Excellent, then weird: 268St Kilda Rd
Visiting family in Melbourne and I think this was my first visit to a Melbourne massage joint, unless I'd been years ago and forgotten. Regular visitor to massage and FS places in other cities though.
Went for a walk up St Kilda Rd, found a suitably dodgy looking place. Went in. Immediately heard Mandarin. Middle age PRC receptionist $60 for 45 minutes. Nobody wearing masks, which suits me as I've been vaccinated 3 times.
Go into room. Quite attractive 20-something PRC girl enters, wearing (though not for long!) a green dress. As I had not visited a massage place in Melbourne before, I'm a bit unsure of the underpants situation, but she tells me to take them off. Start with quite a good and relaxing massage; would be worth going there just for that. After a while, well before the 45 minutes is up, get me to turn over. Suggests a $50 HJ. Negotiate a $50 HJ, minus her green dress and underwear.
She's really hot with her clothes off. Starts with an excellent hand job. Prostate massage. Ball stroking Sticks her finger up my butt while continuing the HJ, which was quite a pleasant surprise. This continues until (as I was later to find out by checking the clock at the end) about 10 minutes before my 45 minutes is up and about 45 seconds before, had things gone to plan, I would have blown my load. But then she stops and says I'm taking a long time and asks for another $20. I basically say WTF? And she agrees to continue, but wants the $50 now, not at the end. I would have been happy enough to give her the $50 at the start, or at the end, but in the middle? We've now wasted several minutes talking about it and I'm rapidly getting simultaneously irritated and confused. After talking about it, she finally continues for about 2 more minutes.
45 minutes is up and she stops. I'm quite irritated by the sorry situation, so instead of getting dressed I open the door while bollock naked and call the middle age receptionist in. I explain to the receptionist what happened using a combination of her so-so English and my so-so Mandarin. I find my so-so Mandarin is not quite up to explaining that everything was going really well, I'd already started to think about coming back tomorrow and asking for the same girl, but then she stopped mid stroke and asked for the cash. Receptionist asks what I want. I say I don't want anything; I'm just letting you know things were not in order. She offers a partial refund. I say no need. Girls says (in Mandarin) not to give me a partial refund and I'm mafan. I say (in Mandarin) that I'm not mafan, she's the mafan one! Not sure the receptionist fully understands what has happened (due to my ordinary Mandarin) so I pull out my phone, while still naked, and explain it in Google translate. I explain that I really just don't understand what the hell was going on. Receptionist gives me $20 back. I get dressed. Nobody (me, receptionist, girl, I'm more confused than anything) seems angry, OTOH they could have just decided not to say anything incase they thought I may have gone berserker, I don't know. On the way out, the receptionist gives me a bottle of water and a hug.
It was just weird. Place closes at 10 pm; I went in for 45 minutes starting at about 9. 30 pm, so that took it 15 minutes past closing, I don't know if that had anything to do with it. The failed HJ girl had changed into outdoor clothes by the time I left, at 10.30 pm after a good 15 minutes of blah blah blah about what had just happened.
I'm rapidly getting simultaneously irritated and confused
[QUOTE=Kaishang;2627775]Visiting family in Melbourne and I think this was my first visit to a Melbourne massage joint,
I'm rapidly getting simultaneously irritated and confused. After talking about it, she finally continues for about 2 more minutes.
45 minutes is up and she stops. I'm quite irritated by the sorry situation, so instead of getting dressed I open the door while bollock naked and call the middle age receptionist in. I explain to the receptionist what happened using a combination of her so-so English and my so-so Mandarin. I find my so-so Mandarin is not quite up to explaining that everything was going really well, I'd already started to think about coming back tomorrow and asking for the same girl, but then she stopped mid stroke and asked for the cash. Receptionist asks what I want. I say I don't want anything; I'm just letting you know things were not in order. She offers a partial refund. I say no need. Girls says (in Mandarin) not to give me a partial refund and I'm mafan. I say (in Mandarin) that I'm not mafan, she's the mafan one! Not sure the receptionist fully understands what has happened (due to my ordinary Mandarin) so I pull out my phone, while still naked, and explain it in Google translate. I explain that I really just don't understand what the hell was going on. Receptionist gives me $20 back. I get dressed. Nobody (me, receptionist, girl, I'm more confused than anything) seems angry, OTOH they could have just decided not to say anything incase they thought I may have gone berserker, I don't know. On the way out, the receptionist gives me a bottle of water and a hug.
[/QUOTE]Mate, English is not my first language either, but, I was getting very confused and going dizzy reading your post on what you wanted and instructed her in English and Mandarin, this must have confused the crap out of her. If your English isn't hot and your Mandarin isn't hot either, an instruction for a nudie in mixed languages is a recipe for confusion. If you are trying to impress her with broken Mandarin skills the girls will use this against you to their advantage. Quite honestly, you are better off using English as your first language and a bit of sign language to show clothes off and you want your jade-stick stroked for this much and hold up five and they all understand muuuney LOL!
Happy hunting and punting.
Lotus.