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[QUOTE=GenuineLotus;2509686]I have often wondered and admired our shadow Labour senator Penny Wong and thought, why she hasn't gone for the top job. [/QUOTE]She is a senator, the PM must come fom the lower house. Unless she resigns and seeks election for a lower house seat then she can't become PM.

[QUOTE=Brauninc;2513707]Engine Driver is it wise to visit an rnt when you question others on visiting them? Your vehemently against these places and your review is evidence enough of how they have changed the landscape of the industry for good. We recently lost 2 brothels in South Melbourne, 466 city Road and 7 park st. We need 50 more brothels and 50 less rnt shops in my opinion.[/QUOTE]What's a monger to do if they have sore neck and shoulders? Hahaha. I wasn't expecting any funny business here when I went in. This Thai place (not PRC) looked quite legit. I agree that the rub and tug joints are far more lucrative for the girls than working in a brothel. Had I fallen into the glorified wank routine, the girl would have pocketed a total of $185 as her cut and the shop would have got $35. And for that she wouldn't have put a cock in her mouth or pussy. A full blown prostitute at a brothel would be lucky to pocket $80 for 30 minutes of sucky fucky.

Note that I only paid $30 for the HJ and I was prepared to walk.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2513495]Went to this place for a massage. Nice, neat shop which looked like a very professional set up. Three young, slim Thai girls were on duty. Couldn't see their faces as they were all wearing masks. I assumed this place was completely legit as it's in posh Kew, shop was very clean and all girls were wearing professional looking uniforms. There was absolutely nothing to indicate anything other than a therapeutic massage was on offer.

Cost for 1 hour was $70 for cash or $75 for card. I would never pay by card at these places so the cash offer was fine.

I stripped off, covered myself with the towel and in walked Pappy. Very good massage, so I was convinced it was legit by now. At the 40 minute mark came the flip and she did not cover my equipment like at other legit places.

To my surprise she whispered whether I wanted something extra. I asked for the menu. The predictable standard bullshit was offered. $150 for take off, body slide + HJ. $100 for take off + HJ and $50 for just HJ. Hahahahaha. I politely declined. Had I taken the first item, that would have been $220 for a glorified wank. Hahahahaha. As previously written, you can get FS, CBJ, DATY, DFK and AR with a beautiful white girl at California Club for $200. I'd be crazy to pay this sort money to a Thai student for not having sex.

I said I only had $30 on me and she could take that for a HJ if she wanted to. She accepted the deal. Lousy HJ. She just started pulling my cock with no technique. To really punish me for the low tip, she stood just far away enough so I could not feel her ass. Hahaha.

We had 10 minutes to go after the HJ so she stretched me a bit and massaged my arms and chest.

Nothing really special to warrant another visit. Avoid.[/QUOTE]I in my few ventures out since the end of lockdown has been pleasantly surprised by the charges on offer. $50 for nude decent HJ with some rummaging of the goods and kissing of the melons was one, second BS till completion and exploding over her melons the other, second offered an upgrade also of BBBJ for another 20. Both PRC or Taiwanese, students 21-25 maybe 6/7 who had been here the whole time, they need the money and will accept lower offers. If they have had no real money for 5 months there happy to drop their prices for less, as otherwise they have to have at least 1/2 extra hours booking to make up for the loss of tip. They're not stupid they know business is slow and they might not get another punter that day so you're are in the box seat.

[QUOTE=Kerrstar;2513711]She is a senator, the PM must come fom the lower house. Unless she resigns and seeks election for a lower house seat then she can't become PM.[/QUOTE]She is also in the opposition and does not have sufficient votes to even be a consideration.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2513495]I said I only had $30 on me and she could take that for a HJ if she wanted to. She accepted the deal. Lousy HJ. She just started pulling my cock with no technique. To really punish me for the low tip, she stood just far away enough so I could not feel her ass. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]Engine Driver, you are a modern day Tantalus. Tantalus was thrown out of Olympus and after he died, he was punished for eternity; he was made to stand in a pool of water, right under the branches of a fruit tree. However, when he tried to reach for a fruit, the branches would go higher and out of reach, while when he tried to drink a sip of water, the waters of the pool would recede.

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2513901]Engine Driver, you are a modern day Tantalus. Tantalus was thrown out of Olympus and after he died, he was punished for eternity; he was made to stand in a pool of water, right under the branches of a fruit tree. However, when he tried to reach for a fruit, the branches would go higher and out of reach, while when he tried to drink a sip of water, the waters of the pool would recede.[/QUOTE]Thank you always for your words of wisdom Chocha Monger.

I thought I was more like the Roman goddess Disciplina, with her virtues of frugalitas and severitas. Hahaha. Putting that into the context of the grubby world of rub and tugs, if the quoted price for a HJ is more than $30, just walk gentlemen.

Had a shocker today. I went to Paramount Center. I'm kind of surprised to say it but I had never been there before. There's seriously AMPS everywhere in there, it's unbelievable. After reading this very forum, I decided I'd try Ping's based on the $30/30 min fee. As I'm walking in the direction of Ping's, a lady who is bordering on elderly is waving me over to one of the AMPS on the other side of the center. I ignore her, walk into Ping's, pay the $30 and lie down on the table. I'm there 2 minutes and none other than that very same old lady walks in to give me a massage. Wild. I mean you generally have a sneaking suspicion that these places are all owned by the same people but to have the staff switching between two businesses located within 10 m of eachother is something else.

But this lady was a shocker. I must admit I didn't look at her much at all but I think she was even wearing an apron of some sort. Lunch Lady Doris. Must have been 65 years old. Now I'm lying there thinking 'geez am I going to sink this low and let a geriatric jerk me off?' No, I decide, definitely not. I'll just take the massage and bail. And this massage is awful. She's just rubbing her hands all across my torso at speed like it's Wack A Mole but instead of wacking you've got to cover them in oil. I want to just get up and leave but I'm covered in the stuff so I just lie there and bare it.

She flips me over and makes a handjob gesture and five fingers, I just shake my head. She holds up 3 fingers and I'm stunned by the speed at which she's happy to knock 40% off her asking price. I shake my head. She's talking in her native tongue, I got no idea. She says 'young' and walks out yelling. Another lady comes in, maybe early 40's, average looker. To be honest on any other day I would have taken a HJ from this new entrant to the room but at this point I am so over it I just say 'nah it's ok' and she bails. Old lady returns and kind of glares at me like 'shit man now I've got to rub this dude down for another 15 minutes'. She proceeds to give me the laziest rub down in history, which ends in her just rubbing the same spots on my calf muscles for what must have been 7 minutes before just walking out of the room unannounced. I put my clothes on and walk out of the room and into the reception area, mamasan glares at me too and I leave. I only lost $30 (and 30 minutes) but I will definitely think twice before trying my luck again.

I've only ever been to Pings twice. The first time was novel, ie curtain walls, curtain doors. The second time was just straight out bad. Both times as I left the thinking wasn't, wow that was a good massage or wow that was a fun experience. It was just a feeling of, O well, at least it didn't cost much. You get what you pay for.

Gday all,

There is a massage shop beside Victoria market with a questionable name that seems to have mostly Japanese therapists working.

I visited recently and paid $50.00 for a great 30 minute massage.

Bodyslide no cannot.

Topless no cannot.

However $120.00 for a hand job is the price available.

As previously mentioned I'll give that a miss.

Have a great xxmas all and cheers for the many laughs we share.

Lwd.

Which sh\op is Ping's?

I went to Paramount a few years ago, and visited the Thai shop on the right hand side looking towards Bourke St.

Got an older Thai MILF, massage was average, and her (bartered from $50) $30 HJ was woeful.

[QUOTE=AussieGaigin;2514579]Which sh\op is Ping's?

I went to Paramount a few years ago, and visited the Thai shop on the right hand side looking towards Bourke St.

Got an older Thai MILF, massage was average, and her (bartered from $50) $30 HJ was woeful.[/QUOTE]As you enter Paramount Centre from Bourke Street, Pings is the shop at the back on the right hand side. Pings is a rub and tug chain. Mrs Ping has three shops. The first one was on Victoria Street, Richmond. All workers are old PRC boilers. Last year she employed a chubby, but very sexy Malaysian Chinese girl at Paramount. She spoke good English and was a lot younger. She would lift up her skirt and let me play with her ample booty during a nicely executed HJ. She would only ask for a $30 tip. I can't remember her name but my report on her last year is buried somewhere here.

From the Burke street entrance it's on the right, right at the back, same level.

I saw the super hot, super cute Vietnamese pocket rocket Hannah today at Eden Massage at Victoria Street, Abbotsford.

I chose the $75 for 1 hour option.

Wow, it blew me away. I've had over 1,000 massages in my mongering career, and this would easily be in the Top 10 for sure. Hannah gives it 110% and at the end of the massage I felt like I was robbing her. That's how good her service was. She's a tiny girl, but don't let that put you off. She is very nimble and flexible. She climbs on your body and kneads you expertly using her whole body. It's like she's trained as a gymnast or acrobat before. I had this type of massage in Thailand once, but most of the Asian girls in Australia are just too lazy to put in any effort.

She started on the HJ from behind even before the flip. This girl knows her way around a dick. I was about to blow within 2 minutes haha.

On the flip, she started stroking my cock while sitting in front of me, with my legs over her thighs. She asked if I wanted any extra services to make me happy. As if anyone would be able to decline at this point haha. So HJ was $30, topless HJ was $50 and nude HJ was $70. I did not ask about body slides, blow jobs or fucky fucky. Girls in this trade all have a price for whatever you want, so ask away if that's your thing.

This girl is so fucking cute I had to see her naked, so I agreed to the $70 tip. When she took her sexy dress off and stood there in her black thong, I nearly lost it. She has a magnificent set of bodacious tatas. I helped her rip off her panties and I was surprised to see a full Bush. Yes, a Bush which has never ever been trimmed before. She stroked my cock and encouraged me to suck her tits and to finger her pussy. I didn't need much encouragement.

She then cleaned me up and gave me a head and neck massage in the remaining 10 minutes.

I would rate this service a 10. A rub and tug just doesn't get any better. She was friendly, cheerful and had such a positive attitude that it restores your faith in humanity. What a contrast from those Chinese grannies at Pings.

If you want to see her, best to book ahead as she is popular. She works 6 days a week and has Mondays off. So they don't switch girls on you when you ring, Hannah is 25 years old, 5 foot tall, has Ccup tits and is smoking hot. Don't waste your money with the other girls here, especially the tall, braindead Taiwanese girl with glasses.

I'm surprised none of you fuckin mongers have given Hannah a marriage proposal yet to take her off the market hahahaha.

[QUOTE=Brauninc;2513707]Engine Driver is it wise to visit an rnt when you question others on visiting them? Your vehemently against these places and your review is evidence enough of how they have changed the landscape of the industry for good. We recently lost 2 brothels in South Melbourne, 466 city Road and 7 park st. We need 50 more brothels and 50 less rnt shops in my opinion.[/QUOTE]Brauninc.

They rise from the ashes 7 Park has reopened Maybe the licences are too good to let go.

Goboy.

[QUOTE=Goboy;2515253]Brauninc.

They rise from the ashes 7 Park has reopened Maybe the licences are too good to let go.

Goboy.[/QUOTE]Fantastic news, location is very good still. Let's hope someone saves 466 too.