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[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1562208]will be hittin Rio and Belo from June 13 and from August 1-prdictably my gdp friends all return to work June 12 from vacations![/QUOTE]A report / update on the walk-ups scene in Belo would be great if you are interested in cheap end as I am. It would be nice to know it hasn't suffered the same price-ratcheting as VM.
[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1562208]I'm going to start a collection thread to bribe Jubby to leave this forum.[/QUOTE]You can call it "Jubby's Jive Talking".
[QUOTE=SaxManYardie;1562297]. Get home and start researching my options and realize it's f'in Labor Day here. Ughh WTF. Everything shuts down on Labor day. Ok there's got to be options. Someone on the boards says VM. Ahh no thanks. Many have had ok experiences there, but the idea of people pissing, vomiting and shitting in the street where I'm going to find ass just rubs me wrong.[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting. FYI nobody is vomiting or shitting in the streets of VM.
I wish you better luck today.
[QUOTE=Mangera; 1561828]I appreciate how you explained your wealth, your ticket purchase, and your attempt at a question about Rio. I will share with you how I was able to attain the funds to make my trip to Rio a reality. It all started back in the 80's when I bought my first Monopoly board game. I learned about finances to the point, that I decided I wanted to buy a building in Rio, and name it after one of the properties from the board game (Atlantic Avenue would have been perfect in Copa). During that process of attaining funds in $UK, I ended up doing some time in prison. However, thanks to the "Get out of Jail" card I pulled out of my bunda, I was able to get out in time to enjoy my wealth and make my trip to the City of God and make my purchase of the building located in Leblon (Park Place).
Oy yea, and one more thing. If anyone asks you if this story is true, just tell them that you trust and believe your source. BTW, UniCorns really do exist. I know that for a fact because a Leprechaun once told me so. Geez![/QUOTE]I don't know if you just told me a great joke or a true story. However, I wish you all the best buddy.
[quote=sperto;1562095]the name of this thread is "rio de janeiro reports", the thread "jubby's fantasy wealth" must be another thread. how difficult can it be to understand that absolutely nobody on this forum has any interest at all whether you are rich or not. we are interested in mongering. if you want to impress somebody with your imaginary wealth, impress the ladies and not us.[/quote]i really like you as a buddy who help us inform with so much info. however, sometimes you sound so abnormal with your rules of speech on this forum. do you think a person who's horney and travel 3k-7k miles to have a good time, as well as put up with hotel cost will put up with your rules. please wake up buddy. it's a free world and to each his own. please stop being a tourist police for brasil. i only come here to enjoy after i make millions of dollars. is that satisfy you?
[quote=jubby007;1562816]i really like you as a buddy who help us inform with so much info. however, sometimes you sound so abnormal with your rules of speech on this forum. do you think a person who's horney and travel 3k-7k miles to have a good time, as well as put up with hotel cost will put up with your rules. please wake up buddy. it's a free world and to each his own. please stop being a tourist police for brasil. i only come here to enjoy after i make millions of dollars. is that satisfy you?[/quote]it's not about rules when somebody tells you to wake up and understand that nobody is interested in your millionaire stories that you repeatedly gives us.
[QUOTE=Christopherd;1562413]A report / update on the walk-ups scene in Belo would be great if you are interested in cheap end as I am. It would be nice to know it hasn't suffered the same price-ratcheting as VM.[/QUOTE]I think that still Hotel Brilhante and Novo Hotel in BH are the similar places to the Sampa trash buildings.
We call them fast fuck places!
[QUOTE=SaxManYardie; 1562297]This is my first time posting to this board so feel free to give me any pointers if you have any constructive thoughts. I've been a member for a while and read things from time to time and have seen enough people complain about how nobody posts anything helpful anymore. I've been officially guilited in to it so here goes. (FYI. This is long so you can skim or skip over to the end if you'd like. Sorry. Just a lot of detail ahead)
First time back in Rio since 2009. Too damn Long, oh how I've missed you.
We grab a cab and are back at my apt in no time. We're on our way up she hands me her phone to show me something. I had a feeling I shouldn't take it because I had other shit in my hand and was trying to get situated. And of course what happens I drop her iPHone 5S. Fuck. She gives me this "you fucking moron" look. (which I fully deserved). Ughh. I thought to myself. This night is ruined. Whatever. But she took it in stride. Good for her. She punched me playfully in the stomach and I apologized profusely and we moved past it. (though I could see she was a little annoyed). Anyway we get to my room and she requests Tina Turner. (what? Random, but oK. My music library is extensive. So I got you). She starts to do a little strip dance. Which I was impressed by. It was kinda hot. The belt comes off the shirt comes off (I was skeptical because the shirt was baggy and you never know what's going on under that ). But she was pretty fit. You done good sir you done good. Her body was nice. Let's were gorgeous (even though there was a little hair up above the skirt line (most women don't regularly shave up that far, I hate hair, but usually up that far it's ok, however it was blond and her hair was black. Weird) whatever. So she keeps dancing and removes everyhting but the shoes and panties. Well done. She undresses me and we kiss each other all over. She makes her way to my crotch and asks for a condom (many of you guys are saying to yourself no. LOL. Shit I forgot to discuss this with her before finalizing the deal. But honestly I'm not that big on head and CBJ is not a big deal for me, I protest a bit but say F'it.). Didn't matter at all. That shit was great. She knows her way with her mouth. We get down to it and she's great. Let's me know what she wants and in no time is waking my neighbors. I finish up and am thoroughly satisfied. However I did notice a tinge of an odor. Fuck. I hate that shit. It's happened with women before pro and non pro. So I don't think anything of it. But still unsettling every time. (I'm a neat and clean freak). I ask her for a picture and she says no. (fail : I should have negotiated that before. Lesson learned). We clean up and I send her on her way.
All in all not a bad experience. Sex was good. She had a little attitude, but honestly not more than I would normally deal with in a girl. Just got to have patience I guess (and not drop her phone. Stupid). I've got a few more days in Rio so I'll continue to post more. 4x4. Watch out you're in trouble tonight.[/QUOTE]Great report on Barbarellas. I've been in there twice and never made the program. R370 plus cab fair and drinks? Seems high but I remember that place always being on the high end and that is why I always walked away. But at least you got laid. Too bad about the covered BJ. I can't wait to get back to Rio. It's been too long.
[QUOTE=AltoBomGosto; 1563160]I think that still Hotel Brilhante and Novo Hotel in BH are the similar places to the Sampa trash buildings.
We call them fast fuck places![/QUOTE]I must get round to sampling the Sampa fast fuck trash.
[QUOTE=Jubby007;1562810]I don't know if you just told me a great joke or a true story. However, I wish you all the best buddy.[/QUOTE]Clearly a man of high intelligence and insight.
[QUOTE=SaxManYardie; 1562297]This is my first time posting to this board so feel free to give me any pointers if you have any constructive thoughts. I've been a member for a while and read things from time to time and have seen enough people complain about how nobody posts anything helpful anymore. I've been officially guilited in to it so here goes. (FYI. This is long so you can skim or skip over to the end if you'd like. Sorry. Just a lot of detail ahead)
First time back in Rio since 2009. Too damn Long, oh how I've missed you.[/QUOTE]Nice post!
[QUOTE=Bubba Boy;1563384]Hey Sperto, just send a message to Jackson and he will nuke this nuisance. RE: Jubby[/QUOTE]I alread told immigration at GIG not to let Jubby in. Hes carrying a million US $ in Reais all in his mind.
Thought I would check out what was going on in BA 80, which is supposed to be the new BA 85. The building has 8 floors and a proper solid staircase similar to the one found in Uruguaiana 24. There is one room per floor and the only rooms open were on floors 2, 4 and 8 with only a few girls in each one. Depending on the floor, prices were R$ 47 for 20 minutes. Only found one attractive girl on the 4th floor, but didn't go for it. Looks like it is just getting started here, and looking forward to checking it out next year.
That's a very precise amount. Is it R$3 tip or for the camisinha?
[QUOTE=Kojak1;1563799]Thought I would check out what was going on in BA 80, which is supposed to be the new BA 85. The building has 8 floors and a proper solid staircase similar to the one found in Uruguaiana 24. There is one room per floor and the only rooms open were on floors 2, 4 and 8 with only a few girls in each one. Depending on the floor, prices were R$ 47 for 20 minutes. Only found one attractive girl on the 4th floor, but didn't go for it. Looks like it is just getting started here, and looking forward to checking it out next year.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GatodMeiaIdade;1564433]That's a very precise amount. Is it R$3 tip or for the camisinha?[/QUOTE]Didn't get that far to find out. Usually in the trash places, the price quoted is before the camisinha as most bring their own.