FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=VonderJohn;2601737]Also, I hope you are aware (and also tell your friends) that FKK Artemis is more than just a brothel for quick fucks. It is a men's wellness place. It a very spacious complex that includes places to swim, gym, have a massage, chill on the bar, watch porn movies, sleep, have lunch and dinner, and all for a flat fee (except the massage of course), while surrounded with beautiful naked women in near perfect bodies. People typically spend the whole day there, because a day spent there is a day well spent.[/QUOTE]I can vouch for this. Usually I fly in and arrive before 1 pm and leave at 4 am (15 hours). No need for hotel. First flight out.

Paid my first post-coronian visit to an FKK last Friday. I haven't been for a while to Artemis, maybe since 2018 as I usually go to the Hessen area clubs, but alas my trip took me to Berlin.

Let me start by saying that I was never a big fan of Artemis, for a number of reasons, mainly because the "pick-up" area is small and dark.

Arrived at dusk.

Not particularly impressed with the LU, very poor compared to the Hessen clubs, but if you're lucky there are exceptions and you can get a more interesting service with less than the typical Romanian 100 in Sharks for example.

There were about 20 girls give or take, with 50% RO, 30% below average, 50% average and 20% above average looks.

1st session with Jordan, 26 yo, DE (claims), 1.65, silicone, pierced nipples, bellybutton, pussy.

Body: 10, Face: 9, Service: 7.

This girl oozes sex appeal and instantly made me want a room.

With her. GFE, French kiss not allowed, fingering not allowed, ass no. Paid 90/30 min (70 + 20 CIM).

Not a clock watcher, very friendly, I enjoyed even if she has a long list of "no".

2nd session Elise, 32 yo, TR, 1.70, dark skin.

Body: 7, Face: 8, Service: 8.

Excellent BJ, knows how to take positions, friendly. Something between GFE and PSE. Did not bother asking about extras as I just wanted a quick fuck. 70/30 min.

3rd session. Forgot the name. Skinny blond from RO with a small diamond tattoo on chest. 1.70, small tits.

Body: 8, Face: 7, Service: 7.

Vanilla fuck using a lot of hand to jerk me off. I chose her because I felt like it when I first saw her. Overall fun attitude. 70/30 min.

Do the girls have to be vaccinated to be able to work or is it enough with negative tests?

[QUOTE=Aolini;2602723]
1st session with Jordan, 26 yo, DE (claims)
Paid 90/30 min (70 + 20 CIM).
[/QUOTE]20 euro for CIM? Impossible, CIM it has never been so cheap. You probably paid an extra 20 euros for the BBBJ instead of the CBJ. were the other 70 euro / 30min sessions with CBJ?

[QUOTE=ChristianG;2602819]20 euro for CIM? Impossible, CIM it has never been so cheap. You probably paid an extra 20 euros for the BBBJ instead of the CBJ. were the other 70 euro / 30min sessions with CBJ?[/QUOTE]My mistake. Indeed 20€ was for BBBJ. The others were CBJ.

[QUOTE=Aolini;2602723]Paid my first post-coronian visit to an FKK last Friday. I haven't been for a while to Artemis, maybe since 2018 as I usually go to the Hessen area clubs, but alas my trip took me to Berlin.

Let me start by saying that I was never a big fan of Artemis, for a number of reasons, mainly because the "pick-up" area is small and dark.

Arrived at dusk.

Not particularly impressed with the LU, very poor compared to the Hessen clubs, but if you're lucky there are exceptions and you can get a more interesting service with less than the typical Romanian 100 in Sharks for example.

There were about 20 girls give or take, with 50% RO, 30% below average, 50% average and 20% above average looks.

1st session with Jordan, 26 yo, DE (claims), 1.65, silicone, pierced nipples, bellybutton, pussy..[/QUOTE]This Jordan girl you mention sound like Leyla, were piercing yellow gold? Dyed blonde hair, more beautiful version of Shakira the singer in her prime and have very nice natural tits?

For me there was DFK and all GFE, but I paid 150 euro, which is my price for one hour.

[QUOTE=MrHo;2602926]This Jordan girl you mention sound like Leyla, were piercing yellow gold? Dyed blonde hair, more beautiful version of Shakira the singer in her prime and have very nice natural tits?

For me there was DFK and all GFE, but I paid 150 euro, which is my price for one hour.[/QUOTE]No she was brunette actually, with crystal piercings. Silicone tits.

[QUOTE=PinballMachine;2602738]Do the girls have to be vaccinated to be able to work or is it enough with negative tests?[/QUOTE]It is ok with a negative test.

[QUOTE=Aolini;2602723]Paid my first post-coronian visit to an FKK last Friday. I haven't been for a while to Artemis, maybe since 2018 as I usually go to the Hessen area clubs, but alas my trip took me to Berlin.

Let me start by saying that I was never a big fan of Artemis, for a number of reasons, mainly because the "pick-up" area is small and dark.

Arrived at dusk.

Not particularly impressed with the LU, very poor compared to the Hessen clubs, but if you're lucky there are exceptions and you can get a more interesting service with less than the typical Romanian 100 in Sharks for example.

There were about 20 girls give or take, with 50% RO, 30% below average, 50% average and 20% above average looks.
[/QUOTE]20 girls sounds like a very slow night. Did more girls arrive during the night?

[QUOTE=Aolini;2603058]No she was brunette actually, with crystal piercings. Silicone tits.[/QUOTE]Ah, OK. Then it is a different one then!

[QUOTE=VonderJohn;2601737]Also, I hope you are aware (and also tell your friends) that FKK Artemis is more than just a brothel for quick fucks. It is a men's wellness place. It a very spacious complex that includes places to swim, gym, have a massage, chill on the bar, watch porn movies, sleep, have lunch and dinner, and all for a flat fee (except the massage of course), while surrounded with beautiful naked women in near perfect bodies. People typically spend the whole day there, because a day spent there is a day well spent.[/QUOTE]If it wasn't for the no electronics rule I'd be able to mix swimming, sun, oral, with some work to make for a very satisfying day at the office LOL.

[QUOTE=Aolini;2602723]Paid my first post-coronian visit to an FKK last Friday. I haven't been for a while to Artemis, maybe since 2018 as I usually go to the Hessen area clubs, but alas my trip took me to Berlin.

Let me start by saying that I was never a big fan of Artemis, for a number of reasons, mainly because the "pick-up" area is small and dark.

Arrived at dusk.

Not particularly impressed with the LU, very poor compared to the Hessen clubs, but if you're lucky there are exceptions and you can get a more interesting service with less than the typical Romanian 100 in Sharks for example.

There were about 20 girls give or take, with 50% RO, 30% below average, 50% average and 20% above average looks.

1st session with Jordan, 26 yo, DE (claims), 1.65, silicone, pierced nipples, bellybutton, pussy.

Body: 10, Face: 9, Service: 7.

This girl oozes sex appeal and instantly made me want a room.

With her. GFE, French kiss not allowed, fingering not allowed, ass no. Paid 90/30 min (70 + 20 CIM)..[/QUOTE]20 girls on a Friday?

And only 20% of them with looks above "average" that's 4 girls.

[QUOTE=BreezyHome;2603473]If it wasn't for the no electronics rule I'd be able to mix swimming, sun, oral, with some work to make for a very satisfying day at the office LOL.[/QUOTE]I have seen some mongers with Ipad downstairs where you enter the swimming pool and below the stairs there is sofa, a monger was doing his thing with his ipad. It is not allowed though!

As of Sat today 18 Sept Berlin Senat says bordellos must have 2 G policy -from Germans words (geimpft and genesen). You must show proof of vaccination within last 6 months, or proof of Covid recovery to get in. Daily Tests no longer accepted. Whether / how enforced-who knows. But A'rts will do this as it is so visible.

Just for record, Berlin Covid daily numbers like 10 times higher than in June, hospitalizations also up, all mostly young. Stabilizing at high levels - not as bad as peaks but way up since early summer.

Much data worldwide shows even vaccinated can spread and get Delta mutation in crowded, poor ventilated areas. Current high stabilization probably lull after summer holidays and mixing. Weather getting colder, etc. These data obviously drive tightening regulations. We will see what happens soon if erections stay as serviced after elections. Say only for people travel planning in Oct-Nov. Use brain. Risks, choices, prices from all reports suggest unfortunately not worth it.

Hi mongers,

Before covid around Jan 2020, I visited Artemis for the first time and spent a night with this one girl I think her name was Bella. She's skinny with A / B cups a few tattoos and about 1.65 m. She had the best lips and her BJ and French was amazing. I can't get her out to my head and I've gone back to Artemis several times looking for her and I can't find her. Does anyone know if she still works there or where she went?

She told me she was from Poland but grew up in Germany. Spoke both English and German. I can't get her out of my head!