Pattaya Reports

Yuri, very good report, I have been to the Russian / Eastern European club several times, just to look at the former CIS and eastern block beauties that I miss occasionally. They have girls from all over, Ukraine, Moldova, Russia etc. You can get very lucky if you work on one or two several times. I had one from Moldova hook up with me on her day off, she really hated it there, nothing to really write about though. They have to stay until they can pay back a certain amount of money and cover their airline flight. She really wanted to leave and go back home. The atmosphere is not to bad, the food trays are pretty decent, nothing like good olives, but it is what it is to much money for Pattaya, it is for all the ones that don't get to see or f*ck Eastern beauties. I also had issues with girls bothering the F out of me while I was trying to watch or talk to other girls, very pushy. If you want a real massage, not tuggy tuggy, you can goto Jomtien, just south of Pattaya, where I usually stay is on Soi 8 in Jomtien, right across the street they have a great massage parlor (blind) they do a great job, but for a tug tug finish Soi 5 and Soi 6 have these, and it cost between 500 and 1000 baht, depending on the girl and your negotiations.

[QUOTE=Amex Spg;1416498]This is the first lady I ever bothered to take nudes of (I started taking such pics to contribute nudes to 2 message boards).2013 Trip 1 Miss Jane Doe will always hold a special place in my heart.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the detailed report and photos. ; )

I hope to be able to provide a report next month, albeit I expect my activities may be a bit more subdued.

Pardon my ignorance, but you refer to CB numerous times in your narrative, what are you referring to?

IamJohnGalt

[QUOTE=IamJohnGalt; 1416607]you refer to CB numerous times in your narrative, what are you referring to?

IamJohnGalt[/QUOTE]BR (Beach Road) = the original CB (Coconut Bar)

[url]http://www.stickmanweekly.com/StickmanBangkokWeeklyColumn2010/Coconut-Bar-Pattaya.htm[/url]

I recently read a Pattaya (Mail?) newspaper web article that a businessman just opened up a BB (BeerBar / BarBeer) named "Coconut Bar" on Pattaya Klang (Central Pattaya Road).

In the future I'll only refer to BR as that, not as CB since there's now an actual BB called Coconut Bar.

Last night was very frustrating (because I ended up along!) , the girl from Soi 6 I hooked up (I thought I did) I took her for a short time and we seem to enjoy each other company. Of course who can REALLY say?) did not return my call, though she agreed. Maybe (I want to think so) she just had a customer LT in the end of the day. I think I am the only man in Pattaya, who ended up alone in bed. I wish I had a chance to learn from AmEx how he did, but no such luck for me.

So in the morning I decided to exercise other parts of my body than the one I came here to exercise. Google returned a decent suggestion for.

[url]http://www.tonydisco.com/fitness/welcome.html[/url]

But geek like me had to spend a lot of time to learn how to find that place. Those (strange people like me) who walk with their smart phones now can find Tony's fitness center at.

[URL]http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Tonys+fitness+center+so%4012.92714,100.8832&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=41.224889,93.076172&t=m&z=16[/URL]

Stolen from a very informative.

[URL]http://www.farangfriendly.com/pattaya/gyms-fitness-centers[/URL]

, I was there today, but walking on the sun cost me a bad work out (I was so exhausted when I arrived). Now, if you go there, then

1. Take your own towel to clear the sweat (they will rent it for 40Bt)

2. Take / buy your own water before entry (they took 40 Bt for a small bottle)

3. If you need some nourishment (I buy gaderaid at 7/11) , they will be happy to sell you one banana (you guested, right?) for 40 Bt.

4. Take a lock; because if you do not, they will be happy to rent you for. 40Bt. I just pushed my back pack from machine to machine. I talked to other fellow-visitors and there were stealing from the gym, so you do need a lock or you'll carry you rbag along and it is not fun.

BTW, on the way to the Gym on the 3rd street, there was a very nice and cozy facility for 100 Bt per visit with a free towel, etc. The only issue with that facility was that it was not air-conditioned / fanned at all; otherwise, I would work out in that one.

Oh yah, this forum is about girls (not many of them were in that Gym) , so yesterday on Soi6 bars I found a number of girls I wanted to learn more about, but NONE (!) agreed to go for LT before 8 PM. I took two for ST and exhausted my budget for the day (before that I also took my favorite massage girl). With one of Soi 6 girls, we really clicked, we agreed that she would come to my room at 1:30 if I call, and I did call, but. No luck. Walking to the gym at 11 AM, I saw many men enjoying pretty Pattaya girls' company, so am feeling really stupid: probably the only man in the world who could not find a girl in Pattaya. So do not send me for an ice in Alaska, I will show you the way to Gym instead. If there is anyone who can teach poor me, I would be grateful. I am flying out on Sunday morning. And today I am waiting for 8 PM to try my luck in BB (otherwise, to the gym in the early morning!).

[QUOTE=Yuri B;1416746]BTW, on the way to the Gym on the 3rd street, there was a very nice and cozy facility for 100 Bt per visit with a free towel, etc. The only issue with that facility was that it was not air-conditioned / fanned at all; otherwise, I would work out in that one.[/QUOTE]That is my gym. It's called International. I pay 3500 baht / year versus the 8000 that Tony wanted.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1416784]That is my gym. It's called International. I pay 3500 baht / year versus the 8000 that Tony wanted.[/QUOTE]That's a great price, do they have free weights and a squat rack?

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1416788]That's a great price, do they have free weights and a squat rack?[/QUOTE]Yep. Upper body equipment is downstairs and lower body equipment is upstairs.

[QUOTE=Yuri B;1416746]I think I am the only man in Pattaya, who ended up alone in bed. I wish I had a chance to learn from AmEx how he did, but no such luck for me.[/QUOTE]- I have never been able to BF a Soi 6 lady for LT because: a) I couldn't wait until after 8 pm, be) I was too cheap to pay the higher BF of B 500+ for LT, see) the lady would change her mind about going with me for LT, the) I would just get a FL at that point, and / or e) I just go to bed alone (which happened fairly often).

- When you're doing Soi 6 STs, get their phone numbers in the ST room or just ask them discretely in the bar (you don't even have to buy them a LD, though that helps). Then about 11:45 pm, start texting / SMSing 3 to 5 or so of those Soi 6 ladies and offer LT. The first one to meet with you for a FL LT is the lucky lady. The other lady (s) who wanted to do FL LT with you you'll just have to text "I wait for you long time but you not go with me, sorry but now I have lady. You want go with me tomorrow night for long time?" so she's a good (but not guaranteed) candidate for the next night.

- Until 11:45 pm comes, or even before 8 pm, try the BBs on Soi Buakhao or other areas with less tourists / mongers. Drinking Street opens at 6 pm, you could hit up Pattaya Plaza, etc. Fewer tourists / mongers means more ladies ready for a LT customer.

- And of course there's the FLs (especially BR) where what you save on BF / LD you can put towards paying a bit more to the FL for her LT services. And obviously you're doing much better than me at mongering: you're in Pattaya, and I'm not. Happy going.

Maybe I'm spoiled or maybe my eye site is much better then everyone here. I have been in Pattaya for only 1 night, but someone please correct me if I'm wrong. I have been around the world. So far this place has to be the most over rated on quality I have been too. I went through the posts, walked around, went in places, and the best I found was maybe a fugly 5 at most. There are so many she boys in this town, it is just out right the nasty place I have been too in the world.

Someone with top taste, that perfers at least an 8+ provide advice.

Now lets define an 8+. So we are all on the same page. Some hottie that turns almost every head in the place.

I'm really starting to think ISG is being taken over by a bunch of cheap ass, old men that only use this board to save $20 a night on a hotel or to find a $15 hourly gf rate. Quality of reporting around the world really has went down hill over the past 5 years.

I swear, I'm starting to envy older men with really bad eye site. I'm looking forward to having your poor eye site, but not yet in my life! I demand quality still in life. No offense, everyone has their taste. But Can anyone help?

FYI. Stay away from BR and Soi 6. It is not even worth the time to drive by in a taxi. For anyone newbie with quality in mind.

[QUOTE=DRobin; 1416157]On. 9th April, my craving for white skinned ladies (please don't judge me for my weakness for whites) got a surge and found an Hindi Speaking uzbek woman of 30ish [pic attached]. She told her name is "Nagina" and I didn't buy that. But what's in name. She was lousy in bed, tried her mechanical skill to milk me in seconds, however after 15 min and 2 changes of position when her quick milking mission failed to deliver she was begging me to let her give a handjob. It was pissing me off yet I tried my best to keep the hard on. Banged her for another 5 min and ended on her ass.[/QUOTE]Great report. What was the damage for this Uzbek Girl. Are white skinned girls easy to find there? And please enlighten on the prevalent rates.

Ned.

[QUOTE=Dmd Joe; 1417038]I swear, I'm starting to envy older men with really bad eye site. I'm looking forward to having your poor eye site, but not yet in my life!

Can anyone help?[/QUOTE]Try pepper spray / mace!

Long time monger, first time to Pattaya. Going end of this month.

Disclaimer: I've done my due diligence and searched, read and studied reports and all the information out there (at least all the info I found).

Wondering if someone can point me in the right direction in terms of what to do regarding getting my bearings the first night I get there. I'm relatively familiar with the insides of the bars when I get there, as far as I can tell the outside is the sensory overload portion of the matter.

Also, in the recent past, what are the definite do's and the definite don'ts (since I know things have changed in the last few years).

Thanks

[QUOTE=Dmd Joe;1417038]Someone with top taste, that perfers at least an 8+ provide advice. Now lets define an 8+. So we are all on the same page. Some hottie that turns almost every head in the place.[/QUOTE]I think I have pretty high standards as far as girls go. Yet, I don't look for 8"s. Instead I look for solid 7* girls with good attitudes and lo and behold once in a while an 8* girl comes my way. I advise you to do the same. But that said you should definitely try What's Up A Go GO. If you don't find some girls there that turn your head then you are just not into Thai girls and should get on the first jet to Rio, São Paulo or Medellin. Also check out Super Girl, Sapphire, Baccara, Airport, Peppermint, Fahrenheit, and Alcatraz. I believe you will find a lot of very good looking girls in these bars. YMMV - have fun.

[QUOTE=Dmd Joe;1417038]Now lets define an 8+. So we are all on the same page. Some hottie that turns almost every head in the place.[/QUOTE]- I second Natty Bumpo's advice.

- Between 9 pm and 10:30 pm (before the best ones are barfined) check out the line-up at these WS GGs (Walking Street GoGos) : 1) Baccarra (downstairs & upstairs) .2) Superbaby (and maybe Supergirl across from Superbaby) , and 3) What's Up. Be forewarned: sometimes the hottest ladies offer the coldest performances.

- If you still don't see any 8+, might as well just ditch Pattaya and head over to Europe (German FKK Clubs, Prague's Sex Park) or South America (I hear the ladies are lovely in Brazil and Colombia).

[QUOTE=Dmd Joe; 1417038]Maybe I'm spoiled or maybe my eye site is much better then everyone here. I have been in Pattaya for only 1 night, but someone please correct me if I'm wrong. I have been around the world. So far this place has to be the most over rated on quality I have been too. I went through the posts, walked around, went in places, and the best I found was maybe a fugly 5 at most. There are so many she boys in this town, it is just out right the nasty place I have been too in the world.

Someone with top taste, that perfers at least an 8+ provide advice.

Now lets define an 8+. So we are all on the same page. Some hottie that turns almost every head in the place.

I'm really starting to think ISG is being taken over by a bunch of cheap ass, old men that only use this board to save $20 a night on a hotel or to find a $15 hourly gf rate. Quality of reporting around the world really has went down hill over the past 5 years.

I swear, I'm starting to envy older men with really bad eye site. I'm looking forward to having your poor eye site, but not yet in my life! I demand quality still in life. No offense, everyone has their taste. But Can anyone help?

FYI. Stay away from BR and Soi 6. It is not even worth the time to drive by in a taxi. For anyone newbie with quality in mind.[/QUOTE]Well I guess you will get some rants from this report, hehe, talking down Pattaya and all. I am no big Pattaya fan myself but go down there for a day or two as I have a few fellow countrymen living in the area so we meet up every now and then. This 8+ girls of yours will maby not be someone elses 8+ girls and in general 8+ do not come in great numbers into Pattaya (as far as I know). They will for sure not crowd the streets in Pattaya. Where I have occationaly met beautiful girls is in the WS nightclubs. I bet you will see a few 8 girls lets say in Insomnia. I would not know but I am sure you will see them in some GoGo as well.

What I can recomend you is to dive into the more upscale BKK nightlife(saving that extra buck is not important to you it seems). You will also get some rants by doing so probably bcs it is not common practice by the average mongerer. Demo, Narz, Slim&Fix, Route66 are all nightclubs on the upside in Bangkoks nightlife. Not the easiest place to hook up with girls and these places are not common girl pick up places. Some will probably tell you you need to speak Thai in those places but I can only say "nam" in Thai and doing relatively fine as more and more Thai citygirls speak english (but ofcourse with some Thai speaking ability it will be more easy). If you can`t find a 8 or better girl here then you as Natty and Amex tells you should probably head somewhere else bcs then you can not see Thai beauty (we are all different in what we like). But if you can not hook up with beauties back home you will also have problems here as same mechanisms applies. Singapore, Macau, HongKong, Jakarta, Denpasar, Shanghai, Manila (Makati and surroundings have a few good nightclubs) and Beijing should do the trick (just to pick a few places not so far as Europe or South America).

Happy mongering.