willing to be USA's best friend to get a UN security council chair) and health (the average japanese girl sees the worls like this : a rich, developed country, Japan, with smart,sophisticated people, another rich but decadent country, the States, filled with evil things like drugs and guns, and all the rest being the third world - I am barely exagerating). All of that to say that the question of whether or not you will get service, and if yes, the quality of the service itself (and the choice of the girls) will mostly depend on your behaviour with the tout. If you don't understand what the guy is saying, just keep looking at him in his eyes, smile, sai "hai hai" and that's okay. Anyway, he says that you can't have sex (obvious), that you must be nice to the girls (same), and also something like that you can't touch more than one girl at the same time, which turns absolutely not to be the case (as long as you're nice, don't forget)
Now the most important, the service. The place is a 2-shot bar (1 girl comes, talk, clean little bro, kiss, bbbjcim, clean bro again, leave, another comes and the same).. and much more interesting to me, a mutiple play bar (2,3 or even 4 girls at the :) SAME TIME :) ) you can read the prices on the web site, but in fact they are a bit different in real (not rip-off like different, I think there is sometimes a 500Y mistake or so on the site) Anyway, if you want to be sure just ask to the tout, or watch the actual prices once you're there, or even call them before you go. Satisfaction sometimes needs to pay a little bit attention.. tips : watch carefully the site : you'll see a little video play that'll turn you on, girls' pics (in fact not rip off, they do look like this in real, at least for those I got), happy hours (sa-a-bi-su-ta-i-mu), the classical "choose the girl for +2000Y" fun options like costumes (+1000Y)... Don't forget to print the 1000Y discount ticket.
I eagerly wanted to try the multiplay but no much money nor time, so I took the 30min-3P (take care, 3P means 2 girls + you) service. I don't like to choose a girl because I am not rich and I let the chance decide...and I gave to the tout the best spent 12000Y in my whole life. I got Minami (J-girl, 24yr old, face 8, body 9, service 9) and Shiina (J-girl, 19yr old, face 9, body 9, service 9), welcomed me very warmly, both gave me one hand and took me to a nice little room with a large bed (nothing to do with any place in Tokyo as far as I know). talked a bit, they slowly took my clothes off, with nice gestures (kisses in the neck, little hugs, wet smiles...) cleaned my little bro with that funny hot water spray (I'm telling you, every little detail is great) , got naked as well (after a hilarious "zenbu nuide ii desuka?" - "Is this okay if we take off our clothes?"), awesome body (both small pear-shabed breasts, soft thin body, hell nice asses and Shiina navel-pierced). Got me laid and here I was, naked on this hot bed, with one hot cut little nude babe in every arm. Started kissing (3 tongue kiss.. amazing), they ran on every part of my body with their mouth, hands, tongue, arms, legs... all fantasticly done, very, very GFE, let me do whatever I wanted (except FS... but actually I didn't care), finger their pussies and nice little asses, my hands were in heaven for hands. bbbj by Minami, then Shiina, then Minami again, and finally both. every time my bro was in one mouth, the other girl came to me and kisses, touches, sat on my face (which I love when the girl is 45kg - don't know in lbs), e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g absolutely great. I still can't imagine how come it took me the entire session time to pop (enough to fill half a glass though), but apparently Minami didn't care and made sure she wouldn't miss a single drop in her horny mouth. Actually I did not see her spit.. which doesn't mean she didn't, but I like to think that she's swallowed it all (WTF if I'm wrong? I have the right to dream...) After all of this, both looked very happy and satisfied themselves, then whereas the clock rang we got laid a bit with kisses for another 5 min talking. Finally they put me my clothes on (like a very king lol), walked me to the door and each gave me a last wet warm kiss before I left.
Once nearly out, the tout called me back. I don't know why but the first thing that came to my mind was that he would surely shot me with a gun (like "this was far too good to be real"). Actually he just wanted for me to fill a paper for a kind of survey (who were your girls? were they good? did they suck you? did you touch them ? where? are you satisfied - from 0 to 120%? weird but very fun. I left after a "give me a five" thing with him as if we were now best friends. I missed my train and that made me sad (yeah right)
The only thing I wish I had seen is a sperm swap (didn't even ask... should have)
I can't remember seeing any of them stop smiling. Extraordynary moment.
If you have some other places like this, pleaase let me know (nothing in the threads so far, but you can walk in the streets and find by yourselves)
As I read in a previous post, in Japan almost everything pink is related to sex (girls, mangas or videos). But you can be sure everything related to sex is not pink, so keep your eyes open and you'll see. If you have nampa tips (I am not as good as big JP, did not ever try nampa once), Same.
The next day I went back to Tokyo and I wanted a quick cheap pop so I went to Sugamo, it sucked. The only reason I popped though is that I had the image of these 2 naked angels doing me.
So I will just please you again to be polite, talk gently to the tout and act nicely with the girls. This is the best for saving our (gaijin) chance of keeping going in this wonderful place.
And of course, thou shalt post report.
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Hadaka no Ousama was a blast
Just finished a session at the Hadaka no Ousama and i agree to the original poster that this was a great place. The details given were very accurate. I ws there in the morning and had Minami. She was great lady and great to talk to. Will definitely go back maybe tomorrow.