Melbourne

Its great to be back punting again. Recently dropped into a place in Preston 336 high street into what looks like a legit place.

Saw an older lady named Lina / Lena, nice tits and not a bad body for her age.

The house takes $50 for the massage and Lina asked for $30 for nude handjob, $40 for nude BBBJ $50 for F / S.

I opted for the nude BBBJ all up $90, about average for the area, but there are cheaper places.

May return to see what other talent they have.

I decided that all the posts here regarding the fake ads on Locanto couldn't be true, so I made my first booking, after checking out all the girls listed available in my area.

I settled on Lydia. Her CV read as follows:

"I am Lydia, a high class sexy girl, an Independent busty escort and masseuse.

If you are into young Asian girls you are in luck, I am a very sensual and affectionate with a prefect proportion figure, Escort with a sexy size 6 body. Natural Double the cup breast. I am the one who you like to cuddly as a kitten in bed all day and I will drive you crazy (in good way) on and off bed.

I am young but sensual girl know how a man should be treated. Relax and let me do the work let me give you some GFE.

I offer real Girlfriend experience, cuddling, kisses and I am full of passion because I like what I am doing.

I promise you 100% satisfaction. Look forward to hear from you soon!

I also enjoy the following:

# Passionate girlfriend experience.

# Sucking, Licking.

# Nuru massage.

# Kissing.

# Showering.

# Sex in multiple position.

Full GFE.

20 minutes $100.

30 minutes $130.

45 minutes $170.

60 minutes $200".

Pretty good, I thought. The photos accompanying her ad looked highly promising as well. I rang the number provided, which rang out, but within a couple of minutes, got a text reply, and after a couple of exchanges, a booking was arranged. I took the 45 minute option. The person replying to my messages seemed very fluent and conversational, just like in her ad. Arrived at a house in the western suburbs, rang the door. The girl answering the door, while not unattractive, didn't look like Lydia from the ad, but whatever. Not a size 6 body, nor a double the cup breast. Probably mid-20's, a tad overweight, but not a bad face and figure. She was holding her mobile phone, and looked slightly surprised to see me. She asks, "How long?" in broken English. Hang on, didn't I tell you in the text message? Strange. I hand over my money.

Anyway, down to business. "You want shower? She asks. "Ah ha! I think, "This is where we have a shower together". Unfortunately, no. She leads me to a bathroom, then, as I undress, I see her standing way up the other end of the hallway, head still buried in her phone. I have a shower alone, then wander back to the bedroom, which is illuminated by a slowly rotating strobe light thing. She indicates where I should leave my clothes, and she undresses. "I give you massage", she intones. I get a pretty mundane massage for 10 minutes or so, but nevertheless, with her sitting on me, the little man is up and ready for action. We exchange some pleasantries, and on the flip, her mood improves. I get a CBJ, and then we get down to the serious stuff. But this girl does not deliver on the ad. If I try to suck her tits or fondle her vag, she giggles and squirms and effectively shakes me off. So much for the "passionate GFE". No kissing, either. I want to take my time, but she implores me to "fuck me". "Multiple positions" aren't on offer either, just missionary, which to be honest, wasn't too bad. But she wants to get it over with quickly, and to that end, rolls out her rehearsed lines. "Oh, you so big!" (I'm not. But she did have the tightest vag). "I cum! I cum!" (she clearly wasn't).

In the end, it was over pretty quickly, and she then continued her massage. By this time, she's comfortable enough to tell me a bit more. Her name is "Lu Lu", and she's been at the house for 2 weeks. I finally realise that she's probably on some sort of roster, run by the mastermind who replied to my messages, and that she basically waits at the house for callers who have booked with another person. She hadn't been expecting me. She gives me her personal phone number, presumably not the one listed in the ad, and in broken English, tells me (I think) that if anyone calls me about this booking, I'm to say that I never went, and to use her private number if I want to see her again. That's not going to happen. Another shower. Alone, again. At the end, and I'm outside in 35 minutes.

So fellow mongerers, your warnings went unheeded, to my cost. I don't think I'll be trying Locanto again any time soon.

[QUOTE=Ercildale;2516884]I decided that all the posts here regarding the fake ads on Locanto couldn't be true, so I made my first booking, after checking out all the girls listed available in my area. <snip>

So fellow mongerers, your warnings went unheeded, to my cost. I don't think I'll be trying Locanto again any time soon.[/QUOTE]That's a very funny report. Yes, there's absolutely nothing to see on Locanto except old boilers from China on tourist visas.

Guys,

Misplaced Cindy (Sindy) the ever reliable from Clayton PH number from.

She told me she was not taking appts in the 1st stage of Covid, misplaced her number dropped by the corner house one day when over there and she has moved out.

If anyone has it can they pass on, she will be happy for you to do so as known here for some time.

Best sent via private suggest so she doesn't get inundated-and LOL.

HNY all.

Pedro.

Happy new year to all,

Wandered into Paramount on Bourke Recently, Melbourne. S own orchard towers.

There is hope left for this country if your choice is mainland Chinese aunties chasing you down for a massage.

However I have discovered a that MILFs. Working out of a parlour who provides a good old fashioned if that's your thing.

Interested parties please PM me and I'll forward you her details and location.

Cheers and take care.

Lwd.

[QUOTE=RnTug;2515679]Its great to be back punting again. Recently dropped into a place in Preston 336 high street into what looks like a legit place.

Saw an older lady named Lina / Lena, nice tits and not a bad body for her age.

The house takes $50 for the massage and Lina asked for $30 for nude handjob, $40 for nude BBBJ $50 for F / S.

I opted for the nude BBBJ all up $90, about average for the area, but there are cheaper places.

May return to see what other talent they have.[/QUOTE]Have a look at this place on google maps street view.

There is a sign in the front window for a Barrister and solicitor.

Same name as owner of shop.

Nothing like keeping the money in the family.

[QUOTE=OlderPlayer;2518430]Have a look at this place on google maps street view.

There is a sign in the front window for a Barrister and solicitor.

Same name as owner of shop.

Nothing like keeping the money in the family.[/QUOTE]Good observation. The seemingly innocuous nail salon. Hahahaha. I remember that Saul Goodman operated his legal practice at the back of a Vietnamese nail salon too in Albuquerque NM, so this is the same successful business model right in Preston. Hahahaha. Sister Lena works as a hooker while the brother helps her hide the cash. All in the family. Got to love it.

I will be spending a bit of time in Ballarat over the next few weeks.

Any recommendations where one can get an ok service without being requested $50 for a fully clothed handy.

Recommendations would be appreciated.

Pedro.

[QUOTE=PedrosNeeds;2518775]I will be spending a bit of time in Ballarat over the next few weeks.

Any recommendations where one can get an ok service without being requested $50 for a fully clothed handy.

Recommendations would be appreciated.

Pedro.[/QUOTE]There is plenty advertising on Loc, and a new one has popped up just down the hill from Maccas, you'll find their menu to your liking.

[QUOTE=Ercildale;2516884]I decided that all the posts here regarding the fake ads on Locanto couldn't be true, so I made my first booking, after checking out all the girls listed available in my area.

So fellow mongerers, your warnings went unheeded, to my cost. I don't think I'll be trying Locanto again any time soon.[/QUOTE]Locanto is a bit like scratchie lottery tickets. The next one might be a prize.

Locanto is a joke. 95% of the adverts are fake. You can tell from the pics on most of them. Even some of the 50/50 pics have got me over the years. Some look like it could be legit but when you turn up it's a 60 year old Korean or PRC lady and not a 25-30 year old as advertised. I went for a couple of African girl ads last year. Text back and forth to 100% confirm she was Black. Both times I turned up and when the door opened she was an old Korean. I told her I was going to post her on forums warning guys to avoid her adverts and she said the manager and pimp makes them lie on their adverts. Go figure.

[QUOTE=AussieGaigin;2519006]Locanto is a bit like scratchie lottery tickets. The next one might be a prize.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OlderPlayer;2518430]Have a look at this place on google maps street view.

There is a sign in the front window for a Barrister and solicitor.

Same name as owner of shop.

Nothing like keeping the money in the family.[/QUOTE]Those signs date back a while. The famous Vietnamese cock teasing MILF Leanne Tran had the salon and the lawyer may have been her husband from memory. Both are long gone from there.

[QUOTE=OnlyAGame;2519051]Those signs date back a while. The famous Vietnamese cock teasing MILF Leanne Tran had the salon and the lawyer may have been her husband from memory. Both are long gone from there.[/QUOTE]I don't think so.

After many phone calls to different numbers, the phone was finally answered.

It was the lawyer.

He said if I needed a massage to get the number from the front of the shop.

I have spoken to her and she suggest bookings only.

Hi all,

This massage shop everyone is talking about, I think the owner has opened another shop in Braeside.

I'm unsure if it's the same person your talking about.

I must say the service currently In Preston is fantastic, I guess they are very very busy for obvious reasons.

Cheers.

Lwd.

[QUOTE=LostWithinDays;2514518]Gday all,

There is a massage shop beside Victoria market with a questionable name that seems to have mostly Japanese therapists working.

I visited recently and paid $50.00 for a great 30 minute massage.

Bodyslide no cannot.

Topless no cannot.

However $120.00 for a hand job is the price available.

As previously mentioned I'll give that a miss.

Have a great xxmas all and cheers for the many laughs we share.

Lwd.[/QUOTE]This is the standard Melbourne experience unfortunately, girls just can't be bothered to put in the effort, obviously lots willing to pay for such woeful experience.