Sao Paulo Reports

Was in SP for a quick business trip. 3 days. Got mongering in during the day.

Stayed in republica, tons of homeless. FYI that park in praca republica is full of trannies so don't be fooled.

First things first. Photoacompanhantes fucking sucks.

The girls never look like the picture, especially the ones who's location is by cathedral by metro SE. They charge 200 k and look nothing like the pictures, some are hot. Luck of the draw. With the curfew, it's a necessary evil to use the site to bust a nut I suppose. Had 2/3 good sessions. Last one girl was 9/10 but couldn't get hard as she had an attitude and was operated and did condom BJ even though it says BBBJ on her ad. Whatever. Happens.

The prives are amazing. Go to joao monteiro de gama 236 off of saude metro. Did a session with juliana, a japanese Brazil mix. 9/10 face. 69 and finished in mish. DFK. Then with amanda the mamasan. Classic brazilian alina riscado look. They had a special 80 k for 1 HR both times. It's the suburbs so a pain to find tbh. Just ask the taxi drivers where to walk, (I don't carry a phone).
go to gp guia for the best prive info. the locals post there

I also went to the 3 prives in santana. More suburbs.

Prive. Conselheiro Saraiva, 376.

Prive 432 - Rua Conselheiro Saraiva, 432.

Priv the Rua Doutor Olavo Egdio, 482.

They were all pretty average with sixes and sevens. But man it's 40 k for 30 min. Def check it out. Great to stop by one, fuck for a little, and finish in the next one.

I don't like how sao paolo is a lot more spread out than rio, the metro takes forever albeit a great system.

The girls are also less warm than the cariocas, but easier to understand if you speak portuguese with their accent. im sure if you repeat they warm up to you.

Rappi was excellent, def eat the sushi / korean when in town. Reminds me a lot of nyc.

For being the covid capital of the world, still a good time mongering. No problem coming here besides the covid test. You can get your return test at the states at any of the drogarias in town. They advertise it on the front. Was 100 k reals for the rapid test needed to get back.

Cheers.

JW.

At the current exchange rate real vs USD, the clinicas are the best deals in the world in my opinion. The top girls at clinicas are as slim, pretty, and GFE as the girls at FKK Globe in Zurich. At the clinicas, the rate is 260 reals per hour. At FKK Globe, the rate is 280 CHF per hour. There is no need for any bargaining or negotiation at clinicas or FKK Globe, which makes sex at these venues a stress-free enjoyment.

The pretty clinica girls can also spend the night at your apt (about 12 hours) for about 1,000 reals, with 2 sex sessions, one before going to sleep and one in the morning after she wakes up. At FKK Globe, the cost to spend the night with a girl is just outrageous.

Beautiful Scandallo / Connection girls charge around 500 reals per hour. Multiple-hour deals are not as standardized. A pretty Connection girl came over to my apt for 1,000 reals for 4 hours. Another pretty Connection girl spent the night with me (around 12 hours) with 2 sex sessions for 1,500 reals. I think 1,000 reals for 4 hours is a good deal and this arrangement has proven to work out in real life. I will try to stay with this arrangement.

Some Scandallo girls agree to 2,000 for 24 hours but they may not keep up their end of the bargain. They may leave after around 4-5 hours, coming up with all kinds of lame and BS excuses. According to my observation, some working girls here tend not to honor and respect the sanctity of contract. Even after they agree in writing via WhatsApp to a deal of 2,000 reals for 24 hours, they may blow up the deal at any time they wish. The integrity and sanctity of an agreed deal don't matter much to them.

[QUOTE=DiverOyster;2553074]At the current exchange rate real vs USD, the clinicas are the best deals in the world in my opinion. The top girls at clinicas are as slim, pretty, and GFE as the girls at FKK Globe in Zurich. At the clinicas, the rate is 260 reals per hour. At FKK Globe, the rate is 280 CHF per hour. There is no need for any bargaining or negotiation at clinicas or FKK Globe, which makes sex at these venues a stress-free enjoyment...[/QUOTE]Very informative report, thanks for taking the time to write it.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553071]Was in SP for a quick business trip. 3 days. Got mongering in during the day.

Stayed in republica, tons of homeless. FYI that park in praca republica is full of trannies so don't be fooled.

First things first. Photoacompanhantes fucking sucks.

The girls never look like the picture, especially the ones who's location is by cathedral by metro SE. They charge 200 k and look nothing like the pictures, some are hot. Luck of the draw. With the curfew, it's a necessary evil to use the site to bust a nut I suppose. Had 2/3 good sessions. Last one girl was 9/10 but couldn't get hard as she had an attitude and was operated and did condom BJ even though it says BBBJ on her ad. Whatever. Happens.

The prives are amazing. Go to joao monteiro de gama 236 off of saude metro. Did a session with juliana, a japanese Brazil mix. 9/10 face. 69 and finished in mish. DFK. Then with amanda the mamasan. Classic brazilian alina riscado look. They had a special 80 k for 1 HR both times. It's the suburbs so a pain to find tbh. Just ask the taxi drivers where to walk, (I don't carry a phone).
go to gp guia for the best prive info. the locals post there

I also went to the 3 prives in santana. More suburbs.

Prive. Conselheiro Saraiva, 376.

Prive 432 - Rua Conselheiro Saraiva, 432.

Priv the Rua Doutor Olavo Egdio, 482.

They were all pretty average with sixes and sevens. But man it's 40 k for 30 min. Def check it out. Great to stop by one, fuck for a little, and finish in the next one.

I don't like how sao paolo is a lot more spread out than rio, the metro takes forever albeit a great system.

The girls are also less warm than the cariocas, but easier to understand if you speak portuguese with their accent. im sure if you repeat they warm up to you.

Rappi was excellent, def eat the sushi / korean when in town. Reminds me a lot of nyc.

For being the covid capital of the world, still a good time mongering. No problem coming here besides the covid test. You can get your return test at the states at any of the drogarias in town. They advertise it on the front. Was 100 k reals for the rapid test needed to get back.

Cheers.

JW.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the report but bro what is up with those currency conversions? 100 k reals? This ain't Colombia.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553071]...

I don't like how sao paolo is a lot more spread out than rio, the metro takes forever albeit a great system....[/QUOTE]Ueber is your friend. Who wants to be like a sardine in a subway in this time of pandemics? Perish the thought.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553071]...

First things first. Photoacompanhantes fucking sucks...

JW.[/QUOTE]

Price is a first give away. A stunner asking for only 200 is too good to be true.

[QUOTE=XXL;2553095]Ueber is your friend. Who wants to be like a sardine in a subway in this time of pandemics? Perish the thought. [/QUOTE]I would recommend anyone to use UBER plus or pass or whatever it's called so you get discounts on your rides. I used the 1 month free trial when I was there for 2 weeks and saved some dough since I exclusively used UBER to get anywhere in both SP and RJ.

I think the pass for one month was like $6 so even then it's worth it since you save more than that if you use it to go everywhere.

My average trip was like $2 and that's worth it to me to get to places when I want to and not be surrounded by so many people. Security is also a nice peace of mind.

When I left scandallo when it closed the taxi they had out in front charged me double than an uber.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553071]Was in SP for a quick business trip. 3 days. Got mongering in during the day.

Stayed in republica, tons of homeless. FYI that park in praca republica is full of trannies so don't be fooled.

First things first. Photoacompanhantes fucking sucks.

The girls never look like the picture, especially the ones who's location is by cathedral by metro SE. They charge 200 k and look nothing like the pictures, some are hot. Luck of the draw. With the curfew, it's a necessary evil to use the site to bust a nut I suppose. Had 2/3 good sessions. Last one girl was 9/10 but couldn't get hard as she had an attitude and was operated and did condom BJ even though it says BBBJ on her ad. Whatever. Happens.

The prives are amazing. Go to joao monteiro de gama 236 off of saude metro. Did a session with juliana, a japanese Brazil mix. 9/10 face. 69 and finished in mish. DFK. Then with amanda the mamasan. Classic brazilian alina riscado look. They had a special 80 k for 1 HR both times. It's the suburbs so a pain to find tbh. Just ask the taxi drivers where to walk, (I don't carry a phone).
go to gp guia for the best prive info. the locals post there

I also went to the 3 prives in santana. More suburbs.

Prive. Conselheiro Saraiva, 376.

Prive 432 - Rua Conselheiro Saraiva, 432.

Priv the Rua Doutor Olavo Egdio, 482.

They were all pretty average with sixes and sevens. But man it's 40 k for 30 min. Def check it out. Great to stop by one, fuck for a little, and finish in the next one.

I don't like how sao paolo is a lot more spread out than rio, the metro takes forever albeit a great system.

The girls are also less warm than the cariocas, but easier to understand if you speak portuguese with their accent. im sure if you repeat they warm up to you.

Rappi was excellent, def eat the sushi / korean when in town. Reminds me a lot of nyc.

For being the covid capital of the world, still a good time mongering. No problem coming here besides the covid test. You can get your return test at the states at any of the drogarias in town. They advertise it on the front. Was 100 k reals for the rapid test needed to get back.

Cheers.

JW.[/QUOTE]How many girls were at the 236 prive?

Also when using the GP guia how do you translate the site to english?

[QUOTE=DiverOyster;2553074]At the current exchange rate real vs USD, the clinicas are the best deals in the world in my opinion. The top girls at clinicas are as slim, pretty, and GFE as the girls at FKK Globe in Zurich. At the clinicas, the rate is 260 reals per hour. At FKK Globe, the rate is 280 CHF per hour. There is no need for any bargaining or negotiation at clinicas or FKK Globe, which makes sex at these venues a stress-free enjoyment.

The pretty clinica girls can also spend the night at your apt (about 12 hours) for about 1,000 reals, with 2 sex sessions, one before going to sleep and one in the morning after she wakes up. At FKK Globe, the cost to spend the night with a girl is just outrageous.

Beautiful Scandallo / Connection girls charge around 500 reals per hour. Multiple-hour deals are not as standardized. A pretty Connection girl came over to my apt for 1,000 reals for 4 hours. Another pretty Connection girl spent the night with me (around 12 hours) with 2 sex sessions for 1,500 reals. I think 1,000 reals for 4 hours is a good deal and this arrangement has proven to work out in real life. I will try to stay with this arrangement.

Some Scandallo girls agree to 2,000 for 24 hours but they may not keep up their end of the bargain. They may leave after around 4-5 hours, coming up with all kinds of lame and BS excuses. According to my observation, some working girls here tend not to honor and respect the sanctity of contract. Even after they agree in writing via WhatsApp to a deal of 2,000 reals for 24 hours, they may blow up the deal at any time they wish. The integrity and sanctity of an agreed deal don't matter much to them.[/QUOTE]Clinica girls are the best value.

I had a girl over for 3 HRs for 300 R plus uber.

She only wanted Bus Fare but I told her I didn't mind getting her Uber and she was very happy about that.

Others had even pretty luck so always hit up the clinicas first.

You might find a stunner and save some cash and probably get a better experience all in one.

[QUOTE=Bearsi;2553104]How many girls were at the 236 prive?

Also when using the GP guia how do you translate the site to english?[/QUOTE]Some of us can read and write Portuguese so it's not a problem, for others Google Translate does a fairly good job on Brazilian Portuguese. You just have to manually translate and insert the slang because Google is not good with slang or abbreviations. It's better than before but not perfect but you can understand enough to know what services she provides and if the reviewer was happy or not. To translate some words or phrases in Portuguese you have to know the context of the conversation to get it correct.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553071]

I don't like how sao paolo is a lot more spread out than rio, the metro takes forever albeit a great system.

The girls are also less warm than the cariocas, but easier to understand if you speak portuguese with their accent. im sure if you repeat they warm up to you.


Cheers.

JW.[/QUOTE]I've been living and working here for almost 6 yrs. My tip as to how to enjoy Sao Paulo is simple. Find a carioca, or take the red eye to Rio on the weekends. There's is an old Brazilian saying, "Work in Sao Paulo, spend in Rio."

Quite frankly, the above mentioned tips make this place perfect!

Cheers!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2553066]That's only a good thing if you don't care about being exposed to and infected by a nasty COVID-19 variant.[/QUOTE]The same can be said of clinicas.

But it is always difficult to know exactly where someone got exposed. Many people still work even with symptoms. People can not really quarantine.

Someone I know got the variant and needed to get retested to go back to work. She doesn't have a car so had to take public transportation to go get tested again which came positive again after 3 weeks even though she had no symptoms. I told her next time try to find testing where they will come to people's houses.

The gov't should have given the people at home testing kits instead of money.

[QUOTE=DiverOyster;2553074]At the current exchange rate real vs USD, the clinicas are the best deals in the world in my opinion. The top girls at clinicas are as slim, pretty, and GFE as the girls at FKK Globe in Zurich....[/QUOTE]I have never been to Globe but have been to many German FKKs which are reputed to have not as hot girls as Globe although there is some migration between clubs. My observation is that FKK girls are a notch above clinica girls in terms of hotness. However, although the FKK girls have provided me with good service clinica girls are much more passionate and seem to enjoy the session a lot more. Nevertheless, my druthers are FKK girls then clinica babes as looks is very important to me.

[QUOTE=Rextor;2553092]I appreciate the report but bro what is up with those currency conversions? 100 k reals? This ain't Colombia.[/QUOTE]LOL give me a break, I'm always pretty tipsy writing these. Bcz I'm a Colombia guy, but it's obvious you don't pay 100 thousand reals.

[QUOTE=Bearsi;2553104]How many girls were at the 236 prive?

Also when using the GP guia how do you translate the site to english?[/QUOTE]Roughly 5-7 each time, there was always a guy or two in the wiating room. Pretty good facilities, not a roach motel by any means.

And if you browse gp guia using google, auto translate pops up on the top in the browser bar.

[QUOTE=XXL;2553095]Ueber is your friend. Who wants to be like a sardine in a subway in this time of pandemics? Perish the thought.



Price is a first give away. A stunner asking for only 200 is too good to be true.[/QUOTE]Yep, but don't get me wrong they werent ugly chicks, just not the ones in the picture. Solid eights. It was just the end of the night and a bang is a bang, and tbh after having great prive sex for 40 I'm too cheap to pay 300 + for a reviewed girl or nightclub chick. Maybe I'm a sadomasochist. And the subways werent that packed, specifically up and down the blue line in off hours.

[QUOTE=Kcrl01;2553155]I've been living and working here for almost 6 yrs. My tip as to how to enjoy Sao Paulo is simple. Find a carioca, or take the red eye to Rio on the weekends. There's is an old Brazilian saying, "Work in Sao Paulo, spend in Rio."

Quite frankly, the above mentioned tips make this place perfect!

Cheers![/QUOTE]Yep, even my taxi driver said "sao paolo e pra trabalhar, rio e pra vagabundiar!" hahahah.

Rio e para vagabundiar.

Since I am vagabundo, I will take special note.

Obrigado.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553207]LOL give me a break, I'm always pretty tipsy writing these. Bcz I'm a Colombia guy, but it's obvious you don't pay 100 thousand reals.

Roughly 5-7 each time, there was always a guy or two in the wiating room. Pretty good facilities, not a roach motel by any means.

And if you browse gp guia using google, auto translate pops up on the top in the browser bar.

Yep, but don't get me wrong they werent ugly chicks, just not the ones in the picture. Solid eights. It was just the end of the night and a bang is a bang, and tbh after having great prive sex for 40 I'm too cheap to pay 300 + for a reviewed girl or nightclub chick. Maybe I'm a sadomasochist. And the subways werent that packed, specifically up and down the blue line in off hours.

Yep, even my taxi driver said "sao paolo e pra trabalhar, rio e pra vagabundiar!" hahahah.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553071]Was in SP for a quick business trip. 3 days. Got mongering in during the day. . . .

The girls are also less warm than the cariocas, but easier to understand if you speak portuguese with their accent. im sure if you repeat they warm up to you. . . .[/QUOTE]Thanks for much needed update.

[QUOTE=Kcrl01;2553155]I've been living and working here for almost 6 yrs. My tip as to how to enjoy Sao Paulo is simple. Find a carioca, or take the red eye to Rio on the weekends. There's is an old Brazilian saying, "Work in Sao Paulo, spend in Rio."

Quite frankly, the above mentioned tips make this place perfect!

Cheers! [/QUOTE]Yes, a Very popular theme, that runs through Rio vs. SP folklore.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2553207] . . . Yep, even my taxi driver said "sao paolo e pra trabalhar, rio e pra vagabundiar!" hahahah.[/QUOTE]Their is also a popular Rio vs. SP, Brazilian joke that goes something like this:

[b]Cariocas[/b] chuckle and say: [QUOTE][i] "Paulistas are boring, are work-crazy and nothing or nobody great has ever come out of Sao Paulo."
[/i][/QUOTE]
[b]Paulistas[/b], on the other hand, hackle back and say: [QUOTE][i]"Cariocas, just love to surf, sun and samba, all day long and they are waiting for the day when Christ the Redeemer, puts his hands together and claps, after he sees, one Carioca do a good hard days work." [/i][/QUOTE]Yep! Rio vs. SP folklore spats can be legendary.