Is anyone really that stuck on a hair colour? It is just a bottle colour anyway.
[QUOTE=Bitumen;1973469]Sarcasm is a very low form of writing style and does not come across as a positive communicative form. As you can see in this case it prompted as certain type of response.[/QUOTE]That maybe the case, re sarcasm, but technically, Carpe Viam was not being sarcastic at all. TT123 got that wrong. CV was potentially just teasing, when he said correctly that he did not see Evita. He may well have not been attending every day but knowing full well that she was not there. LOL. I have no inside knowledge of this, so it is speculative.
However I normally also like to take comments at face value without having to look for hidden meanings. Some posters meanings are almost always very unclear, ha ha, which seems pointless.
You are known to put out a few teasing like propositions yourself without going to sarcasm. I agree that true sarcasm (stating opposites of the truth or something absurd without question marks) is the really weak form of humour that is just plain and simply not funny at all, just dumb. Vito did nothing else but sarcastic tweets, almost. That is certainly "smart ass" behavior.
Yes we get your point that Asians are indeed allowed to go for girls with black hair. Others exaggerate the Asians' need for blondes I guess. Although they are not averse to them LOL. Originally I was more keen on girls with black hair and often latin looks, as it looked more natural perhaps, then I moved to a don't care level, and in the modern day do a lot of blondes not caring about fake hair colour if the face is very pretty. I can do a girl with pink, green, blue, variegated hair, or whatever, e. G Cindy (EriKarla). I became adapted to accepting plenty of tats, and even are much more forgiving of piercings than I used to be.
Pussy diamonds or schrapnel are still slightly off putting for me, due to possibilities to interfere with DATY and with a good cowgirl.
I can also do a wide variety for skin colours, preferring to avoid extreme white or extreme black perhaps, purely from not being used to them. However most of us would not turn down Mystique from Xmen with blue skin, right? Pretty is pretty regardless of colour. If watching porn, I include selected very pretty black girls, latinos, Asians, white girls, everything, as the skin colour is really not that relevant, nor is the hair colour.
Last day in Frankfurt. I never want to leave. Sharks!
I am not sure how to even describe this final installment in what was one of the my most memorable mongering adventures ever. A true Bucket List extravaganza to put it mildly.
That said in retrospect. I totally F-ed up this trip and I knew it the moment I walked into Sharks FKK that I should have been here on the first day of my trip rather than the last day of my trip. I'm totally being fueled today on Cialis as I've now dropped 8/9 loads in less than 3 days. And frankly I can't do 3 a day like I used to back in my Montreal heydays.
I pay my 60 Euros and enter. My jaw drops.
The place is enormous. There is a massive bar in the middle of the room, a dining hall to one side and balconies with private rooms, a sauna, jacuzzis on the upper floor. It is 3 PM and there is nothing but gorgeous naked women dressed only in high heels for as far as the eye can see. It is astounding: shock:
I put my money and cellphone in the small locker and retire to the locker room to change into my Sharks FKK white robe. Apparently if you are a frequently flyer here you get a powder blue VIP robe. I make my way into the bar area and attempt to assess the talent level I can honestly say that I didn't see a woman older than 30 and the median age was about 22-23 YO. The girls were stunning with the worst a 7 and numerous 10's.
I sit down next to this statuesque natural blonde from Riga. I come to find out she speaks English. Is a snow white blonde with blond eyebrows and a blond patch of pussy hair shaved into a V presumably to show that the drapes and carpets match. She is easily 6' tall barfoot as she towers over me in her stripper heels with the body of a goddess. Perfect and not an ounce of fat, piercing or tattoos. We strike up a conversation and she offers to take me on a tour. I stand up and she starts giggling because Junior is at complete attention through my robe. We take a 10 minute tour and I'm ready for her. When she excuses herself and says that one of her regulars has arrived and could I wait a while for her. Apparently he is a German businessman who comes in on Fridays to specifically see her. I tell her no problem I'll be around. I order a coke and now with the blonds departure I'm being assaulted from every angle by pairs of gorgeous girls. In my mind, I can't believe that I'm saying no to 3/4 of these girls.
I'm approached by an 18 YO Romanian blond spinner who is incredible. 5' tall, 90 pounds, with see cup tits that stand straight out from her body and tea cup ass that I can hold in my hands. Sonya introduces herself and my cock is rock hard and now she is giggling and tells me she can take care of that. We chat for about 20 minutes bar side and 3 Romanian girls all around 18/19 YO's stop by to say Hello, to Sonya and see what she has caught. She introduces them to me one by one and they are porn star quality. Sonya and I bust a move to one of the rooms. And I disrobe and Junior is at complete attention. I ask what is on the menu and she says anything that I want to do and pay for except anal. She senses my disappointment at her response and tells me she is up for everything else and that her little blonde friend Sadonya likes to get ass fucked. Hmmmmmmm.
Sonya goes down on me and starts giving me a great blow job. We condom up and I fuck her in a couple of positions until I nut in the bag and we clean up. We are about 20 minutes into our 1/2 hour. And I ask her what she and her GF Sadonya like to do together. She tells me again. Anything you can imagine. I go into complete Charlie Sheen mode and start putting her to the test knowing that I'm not going to nut a lot today. I ask her if she would put on a dirty lesbian show with Sedonya to put her to the test. She said what would I like. I told her that I wanted them to p** on each other. She says "no problem"Should I go get her? Yes indeed. Sonya leaves and comes back ten minutes later with the equally cute Sadonya and a couple of bottles of water each which they are chugging down. They mount each other in 69 and start licking each others pussies while I go back and forth fingering various holes and jumping in for a lick every now and then. Sadonya tells me she is ready and asks me where I want her to p** on Sonya. Again I go into Sheen mode and tell her to p** in her face. She squats over Sonya's face and p**s in her mouth.
Sonya laughs, fingers Sadonya's pussy and spits the p** back onto her crotch. I'm hard again: buds:
Now I position a totally soaked Sonya squatting over Sadonya's face. I suit up and lube up Sadonya's little ass, sticking one and then two fingers in her surprisingly well fucked 18 YO ass. I go in mish anal in Sadonya and I get a moan out of her as I go balls deep in her ass. Sonya tells me she is ready and she lets loose with a stream of p** in Sadonya's face. And incredible visual. I nut again in Sadonya's ass.
Sonya and I climb off Sadonya and the bed and sheets are covered in p* I mean everywhere. The girls thrown the sheets and the towels and then my robe on the bed. And then throw the entire mess in the hallway for someone else to cleanup. Sonya retrieves three towels from the hallway and the room stinks and we all laugh. Down to my locker and I hand each 250 Euros for the adventure. Its 5;30 PM.
As with the other FKKs its dinner time. Sharks is pretty impressive. They have a 4 table buffet with everything. Golden Corral has nothing on Sharks FKK. I grab a tray and grab some food. I spot the Latvian blonde sitting at one of the communal tables and she waves me over. I sit with her for 30 minutes and eat and chat about life at FKK Sharks. She tells me that there are over 100 girls working today and that this isn't even close to the records. According to her there were 187 girls working on a Friday night about a month ago. She tells me that 100-125 is the norm on Friday and Saturday. The girls pay 100 Euros to work for a day and pay another 20 Euros for food, drinks, towels etc. She tells me an average girl makes about 500 Euros on a Friday night here. She tells me she works Friday, Saturday and Monday. Has a cadre of regulars and averages 800-1000 Euros per day. She tells me she fucks until she can't fuck anymore and goes home. She goes back to Latvia every other month and brings home 5000 Euros to her family which she tells me is a small fortune there. I ask her if she is going to have time for me today. She laughs in a nice way and says not today. I have another regular coming in a half hour. Oh well.
Its about 7 PM. And I'm in a real quandary. I know I can get it up just on the sheer talent walking around the room. I just don't know if there is anything left in the tank. I sit at the bar and grab a double espresso hoping for one last go. It is impossible to describe except its like eating huge rib eye and you know you can't eat anymore. Then they bring out the dessert cart. I'm sitting there knowing this is my last hurrah. Going home tomorrow. Dianna the Romanian Princess comes up to me. She is 21 YO, 5'5", jet black hair to her waist, 100 pounds soaking wet and perfect 34 D natural tits.
I know this is the last hurrah. I'm locked in. We grab drinks and head upstairs to the Jacuzzi. I lose the bathrobe and we jump in. She is stroking Junior and he is responding but my balls are shriveled up to the size of squirrel nuts. She speaks excellent English and she has stroked Junior to attention. Again. Everything is on the table with Dianna except anal. After some stalling, I head to a private room with her and jump all over the massive tits. She's sucking my cock like its her last supper and under any other circumstances I probably would have nutted. I'm hard but there is nothing, zero left in the tank. And I'm being blown by a girl that could easily be on the cover of Penthouse or Playboy. I suit up and fuck her in CG and Mish. And it simply isn't happening. I'm beat. I climb off her and I can see she is a little disappointed because under normal circumstances she could have up sold me for some 50 Euros upgrades. I go downstairs and open the locker and pull out 50 Euros and there is a small look of disappointment on her face. I grab a 20 and hand it to her. Big smile and she jumps up and gives me a DFK goodbye. Great girl.
I have a fleeting thought of going back in for one more. But I get control of myself, dress and leave. I feel relieved and drained but very disappointed that this wasn't my first stop. This indeed Bad Boys Disneyland.