Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1794195]In the PSE places gals get 1500 per session. At some they at least used to get some of the fee. I don't know if that has changed. That being said 1500 baht for an hour's work is an amazing wage in Thailand. It's 5 times the daily wage in an hour. If a gal is a good performer and gets a good rep for it she will be busy with multiple sessions per day. Not so difficult to make close to or over 100 k a month. That's still very big money in this country.[/QUOTE]Benz my be able to make 100 K per month but she would be an exception. The best girls make a lot. The ordinary girls do not.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1794309]Benz my be able to make 100 K per month but she would be an exception. The best girls make a lot. The ordinary girls do not.[/QUOTE]W / o some facts. I cannot believe the assertion that the girl gets Baht 1500/ massage unless she pays a high premium to the MP's boss to work there. We should in this case look at net income after expenses.

My own limited information is that the boss takes a large percentage of the advertised fee paid by the punter and in many cases demands a percetage of any tip.

But we need facts over a wide range of MPs, not broad sweeping generalisations.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1794309]Benz my be able to make 100 K per month but she would be an exception. The best girls make a lot. The ordinary girls do not.[/QUOTE]And Syz, it is really up to the girl whether she is "ordinary" or not. There are lots of gals who are not great lookers but perform well and stay very busy and make good money. Benz is not stunning and has had a kid, but oh what skills. Ying at Tulip another example. Now, a looker who performs can take it to a whole other level, but there are fewer of those as dudes tend to let them get away with poor service.

[QUOTE=Scorchin;1794334]W / o some facts. I cannot believe the assertion that the girl gets Baht 1500/ massage unless she pays a high premium to the MP's boss to work there. We should in this case look at net income after expenses.

My own limited information is that the boss takes a large percentage of the advertised fee paid by the punter and in many cases demands a percetage of any tip.

But we need facts over a wide range of MPs, not broad sweeping generalisations.[/QUOTE]Many still pay the 1500 to the gal in the room when at one of the PSE joints. So yes, they get 1500 Baht at least at Tulip, SW, Mango, etc. As far as the other shops are concerned, I don't know.

It doesn't seem all that difficult to believe a girl working in a MP gets the lion's share of the take. After all, the MP needs service providers more than the service providers need the MP. Sure, it is convenient and more comfortable for a service provider to hang out in such a place waiting for customers to show up. But the reality is the ultimate service her customers go there for is quite portable, would work pretty much the same in any hotel room, apartment, condo or short time room that has a shower and a bed. And in this day and age of Craig's List, dating sites, hook up apps, not to mention the usual age old locations like the nearest bar, restaurant or how about the sidewalk in a high traffic area, a moderately attractive girl who can and does deliver the goods when called upon would do just fine while a Massage Parlor without any girls worth a damn at either performing an actual massage or a happy ending that anyone would be happy to receive and pay for wouldn't last a week.

I had just arrived in Bangkok a few days ago after an overnight bus trip and was feeling pretty tired from having disturbed sleep, so my plan was to pick up a girl around sukhumwit and try and tire myself out walking and drinking beer so I could get reset and have a good night sleep, after walking around for hours since the afternoon it was 10 pm so decided I needed a shower and it was a long way back to my hotel so then I decided better to just go into mango after reading good reports on here.

So I went inside around 10 and all the girls looked pretty ugly except one biggish lady with a reasonable face, after choosing her I thought she looked kinda like yok from tulip before but not slim enough and not dark enough, however to my shock after getting in the room I discovered this was yok after all and her face was just white from some powder, then like reports stated on here she is totally out of shape, the tits were fine for me but the rest was so fat I almost thought I might not be able to continue, but by this stage I was stripped for a shower and badly needing one, so in I went and then to my shock she only cleaned my cock for a few seconds then motioned me to get out the shower which means I was still smelly and covered in oil which I found very surprising. Next laying on the bed some body slide followed by some rimming which I would of enjoyed but was rather spoiled by me not even having showered then I turned around for a lot of rubbing by which stage I had got hard I'm sure I could of just popped it inside quite easily but decided to motion for a condon which then was again a bad idea since it was far to small and spoiled my mood even more, it was squeezing my cock to tight which meant I had reduced feeling. After about 10 minutes of being ridden reverse cowgirl I decided altho her puss wasnt to bad I might as well do her back hole since the condom was making me get bored fast, so I turned her around and stared tying the hole up which I was surprised to find was tight and she said put it in slow, I managed to get in there quite easily but she seemed to take a while until I could get totally in with my long 22 cm sicilian schlong and at times it seemed as tho it was to long for her but after about 20 minutes she turned sideways to lift her legs so I could pound it totally inside which I did for about an hour then came, after that it was rinse my cock only in the shower then started sucking again but it was late and I couldn't be bothered with the small Durex comfort condoms she was using so I thought I might not keep hard with it for a 2nd pop.

Al tho I could of done a CIM I was kind of out the mood since the start so decided just to go early after just over an hour instead of using my full 2 hours which I had intended.

So to sum up was a rather bad session but was mainly due to the condoms and other things so if people don't mind a big stomach problem I could recommend the service as being willing and very dirty but otherwise like me next time I would need to be careful to choose a skinny provider.

My last (free) day in Bangkok and as I passed by soi 26 during my walking, I decided to go and see what this massage parlour was all about.

From the list offered, I choose the "2 hour nuru massage" for 1200 baht. Of course that is totally irrelevant because the next question is "You want special"?

I confirmed my desire to experience the "special" and paid the 1500 baht surcharge on top of the "massage fee". The receptionist called one girl forward, but I wanted to choose myself and was allowed to look at the other girls as well.

Just for fun and laughter, I asked them who could do a good massage. All raised their hands but upon my next question who was best, they all pointed to the girl already suggested by the receptionist. Speaking of massage-girl solidarity here!

So up I went with "Pooky". I undressed and she called me "pumpui" (which is absolutely true) and she explained she did not like skinny guys and rather have a "pumpui" client.

Well darling, whatever floats your boat is OK for me.

She undressed as well and nice size "A" breasts were shown with sensitive nipples. A clean shaven pussy was also on the menu. We both showered and she was rather surprised I took some shower gel and started to wash her. A lot of hugging and touching already happened in the shower. DFK was no problem either.

Back on the bed, more hugging, kissing and some sucking of my "little brother". Then I continued to suck her nipples and touching her pussy and clit. To my surprise she was already quite wet and when I went down on her she really forgot all about me and started moaning and getting wetter and wetter. A condom was produced and I fucked her in mish, no lube necessary at all.

After I came, I continued playing with her pussy and with some more licking her clit managed to get her to finish too.

She was quite surprised herself. Obviously, few if any clients perform oral sex on her. A real pity, as her pussy is very clean and tasty and gets wet easy.

To thank me she actually gave me some rather good Thai style leg and feet massage until "little brother" woke up again and a second round was due. Now she did not want me to lick her as she would become too tired after a second "finish". Yet, when touching her pussy, I could feel she was dripping wet and she confirmed that sucking her tits always makes her very horny.

Some doggy style and more mish, followed by some oral sex on me and finally she made me come with an oily hand job.

Almost two hours of fun and games and 2700 baht well spent.

Her bubbly character and good interaction warranted a tip, which she accepted with a big smile and more DFK.

Now I have one remaining question: what would happen if a client does NOT choose the "special option" and insists on a proper nuru (or any other kind of) massage?

[QUOTE=Scorchin;1794334]W / o some facts. I cannot believe the assertion that the girl gets Baht 1500/ massage unless she pays a high premium to the MP's boss to work there. We should in this case look at net income after expenses.

My own limited information is that the boss takes a large percentage of the advertised fee paid by the punter and in many cases demands a percetage of any tip.

But we need facts over a wide range of MPs, not broad sweeping generalisations.[/QUOTE]We were just having a light hearted discussion / argument? What facts? We get a lot of info from what girls tell us. These are hardly facts. So I am more than happy with broad sweeping generalisations. This is no court of law.

I was taking her expenses charged by the shop into account. PSE shops may charge girls expenses. I have heard this from a number of girls over the years. I can't quote right now who they all were and which shops. That is why I say, I believe many girls make less than 1500 unless they get extra tips from the punter. For shops with all inclusive, her share is generally less than 1500, 1400 or less was common, in my experience of getting unreliable information from girls. Many girls are surprisingly honest though. Not every working girl is lying all the time without good reasons. The girls may well be more honest than the customers.

If the discussion is pointless, not need for you to get involved in it. Just ignore us. There are plenty of pointless discussions. However I like to make the point that most Oily girls are not making big money. Some bar girls are doing much better from less ST fucks per night, but again its a minority. Even some good looking girls in bars are struggling to make the rent.

I don't understand why, but many working girls don't seem to want to make the effort to be a really good fun time, and get popular and make big money. They don't even understand why some other girls are very popular. They maybe weak brained or don't really care about the money. Yet other girls have become very popular. Something they are doing is working.

At Crazy House, Ging could be making very big money, yet I don't actually know if she is. She may be squandering her chances. She has a cute schoolgirl look, big natural tits that gets guys in, and then is a very good fun responsive and passionate fuck on the bed. She could make a fortune by doing 3 to 4 ST bookings per night. I don't believe she actually does that. She may be losing a lot of money by doing LTs. Not sure.

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SL.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the pointers.

I must try them.

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[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1794353]And Syz, it is really up to the girl whether she is "ordinary" or not. There are lots of gals who are not great lookers but perform well and stay very busy and make good money. Benz is not stunning and has had a kid, but oh what skills. Ying at Tulip another example. Now, a looker who performs can take it to a whole other level, but there are fewer of those as dudes tend to let them get away with poor service.[/QUOTE]You speak as though you believe anyone can be super skilled. I don't really believe this is the case, although obviously attitude and having a good teacher can help. Some girls learn well and others do not. Some girls simply do not consider being ass fucked.

Girls tell me there is a big variation in how good the guys are too, at various things. Good DATY doesn't come naturally to a guy. Unless an experienced girl trains him, he could have little idea what are the best techniques, unless always gets continuous coaching while employing trial and error. Most girls are silent and do not coach much. I was well trained by a Thai girl 24 years ago. Before that, I wasn't very good at it, despite the desire to do as well as possible. My experience was limited before that. Never did it with my ex wife because her pussy tasted / smelled bad. I still thought I could do it well, but most girls are too polite to tell that it wasn't top grade.

I don't believe that being good looking causes a girl to be less skilled, however I do accept that they get away with more crap performance. It's just there are so few good lookers around in the Oilies. Finding a beauty with great performance is tough.

My beauty with excellent GFE (non PSE) Bai Fern has been gone nearly two years. Also my other good looking very experienced expert girl also retired a few months back. This hit extra hard as I was dependent on her like a 2nd girlfriend, with strong feelings starting to build. It's hard to find replacements. Still have an older bargirl with excellent pussy squeeze. Posted a pic of her fabulous ass not long back.

Unfortunately looks dominates my thinking. I cannot go with a fabulous performer if I don't find her looks very appealing. I can go with an average performer if she makes good GFE and is very enthusiastic even if her BJ is weak. I believe it is caused by having a girlfriend with a very good body and quite good face who is wild in bed but not technically brilliant. My only problem with the GF, is just don't get a session often enough. The more my GF wants sex, the less I need to monger. Sometimes I get a shock when GF wants sex two days running. Probably the horny time of month. She need not ask if I am in the mood. I am always in the mood. LOL Sometimes presence of GF's daughter is limiting my sex opportunities at home. School holidays is a lean time. GF is rather shy about sex. A devout Buddhist too. The Buddha gets a lot more attention than my dick. LOL

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1794462]
Her bubbly character and good interaction warranted a tip, which she accepted with a big smile and more DFK.
Now I have one remaining question: what would happen if a client does NOT choose the "special option" and insists on a proper nuru (or any other kind of) massage?[/QUOTE]1) I am sure 98% of the Customers choose the "special" option. For the remaining 2%, the girl teases by rubbing their genitals etc. during the massage until the Customer gives in! :)

2) If I have to guess, Pooky appears to be 26 or 27 years old. Did she have a belly or any stretch marks?

Thanks,

BKKguru.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1794462]
Now I have one remaining question: what would happen if a client does NOT choose the "special option" and insists on a proper nuru (or any other kind of) massage?[/QUOTE]I thought this topic is well covered before. The girls makes zero money from massage in this type of shop. If a guy wants massage only he should be shot for going to the wrong place, unless he is willing to pay the girl for the special that he is not having.

Its okay To have nuru gel massage or body slide, and I do take body slide stuff, but you have to pay for the "special" regardless, otherwise you are expecting to get the girl's time and work for free.

Girls hate customers who do not want special. That is what they tell me.

As I understand multipop oilies include:

Tulip, Mango, Cherry, Candy, Bongkot, Snow White, Bamboo (Is that right? Trip to BKK is coming soon but only so much time, want to make it count. Thinks!

[QUOTE=McRib;1794543]As I understand multipop oilies include:

Tulip, Mango, Cherry, Candy, Bongkot, Snow White, Bamboo (Is that right? Trip to BKK is coming soon but only so much time, want to make it count. Thinks![/QUOTE]Yes. Your understanding is correct.