FKK Architectual Critique Thread
So, thank for this ... are we going to start an FKK Architectual Critique thread, with Carl as moderator ...
Personally, I'd rather critique the girls architecture!
[QUOTE=Severin Carl]I am not so often in Berlin for the moment but last week I had to go there an unfortunately the young lady I use to meet while being in Berlin, a student from Freie Universität, spent her holydays at home. So I decided to go to Artemis with a friend of mine who is an architect in Ringsted (DK) and I asked him about the building. Here is what he said: For a new built house Artemis shows some ramarkable failures. If you want to get from the entrance to the changing rooms you will have to climb up some steps, but there is no rail to hold on. This may be quite dangerous. The changing rooms are very narrow, the space between the lockers on both sides is much to small. Anyone who tries to hang his jacket in one of the upper lockers better be at least 1. 85m. The lower lockers to save your valuables can comfortabely opened when you lie flat on the floor.. There are no rubber mats in the showers so usually you stand on some cold and above all very slippery tiles. As the showers are next to the toilets the floor there is just as wet, as slippery, as dangerous. Around the showers there is no space to towel yourself unless yoo don't mind blocking access to the showers, the toilets and the wash basins. They say there would be elevators, but we didn't find them. It is difficult to say who is to blame. The architect or the owners ignorance. But should Artemis be up for some renovatipon, the failures should be corrected.[/QUOTE]
First time at Artemis (part one)
I have been reading some reports in here about the Artemis and finally decided to make a trip to Artemis.
The trip should have been from 16-18 April. I bought flight tickets and made a hotel reservation. But on the day of my trip all flights were cancelled.
That didn't stopped me. I bought a train ticket (from Denmark to berlin). I couldn't get the Intercity express ticket all the way and therefor it took me about 12 hours to get to berlin.
I arrived at my hotel at 9pm and after such long and boring trip I decided to cancel the visit to Artemis and just sit in a bar and have something to drink.
Next day (17 April) I arrived at Artemis at 2:30pm. It was like I already knew the place because of all the reports in this forum. I took shower and directly went down to the wellness area. I tried to workout, but my mind was at all the nacked girls upstairs. I droped the workout and went upstairs at sit at the bar. I ordered a beer and was amazed by all beautifull and naked girls. Three or four girls come immediately and asked if I wanted company and if I want to go upstairs. I polietly rejected them all.
Celina (lituanian): after 20 minuetes at the bar celina came to me at we start talking. I could remember a recommandation from a report about her, so after 15 minuetes of talk and a promis from her that she will take good care of me (first time in Artemis and she was my first girl) we went upstairs. She has a slim and very beautifull body and natural breasts. She delivered what she had promissed and I had a very good time with her.
? (makedonien): After I was back at the lounge and sit on a couch for 15 minuets a girl (I forgot her name) came to me. Black curley hair, very beautiful face, good body with soft but fake boobs. She came to me and put her head on my laps and we talked for 15 minuets. She promissed among other things that she likes and will deliver FK but the only kiss I got was when I gave her money and it was not a FK. OK sex, but wouldn't repeat.
After that I decieded to take a rest, went downstairs and tried to relax. Many girls came by and I rejected them. After 30-45 min rest, I went upstairs to get a drink.
Laila (Slovakia): I was at the bar and enjoying my drink and the view of naked girls that a girl (just came in) come to me. I told her that I wanted to relax for sometime and she said ok maybe see you later, but we fill in talking and we talked almost for 45 minuets. She is not so beautifull but very sweet. I decided to take her upstairs and she was wonderfull, be caps breast, but well placed. I enjoyed the session very well. After that I saw her many times and every time she came to me just to ask how I was doing (not pushing for the room). I promissed her another session the next day.
Celi or Sili (?): After the third session I was very tired. I relaxed in a couch at a corner and refused any girl which came by. I stayed there for one hour then I saw a blond tall beautiful girl with short cut hair and round face. I thought she was Ella and wanted to make a move, but another punther got her. After some time I felt hungry and went to eat something. When I was eathing I saw her again. She came for eathing. I finished my meal and went to the bar and sit at the first chair near to kitchen, ready to invite her when she has finished her meal. But when she came out of the kitchen she went directly to the cinema. After 2 min I went at cinema but she was busy with another fellow and I saw that later they went upstairs. I waited again for her and this time I succedded in inviting her to a chair beside me at the bar. She is easy to talk to and we talked and laughed for 20 minutes, then I invited her to upstaires. She give me BBBJ and she is very good at it. After that we had sex in various positions. I got problem with my 'guy' and maybe it was because of so many sessions I had in a short time. But she suggested if she could make me come by BBBJ, I accepted and she begun and ended with her wonderfull skill.
I am on my way to Artemis right now, so I will post the part two when I am back at Denmark.
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Also first time at Artemis
Here were my impressions of this place which is so famous.
First, it is easy to get to by S-Bahn. You really can't miss it. I arrived about 5pm or so on a Sunday.
I was surprised, maybe I shouldn't have been, by a few things. First there are a fair number of naked dudes walking around or swimming. It is the fkk culture I assume. No big deal, but notable. You will see sausage.
Also, the non-talent staff is very low key, administrative, as if you were in a hotel. To them, its just a regular workplace. Its kinda funny.
Third, I found the food room kinda hilarious. Girls and guys, in their robes, noshing away. Very unsexy room, like a cafeteria.
As for the main event. There were plenty of girls, and none are ugly, a few are beautiful; though as I'll explain later, many were not my type.
I turned away a few early requests, exploring the place, which has all kinds of rooms, cinemas, saunas, bathes, most of which were pretty empty. Back at the bar (which is too smokey for my tastes) I was propositioned by 2 girls, one thinner and very hot, and one larger and less so, who wanted to go for a 3-some. I wasn't in the mood, particulalry, because I didn't think the larger girl was cute. Maybe this was rude, but I said I only wanted one, and went with the thin, sexy one, whose name unfortunately I forget. She claimed to be italian, but from Germany Hamburg.
Wasn't good. We didn't really click and the thing was rushed. This girl was what people call an Optix or something, beautiful, but soulless.
After a snack in the eating room, which as I said I found hilarious. All these girls in towels and men in their robes, eating german beef and sauerkraut. I wandered out again.
This time I eyed over a pretty girl, thin with a sweet face. Somehow now I've forgotten her name too! She was Hungarian and liked speaking english better than german.
She was great, for what I like. Long conversation before going to the room, lots of kissing, slow beginning, long sex, intense ending. Very enjoyable. She said, (though perhaps they always say such things) that she preferred it that way, and that many of the men who come to the club are "very angry. "
That was a bit of a scary comment, I thought.
Anyhow I left soon thereafter, I didn't have forever.
I did wonder one thing. In truth, many of the girls were for my tastes, at least, very busty, tall, playboy-like. I understand that's a popular genre. But are there are bordellos that cater to a taste for smaller women and/or sweeter dispositions?
I'm not really complaining, Artemis is a world wonder, but I was curious after than visit.
First time at Artemis (part two)
Sunday 18 April:
I arrived at Artemis at 5pm. I entered the lounge and noticed that there were not so many girls and guys. The day before I been told that it was a very slow night and next day (Sunday) it use to be more people. But I assume because of the flight restrictions there wasn't so many people. Later on number of girls increased to almost 2:1.
first session: Celina (Lithuanian) from the day before. I couldn't resist her when she came to me. yesterday she was my first girl and today she became my first. Wonderful session as yesterday.
Second and third session: Laila (Slovakia) sorry folks not so much new. Again a repeat from yesterday which I had two sessions with. very sweet girl and easy to talk to and very good performer.
After the second session with Laila I decided to take a long break and this time it should be a new girl. I was approached by many girls and we talked a little bit, but I couldn't find one whom I wanted to have a session with. But at after some time I noticed a blond young and not so tall girl sitting at the bar alone and she was not a girl who approached the guys. After half an hour noticing her and looked at her beauty I invited her to my couch.
fourth and fifth session: Maribel (Romanian): She didn't speak English and very little German, but with my skills almost being zero at German we couldn't make any conversation. She kept talking in Romanian and I had to guess what it meant or ask her to explain in sign language. She was very beautiful, cute, big natural breasts, had a lovely smile and beautiful blue eyes. After 20 minuets we went upstairs. We had a very good time at the room. At start she made porno like sound and then laughed as she knew herself that it was fake. But later on she became quite and then I could see that she was enjoying it too. I can still remember her beautiful blue eyes looking at me when she gave me BBBJ. After the first session with her I was looking for other girls but I couldn't find one as beautiful as her and decided to repeat with her again.
After I finished the second session with Maribel that time was 4:30am and I had to go to my Hotel. I had a flight for Monday at 10am but I knew there wasn't be any flight and I had to take the train back to Denmark.
I have never been in any other FKK so it is not relative but only about Artemis. Artemis is a dreamland. I liked the concept that you can see, choose, talk to the girl and then you decide if you want to have more with her. As the girls said it was slow nights, but for me it was perfect. I didn't had to make any fast decisions and could pick the girl I wanted.
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