Cartagena Reports

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New report:

Today I walked to the infamous playa Hollywood I libe not far from it. I was going to ask for Tony but a guy named Jose got me and daid he would give me 2 chairs under umbrella right in front of the beach for 40 mil pesis. I said okay and bring me a pina colada for 30 mil pesos and a mucho sexy chica. He said should have to buy him a 10 mil peso beer for his help I said okay take 2 beers if you find me sexy chica.[/QUOTE]I don't understand why mongers keep seeking out Tony. That Tony is the lowest and scummiest of the worst scum on planet Earth, I remember reading about his fucked-up antics on the old sex board, which has been defunct for 20 years! That should tell you something. It's mind-boggling how people who know what an infernal piece of shit he is, keep giving him business and tipping him on top of it, mind you, knowing too well he's going to fuck them up no matter what. Too funny!

[QUOTE=HighOnTravel;2622293]However lots of Venezuelan turned vendors are harassing always as I tried to communicate. I snapped on one vendor and said. I said fir fucks sakes no means no now go away vamos! He circled us all angry looking while the girl with me talked to him. I gathered myself and told him sorry but nosotros gusta un solo. I think that means we want to be left alone haha my broken Spanish is terrible he still hung around. I said no no no no go go go tu vamos ahora! He begrudgingly gave up and walked away.

The vendors if you get a chair there. Holy crap. I am. Not polite anymore. The girl with me was very. Polite but I see them now if they force eye contact from me I just point to the distance and say tu vamos! No gusta! . If they do get a look I just glare at them because I effin hate them ruining the beach there. They are so effin rude. They see you trying to have private them and they just don't gaf will interrupt you.

A massage latey got all upset at me because I told her Vamos! Loudly she had a little knife cutting a mango telling me to buy it while giving me a bad look. I looked at her and said I do not owe you anything tu vanos ahora!

To my surprise she laughed and called me handsome then she gave me a hug and walked off. Wtf I thought.[/QUOTE]What did you expect? You keep telling them "let's go," LOL. Of course, they have no idea what you're trying to say. You're just confusing the hell out of every tout who has a misfortune to stand in your way.

Just in case, it was a joke, but next time don't say vamos. Tell them vete de aqui, or if you want to imitate Sr. Tall Man, "cabróand Hijo de puta, muérete no quiero verte. ".

Although what do I know? I don't speak the language, LOL.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2622391]I don't understand why mongers keep seeking out Tony. That Tony is the lowest and scummiest of the worst scum on planet Earth, I remember reading about his fucked-up antics on the old sex board, which has been defunct for 20 years! That should tell you something. It's mind-boggling how people who know what an infernal piece of shit he is, keep giving him business and tipping him on top of it, mind you, knowing too well he's going to fuck them up no matter what. Too funny!

What did you expect? You keep telling them "let's go," LOL. Of course, they have no idea what you're trying to say. You're just confusing the hell out of every tout who has a misfortune to stand in your way.

Just in case, it was a joke, but next time don't say vamos. Tell them vete de aqui, or if you want to imitate Sr. Tall Man, "cabrand Hijo de puta, murete no quiero verte. ".

Although what do I know? I don't speak the language, LOL.[/QUOTE]I always use a simple 'No. Gracias", along with a slight shake of my head and a little wave of my hand at waist height. If they persist I'll give them a long look k and repeat myself and that usually works.

The only time it failed completely was while I was waiting for someone near the Prado metro station in Medellin. I think the guy might be a gringo who long ago got drugged out and ended up as a homeless addict in Medellin.

The guy is about 6 foot, red hair and beard. I've seen him a few times. He started in with some story about needing money for medicine for his eye. After my second No, gracias he started cussing me out, switching between English and Spanish.

He eventually went away but he was cussing me.

[QUOTE=HighOnTravel;2622293]They changed the rules. You can bring guests in the day time just not at night. And they have a very strict woman who works at night. I have lived here 6 weeks. They know me very well.

Since no one is making reports ill make one. That night I rented a house I got bad heart burn so was walking and a girl walking out of space approached head me said I was muy guapo so I said lets go. My casa was there but I didn't know where LOL so we grabbed a taxi and the driver went in circles then finally got to it. It us a door next to a sushi place. He demanded 20 mil pesos and looked like he might want to fight when I demanded 1 p. I said ah fuck it I'm sitting here arguing over a few dollars like a retard when I got a cute chuca ready to go. Banged her. Was nothing g special but not bad either. 200 k pesos then kicked her out. She wanted to stay all night I said no bye.

New report:

Today I walked to the infamous playa Hollywood I libe not far from it. I was going to ask for Tony but a guy named Jose got me and daid he would give me 2 chairs under umbrella right in front of the beach for 40 mil pesis. I said okay and bring me a pina colada for 30 mil pesos and a mucho sexy chica. He said should have to buy him a 10 mil peso beer for his help I said okay take 2 beers if you find me sexy chica.

This guy acted like he was calling someone. But later as I finished my pina colada he sat with nm drinking his beer and we pointed to a girl sitting by herself looking sexy asf nice bikini.

I said Jose go go go bring that one to me perfofor.

I was high asf on varios substances that I took as soon as I woke up for thus beach chair esapade. And had like 20 MG of Cialis in me. Hard asf looking at this chica. He brings her over and I'm hesitant at first but she speaks a little English and is sexy nice curves Not a complete stunner but very cute and long dark flowing hair and good curves, pretty face dancing non stop and singing which I like. She is Venezuelan. I like the vennies. My favorites.

However lots of Venezuelan turned vendors are harassing always as I tried to communicate. I snapped on one vendor and said. I said fir fucks sakes no means no now go away vamos! He circled us all angry looking while the girl with me talked to him. I gathered myself and told him sorry but nosotros gusta un solo. I think that means we want to be left alone haha my broken Spanish is terrible he still hung around. I said no no no no go go go tu vamos ahora! He begrudgingly gave up and walked away.

The vendors if you get a chair there. Holy crap. I am. Not polite anymore. The girl with me was very. Polite but I see them now if they force eye contact from me I just point to the distance and say tu vamos! No gusta! . If they do get a look I just glare at them because I effin hate them ruining the beach there. They are so effin rude. They see you trying to have private them and they just don't gaf will interrupt you.

A massage latey got all upset at me because I told her Vamos! Loudly she had a little knife cutting a mango telling me to buy it while giving me a bad look. I looked at her and said I do not owe you anything tu vanos ahora!

To my surprise she laughed and called me handsome then she gave me a hug and walked off. Wtf I thought.

Anyways I'm feeling a little wobnly the alcohol is magnifying these substances but fuck. It. I was looking good feeling good. Some pina colatas and beer and. I'm in a weird cross hybrid relaxed but also hyper state. In this state, I don't want randoms fucking with me. I just want to enjoy the gurl and the sound of waves coming in.

Anyways as the vendors started slowing down, I ordered 2 more pina coladas just because the water was nice and I felt really good so I told her lets swim now. She went into the water where we did lots of foreplay kissing. It feels like to me in my altered state like part if the beginning scene of that final fantasy 10 game on the PS2 where they are all on a beach kicking a ball. Anyways I'm feeling super euphoric. Like I'm in a dream.

In the water I grab her to me she starts kissing me and in pull her hand onto myself. She grabs it and won't let go. As the waves come and go. I told her lets go my home 200 k pesos 2 hours. She said okay she wants to stay with me.

We get to my house the security lets her in with not much hiccups surprisingly.

She wants latin music on my tv youtube I say no mi casa mi musica. We then work. Out a deal I choose then she chooses back and forth.

We broke out sone cervezas she is strip dancing to the music and then dancing and singing.

The cialis works really good because I was hard as a rock. I take her and start kissing her and slam her on the bed and say no condom biatchhhh you are mine now. She says no papi mas dinero por no condom mi mucho gusta tu. I say fuck it. Strap on a condom she starts deep throating I pull her off she assumes doggy position I say no you are going to fuck the way I want and flipped her over on her back and slid inside.

This seemed to really excite her. She started biting my face and kissing me very wildly and aggressively while I was looking over her and told me close to my right ear "I am your ****. Take me" in English.

I put my hand around her neck as to pin her down and told her to shut the fuck up. LOL this really turned her on it seemed. She started moaning while I was drilling her and after a few minutes started screaming and squirted everywhere. I had to replace the sheet.

But after this first time, we had a lot of fun together. She stayed like 4 hours not 2 and we fucked the entire time while dancing to music. The sex was amazing. 10 out of 10. She came a few more times. I went through 5 condoms in 4 hours. Cialis is amazing to overpower those substances and all the alcohol I consumed. There was like a 2 hour stretched where she was just on top of me while I was inside her just dancing on top of me while fucking me and occassionally licking my face like a wild animal as I told her to. It was amazing. To have passionate sex that long to good music. I still stayed hard after I came and would stay inside her then go more and more then rip it off for a new one periodically. She was very aggressively kissing me as well.

After a few hours I told her taxi because I had to meet some friends. She slowly got up started to change. She demanded me to walk her downstairs. But she was all touchy and kissing me in front if the reception in the lobby. I personally like to stay low key until at least in the elevator.

Anyways I had a great time. I never met the mythical Tony character. Another guy Jose who gave me a good deal for everything so I can't complain. Will definitely be going to Hollywood beach again. Hopefully the vendors will remember not to bother me ha. I know they are just trying to make a living but holy crap. Make sure you are in a patient mood if you decide to rent a chair here. Jose was good though and I ended up meeting the perfect style chica that I was in the mood today and only 200 k pesos. Plus 40 k pesos for the seat and then like 4 drinks I ordered in total.

4 hours of partying in my house and damn good sex. Not bad at all IMO. I spend more money than that in Olympica every time I go LOL.

Will be returning soon. Have to see my GF on Saturday.[/QUOTE]I've gotten some of my best chicas via Tony! He has most of the chicas contacts because he knows most of the tourists. But you do have to be firm with him.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2622391]I don't understand why mongers keep seeking out Tony. That Tony is the lowest and scummiest of the worst scum on planet Earth, [/QUOTE]Maybe because they know he speaks English and can get them chicks and they have heard his name before. Him being a great guy that probably will not rip them off may be low on their priority list.
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2622391]What did you expect? You keep telling them "let's go," LOL. Of course, they have no idea what you're trying to say. You're just confusing the hell out of every tout who has a misfortune to stand in your way.[/quote]They must think he is nuts yelling at them while at the same time he is inviting them.

I think using an "agent" like Tony has some advantages. First he bring the chicas to you so you don't have to waste time and effort shopping around. Second, presumably he has weeded out the thieves and poor performers because they are bad for his repeat business. Yes he makes some money on the deal but if he only is bringing vetted chicas to you its worth it and its not a lot of extra money. I have never used Tony but have used guys in Mexico, CTG and Cuba and they always brought me good girls. Comments?

Tony is for the lazy.

I've said it many times Tony is for those who just go to Playa Hollywood and want to sit on their ass and have everything handed to them with zero effort. It doesn't matter if they are paying double or triple, they want to do the bare minimum but expect the top level everything. Its the same type of behavior that happened at Kings in Sosua or where they would sit at Playa Sosua under all the green Presendite umbrellas are and just want to point at chicas and have them come to them. Just as I learned the hard way about sitting under those green umbrellas with the owner putting the drinks chicas ordered on our bill without our knowledge is the same with Tony upcharging on the price for drinks at Playa Hollywood.

I don't get what so hard in going to look for a girl yourself when they are all around.

I've never used Tony, Jose or his son Allejandro chica services. ITs bad enough they constantly ask for a tip via buying them a drink and I never see them drinking it then when the bills comes its just numbers written on a napkin with no breakdown of what was ordered, thank goodness a chica put me on to when ever we ordered something to put a note in our phone so when the bill comes we know the exact number.

Tonys cash crop is probably cocaine not chicas. I found the girls on the beech to be hardcore and would avoid them.

Of all the cities I used [URL]seeking.com[/URL]/ SA, the one population wise I probably had the worst success in was Cartagena. For that reason, initially, I kind of ignored it, but I had been dating a woman that I met from the site for almost a year now. She was a government contractor and still being given Covid pay but that ended this month. She was in tears telling me that she had a new job but in a city without an airport 2 hours north of Bogota and was not going to be able to see me much anymore. I asked what the salary was as I wondered if I could cover it and braced to be high balled, and she told me her job was going to pay her $500 a month. I almost laughed when she told me that. That small amount was a relief.

I had been flying between Colombia and the USA to meet her or flying us both to Mexico for a while. We would meet every 2 weeks and the airfares and hotel costs were adding up. If I supported her, I could choose any city in Colombia to put her up in. It took me about 2 seconds to pick Cartagena. I am not sure if it is the sea air, beach, or lack of altitude, but I feel great there, tons better than Bogota.

So this was the month of the move, and we got in and scheduled a time to start to go see apartments. The first one was on Bocagrande, but it did not face the beach. We specified 3 bedroom so maybe there was an apartment available facing the sea. I don't know. Then I asked the price. Keep in mind that I had been seeing condos here priced at $200 k and had been paying $100 a night (or $3000 on a monthly basis). So she tells me the price, and I do the calculation and it is $450 a month. I was just stunned at how cheap it was.

We then drove in the direction of the airport. There was a nice apartment on the 2nd floor with a swimming pool and gym. $550 per month.

Then there was a high rise where the view of the airport was practically like it was in your backyard. I really liked that place. $650 per month.

Finally, we went to the island of Manga. There was one apartment on a high floor with stunning views. The complex had a workout area and three pools, and the apartment for some reason had four toilets. The tenants were happy with the complex and bragged about how nice it was. I knew that was the right place, and we both loved it. It was $700 a month.

So now came the time to sign the lease. The real estate agent was very busy, and I had to actually postpone my flight (it was free as American overbooked the flight to Miami) and met her to sign the papers the next day. My gal was jobless now and so we had to sign the lease together. The agent had never rented to an American before and we had to set up an escrow account and I had to put $5000 in it. I plan on being there hopefully 7 to 10 days per month.

The only reason I am mentioning the $ amount is so people know how much it costs if they are interested in looking into it not to get anyone's approval. I am sure the centro rats, guys fucking bare, and those snorting mountains of cocaine, are going to tell me what a risk this is. LOL. Please do not make me regret being honest. I could have said, "All they wanted was a one month deposit."

For transportation, we rented a scooter for an hour and I am looking to buy one for my gal soon. There is a place, near the great Persian restaurant Persepolis, that rents them. It was pretty cheap like $25 an hour and it is amazing how quickly in the scooter world things have changed from gas to electric. I am not sure what fuel will be easier for my gal to get but I hope we can go the electric route.

I set her up on the soft dirt of the beach, and she took 30 minutes on her own riding. We then went to the road, and she handled herself well there too. She was actually excited to have a scooter, and I think Cartagena is a great city to have a scooter in. We went everywhere on that thing with no issues.

I was actually looking into cities in Mexico where we could meet and so I am happy to get more of a home we can meet in that we can set up like we want. Thing is that I do not mind the flight to Cartagena given how it is broken up (two 2 and a half hour flights) and that the Miami airport is so smooth. I got through Customs there with Global Entry in less than a minute.

It has been surprising to me to see how many people monger in Cartagena given the better and cheaper options in Medellin and Bogota. I suspect it is because the people like the city and just deal with the prices. The problem with Cartagena long term was the prices. The hotels I liked were $100 to $150 a night versus $40 to $60 a night elsewhere, and the Airbnbs ran around $100 a night as well. Having an apartment is like getting better than Airbnb or the hotels for $25 to $30 a night, maybe $35 if you include all expenses.

These prices to me make Cartagena a very interesting place to retire or in my case to settle down in, and I suspect others will follow.

[QUOTE=Nypher;2622972]Tony is for the lazy.

I've said it many times Tony is for those who just go to Playa Hollywood and want to sit on their ass and have everything handed to them with zero effort. It doesn't matter if they are paying double or triple, they want to do the bare minimum but expect the top level everything. Its the same type of behavior that happened at Kings in Sosua or where they would sit at Playa Sosua under all the green Presendite umbrellas are and just want to point at chicas and have them come to them. Just as I learned the hard way about sitting under those green umbrellas with the owner putting the drinks chicas ordered on our bill without our knowledge is the same with Tony upcharging on the price for drinks at Playa Hollywood.

I don't get what so hard in going to look for a girl yourself when they are all around.

I've never used Tony, Jose or his son Allejandro chica services. ITs bad enough they constantly ask for a tip via buying them a drink and I never see them drinking it then when the bills comes its just numbers written on a napkin with no breakdown of what was ordered, thank goodness a chica put me on to when ever we ordered something to put a note in our phone so when the bill comes we know the exact number.[/QUOTE]Yup I'm lazy when I'm on vacation. Guilty as charged.

[QUOTE=AmorPorFavor;2622940]I think using an "agent" like Tony has some advantages. First he bring the chicas to you so you don't have to waste time and effort shopping around. Second, presumably he has weeded out the thieves and poor performers because they are bad for his repeat business. Yes he makes some money on the deal but if he only is bringing vetted chicas to you its worth it and its not a lot of extra money. I have never used Tony but have used guys in Mexico, CTG and Cuba and they always brought me good girls. Comments?[/QUOTE]I've gotten some gorgeous chicas with great performance from him over the years. He really has most chicas number and knows who is in town. I'll be back soon and he just sent me another drop dead gorgeous Chica! LOL. He's getting a good tip from me!

How much does Tony tell why'all the girls cost? Is the price the same regardless of the girl? Or does the girl set the price and Tony gets his cut from the girl?

[QUOTE=BrotherP;2623365]I've gotten some gorgeous chicas with great performance from him over the years. He really has most chicas number and knows who is in town. I'll be back soon and he just sent me another drop dead gorgeous Chica! LOL. He's getting a good tip from me![/QUOTE]It's one of those things. There are going to be some who think he's great and some who think he's terrible. And they're both right, at least from their viewpoint.

[QUOTE=UnknownGuy;2623454]How much does Tony tell why'all the girls cost? Is the price the same regardless of the girl? Or does the girl set the price and Tony gets his cut from the girl?[/QUOTE]Tony doesn't set prices. He just knows all the chicas because they think he knows all the tourists.

Most of the better looking chicas are good with 300 k short term and 500 all night. Just my 2 cent.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2623513]It's one of those things. There are going to be some who think he's great and some who think he's terrible. And they're both right, at least from their viewpoint.[/QUOTE]Its the "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" effect. The same way where mongers on here think chicas are 9's an she looks like a malnourished child where we can see rib outlines and hip bones sticking out is the opposite of another monger who thinks ass / leg cellulite and a belly hanging over a chicas pants or stuffed in her pants where she pulls it up above her belly button is a 9 in their eyes.

If Tony is still around when I hit my 60's in 30 years maybe ill be using him too.

[QUOTE=UnknownGuy;2623454]How much does Tony tell why'all the girls cost? Is the price the same regardless of the girl? Or does the girl set the price and Tony gets his cut from the girl?[/QUOTE]Everyone around that tourist area get something in return. Tony is not going to go out of his way to get a monger a chica unless he is getting something from her. The same way that annoying tout will follow a monger all night saying Space, and Delirium then proceed to follow the monger to the entrance of the club and make it look like he brought the monger there its because he's getting a kickback. Same with touts trying to rent boats, vets know we can negotiate for the boat ourselves by calling the guys directly but for the hassle of going back and forth with numbers its best to just pay the little extra and have a tout do it because it can get frustrating real fast.