Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1785144]I went to The Lord finally, despite living here for awhile. I liked it a lot, too much. I'll go into details in this trip report:

So I'm going to The Lord finally. I want to see what's up with this place. When I get there I see a Rotunda with gorgeous women sitting in the middle. I think they even have a live pianist there too. The Mamasan asks me if it's my first time and I say yes, she shows me a price list with girls between 4-10 k baht, by model category. There were 20 women, and they were all gorgeous, maybe a few who could somehow pass for kind of hot but that may have been because they were sitting next to stunners. No plain / homely looking girls like at the other soapies. I picked one who must have been close to 5'10-5'11 and was just a real stunner overall, pretty intense compared to what I get at the other soapies. As others have reported, the service is great. BBBJ in tub, on bed, multiple positions, lots of enthusiasm, you get the entire 1:30, not sure about multiple pops though. She was an "M" category and cost 5800 baht. There were other girls who cost in the 4000 baht range as well. The mamasan handed me a business-card sized piece of paper with prices for each of the model categories.

Oh one last thing, the girls seemed to be pretty pleasant and eager to be picked, unlike at some other soapies where they seem worn out. These girls were mostly all leaning in and making direct eye contact while I was choosing. Nice to see they are very service oriented and they aren't shunning a majority of their customers like is really common at other soapies, where only about 20-40% seem to be interested in working.

So I will be back, not sure when as it is pricey. I can do the lord every day and still have spending money at the end of the day but The Lord would put me into debt LOL. Will have to be a special treat I guess. I'm wondering if I can just meet the girls there outside of that place for P4P as that may be way cheaper and the value of the women's looks and services there is amazing.

So, regarding the pricing. You should have seen some for 4000 baht. Not sure why not, and it sounds like the pricing.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your report and the pricing update. Your description of the place and the girls is right on. I had a great time there, but it appears that I was price gauged by an asshole papasan. Here is a comparative price list of Copa Cabana, a sister bordello under the Lord Group.

Service charge.

Code Category Time Service fees.

3 digits Plain 1 hour 30 minutes THB 2100.

V Plain 1 hour 30 minutes THB 2700.

S Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 3200.

RR Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 3700.

Q Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 4200.

M Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 4700.

L Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 5700.

X Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 6700.

XL Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 7200.

I would expect the Lord to be more expensive than Copa Cabana being that it is the flagship and most upscale of the group. Your M Category girl was 5800 bt which is within my price expectations for the Lord. I, on the other hand was charged 6000 bt for a "RR" category girl so it is obvious by the pricing model above and your experience that I was gouged. Its all my own fault. I suspected as much at the time and I tried to get rid of the asshole papasan. Failing to dump his sorry ass, I should have walked out. Oh well, I can live with the rip off. If time allows I may go back to the Lord with the Copa Cabana price list in my pocket and demand to see a price list if I am again confronted with hyper corrupt pricing. It will be interesting to see what happens. It is hard to believe that the Lord Management would consciously allow customers to be treated as I was in their flagship bordello. The papasan in question should be fired or at the very least severely reprimanded.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1785144]So I'm going to The Lord finally. I want to see what's up with this place. When I get there I see a Rotunda with gorgeous women sitting in the middle. I think they even have a live pianist there too. The Mamasan asks me if it's my first time and I say yes, she shows me a price list with girls between 4-10 k baht, by model category. There were 20 women, and they were all gorgeous, maybe a few who could somehow pass for kind of hot but that may have been because they were sitting next to stunners. No plain / homely looking girls like at the other soapies. I picked one who must have been close to 5'10-5'11 and was just a real stunner overall, pretty intense compared to what I get at the other soapies. As others have reported, the service is great. BBBJ in tub, on bed, multiple positions, lots of enthusiasm, you get the entire 1:30, not sure about multiple pops though. She was an "M" category and cost 5800 baht. There were other girls who cost in the 4000 baht range as well. The mamasan handed me a business-card sized piece of paper with prices for each of the model categories.

Oh one last thing, the girls seemed to be pretty pleasant and eager to be picked, unlike at some other soapies where they seem worn out. These girls were mostly all leaning in and making direct eye contact while I was choosing. Nice to see they are very service oriented and they aren't shunning a majority of their customers like is really common at other soapies, where only about 20-40% seem to be interested in working.[/QUOTE]That's funny. Yes I would say none of the girls were average looking. Yet when I went to The Lord, and there were 15+ girls, I only really liked one or two at all. The rest were too artificial looking for my taste. The best couple appeared to have been chosen already. I certainly did not feel that all were desirable. I guess my taste is different.

Today in Tesco-Lotus I saw a tall Isaan girl close to 170, quite dark skin. Very beautiful face with slightly up-turned nose of perfection. Nice full ass in tight bicycle shorts or whatever they are called. Strong legs but not too thick. Almost Slim overall but not too skinny in any way. If she was available, I would not be able to pass her up. Very hard to drag my eyes away from her. Saw 3 or 4 other really good looking girls in same supermarket, not quite stunning, but none had a really fake look. Rather natural cuties with a little make up. I struggle to find girls this good looking in any MP. I have left La Belle plenty of times without picking a girl, Nataree a few times, and The Lord, twice now without picking a girl. If a girl was really stunning for me, I would not mind a high price. However I seem to struggle to find them. I will try the Lord again, however I think the girls possibly try to look too sophisticated like a western girl (which does not really work for me) and the Opps spoil the looks. There is little doubt each place will have a few stunners, if you actually get lucky to be there at the right time and find them available, which is not easy. Same goes for Amsterdam which was my favourite Soapy. It's a bit closer and a bit less pricey so a bit more convenient to go look in.

On other hand, I know a very cheap cutie that is almost bound to be available nearly all the time, merely because girls at her shop are expected to have big tits. So I can have her 3 times for each stunner in a high end soapy. So the soapy girl really needs to be super special to get me in.

I am pretty sure I like a more exotic look rather than sophisticated look. e.g. Interpreter Miss Missandei in Game of Thrones. Sweet but hot. Miranda would also do just fine. I guess my tall Isaan girl spotted today reminded me of Missandei. Obviously I exaggerate a little. She could not be quite that stunning. I was too shy to brazenly take her picture.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1776698]Yes, the tequila they have at the bars is just atrocious. My lady and her friends do the bottle service at Ibar and like making each other do shots of the stuff. I had a few shots one night and woke up with the worst hangover of the trip! Even Jose Cuervo would be a step up from the swill they serve.[/QUOTE]My impression is that the lady shots of tequila are not the same as the stuff they give you. Of course, the stuff they give you is not very good, but it would seem either that the lady shots are mostly water, or they have a high tolerance for alcohol.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;1785600]My impression is that the lady shots of tequila are not the same as the stuff they give you. Of course, the stuff they give you is not very good, but it would seem either that the lady shots are mostly water, or they have a high tolerance for alcohol.[/QUOTE]In my favourite bars, the lady Tequilas and customer tequilas are the same but lady glass maybe less full. It varies from bar to bar. Dollhouse has different tequilas for customers. In Crazy House the girls are (can be) getting quite drunk on a combination of Tequilas and "Yaa Dong". The later is served outside the front of the shop.

Tequila is not my favourite drink, by any means, and I rarely partake. So if you don't like their tequila, drink something else. I need Tequilas that work properly for girls as a leg-opener. Some girls are a bit too shy before 2 or 3 tequilas loosen them up, and put them in a less controlled mood. At Crazy House the Tequilas work okay With the girls. Need to avoid girls that have had too many though. Some girls don't need any. Varies.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;1785600]My impression is that the lady shots of tequila are not the same as the stuff they give you. Of course, the stuff they give you is not very good, but it would seem either that the lady shots are mostly water, or they have a high tolerance for alcohol.[/QUOTE]On my last trip my wingman bought a round of tequila shots, two for us and two for the girls and the waitress brought them all out on one tray and left the tray without trying to give the girls a certain shot glass.

Today I have been for the first time to a massage parlor (Meree in Petchburi road, near Ekkamai intersection). I arrived there about 5 pm and was quoted those prices: 2100/2400/3000. Maybe was too early in the afternoon but the choice was quite bad, there were about 30 girls available and I picked a 2100 one (number 66) as there was almost no difference in looks with the other girls.

As said, her looks were decent from afar but a 5 at most up close (both in face and body). Service on the other hand was acceptable, comparable to what you may get in some oily massage in Soi 24/1 or so (actually better than average BBBJ but no CIM).

Also looks like it's mandatory to order and pay for drinks along with tipping the waitress and the guy at the car park on the way out. (as I am against the Tipping concept altogether I didn't like it much).

In the end facing the traffic is not worth it for me even if I live quite close. If like today the choice is poor I don't feel like spending one more hour driving to go somewhere else.

Will be coming to Bangkok in a couple days and I was looking for some recommendations. I have read some reports on the board and a lot of them seem conflicting. I am looking for pretty girls with large chests (natural or not). Does not need to be FS if girl is a looker.

I have read a lot about Mitu. Has anyone been recently? Do the girls there fit my requirements?

[QUOTE=Francesco24;1786211]Today I have been for the first time to a massage parlor (Meree in Petchburi road, near Ekkamai intersection). I arrived there about 5 pm and was quoted those prices: 2100/2400/3000. Maybe was too early in the afternoon but the choice was quite bad, there were about 30 girls available and I picked a 2100 one (number 66) as there was almost no difference in looks with the other girls.

As said, her looks were decent from afar but a 5 at most up close (both in face and body). Service on the other hand was acceptable, comparable to what you may get in some oily massage in Soi 24/1 or so (actually better than average BBBJ but no CIM).

Also looks like it's mandatory to order and pay for drinks along with tipping the waitress and the guy at the car park on the way out. (as I am against the Tipping concept altogether I didn't like it much).

In the end facing the traffic is not worth it for me even if I live quite close. If like today the choice is poor I don't feel like spending one more hour driving to go somewhere else.[/QUOTE]Possibly a bit early for best selection. 18.30 might be closer to optimal. I managed to find an OK. looking girl on my visit to Evita or Meree I forget which, too long ago. However certainly no stunners in a lower class place.

Difficult to see their figures when sitting and clothes on. Traffic is difficult. I would not drive there myself.

Drinks waitresses possibly do not get paid so live off tips. Bangkok Cosy used to OK long ago but closed. Better you go to Ratchada soapies I reckon. Try Nataree or Copa Cabana or more up market Amsterdam. Can use MRT to get to vicinity.

[QUOTE=Francesco24;1786211]Today I have been for the first time to a massage parlor (Meree in Petchburi road, near Ekkamai intersection). I arrived there about 5 pm and was quoted those prices: 2100/2400/3000. Maybe was too early in the afternoon but the choice was quite bad, there were about 30 girls available and I picked a 2100 one (number 66) as there was almost no difference in looks with the other girls.

As said, her looks were decent from afar but a 5 at most up close (both in face and body). Service on the other hand was acceptable, comparable to what you may get in some oily massage in Soi 24/1 or so (actually better than average BBBJ but no CIM).

Also looks like it's mandatory to order and pay for drinks along with tipping the waitress and the guy at the car park on the way out. (as I am against the Tipping concept altogether I didn't like it much).

In the end facing the traffic is not worth it for me even if I live quite close. If like today the choice is poor I don't feel like spending one more hour driving to go somewhere else.[/QUOTE]That area of town hosts a few other "end of the line" MPs. The names escape me because it has been years since I have gone to one. You will get a lot better looking provider for the same price range on Ratchada Rd.

Can Cam had a good line up today of maybe 15 girls in the early evening. Soi 24/1. Choice difficult as 3 or 4 were good enough for my taste. Several girls had nose jobs but not as a high a percentage as Addict. Some nose jobs were acceptable and some not.

I took Lay (HA HA) due to her cute face. She was a nice fun firl. Not the tighest pussy but a nice soft feel. She got carried away with the DATY, so very wet. Can take cock well and not scared.

My 4th girl at this shop and was good GFE for me. No pornstar. I now have a success rate if 3 out of 4 at this shop.

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1786663]That area of town hosts a few other "end of the line" MPs. The names escape me because it has been years since I have gone to one. You will get a lot better looking provider for the same price range on Ratchada Rd.[/QUOTE]Avita (aka Evita) is across the street from Meree. I used to frequent these places quite a bit, but not in the last five years. Back then they had happy hour specials (maybe still do) that back then brought the rate down to around 1300 baht for girls in the fishbowl, and around 1600-1800 for those outside. And the quality wasn't bad at all, at least looking at the better girls there.

But the rates clearly are higher now, although I suspect that assuming they still have happy hour during the afternoon the prices are probably less then than those quoted by Francisco. And perhaps the quality is not as good these days given this seems to be a general trend throughout Bangkok likely reflecting changes in the economy, the law of supply and demand and perhaps the availability of other non-commissionable options for the girls such as the use of social media to find clients.

Long-time lurker needs advice. I have four nights in Bangkok in a few weeks and want to make the most of it. What I'm looking for comes from my first visit to BKK earlier this year, when I visited Tulip. She told me her name was Bia- sorta thick cutie. Offered BBBJ, A-level service, multiple pops. When we were showering after, I kissed her and said something stupid in her ear. She told me "Love make me horny" and went down on her knees one more time. For my first time it was pretty amazing, and my only fear is I'll be chasing that elusive first high.

So here's where I'm at- definitely planning a return trip to Tulip, but I also want to try some new oilies. A few places in mind- Addict, Mango, Candy, Snow White all sound pretty good from what I've seen here. I know I can't expect every time to be perfect, but what I'm looking for is (I think) simple- BJ, DATY, multiple pops. A-level is nice and I'd like to kiss her. My question: I understand A+ varies by lady, but can I expect the others as standards at the oilies? Are there specific places I'm sure to find what I'm looking for? Oh, and if I could find a squirter I'd probably die of happiness.

What I don't want is to end up at a one-pop shop with a lady who won't let me kiss the kitty. Had that experience at a soapy in Chiang Mai later in the trip and was entirely underwhelmed. Too little time for that.

Hi there,

Was in Bangkok a couple of days ago for a short layover.

Wanted to have a session with Ja from Bamboo, however when I called I got the information that she will be not work for one month or so.

Of course, the Mamasan tried to "marketing" her other girls, well, I thought at least give it a try. ! When I arrived, around 5 girls where around, the only one who caught my attention was Ice.

I told the Mamasan clearly that I want have good service and no drama, as only one shot seems to be included we agreed that I will leave a tip if things work out well (also includes additional shots).

So we went up to the room, quick shower and started with massage, Ice is a nice girl, well, not bad looking but I always impressed what is possible with photoshop after I checked her pics on the website!

As character counts as well, so all in all the right choice. During the massage Ice recognized that I like to get touched on my anus, so she paid special attention in that area, which resulted that the first round.

Ended up with an amazing hand job, I am kneeing on the bed, she behind me, one finger in my anus, the other hand rubbing my dick, it was remarkable.

Shower another massage session, again she played with my anus, gave me a nice rimming session, not shy at all, then she switched to oral, again one finger in my anus. She finished with me nicely whilst I came in her mouth.

She took it all, no hurry. After that, we had a shower together.

I total I spend 50 min in the room, felt very released and pleased afterwards. Gave her 500 tip and did not regret at all. For a short release exactly what I was looking for. Be nice to her.

BTW, suggest you to use the Lotus Massage instead of Oil (much more convenient).

Cheers,

Elmer

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Just leaving from a 2 hour session with Benz at Snow White. Only my 2nd time at Snow White and both experiences were good. Benz is 34, 165 cm tall and 50 kg (2 of which she claims are in her tits). She's got pretty good body. Slim enough, very good boob job. Big but not outrageous for her frame, nice ass but more flat than I like. Pretty enough face as well with minimal makeup.

She definitely comes under the perfect GFE category. She was friendly, smiling, laughing, talkative (mostly in Thai) and gave me everything that I wanted. She started with an oily slippery slide up and down my body taking advantage of her tits. "This will make you horny", she said. Right, she was. Then she moved down for a really good deepthroat blowjob. Right to the bone.

That went one for 10 minutes until I asked for 69 and played with her pussy and ass. She took my finger up her ass without complaint or comment. I did not fuck her ass this session but pretty sure it was available. After 69, I ate her out and see guided me on where to put my tongue and fingers. She did not let me stop until she came. Interesting that her pleasure became paramount while I'm the customer but that was part of the GFE and I was quite into it.

We eventually got around to fucking almost 1 hour into the session. No way we were going to use the 3 condoms she put on the bed at that pace. Vigorous missionary and soft cowgirl in the exact position I like. I came twice from her cowgirl fucking. Second fuck was very quick. Just kissing and rubbing to get me hard and then she mounted me and fucked me like I showed her the first time.

2 hours up. Shower, exchange LINE contacts and off I go. I will certainly repeat.

Nana at Mango.

It has been a while to go to Mango.

Some girls are gone and some girls are new.

I picked Nana who is new girl just worked 3 days.

She said she worked at Taniya (The Japanese Karaoke Town at silom) for 13 years.

So she is very good at Japanese.

Her English was so so not bad.

Her face is OK. Not ugly.

She got 1 kid. But her body was not bad.

Boobs were A cup not that shaggy.

She got slim firm body.

We had shower together. Nothing unusual.

Then came to the bed and started game.

She was good at BJ. Of course BBBJ and DT.

I could feel her throat. It was nice.

She is new so she did not know how to Body to Body.

It was OK to me. I am not keen on Body to Body.

I asked rim job. She did well. And I asked her to suck my toes and feet. She did well too.

It really turned me on.

After oral skills, we had main game.

Started cow girl and ended at missionary.

It was good.

After short washing mine, massage time.

Honestly, she was not that good at massage.

But we don't go to oily because of massage, right?

Then BJ and cat bath again.

This time I asked her CIM.

Accidentally she swallowed some.

But she did not care much.

I asked she was OK. She said it was OK.

And to my surprise she said she can eat all.

Wow.

And she said she can do anal.

But she said it depends on size.

Haha.

This time I did not try anal. I am not keen on anal either.

Totally, she was OK and funny.

Her skills was good. Especially sucking toes. I like that.