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MP and Social Media Adventures.
Have not contributed here in a while, and had an adventure this morning so I felt led to share it here and get back on track with my responsibilities to the brotherhood.
As my work grows and gets busier, I do not have the time to chase 'freebies' like I used to, and dating is a pain in the ass. I have satisfied myself with a couple of MP milfs I have known for ten years, who will come over at the drop of a hat for 800ST. Having known me this long, it is extremely nice being with them. We know each other well. BUt you know, sometimes the craving for strange can overcome us.
The other day I was at an event, and the 'look around' feature pinged and a cutie named Jojo was inviting me to her massage parlor. She said no sex, but to come and lets talk about it. (1565 Huashan Road Building 4, not far from Jiaotong Universtity Metro, photos attached) She was 26, tiny, I'd say 155, with a rock hard body, great be cups, and she had had a baby she admitted. I chose the 288 RMB 60 minute massage. The massage was the best I have had in a while, so I thought it must be veggie. However, when I grabbed her ass, she moved her pussy into my hand. In my broken mandarin, I asked about other services. Sex was definitely off the menu, but she agreed to remove clothes and enjoy BBBJ and 69 with me for a 500 RMB tip, but no sex in the store, she emphasized. The BBBJ and 69 and her moaning were as satisfying as the massage. After I left she pestered me to meet up again, especially at my house.
SO at the next opportunity when my wife was away, I invited her over for 1000 kuai short time. She was even sexier and funnier. And there was no massage, right to it. However this time she insisted on a CBJ and the kissing was just going through the motions. Thanks to the massive supply of Kamagra I brought from Thailand, I was eager anyway, and flipped her onto her back and began to bound. She was remarkably tight and seemed to enjoy it at first then complained of pain. I let her go with the promised fee, unsatisfied. She pesters me every day now and I ignore her. But for a great massage with a BBBJ ending, go see her. Ask for Jojo.
I am always browsing on TanTan, Tinder and Badoo. And I never expect the rate of return to mean much. For every ten 'matches' maybe 4 conversations will go anywhere, and maybe one will meet, and often that one is not aligned with what I am looking for. The rare few that make it into a WeChat conversation often have different expectations (or maybe I have just not yet learned how to speak to them yet).
So when Wendy, 23, about 162 from Guizhou, contacted me on Badoo I did not think anything much about it. She just arrived in Shanghai 2 months ago, living out in the boonies with her best friend and commuting in to work. However, her written English is great (not spoken well though) and at first I thought this is just another girl seeking Hongbao. She wanted to meet the night we chatted, with her GF too, as it was allegedly Wendy's birthday and they are 'poor girls. ' I assumed these were just young Chinese girls looking for a foreign meal ticket. BI ignored that and she never brought it up again, but continued to chat and send me photos.
Early this morning she sent me a message asking to meet today. I have time as it is a holiday weekend, but my wife is at home. I asked what she wanted to do and she replied "Shave you."
Okay.
My mind went in a different direction. "Some Tinder girl is going to have a knife at my open throat? No way!" Then she replied 'I am shaved too' - ohhhhh. I said no, obviously, as that would have required REAL creativity to explain to my wife why I am suddenly bald down there.
She said she wanted to make me happy, and how much would I tip her. I said 1000 and she agreed (maybe I could have gone less but seems standard). Since it is May holiday, my offices are closed up. I went in to work and she met me here at 10 am. Some of my colleagues are so hardcore that they work well into the night and sleep on bedrolls here. So I prepared one for my office.
I always had a fantasy of nailing a hot assistant in my office. This was a great morning. She refused to give any kind of BJ but loved DATY. Her kisses were sweet and real but after DATY she refused to let me kiss her. Understandable. Desk, floor, sofa, armchair, standing. She raised a bit of a ruckus and I was glad the floor was empty. After popping in the jimmy hat, we rested and made out a little, then she gave me a massage and spoke sweetly to me, kissing my cheek every few words. Eventually she left, but has been messaging me since that she has a crush on me and agreed to recruit her friend for my friend.
I am happy to share Jojo's massage parlor deets here and in the photos, but I will keep Wendy to myself for a bit.
Be safe out there!
Uncle Ira.
Need help finding saunas.
I'll be in Shanhai for a weekend trip, but it looks like a lot of my old saunas have ghosted. I tried going to the old SNG site, but it seems gone too. Must be a strong wind sweeping through Shanghai. I'm getting a feeling through some of the comments on here that it changed to NLO, but despite my best efforts I can't manage to find the new site. Could someone PM me the site, or a similar one that will point me to some active saunas, or even just tell me some of the ones you currently like.
Thanks!
Saunas with no fixed abode.
[QUOTE=FantasticMax;2173177]I'll be in Shanhai for a weekend trip, but it looks like a lot of my old saunas have ghosted. I tried going to the old SNG site, but it seems gone too. Must be a strong wind sweeping through Shanghai. I'm getting a feeling through some of the comments on here that it changed to NLO, but despite my best efforts I can't manage to find the new site. Could someone PM me the site, or a similar one that will point me to some active saunas, or even just tell me some of the ones you currently like.
Thanks![/QUOTE]Most of the Saunas are indeed closed! The agents can be contacted through WeChat and they will send you a meeting point which will be close to a hotel in which they've either set up for a short time or taken up a floor to conduct their business. There's obviously no loud music and Fish bowl. You pick them from the room in which they're waiting ( Resting and smoking. Once paid for they'll lead you to another room, hopefully one that hasn't already been used, but you can't be sure. They'll replace the soapy with a vertical imitation in the shower before leading you to the bed. The services are little more expensive and the choice isn't always that great.