Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1771560]I have been patronizing the Ratchada soapies a lot lately. I have pretty good intel on them. I will start with the most reviewed / recommend as I feel they are not that good anymore and this should be brought up since they are too often (incorrectly) recommended on highly trafficked blogs.

Nataree: I go here a lot. I obviously like the place. In fact I do like the place. I can recommend it IF you want a really good looking younger Asian woman (not the fake gogo hustler type). Reluctantly, I can recommend Nataree. Especially because they have so many women working, and many of them are good looking. You're find your type most likely. They have a good supply line basically. However, the performance is really drab. Only about 25% give me BBBJ and that's probably just because I frequent the place fairly often. If they do perform BBBJ, it's always like. Bad. Many times, sex is about getting me off so they can get back down-stairs. They are obviously servicing a lot of customers and this place has kind of a fast food business practice. I go here sometimes on weekdays and I must admit, the selection is actually pretty underwhelming. The better looking ones only seem to work on the busy nights. Also, lots of Jap tourist buses quickly fill this place up.

[/QUOTE]Your post is quite confusing to me. You say you like Nataree and recommend it, but the performance of the girls is really drab. That is precisely why I don't go there. Girls being mostly dick scared and giving poor performance. I don't find that many girls there to my taste either. Many many girls above average looks but not many truly pretty.

It would help a lot more if you specified the size of the line up for each place and what time of day you attended. It seems strange to dislike some place based on a single visit. I have generally liked Copa Cabana, even if line up can be a bit ordinary.

I have been to Colonze 2 a couple of times, some time ago, and the line up was very small (no more than 12), no girls pretty enough for me. However it sounds like you are saying there is an upstairs model section. I was not aware of that.

I have had visits to Meree in the past where there were doable girls.

Don't bother with Utopia unless you are East Asian looking guy. Its expensive for Farangs and line up is shrinking.

[QUOTE=Pogostick;1769988]Thanks,

I'll probably cruise the arcade. I just wasn't sure if they would be open that late as I am usually an early monger. I've never had a problem with the LBs there. My radar is pretty good and if I am in doubt, I just ask. So far every massage girl I've had in the arcade was born that way![/QUOTE]I am happy to report that I did not need to worry, Bangkok never disappoints. I didn't get to my hotel until 2 am. Had a quick shower and headed over to Soi 11. The massage girl gauntlet was as intense as ever. There was one absolute stunner but unfortunately her feet were larger and voice was deeper than mine. I finally found one very sweet and fairly attractive girl and had a halfway decent massage and a very nice handy, which is all I wanted. 1000 baht all in including a tip.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1771708]Your post is quite confusing to me. You say you like Nataree and recommend it, but the performance of the girls is really drab. That is precisely why I don't go there. Girls being mostly dick scared and giving poor performance. I don't find that many girls there to my taste either. Many many girls above average looks but not many truly pretty.

It would help a lot more if you specified the size of the line up for each place and what time of day you attended. It seems strange to dislike some place based on a single visit. I have generally liked Copa Cabana, even if line up can be a bit ordinary.

I have been to Colonze 2 a couple of times, some time ago, and the line up was very small (no more than 12), no girls pretty enough for me. However it sounds like you are saying there is an upstairs model section. I was not aware of that.

I have had visits to Meree in the past where there were doable girls.

Don't bother with Utopia unless you are East Asian looking guy. Its expensive for Farangs and line up is shrinking.[/QUOTE]The times I attended all of these places is 5-6 PM. I know they can have pretty bad lineups before then. Sometimes I visit at 7 PM, but never later.

Yes I definitely have mixed feelings about Nataree. I'll revise my opinion to a "Do not go to Nataree at all". Here's why. If you are in Bangkok for vacation (not a sort of resident), don't bother going to Nataree (tourist trap kinda). Instead, go to The Lord, Alaina, Meree or Colonze 2. If you are in Bangkok for a long awhile, you're going to end up at Nataree on curiosity alone. In that case, just any FYI, it's about 80% poor performers. Probably because they are so tired from doing bus-loads (literally) of customers. The plumper chicks tend to perform better IMO because they aren't picked as much.

Colonze 2 must have changed a lot by then. I went on a Tuesday at like 7 pm and the place was filled to the brim with hotties on the first floor. Probably 40-50 girls ready to be picked. The second floor had about 10 "models. " Only one of them was rather good looking in my falang opinion. So, I also visited on a Friday at 6 PM and it was fairly decent, but not as good as Tues 7 PM. Maybe because they don't really get busy until 7-8 PM? Maybe because Friday is the night that the locals pre-book their favorites? Colonze 2 appears to be areal gem in the rough, and it's been kind of rough lately in the Ratchada soapy scene. It's insane that they are about 1000 baht lower than their competition (not comparing to the ultra-upscale), and have a great line-up to boot.

Overall, if I can condense my soapy advice. I would say to visit Colonze 2/ Alaina / The Lord since they are all right near each other. And avoid the more popular ones that are closer to the MRT exits (Nataree / Emmanuelle / Ceasars / Poseidon).

[QUOTE=ReefLostCause;1771607]Sounds like Mitu Massage ([URL]http://mitubangkok.com/[/URL]), although that would be the LHS if you enter the Soi from Sukhumvit.

I went there 1 1/2 year ago, so you can probably search my posts from this era for the review. However, the website and the girls seem to have changed completely since then, so not sure that would be helpful to you. The prices also seem to have risen dramatically...[/QUOTE]Can't imagine why Daddysan wants to know?

They seem to be promoting lbclubmitu .com outcall for all night. Can we assume lbclub means ladyboys? or is it just an unfortunate abbreviation?

I suggest instead, trying Dream Heaven round the corner in Soi 33. I have had the odd nice girl from there.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1771832]Can't imagine why Daddysan wants to know?

They seem to be promoting lbclubmitu .com outcall for all night. Can we assume lbclub means ladyboys? or is it just an unfortunate abbreviation?

I suggest instead, trying Dream Heaven round the corner in Soi 33. I have had the odd nice girl from there.[/QUOTE]Asking because in 2 hours I usually cum twice. Do they allow it?

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1771832]They seem to be promoting lbclubmitu .com outcall for all night. Can we assume lbclub means ladyboys? or is it just an unfortunate abbreviation?[/QUOTE]Yep, ladyboys and they are quite open about it, with all details (pre or post-op; estrogen therapy; implants, . . .).

See for an example [URL]http://lbclubmitu.com/miki.php[/URL].

Hello,

Was wondering if anyone could guide on any sexual experience at any nice parlour for a couple.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1771560]I have been patronizing the Ratchada soapies a lot lately. I have pretty good intel on them. I will start with the most reviewed / recommend as I feel they are not that good anymore and this should be brought up since they are too often (incorrectly) recommended on highly trafficked blogs.

Nataree: I go here a lot. I obviously like the place. In fact I do like the place. I can recommend it IF you want a really good looking younger Asian woman (not the fake gogo hustler type). Reluctantly, I can recommend Nataree. Especially because they have so many women working, and many of them are good looking. You're find your type most likely. They have a good supply line basically. However, the performance is really drab. Only about 25% give me BBBJ and that's probably just because I frequent the place fairly often. If they do perform BBBJ, it's always like. Bad. Many times, sex is about getting me off so they can get back down-stairs. They are obviously servicing a lot of customers and this place has kind of a fast food business practice. I go here sometimes on weekdays and I must admit, the selection is actually pretty underwhelming. The better looking ones only seem to work on the busy nights. Also, lots of Jap tourist buses quickly fill this place up.

Prices: 2600 - 3200. I almost always pay 2600 because any more and the girl is probably just not my type (pale / tiny /18). Definitely do not get any of the models at Nataree. They are "near virgins," and are really only appealing to the foreign Asian clientele..[/QUOTE]For newcomers like me (will be there early October) this kind of survey is invaluable, even though it's very individual taste and opinion of course of what one is looking for and likes. Myself I am very much about BBBJ (and CIM when ever possible) and I was therefore quite surprised to read in Parkville's report that only 1/4 of girls at Nataree provide BBBJ. Is it possible in suc places to know before choosing by asking mamasans for example or discussing it directly with the girl before making sure to go with her? Parkville, which place would you suggest to have a great or sure chance to get BBBJ from you own experience? Other punters suggestions welcome!

[QUOTE=LAGuy5;1771251]So you are saying that something that in the lady's mind normally would be considered perverted, somehow becomes normal because not only does the man want it, but he wants it so bad he is willing to pay extra for it? You really believe this?[/QUOTE]The lady can perceive anything she wants as perverted. A lot of ladies probably think that having sex with a stranger is perverted.

This kind of thing is based largely on feelings and not on logic. And that's why making the lady feel better about it, by giving her some money, can change her opinion about it.

There is no way Thai ladies would be having sex with strangers, if they weren't getting paid for it. It's the money that makes it okay for them. Because money changes their feelings about it towards the positive.

And that's the way it works for getting the ladies to do A+ with you. When most ladies see this as being perverted and not something they would do with a guy, then this means that they have a negative feeling about it. And to change her feeling about it, you need to add something significantly positive to it. Giving her extra 500 B is that positive which makes her feel better about it and changes her mind.

People's opinions depend on their feelings, and feelings you can influence by doing something that makes the person feel better.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1771832]Can't imagine why Daddysan wants to know?

They seem to be promoting lbclubmitu .com outcall for all night. Can we assume lbclub means ladyboys? or is it just an unfortunate abbreviation?

I suggest instead, trying Dream Heaven round the corner in Soi 33. I have had the odd nice girl from there.[/QUOTE]A belated thanks to Reef LostCause for the info.

As I wrote, I have forgotten the name of the place I scouted and Mitu does not really ring a bell.

In January, it definitely was not a lb-joint. It makes me physically sick just visualising.....

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1771090]That's exactly why I think it is a bad idea to pay extra for A+. Not that I am interested in anal sex, but it might just give the girls the idea that there are many extras they can charge separately. Think of CIM, COF, BBBJ or even BJ. In Europe most pros charge extra for all this. Hell, I once even had to pay extra to get her to take off all her clothes. Surely we don't want that to happen in LOS?[/QUOTE]If the porn model is anything to go by, then paying the ladies extra for anal doesn't lead to extra charges for everything else.

Porn stars get paid extra for anal. And that's why a lot more women are doing anal in porn than in ordinary life. But this doesn't make porn women separate their charges for everything else and ask to get paid for every little thing separately.

Anal is a porn-star experience. It's above and beyond what ladies normally do. And if you want the lady to take you on like a porn-star, then you need to pay her like one. Which involves paying extra for A+.

It doesn't make sense to expect the lady to be like a porn-star with you, while you refuse to pay her for her porn-star part. This isn't a fair exchange, and it's not going to work with most ladies.

A+ is becoming so popular, because that's what you see in a lot of porn films. And that's why paying for it in a similar way porn women get paid makes sense.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1772280]If the porn model is anything to go by, then paying the ladies extra for anal doesn't lead to extra charges for everything else.

Porn stars get paid extra for anal. And that's why a lot more women are doing anal in porn than in ordinary life. But this doesn't make porn women separate their charges for everything else and ask to get paid for every little thing separately.

Anal is a porn-star experience. It's above and beyond what ladies normally do. And if you want the lady to take you on like a porn-star, then you need to pay her like one. Which involves paying extra for A+.

It doesn't make sense to expect the lady to be like a porn-star with you, while you refuse to pay her for her porn-star part. This isn't a fair exchange, and it's not going to work with most ladies.

A+ is becoming so popular, because that's what you see in a lot of porn films. And that's why paying for it in a similar way porn women get paid makes sense.[/QUOTE]Sorry Dan, disagree with you here. Again, the whole idea of the PSE shops was "all girls do everything" for a set price. And that was a quote from Saeng.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1772274]There is no way Thai ladies would be having sex with strangers, if they weren't getting paid for it. It's the money that makes it okay for them. Because money changes their feelings about it towards the positive.[/QUOTE]Dan, the hook-up culture here is out of control. Most of us are too old to enjoy it, but Thai gals are out having sex with "strangers" they hook up with on the net and in clubs in record numbers. I know lots of younger folks here (20's-30's) and they are having a blast. Thai gals are going through the same sexual liberation that Western women went through in the 60's. Gigs abound.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1772213]For newcomers like me (will be there early October) this kind of survey is invaluable, even though it's very individual taste and opinion of course of what one is looking for and likes. Myself I am very much about BBBJ (and CIM when ever possible) and I was therefore quite surprised to read in Parkville's report that only 1/4 of girls at Nataree provide BBBJ. Is it possible in suc places to know before choosing by asking mamasans for example or discussing it directly with the girl before making sure to go with her? Parkville, which place would you suggest to have a great or sure chance to get BBBJ from you own experience? Other punters suggestions welcome![/QUOTE]I've been to Nataree a few times and have never had a BBBJ. The attraction of Nataree is the opportunity to screw some really, really, seriously beautiful young asian women although the service is not on the same scale at the PSE oilies. I normally only spend a day in BKK on the way to Pattaya, so these days I'd rather choose the kinkier services offered on Suk rather than the beauties of Nataree although the dream for me is the 2 combined.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1772308]Sorry Dan, disagree with you here. Again, the whole idea of the PSE shops was "all girls do everything" for a set price. And that was a quote from Saeng.[/QUOTE]I take the middle ground. I don't frequent Bamboo any more mainly because of the A+ surcharge. I now use Mango and Snow White although recently I have found the Bongkot girls to be in top form. In saying that though, If Ploy was to return to Bamboo, I would be back there like a rocket with the fee +500 B A+ surcharge in my hand and ready to go.