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[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2558897]Cheaper to put up statues of fake heroes than traffic lights.
Confuse the hell out of gringos, get them lost so Policia Municipal can cash in.
Promote business for auto body shops.
Increase accidents for dumb, fat women drivers for population control.[/QUOTE]That is damn funny. And quite accurate.
[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2553469]Well looks like phord called out babe mag and sent him running into hiding again.[/QUOTE]Speaking of running and hiding, baxturd, I haven't seen ya boy PhlimPlam around lately. He must really want that government pension. ROFL. Speaking of missing links, I haven't seen ya boy ScatManDon't around lately, either.
[QUOTE=Jackie888;2559888]Love can be cruel.[/QUOTE]Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.
[QUOTE=BabeMagnet;2560371]Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.[/QUOTE]Heartbroken. I assume that she will no longer be working. If she continues to work, you should be jumping for joy as now you can tell her to get it her fiancé whenever she hits you up for emergency money.
Babe,
Look at the bright side.
Every time her fiancee pisses her off, you will get a few hot revenge sessions with her gratis.
[QUOTE=BabeMagnet;2560371]Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yah I feel in love a few times in the zona, it allways ended badly with me brome and seeing the love of my life going with other men to have sex. It hurt me a lot, but I still came back LOL.
[QUOTE=Jackie888;2560487]Heartbroken. I assume that she will no longer be working. If she continues to work, you should be jumping for joy as now you can tell her to get it her fianc whenever she hits you up for emergency money.[/QUOTE]After further review, based on the suddenness of the engagement and judging from the looks of the thick-neck Neanderthal she's engaged to, I'm guessing she's knocked up (hope it's not mine). So, I'm figuring in about 10 or 12 months, she'll be shaking her ass in some bar supporting his lazy ass while he stays home with his "anchor baby" and spends her money. That's usually about how it goes.
She hooked me up with her sister as a consolation prize. I have a date with her Friday night. Will be interesting to see how this turns out. If she's any good, I'm going to try to get them both in the sack together next weekend.
I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.
[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;2561571]I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.[/QUOTE]Oh shit, the Clammer is back!
[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;2561571]I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.[/QUOTE]Babe. Only 'freebie' you ever got is from your own hand. But even it is going to start asking you for donations soon.
[QUOTE=Ctytek;2561605]Babe. Only 'freebie' you ever got is from your own hand. But even it is going to start asking you for donations soon.[/QUOTE]The fucked a few dozen putas and a handful of civies in Tijuana the past 10 years and not once have a paid a single peso. I don't expect most of you guys to believe me but the guys that know me on this board know that this is true.
Anyhow, looks like this forum has really spiraled downward since the last time I logged on. You know why? Because this board needs me to weed out all the bullshit. Without me, the bullshitters go on unabated. Everything I write is 100% true, and every single attempt to prove me wrong has failed miserably every single time. Now back to stupid shit:
DayDreamerCrist, LOL. What a joke. Let's not forget his famous line "they don't get sanctioned, they just don't get paid as much. " If you don't even know the definition of word, don't step and and debate me. He daydreams what his policies would be if he as HK manager, then reporting his daydreams as fact. Do you guys not realize they don't keep track of the chicas arribas? The clipboard guy logs the puta's name when she goes up, and then checks her off when she returns. That's it. They don't collect the hand written chicken-scratch clipboard sheets at the end of the week, then reconcile them to keep a count of each puta's arribas. Putas don't have a bar code to scan, nor a unique identifying number. They just state a name to the clipboard guy. Any name they wish. And many putas share the same name. So it's impossible to keep an accurate count of a puta's arribas. Therefore, it is impossible for a sliding scale quota to exist. Dcrist is reporting his daydreams as fact.
And the Captain. Wow. He once stated that HK pre-covid usually had about 65 putas to choose from on a weekend. Only missed the real number by about 400. Then when lambasted by several members, he proceeds to deny he ever wrote it, apparently not realizing that every forum has a scroll down feature in which everyone can see what every member wrote in the past. Not to mention when a poster proposed that a band of mongers form an armed mercenary strike force to rescue a fellow monger who was being held by the Federali's in a Mexico City prison, the Captain erupted, pleading that Mexico is a close USA Ally and that such an incident could provoke international tensions. The Captain didn't realize it was an obvious joke. That's his mental state.
ScatMan. Where do we start? First, he's proven he doesn't know the difference between evidence and hearsay. Because no evidence of any ficha quota has every been post on any forum, ever. Such a loser in life he can only afford the most disgusting crack walkers. He once bragged about how he was getting these toothless crack walker threesomes for bargain prices, boasting of getting to kiss one while the other was sucking his dick. Seriously, he's bragging about kissing these walkers who probably haven't showered or brushed their tooth in weeks? And what about the time he wanted to find out what exchange rate was offered at the duty free shop? He proposed sending a monger there to buy a bottle of tequila and calculate the rate. When I suggested "why not just ask an employee" he goes off and says that a customer would be way out of line by asking the exchange rate.
PhordPhan. He insults BabeMagnet by calling him "PendejoMagnet" then he immediately proceeds to engage him. LOL! I give him credit, he was right!
DramaFree. He still can't get over how I completely humiliated him a couple years ago, and will basically back up anybody that is arguing with me, no matter how stupid (ScatMan) he is.
I've got a lot of catch up posts to make since I've been gone for a couple months. Will be writing some stuff shortly.
[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;2561710]The fucked a few dozen putas and a handful of civies in Tijuana the past 10 years and not once have a paid a single peso. I don't expect most of you guys to believe me but the guys that know me on this board know that this is true.
Anyhow, looks like this forum has really spiraled downward since the last time I logged on. You know why? Because this board needs me to weed out all the bullshit. Without me, the bullshitters go on unabated. Everything I write is 100% true, and every single attempt to prove me wrong has failed miserably every single time. Now back to stupid shit:
DayDreamerCrist, LOL. What a joke. Let's not forget his famous line "they don't get sanctioned, they just don't get paid as much. " If you don't even know the definition of word, don't step and and debate me. He daydreams what his policies would be if he as HK manager, then reporting his daydreams as fact. Do you guys not realize they don't keep track of the chicas arribas? The clipboard guy logs the puta's name when she goes up, and then checks her off when she returns. That's it. They don't collect the hand written chicken-scratch clipboard sheets at the end of the week, then reconcile them to keep a count of each puta's arribas. Putas don't have a bar code to scan, nor a unique identifying number. They just state a name to the clipboard guy. Any name they wish. And many putas share the same name. So it's impossible to keep an accurate count of a puta's arribas. Therefore, it is impossible for a sliding scale quota to exist. Dcrist is reporting his daydreams as fact.[/QUOTE]Honestly I am glad you are back. Compared to L. M and Rog. You are a genius. I do give you credit, you occasionally write trip reports and you are with girls. Glad your back.
I found this video of Clam making his grand arrival back to ISG-Stupid Shit Tijuana.
[URL]https://youtu.be/WH54auk02KI[/URL]
Clam is a tough street kid. After short changing and hiding from his suppliers a few months, faithfully dating a free civie, Ms. Rosie Palm, Clam is back swinging a baseball bat at everyone. Clam keeps arguing about inconsequential issues again and again, but nobody pays attention to him. That really hurts Clam's feelings. Clam just hates everyone in ISG hehe.
Clam cannot count worth a damn and he has problems with numbers. ISG bros are a lot smarter than Clam and they can count. HK Club never had 465 girls in house any night even in the busiest times, not even now with square footage doubled. There was no way anyone can pack in 465 girls plus typically 600 to 900 guys into the old club. 1,500 people would require a room the size of 4 Boeing 747 put together with people packed in tight, sitting in their seats, shoulder to shoulder, hip to hip, like sardine cans, no bars, no furniture, no stages, no strip shows, not moving, not walking around drinking, slapping butts. Clam has to be utterly stupid to think the old HK club was larger than 4 Boeing 747's hehe.
Clam obviously cannot count. He probably does not even know how many dick he has, or if it's still there. He also inflates his civie and bar freebies count from a big zero to a triple figure hehe.
A few world-renown psychiatrists actually follow these crazy posts in ISG. I think the US government wants to monitor the mental states of horny guys for whatever purposes. They may have dealt with symptoms associated with bipolar, delusional schizophrenics. I have seen a couple cases, people who cannot differentiate fantasies from realities, like Clam's 465 bar girls plus 900 guys packed tight into old HK club, or Clam's dozens civie and bar freebies hehe.
[QUOTE=BabeMagnet;2560621]After further review, based on the suddenness of the engagement and judging from the looks of the thick-neck Neanderthal she's engaged to, I'm guessing she's knocked up (hope it's not mine). So, I'm figuring in about 10 or 12 months, she'll be shaking her ass in some bar supporting his lazy ass while he stays home with his "anchor baby" and spends her money. That's usually about how it goes.
She hooked me up with her sister as a consolation prize. I have a date with her Friday night. Will be interesting to see how this turns out. If she's any good, I'm going to try to get them both in the sack together next weekend.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=DramaFree11;2561745]Honestly I am glad you are back. Compared to L. M and Rog. You are a genius. I do give you credit, you occasionally write trip reports and you are with girls. Glad your back.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I haven't written any trip reports Mr. I've been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. You're such a joke and sucking up to Clam will get you nowhere.