Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Hello everyone,

I've been reading this forum for a little while and found tips here and there about the massage spas and the girls, so I wanted to give my 2 cents:

To put these reviews in context, I'm 37 years old, Asian looking mixed blood from somewhere in America (the continent). In fair shape if I may say so myself. I like my women dirty but not too aggro since I like to be the one delivering the damage. I have an international-average sized penis and condoms very much kill me so it's hard for me to come and depending on the chemistry, even kill my erection. My impressions follow these parameters, naturally.

1. Addict massage. Chia:

The spa is OK, but nothing fancy. Just the basics. All inclusive rate that is within normal range + 300 tip + 80 for a beer that she ordered for me.

Chia is a petite skinny girl from Chiangmai, tanned but her skin is lighter than what I usually find around. I've been with her 2 times and can't complain unless I say I'd like less "nice" and more " She's not PSE tho, and you have to like her for her to give GFE. The first time she gave me a BBBJ for the second pop, provided that I tip her, but she started with BBBJ and then finished me with HJ all over her tits. Well trained, she knows having an "orgasm" for the man is pleasing the man too. GFE, kissing but no DFK, BBBJ, OK anal.

2. Snow White. Benz.

The spa could use some serious work, but the room had a couch and that is a plus. All inclusive rate within normal range + 300 tip + 80 a beer she ordered for her but I drank half off her pussy.

Benz is a PSE type of girl (even though she says she doesn't like anal but gives it like nothing). She is tall and she's tanned unlike her pictures on the website and now has breast implants (not my cup of tea). She goes right into the action, stripping and inviting you to defile her on the bed. She likes being given DATY, she even pure beer on her pussy for me to have a cocktail haha. Heavy fingering followed (she demanded to come), then hardcore BBBJ, condom and then she rode me so hardcore my pelvis hurt. To be honest she was a little intimidating as I like more submissive girls. After I came we talked for a while and then she gave me a BBBJ without me asking. I came in her mouth and she spat it out in the shower.

3. Cupidy. Pom (number 53).

Cupidy is a scam. I had the misfortune of having a taxi take me there when I was on my qay to Prom Pong. It was around 2:30 pm on a weekday. Heavy traffic and I didn't have much time. 3000 baht for 1.5 hours + 200 tip + whatever for water. Rooms are old but big and spacious.

I don't exactly recall the number but I'm quite sure. Pom is a MILF, she's over 30 fosho but has the best natural tits in the business, too bad she wouldn't let me suck on them. Massage was more decent than what you get at Colonze 2. It includes a gel-less nuru. After that no-GFE sex. No kissing at all, let alone DFK. No DATY, CBJ with too much noise actually. Sex is okay, she's tight (had a see-section) and she actually allowed me to lick her toes (I had to be allowed something, damn it!) and then I came pounding her as hard as I could (but she enjoyed it, it seems). Nothing adventurous at all. I wouldn't repeat cupiy, to be honest. I left sexually satisfied but my wallet felt scammed. I've heard you have to walk away for them to lower the price tho. I think they shoved the commission for the taxi driver on top of the rate. No GFE, no kissing, no CIM, no CIF, I don't have to say no anal.

4. Bamboo. Jaa.

The level of the facilities at Bamboo is the same as Addict. The price within normal range except the 500 for A+ . I didn't tip her because of this. I understand the reasons, but it feels like you're paying a plus for anal. This is Bangkok!

Jaa is not like I imagined from the photos and from what I read here. I had the idea that she is an anal queen but no, she's regular service (no PSE). She's short and darker than the pictures but very nice nevertheless. We followed the normal procedure, then BBBJ and then it was all anal with a little fury for like 20 minutes since I had to pay extra for it, which is unusual here. Back rub followed.

5. Colonze 2 - Pim (number 328).

I guess you all know Colonze 2. The place was pretty standard, kinda old and nothing fancy. What these places lack is a 24 hour porn channel, that could work wonders. Rooms have the necessarily but barely anything left. 1700 + 300 tip + 80 for 2 est cokes.

Pim was a recommendation from one of the guys there (except for Jaa and Benz all my P2P girls have been recommend by the mamasan / papasan). She doesn't speak English, she even had to use her phablet to ask me something. She took me to bed and cuddled while the tub was getting filled and we waited for drinks. After strip, invite me very politely to the tub and bathed me (I wouldn't call that massage, I had that at cupidy for 3000). After that back to bed, BBBJ, condom, KY, and she rode me for a while. Didn't feel shit because of the condom so I started to punder in miss. Took a break to wipe off the sweat and she keep tugging my junk. More KY and I pounded her again in miss but with a pillow under her ass DFKing her until I came. She seemed to be struggling a little at the end. She showered first, showered me and we left. Virtually no massage, GFE in the last part of the act with DFK, BBBJ but no CIM or CIF, didn't ask for anal. Very nice and polite girl, but no tigress if you know what I mean.

So there it is, gentlemen, my 2 cents. I would like to offer this expecting similar information in return (in where which girl is how and what she does).

Cheers.

N

[QUOTE=Gardelito;1775968]Payu,

I took your advice and hit up Friend's massage. There was one masseuse inside so I requested her and upstairs we went. She wasn't quite what I'd call a looker, but she was 24 (looked 20) and much better than the usual bulky type. Got a decent but not great oil massage and a HJ and permission to let my hands wander wherever I wished for an extra 500. I was surprised at how wet she was. Anyway, thanks for the tip![/QUOTE]Meant to say that there was one younger masseuse inside.

[QUOTE=Gardelito;1775973]Decided to go for a sure thing and went to Nataree about 5 pm on a Friday. A little early, but was hoping to beat the Chinese bus tours. There were fewer girls there than I've seen in the past and no real stunners. Lots of 6's and a few 7's. I think my standards are pretty high though, so YMMV. I took my time deciding over a cold beer and took note of how many customers came through the doors and which girls were chosen. Man that place is busy, even before peak hours. More like an auction setting than a lounge experience you might find at other soapies. I ended up choosing a thin 22 year old light-skinned girl from Chang Rai. Cute, with braces and a small amount of English. Not the best performer, but not bad either. The expressions on her face told me that some deeper penetrating positions were too much for her. To her credit, she didn't object, but I didn't want to cause her discomfort. Overall, great value for 2,600 baht. I still haven't found the slender stunner I'm looking for. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]I agree with you completely. Lots of young girls, but really not many above a 7 and the best lookers maybe already taken due to very busy shop. I have not had much luck with getting great performing girls not scared of dick other than older ones in the fishbowl.

Always worth a look if in the area, but somewhat over rated for me. Fantastic for others. We are not all the same. Many many years since I had a favourite girl there.

I have seen photos of girls that other guys took, and failed to be specially impressed by the looks. Some of us are rather fussy. It's actually very hard to find stunners anywhere. Some of the higher class places have a few stunners, but they may be very expensive, hard to get to, and could always be dick scared as well. I suggest just try a few places like The Lord, Amsterdam, La Belle, and see if you get lucky. Its always a question of personal taste. I get put off by a lot of fake looks where Thai girls try to look western but it doesn't work for me.

I always like to see girls standing up before choosing as sitting can hide figure problems.

Bangkot massage is on soi 22. Its in a small lane opposite the Holiday Inn. I think its probably the first right as you go into soi 22. I pre-booked her and she was ready when I arrived. May be best to see her earlier in the day than later as she gets a few customers daily. I went early afternoon was her first for the day.

The facility is very average, much like most other oilies in the area. I took her for two hours, 800+1500+ tip.

I booked Mony as she has had some good reviews here and she gave a fantastic session. She has had kids and the signs are clearly there so if that's a big deal for you then she is not for you. Her personality is bubbly and friendly and she gets very naughty and sexy in bed. She is not a stunner at all but her performance is excellent. She gave me a short BBBJ before the shower just to get things started. Not a lot of action in the shower but once on the bed, she really turned things on. Gave a great sensual massage and BBJ and then rode me on top. She loves to be fingered and seems to greatly enjoy DATY. After round one she gave me a good oil massage and after a while started with some deep rimming (without asking for it). Had me ready again and we went for round two. Various different positions and a great PSE session. She also did anal. Was busy for the full two hours and made me cum thrice which is not usual for me. Needed to take a nap after the session to recover from it!

If you are someone who puts performance over looks then she would be a great choice. She used to work at Tulip before and definitely knows what she is doingI would happily repeat her.

[QUOTE=Gardelito;1775973]Decided to go for a sure thing and went to Nataree about 5 pm on a Friday. A little early, but was hoping to beat the Chinese bus tours. There were fewer girls there than I've seen in the past and no real stunners. Lots of 6's and a few 7's. I think my standards are pretty high though, so YMMV. I took my time deciding over a cold beer and took note of how many customers came through the doors and which girls were chosen. Man that place is busy, even before peak hours. More like an auction setting than a lounge experience you might find at other soapies. I ended up choosing a thin 22 year old light-skinned girl from Chang Rai. Cute, with braces and a small amount of English. Not the best performer, but not bad either. The expressions on her face told me that some deeper penetrating positions were too much for her. To her credit, she didn't object, but I didn't want to cause her discomfort. Overall, great value for 2,600 baht. I still haven't found the slender stunner I'm looking for. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]I also went to Nataree that Friday too at like 6-7 PM and left shortly after surveying the 'talent'. I was thinking maybe they originally had some talent but that maybe it was all taken by the time I arrived so I walked out and went to Aliana. Your report is good to note as it seems they are in a slump, possibly with weather / low-season. I also went there on Tuesday at like 5 PM and the place was virtually empty. Only about 7 girls and possibly more dudes hanging around. I'm not sure why I keep going back, I guess they have the hotter young types and that's a good thing. But it seems like they are really in a slump. I got there often because I live so close.

Have you tried The Lord? I would go there if you are looking for stunners. If you don't find the slim type you are looking for, then also check out Alaina next door (just because the are close, why not). When you enter Alaina walk to the girls on the left, there are more there than on the right. But you are free to go to both fish bowls and examine. Also down that road is Colonze 2. They have models on the upper floor at 2400 to 3000-something baht. Some of their models are young / hot but many are just barely above average looking. I saw one certified stunner there but she was taken in less than 30 seconds heh. Colonze 2 seems popular with locals so they might snatch up the talent quickly.

[QUOTE=NopoProwler;1776064]3. Cupidy. Pom (number 53).

Cupidy is a scam. I had the misfortune of having a taxi take me there when I was on my qay to Prom Pong. It was around 2:30 pm on a weekday. Heavy traffic and I didn't have much time. 3000 baht for 1.5 hours + 200 tip + whatever for water. Rooms are old but big and spacious.

I don't exactly recall the number but I'm quite sure. Pom is a MILF, she's over 30 fosho but has the best natural tits in the business, too bad she wouldn't let me suck on them. Massage was more decent than what you get at Colonze 2. It includes a gel-less nuru. After that no-GFE sex. No kissing at all, let alone DFK. No DATY, CBJ with too much noise actually. Sex is okay, she's tight (had a see-section) and she actually allowed me to lick her toes (I had to be allowed something, damn it!) and then I came pounding her as hard as I could (but she enjoyed it, it seems). Nothing adventurous at all. I wouldn't repeat cupiy, to be honest. I left sexually satisfied but my wallet felt scammed. I've heard you have to walk away for them to lower the price tho. I think they shoved the commission for the taxi driver on top of the rate. No GFE, no kissing, no CIM, no CIF, I don't have to say no anal..[/QUOTE]Yeah Cupidy is pretty scammy. It's not a total rip-off all the time. Anyway, I went there once because it was a Thai holiday and all the other soapies were closed so a kind Taxi driver took me there when I showed up to a closed ratchda soapy. When I arrived, I knew the place had to be illegit because of how they were opened on a holiday but oh well, I wanted soapy action that day. After sex, one of the 2 girls begged me for a tip, said she needed money to eat. She was fat LOL.

Colonze 2 is alright service-wise. I like how the girls always are down or BBBJ, whereas at the more tourist flooded places, they often only do CBJ.

As for condoms and no feeling during sex. I used to have that problem too. I still sometimes get that, but now only if I have been drinking too much. What helped fix that for me was to not masturbate or have sex for 60 days. Some guys report needing 90 days or even more. Anyway no sex / no masturbation for 60 days definitely helped me. In fact, I probably need to do another reset because sex overall is just becoming less and less fun now since I live in P4P-land.

[QUOTE=Gardelito;1775973]Decided to go for a sure thing and went to Nataree about 5 pm on a Friday. A little early, but was hoping to beat the Chinese bus tours. There were fewer girls there than I've seen in the past and no real stunners. Lots of 6's and a few 7's. I think my standards are pretty high though, so YMMV. I took my time deciding over a cold beer and took note of how many customers came through the doors and which girls were chosen. Man that place is busy, even before peak hours. More like an auction setting than a lounge experience you might find at other soapies. I ended up choosing a thin 22 year old light-skinned girl from Chang Rai. Cute, with braces and a small amount of English. Not the best performer, but not bad either. The expressions on her face told me that some deeper penetrating positions were too much for her. To her credit, she didn't object, but I didn't want to cause her discomfort. Overall, great value for 2,600 baht. I still haven't found the slender stunner I'm looking for. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]5 PM is not too early at all for Nataree. In fact it is a little late for the best selection of fresh girls. The reason there was a skimpy line up is because all the better looking ones were upstairs shaking their bootie. Think in terms of starting there at 3 PM.

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1776401]5 PM is not too early at all for Nataree. In fact it is a little late for the best selection of fresh girls. The reason there was a skimpy line up is because all the better looking ones were upstairs shaking their bootie. Think in terms of starting there at 3 PM.[/QUOTE]How many times have you been there? I have been at 3 pm and it's a pretty crappy selection, so I instead shoot for 5-6 PM. What I have found about that place is the day of the week matters the most. Days such as Monday / Tuesday are the worst and it hadn't matter when I got there.

Based on all the positive reports, tried it out arriving in the afternoon. Paid 2500 BT to the ladyboy Mgr, and was presented with a girl. Seemed ok so went upstairs to an ok room with shower. Strip, shower together. Sexy shower with some BBBJ on her knees, then on to bed and great experience, good BJ, cat bath, rimjob, then fuck with condom, then doggy style, fingered her asshole which she took as I wanted anal. So she lubed her butthole and I ass fucked her until I got off. Shower together, light massage, the more cat bath and good BBBJ until I came in her mouth. She looked at me and then swallowed. Overall, great experience with all extras. I gave her a 500 bt tip.

Went back a few days later to try same girl but she was booked. Got a different from a line up of about 9 girls. This one not so good, wash in shower, BBBJ, fuck w condom but pussy was so loose, I could feel nothing. So fucked her asshole with condom until I came. Shower, came back to bed and got a good massage, then BJ until I came in her mouth. Negatives: no rimming, loose pussy, no swallow. A session anywhere else with fucking, anal and CIM along with a good massage would be great but expectations in Thailand much higher.

Conclusion: Snow White good but as always, depends on girl.

[QUOTE=EricBurden;1776588]Based on all the positive reports, tried it out arriving in the afternoon. Paid 2500 BT to the ladyboy Mgr, and was presented with a girl. Seemed ok so went upstairs to an ok room with shower. Strip, shower together. Sexy shower with some BBBJ on her knees, then on to bed and great experience, good BJ, cat bath, rimjob, then fuck with condom, then doggy style, fingered her asshole which she took as I wanted anal. So she lubed her butthole and I ass fucked her until I got off. Shower together, light massage, the more cat bath and good BBBJ until I came in her mouth. She looked at me and then swallowed. Overall, great experience with all extras. I gave her a 500 bt tip.

Went back a few days later to try same girl but she was booked. Got a different from a line up of about 9 girls. This one not so good, wash in shower, BBBJ, fuck w condom but pussy was so loose, I could feel nothing. So fucked her asshole with condom until I came. Shower, came back to bed and got a good massage, then BJ until I came in her mouth. Negatives: no rimming, loose pussy, no swallow. A session anywhere else with fucking, anal and CIM along with a good massage would be great but expectations in Thailand much higher.

Conclusion: Snow White good but as always, depends on girl.[/QUOTE]Were you actually charged 2,500 baht, or is that just an approximation? The price has been 800 baht for two hours plus 1500 baht for the girl for quite some time, and I'm wondering whether that has been increased (or whether the manager perhaps is taking advantage of customers and overcharging when it is possible to do so).

Also, any chance you could tell us who the two girls you saw were, or if you are uncomfortable naming the one who wasn't so good, at least tell us who gave good performance? If you don't remember their names, you probably could find out by looking at the photos on their website: www.snowwhitesoi26.com (which incidentally still has the base rate for a two-hour massage at 800 baht (add 1,500 to that for the girl and you get 2,300 baht)).

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1764281]Tequila works for my gals. Two shots really warms a girl up and gets her in the mood for love. Of course some girls don't need to loosened up. Ha Ha. But I would rather buy a girl a Tequila than some sugar water. I just wish the Go Go's stocked some high quality aged 100% Blue Agave Tequila like 1921 Reposado or Casa Noble Anejo. Last trip I brought a bottle of Casa Noble with me from the USA wrapped in bubble wrap and plastic in my suitcase. The bottle made the journey intact.[/QUOTE]Yes, the tequila they have at the bars is just atrocious. My lady and her friends do the bottle service at Ibar and like making each other do shots of the stuff. I had a few shots one night and woke up with the worst hangover of the trip! Even Jose Cuervo would be a step up from the swill they serve.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1776390]
As for condoms and no feeling during sex. I used to have that problem too. I still sometimes get that, but now only if I have been drinking too much. What helped fix that for me was to not masturbate or have sex for 60 days. Some guys report needing 90 days or even more. Anyway no sex / no masturbation for 60 days definitely helped me. In fact, I probably need to do another reset because sex overall is just becoming less and less fun now since I live in P4P-land.[/QUOTE]You make me laugh. Just give up masturbation completely. I have managed to do that except when in countries where there is no reasonable action. I can go for a week without sex or wanking if a definite fun outing is coming up.

It's important to use you own condoms so you can select good thin ones easy on and a suitable size. I always have my own and mostly havemy own non-sticky lube as well.

No need to stress about the odd cum failure. Just get used to it. Not every girl feels the best. Make sure of long recovery times between sessions and take the best vitamins for sperm production.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1776698]Yes, the tequila they have at the bars is just atrocious. My lady and her friends do the bottle service at Ibar and like making each other do shots of the stuff. I had a few shots one night and woke up with the worst hangover of the trip! Even Jose Cuervo would be a step up from the swill they serve.[/QUOTE]I have not had hangover problems with the Tequilas. Some bars serve a special weakened Tequila for girls different to the customer drinks. Anyway I don't drink tequilas that often preferring other things.

The quality doesn't matter much as long as opens her legs and makes her start acting horny. As Natty says, some girls need loosening up. Others don't need anything to be horny. Can be the difference between kissing passionately and not wanting to tongue kiss at all. I certainly don't need anything to desensitise me and make cumming more difficult than normal.

[QUOTE=CupMute;1733106]I had a look at the BKK48 website, lots of nice looking gals, all photo shopped probably. But I decided to give it a try. The shop is in a small alley at Soi 22. No girls outside and very dark windows, looked closed but a small open sign was hanging on the door. The Mamasan welcomed me and handed me a bunch of laminated cards, one for each girl. Everything was written in Japanese and English. The shopping list told what the girl could do and not, also if they offered extra services like anal, COF etc. Anal was 1000 extra, but only one or two ladies were open for that. The mamasan recommended a girl called Beem, she is on their website. I decided to have a look at Beem and another girl called Candy. Selection was easy when I saw them in reality. Beem was tall and slim with perfect skin, be+ boobs. So I took her. She is advertised as 25 year old, but are actually older. I will not go thru the session in detail, but I had two good hours. Not primarily because of the massage or the sex, just because she was so talkative and funny personality. But I think this place is a bit overpriced for the service received, but YMMV. Anyway, you can find good looking girls here. The massage was performed with lots of oil and a very short B2B. Only one shot allowed, extra cost 1500! Service included was CBJ, and full sex. Kissing but no DFK. Damage done 2400 + 200.[/QUOTE]Has anyone found any really good pretty girls at bkk48? I visited once long ago and intend to check it out again.

I recognise one girl on website whose looks are not exaggerated, however I expect most pics very shopped, and some girls may not really work there.

Does anyone know which other places are common ownership?

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1776390]Yeah Cupidy is pretty scammy. It's not a total rip-off all the time. Anyway, I went there once because it was a Thai holiday and all the other soapies were closed so a kind Taxi driver took me there when I showed up to a closed ratchda soapy. When I arrived, I knew the place had to be illegit because of how they were opened on a holiday but oh well, I wanted soapy action that day. After sex, one of the 2 girls begged me for a tip, said she needed money to eat. She was fat LOL.

Colonze 2 is alright service-wise. I like how the girls always are down or BBBJ, whereas at the more tourist flooded places, they often only do CBJ.

As for condoms and no feeling during sex. I used to have that problem too. I still sometimes get that, but now only if I have been drinking too much. What helped fix that for me was to not masturbate or have sex for 60 days. Some guys report needing 90 days or even more. Anyway no sex / no masturbation for 60 days definitely helped me. In fact, I probably need to do another reset because sex overall is just becoming less and less fun now since I live in P4P-land.[/QUOTE]I think you described the most likely cause of this problem. 60 days without masturbating seems a miracle. Thanks for the advice!

N