Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1272924]I have to ask, are you a Pilot by chance?[/QUOTE]No, I'm not.

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth;1272640]Just to let the forum know I am having the time of my life here in Sosua at New Garden, my wheelchair tyres need replacing, have got three english speaking chicas living with me 24/7 will post a lengthy trip report when I get back to England, can't find my viagra LOL.[/QUOTE]I am glad you are having a great time Metcalfkieth. I look forward to your trip report. Please remember not to mention names or show faces in any photos as the the girls I hooked you up with are "private stock", thanks.

The girls probably took your viagra so they could get some sleep, hahaha.

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth;1272640]Just to let the forum know I am having the time of my life here in Sosua at New Garden, my wheelchair tyres need replacing, have got three english speaking chicas living with me 24/7 will post a lengthy trip report when I get back to England, can't find my viagra LOL.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear you are having a great time. I thought you would. When you get home please post about what you expected, what advice you got from the board, what advice was useful or not useful, and how things turned out as expected or different from expected. But for now, have fun.

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1272934]The girls probably took your viagra so they could get some sleep, hahaha.[/QUOTE]That was a funny line. LOL.

[QUOTE=Orgasmico; 1272905]This is probably what you should expect:

[url]http://youtu.be/30Ddla5p7FY[/url][/QUOTE]Am at New Garden Sosua as I write this the girls will cost 1500 pesos short time, I am paying 3000 pesos for 24 hrs hit it as much as you can for your money, any questions contact me.

[QUOTE=Buscemi; 1272261]May is low season for travel after the winter and before many Europeans take a summer vacation, so learn how to negotiate in Spanish, you will get better service and pay less!

NO reason to pay more than $1000-$1500 for an afternoon session, or $1500-$2000 for TLN, if she is a stunner, maybe $2500, but I would negotiate less $1500 and tell her if the service is outstanding, she might get a propina. This is nothing new. Be firm with these chicas or they will overcharge you, it is a BUYERS market.

PS: The prices only get ridiculous for the weekend warriors that speak zero Spanish and use US$100 bills instead of Road Peso notes![/QUOTE]You got it.right on the mark- Only a once-a-year or a rookie-.would be dumb enough-or Big Bucks "I don't give a fuc" To pay more.

Bring your snorkel and goggles when visiting Sosua now.

Video in GoGo forum.

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth;1273065]Am at New Garden Sosua as I write this the girls will cost 1500 pesos short time, I am paying 3000 pesos for 24 hrs hit it as much as you can for your money, any questions contact me.[/QUOTE]Happy for you MetcalfKeith. I like how you don't hesitate to ask and tell, you stuck to your guns. Are you really keeping them for 24 hrs? LOL. Manizales, that was nice of you, I knew you were a good guy, next time I go I will remember to PM you.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1272828]They's another chica named Angelina she speaks perfect english, she claims she learned in 'three months' "bull shit" I think no way in hell. (maybe I can get her to teach me sentence structure. LOL The hell with what I'm rambling on about, I challenge each and every one of you, to session with her. IMHO she's a number one puta seed, in our Puta seeding. I must warn you she, leches a river.[/QUOTE]"No is bullshit", classic chica English and my favorite line from Puta Romeo's post. It wold be nice to see posts of Sousa Chica English phrases. Its sounds nice when they say it. Drai posted some a while ago. I've heard so much but it escapes my mind at this moment.

Anyways, great job "paragraphing" and blurting (LOL) Mr Deep. Thanks for the heads up on Ibel and Angelina. What an irony, your no #1 seed had to have a face only her parents would love, a 'diamond in the rough'. Was it really that bad? I don't recall seeing any l thought of that way.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1272828]In 3 In 2 In 1. I'm back yo boy Deepmmpactt 'The Freddy Kruger of paragraphs' 'Night mare on Elm Street of sentence strutures'[/QUOTE]Hola DeepMpactt: I have a confession to make. Your first report, I had to give a pass but this one, . It was smooth on eyes and with the punctuation marks in the right places, I actually enjoyed reading it. I can't tell of your first one but this one, as you called Drai's, was quite an articulate piece of penmanship. Kudos!

Last night in Sosua it rained like I have never seen before and I come from the uk, the place became a river, my room was dry with only 3 wet patches (the chicas) oh and my cock LOL,

This morning me and the 3 chicas are building an ark and I am sailing them back to the uk.

Forgot to mention I met cubadave yesterday at New Garden, to me he is famous it was like meeting a celebrity.

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth; 1273270]Last night in Sosua it rained like I have never seen before and I come from the uk, the place became a river, my room was dry with only 3 wet patches (the chicas) oh and my cock LOL,

This morning me and the 3 chicas are building an ark and I am sailing them back to the uk.[/QUOTE]LOL, why is it that God has given a unique sense of humor to the residents of the British Isle only.)

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1273380]LOL, why is it that God has given a unique sense of humor to the residents of the British Isle only.)[/QUOTE]It's the trade off for having to claim Frannie LOL.

[QUOTE=MetcalfKieth; 1273270]Last night in Sosua it rained like I have never seen before and I come from the uk, the place became a river, my room was dry with only 3 wet patches (the chicas) oh and my cock LOL,

This morning me and the 3 chicas are building an ark and I am sailing them back to the uk.[/QUOTE]Was Pedro calienste flooded?