Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Went to Dream Heaven Soi 33 a few days ago at 4:00 pm or so. First time I got there at this hour and it was slim pickings, only 5 girls to choose from, none of which really jumped out at me. Turns out, judging by the high-heels next to all the rooms as I walked to a room with my provider, most of the girls were already booked. I should have just moved on since none of the 5 girls really hit my spot in tastes (all do-abe though), maybe saved my energy for the Go Go's. This girl I picked was good looking, I'd say a solid 7 or slightly higher. Typical short height, but had a really nice and round butt which is not common out here. And service was satisfactory as is typical there: Nuru bare body massage, some teasing teasing, BBBJ, CSFS in any position. It's just that I normally pick a provider that I am more attracted to / is more my type than her. I didn't get her name since I didn't plan on choosing her again.

The place right before there, Love Teen Massage. I was contemplating going there since I walk past it every time and in the corner of my eye I like what I see (girls with large tits, what's not to like). But when I zoomed in a bit more one of the girls was missing a tooth so. I decided to pass LOL.

Advice: Dream Heaven Soi 33 is good, but you'll want to get there before everything is booked. I have been before right as they open at 11 AM and I think that is a very good time to start, while the workers are still perky and you get first dibs. Up until 2 PM is still good, plenty (about 10-15) to choose from.

Walked into Addict mid-afternoon, decent-sized line-up, and I picked up this girl with Chinese-like facial features and a relatively light skin. Her name was Cheer. Turned out she was from Chiang Mai, naturally. I picked her because she was smiling at me and staring straight at me. It is a strong indication that the girl is horny for you. In the bedroom she sure proved it.

She undressed me and looked at my dick with hungry eyes filled with desire. Shower was very sensual. I lay on my stomach for a perfunctory massage. The goal is to build intimacy through touch, so having sex with a total stranger doesn't feel too weird afterwards. She flipped me, more stroking, and a nice BBBJ. Then she got on top of me cowgirl style and started really f*cking me hard. She made me blow my load real quick.

She was upset that I hadn't "waited for her" (to come), but as I'm the paying customer I didn't feel the same pressure to put on a good performance as I would in a "normal" relationship. Besides, you never know with these girls: most of the time, they want me to come quickly so they can get on with their lives, and I take forever because I'm half drunk, and they try to urge me on. For once that I come quickly, the girl complains about that too. Go figure!

Anyway, she's a solid performer, if I see her again in the line-up I may pick her up again just to give her the decent f*ck that she so clearly craves.

Decided to check BKK48 in Soi 22 2nd side Soi on left. Hoping for new of the fabulous and stunning Bai Fern shown on their website and attached.

No, she is on long holiday probably never to return. Probably has been gone for 2 years if she was ever there at all. I originally met Bai Fern at Yorimichi. Pic does not do her justice really.

I decided to check the line up. Looked at about 8 to 10 pics. Only Pics of Candy and Design interested me, so I called those two to come out. Both did not resemble the pics even slightly. The attached Candy pic is from web page and is much more like Candy than in the reception photos, however the real Candy is quite fat. The real Design did not resemble pic either and was fairly plain to ugly.

Gave up and moved on to Soi 24/1. Can Cam had a good line up of 10 to 12 girls. Maybe 4 very doable. I chose Mai, a new girl. It's her 2nd day. She has previously worked at Bangkok Cosy, Meree, and Boss massage.

Mai had the prettiest face just (teeth a little crooked). Quite slim, petite and small natural A cups. Started soapy sliding play in shower, then had a Gel bodyslide massage including camel toe.

Mai turned out to be quite orgasmic and a lot of fun in many positions. Tight pussy but not Dick Scared. I got a second round after a brief massage from Mai. Definite for repeat and recommended if you don't mind skinny.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1778416]Decided to check BKK48 in Soi 22 2nd side Soi on left. Hoping for new of the fabulous and stunning Bai Fern shown on their website and attached.

No, she is on long holiday probably never to return. Probably has been gone for 2 years if she was ever there at all. I originally met Bai Fern at Yorimichi. Pic does not do her justice really.

I decided to check the line up. Looked at about 8 to 10 pics. Only Pics of Candy and Design interested me, so I called those two to come out. Both did not resemble the pics even slightly. The attached Candy pic is from web page and is much more like Candy than in the reception photos, however the real Candy is quite fat. The real Design did not resemble pic either and was fairly plain to ugly.

Gave up and moved on to Soi 24/1. Can Cam had a good line up of 10 to 12 girls. Maybe 4 very doable. I chose Mai, a new girl. It's her 2nd day. She has previously worked at Bangkok Cosy, Meree, and Boss massage.

Mai had the prettiest face just (teeth a little crooked). Quite slim, petite and small natural A cups. Started soapy sliding play in shower, then had a Gel bodyslide massage including camel toe.

Mai turned out to be quite orgasmic and a lot of fun in many positions. Tight pussy but not Dick Scared. I got a second round after a brief massage from Mai. Definite for repeat and recommended if you don't mind skinny.[/QUOTE]They have't uploaded Mai / May's pic on their website may be because she is new - looks like this is the link to her page ([URL]http://cancam-massage.com/gals/profile.php?gal_dir=109[/URL]). Did you see any of the other girls in LU that appear on their website casting and what would you say is the level of photo editing? ([URL]http://cancam-massage.com/gals/[/URL]).

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1778550]They have't uploaded Mai / May's pic on their website may be because she is new - looks like this is the link to her page ([URL]http://cancam-massage.com/gals/profile.php?gal_dir=109[/URL]). Did you see any of the other girls in LU that appear on their website casting and what would you say is the level of photo editing? ([URL]http://cancam-massage.com/gals/[/URL]).[/QUOTE]I would say the pics may be fairly realistic. Lek and Yoko were girls I was considering and look very much like the pics on website. Lek is a saucy attitude girl and looks like her pic exactly. I like her look other than very short and I am tallish. Quite a few new girls there not shown on web site pics.

I have tried both May and Mai. Two different girls. May told me she only works weekends. This time was Mai (not May). Mai has very small tits but nicely shaped. May has silicones but not too bad of a job and pretty face so I could accept that.

If you go past, check out the girls line up. I think they have superior looks for an Oily MP shop. Web pics not totally bullshit like some other shops. Japanese papasan probably doesn't have the best English. LOL However he said to me "See you tomorrow" I don't believe he speaks Thai.

So far I am very happy with my visits to this shop. Probably no PSE stuff though, but good GFE. Prices are a bit high compared to some other shops, but I am willing to pay more for pretty girls. I believe was 2800 Baht for 90 min booking all in price.

I wanted to try Momo shown on web page, but I fear she has gone and won't be returning. Webpage will need update soon as girls ever changing. Lek said she will change her name to Momo so that I will want her. LOL Said they can all be Momo if I like. LOL

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1778578]I would say the pics may be fairly realistic. Lek and Yoko were girls I was considering and look very much like the pics on website. Lek is a saucy attitude girl and looks like her pic exactly. I like her look other than very short and I am tallish. Quite a few new girls there not shown on web site pics.

I have tried both May and Mai. Two different girls. May told me she only works weekends. This time was Mai (not May). Mai has very small tits but nicely shaped. May has silicones but not too bad of a job and pretty face so I could accept that.

If you go past, check out the girls line up. I think they have superior looks for an Oily MP shop. Web pics not totally bullshit like some other shops. Japanese papasan probably doesn't have the best English. LOL However he said to me "See you tomorrow" I don't believe he speaks Thai.

So far I am very happy with my visits to this shop. Probably no PSE stuff though, but good GFE. Prices are a bit high compared to some other shops, but I am willing to pay more for pretty girls. I believe was 2800 Baht for 90 min booking all in price.

I wanted to try Momo shown on web page, but I fear she has gone and won't be returning. Webpage will need update soon as girls ever changing. Lek said she will change her name to Momo so that I will want her. LOL Said they can all be Momo if I like. LOL[/QUOTE]Haha, thanks for the info. Hope they keep updating the website since most other shops don't bother doing so after they get some brand recognition.

I don't think place has been reported earlier, good one. Thankfully, they aren't servicing only Japanese clientele.

After finally getting rid of the bosses, I had the chance to get out Wednesday night. Long week already and I was too tired to do much, so I called Bamboo to make sure they were open and see who was available. Last time I was here, LE had shut them down. Anyway, Cheer was my top choice that was working, so I asked them to wait for me. [URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/cheer/[/URL] 20 minutes later, I arrive to see almost closed doors at 9:45; appeared that I would be last customer. The beautiful mamisan introduced me to Cheer, who did not look nearly as good as her picture, but was acceptable. We went upstairs, and she helped me shower, then started massage. I had upgraded to 1. 5 hour Nuru, but won't again it felt great, but got really sticky after a few minutes. Cheer gave me a surprising effective massage with her ass which actually relieved most of my aching back. Then she gave me BBBJ with COB (mine). After clean you and some DATY (she seemed to enjoy? We went through several positions until I pulled off condom and COB (hers). She was enthusiastic and effective provider, but not the most beautiful. In fact, when she smiled, she looked like one of the giant gods at the what is around town, but in a good way. She certainly is not ugly, has a very nice, tight body, and I would recommend. Total damage was $2600.

Thursday, had more time and energy so went to Nana, and took Noon home from Rainbow. She needs to work on her English, but we had an enjoyable dinner at the hawker stand ordering frog with pepper corns and a corn salad. She scared the hell out of me as she ate the entire branch of pepper corns with a spoonful of hot basal. All I could think about was what that mouth would feel like later! We walked onto hotel and I can confirm that Okuru Prestige is GF friendly. Lovely evening with bath in the room, lots of cuddling, and true GFE. She is very tall, slim, and has wonderful smile. Between drinks for me, lady drink for her, bar fine, and her cost, total damage was close to 3500.

Last night, decided to try Dream Heaven Massage on Soi 26. None of my pre-selected choices were available, but L was there, and looked good. [URL]http://dreamheavenmassage.com/web/team/l[/URL] She does look exactly like her picture, and is a lovely young lady of 23, but looks 19. Performance wasn't nearly as enthusiastic as Cheer, but her beautiful little body and sweet smile and kisses made up for it. She also has about the best tits I've seen, slightly large for her size. Her massage was pointless, but sex was great. She reluctantly gave BBBJ, but I held out for covered sex in multiple positions. Total damage for 1 hour was only 2000 Baht, and she brought different nuru lotion that was much better than Bamboos.

Writing from airport always makes me sad to leave Bangkok, but look forward to next trip.

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Last night, decided to try Dream Heaven Massage on Soi 26. None of my pre-selected choices were available, but L was there, and looked good. [URL]http://dreamheavenmassage.com/web/team/l[/URL] She does look exactly like her picture, and is a lovely young lady of 23, but looks 19. Performance wasn't nearly as enthusiastic as Cheer, but her beautiful little body and sweet smile and kisses made up for it. She also has about the best tits I've seen, slightly large for her size. Her massage was pointless, but sex was great. She reluctantly gave BBBJ, but I held out for covered sex in multiple positions. Total damage for 1 hour was only 2000 Baht, and she brought different nuru lotion that was much better than Bamboos.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I would do the same thing and take the cute one. Elle (L) looks good to me too, so she would have been one of my pre-selected choice if I was working that way. I see Soi 3 Dream Heaven has some apparently nice looking girls too. I know one girl there already (if she is till there).

It's normal I think for shops to show more girls on the web site than what they actually have.

I tried Cheer years ago and just wasn't good looking enough or special enough in any way to make me excited to repeat. So I am a sucker for cuties.

Hi all,

Has anyone had the pleasure of jeeji at Bongkot? I've done some searching and can't find any reviews.

Hi there,

Anyone seen, spoken to or fucked Beer recently, say within last 10 days?

Any comment (PM?) welcome.

Thanks.

DS.

[QUOTE=DaddySan;1781570]Hi there,

Anyone seen, spoken to or fucked Beer recently, say within last 10 days?

Any comment (PM?) welcome.

Thanks.

DS.[/QUOTE]If anyone else has fucked Beer recently? I do find some information sought to be very curious.

[QUOTE=Scorchin;1781600]If anyone else has fucked Beer recently? I do find some information sought to be very curious.[/QUOTE]Maybe the 10 days window gives a clue?

[QUOTE=EdSetra;1781934]Maybe the 10 days window gives a clue?[/QUOTE]Not going down the route of incubation times.......

[QUOTE=EdSetra;1781934]Maybe the 10 days window gives a clue?[/QUOTE]Yeh he wanted to know if she recovered after he may have done her damage, I guess. If I was asking, that would be my reason. Anyway I don't care if that is his reason or not. He may be more shy to say everything than me.

Coming back to the LOS for a visit soon.

Does anyone know where Opor is?