Sao Paulo Reports

[QUOTE=DiverOyster;2564644]R300/ HR. Like any other clinicas, it is a hit or miss. I went back tonight Monday night. There were 5 girls working. None of them got me excited so I left to go back to my apt to do some work. [/QUOTE]Thanks for confirming the price. 300 reais is quite high for a clinica, even Abbobora is not that high. I know you said their facilities are nice. How are they compared to Prime's rooms? I hope they have real beds.

I tried google mapping the address Alemeda Joaquim Eugnio de Lima, 1674 but could find a building with that number. There is 1656 then the next building is 1682.

[QUOTE=DreamCarnarvon;2564650]Thank you for your report. Ill definitely add this on my list of Clinicas. Might be a good late night option if they if indeed they do open that late. Can you confirm the price, 300 reais right?[/QUOTE]Confirmed R300/ HR.

[QUOTE=Safado69;2564459]It was closed when I was in SP during April, not shut down. The city was under a certain advisory code due to pandemic and they were one of the only clinicas / prives observing the decree.[/QUOTE]Abbobora is open M-Sat. They close on Sunday I believe. Miruna and Prime are open Sunday.

[QUOTE=Kib123;2562289]Don't go there looking for superior GFE, you will more than likely be disappointed. Clinicas are tough to beat in that regard. People who like the club setup do so for reasons that go beyond the in-room experience.

I personally found it to be grossly underwhelming and a very poor value proposition relative to other options. Even compared to similar setups in other countries, the experience was still a let down for me.[/QUOTE]The point is to test drive them in the room and then get their number. Always suggest that you will be a regular client of theirs and they will perform better first time.

I lost count how many GFE / pse I had there and later got their number to spend whole day or week with me. Some traveled with me to other countries for free which was a great value LOL.

Suzanna was more than willing, but geez that A-hole was tight! I could not penetrate into her anus properly. When that happens, I usually resort to my patented missionary anal technique, which almost always works. Don't know why I didn't with Suzanna. I settled with cumming all over her ass cheeks instead (as well as drilling that young, pretty branca buceta).

[QUOTE=TheCane;2565194]Suzanna was more than willing, but geez that A-hole was tight! I could not penetrate into her anus properly. When that happens, I usually resort to my patented missionary anal technique, which almost always works. Don't know why I didn't with Suzanna. I settled with cumming all over her ass cheeks instead (as well as drilling that young, pretty branca buceta).[/QUOTE]In Brazil they call that missionary anal position "roast chicken" for obvious reasons. They have a great way with words for sex positions. Missionary is called MMPP for "mama and papa" — as in boring traditional sex like the parents do. LOL. Luv that.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2565194]Suzanna was more than willing, but geez that A-hole was tight! I could not penetrate into her anus properly. When that happens, I usually resort to my patented missionary anal technique, which almost always works. Don't know why I didn't with Suzanna. I settled with cumming all over her ass cheeks instead (as well as drilling that young, pretty branca buceta).[/QUOTE]It is indeed a tight ass. Last Sunday before my flight back home, I went to Clinica Prime and fucked a beautiful tall girl in her tight ass. She let me have a full go at her ass with no push back. I started with doggie and transitioned to missionary before very satisfying finish.

I went to both Connection and Bomboa this week. They are open until around 3-4 am. Both places were packed with girls and customers. I think Connection got more than 100 girls, Bomboa around 30 maybe. Will check out Scandallo on Saturday, which seems to be the only day where it could make sense due to the 9 pm closure.

I hit this in late 2019 with a Ceci girl.

She loved it, as she was pricing herself against the talent there.

Security is tight. They made me surrender a small flashlight in lululemon dress pant quality trousers, the aptly named, "ABC -- anti ball crushing -- pant, which is highly recommended travel gear, along with all the LULU gear.

[QUOTE=UniversalX;2564392]Stop by Casarao, Rua Augusta 787 Consolacao.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DreamCarnarvon;2564659]Thanks for confirming the price. 300 reais is quite high for a clinica, even Abbobora is not that high. I know you said their facilities are nice. How are they compared to Prime's rooms? I hope they have real beds.

I tried google mapping the address Alemeda Joaquim Eugnio de Lima, 1674 but could find a building with that number. There is 1656 then the next building is 1682.[/QUOTE]There is a small alley in between. Go to Casa 1. Yes, they do have real beds, and their bathrooms are huge for SP standard.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2565612]I hit this in late 2019 with a Ceci girl.

She loved it, as she was pricing herself against the talent there.

Security is tight. They made me surrender a small flashlight in lululemon dress pant quality trousers, the aptly named, "ABC -- anti ball crushing -- pant, which is highly recommended travel gear, along with all the LULU gear.[/QUOTE]Casarao is currently closed. Check their website.

[QUOTE=DiverOyster;2565668]There is a small alley in between. Go to Casa 1. Yes, they do have real beds, and their bathrooms are huge for SP standard.[/QUOTE]This place is called Prive Savana's Club on Gpguia. I heard it's been around for like 30 years but hardly anyone knows about it.

I wanted to lay out my game plan for when I arrive:

Exchange a small amount USD at the airport and the rest in the city.

I'll probably need to visit the bank before my flight and exchange my money for crisp bills. I'm assuming Brazil's currency exchange is similar to Vietnam and Thailand where they won't accept worn bills? And currency exchange in the city is going to be better than exchange rates in the airport? Do they also give lower amounts if the bills are in smaller denominations like in Thailand?

After (or before, depending on where the phone kiosk is), I'll get a sim card for my GSM phone. Upon activation, I'll Uber to my hotel and drop off my luggage while I walk around a bit, probably to the mall and get something to eat.

Since check-in's at 2, I'll have some time to kill. I'm thinking of visiting either Prime or Carinas, although I suppose the talent will be hit or miss so early in the day. After resting up, I'll probably head over to Scandallo or Tangara.

I guess plans mean jack when shit hits the fan. I'll write out my experience in case another noob can benefit from it. Skip to the FR if airport and phone acquisition stories don't interest you.

[B]Airport to Hotel[/B]

The airport is really nice and simple. You make your way out of customs check and out of the duty free shopping area. I don't remember seeing any cell phone selling services / kiosks. There was an exchange kiosk prior to exiting the customs checkpoint. , but it was closed. Right before exiting the airports are where I saw some currency exchange desks. I exchanged $40 US, but realized what a rip off the airport exchange rate is. I got back 150 REAL for 40 USD. That's a 25% loss ($10)! Glad I only exchanged $40. I actually shouldn't have exchanged any at all. But didn't know if I'd need it for some reason.

Finding a vendor to buy a sim card was also an adventure. Everyone kept telling me to go upstairs. Eventually ended up on the top floor, but they require a CPF number. There was a nice older lady that understood English and translated for me. She apologized and said it makes no sense that they don't give sim cards to tourists in an airport. I thanked her and left.

So, after walking around in the airport for a good 30-60 minutes, I'm ready to head to my hotel. I use the airport wifi to call an Uber. But the connection drops outside. I had to turn on roaming on my US phone to get service and get an Uber.

Hotel check-in was pretty smooth. Although she forgot to give me my wifi password. If you're booking in Bourbon hotel, the username and password are the hotel room and firstname+lastname (lowercase). They allowed me to check in early (12 pm) since the room was ready. Unpacked, showered, and went to the mall + grocery store.

[B]Phone[/B]

Oh man. The phone's been a huge ordeal for me today. It's the reason I'm writing the report instead of being in Scandallo. I've been running back and forth trying to get a sim to work. First went to the Ibirapuera mall. Went all the way to the top to get a new sim card. Lots of miscommunication due to language barrier, even with google translator. Finally got my sim card. Phone and internet worked. But after a couple hours, the internet was not working again. I don't know what data plan they gave me, but I ran out of it FAST. Went back to the mall to Vivo (2nd floor). They told me to go to see&A to recharge my data. I went, and again took a good 30 minutes to recharge due to the language barrier. It worked again for an hour or so, but stopped again. I went back to the mall, went to the 3rd floor (where I got my phone). The manager there speaks English. He told me I need to dial the number on the back of the card I received plus the number on the scratch off. So back to my hotel. I called the number, but nothing happened. Again, back to the mall to figure out what's going on. The manager's gone now. A couple ladies help me out. They reset my data in their system and tell me it might take 24 hours.

So here I am, in my hotel. Writing this report instead of going to Scandallo =(. But I did get to visit Prime and had a good time.

Oh yea, the exchange rate at the mall was much better. Got the full 5:1 conversion.

[B]Field Report[/B]

Went to a couple clinicas (Prime and Carinas), but only sessioned with Mia at Prime. She was DDG, easily a 9 for me. Not too big, but with some meat on her bones. Her face reminded me of Dascha Polanco from Orange is the new Black, but with a banging body. She had burgundy hair highlights and piercings in both her nipples. 240 real for 1 HR. Only went for 1 pop, I don't know if MSOG is available. Lots of kissing, decent BBBJ with LOTS of spit and very responsive to DATY. Covered MISH with DFK and K9 for the finish. Still had 30 minutes after the pounding. She gave me a very light massage. Normally don't like light massages, but it felt really good due to fatigue from the flight.

I went to Carninas after Prime just to check them out. When I got there, they only had 2 garotas available. Neither looked that great so I left. Hopefully, the pickings will be better tomorrow.

[B]Food[/B]

Due to internet not working on my phone, decided to settle for the Hotel restaurant. I really wanted steak for my first meal. The restaurant's called Zillis. Steak was kind of bland. Don't know if that's because of my American taste buds.

Got to get my internet working tomorrow so I can Uber around!

TL; DR. Spent most of the day trying to get internet working with new sim card. Only got to try 1 clinica, but had a good session with Mia at Prime.

[QUOTE=SinfullyKorean;2566352]I guess plans mean jack when shit hits the fan. I'll write out my experience in case another noob can benefit from it. Skip to the FR if airport and phone acquisition stories don't interest you.

[B]Airport to Hotel[/B]

The airport is really nice and simple. You make your way out of customs check and out of the duty free shopping area. I don't remember seeing any cell phone selling services / kiosks. There was an exchange kiosk prior to exiting the customs checkpoint. , but it was closed. Right before exiting the airports are where I saw some currency exchange desks. I exchanged $40 US, but realized what a rip off the airport exchange rate is. I got back 150 REAL for 40 USD. That's a 25% loss ($10)! Glad I only exchanged $40. I actually shouldn't have exchanged any at all. But didn't know if I'd need it for some reason.

Finding a vendor to buy a sim card was also an adventure. Everyone kept telling me to go upstairs. Eventually ended up on the top floor, but they require a CPF number. There was a nice older lady that understood English and translated for me. She apologized and said it makes no sense that they don't give sim cards to tourists in an airport. I thanked her and left.[/QUOTE]I was going to reply to your earlier message and tell you to try Vivo on the third floor at Ibirapuera, but I got locked out. I got a SIM card there last December and again this past Monday. Took about 45 min. I have no CPF but they arrange it. I think I paid $12 reais for the sim and an extra $100 reais or so and got set up with loads of data good for 6 months.

Instead of doing exchange try using a debit card. They are accepted almost everywhere. Or withdraw from the ATM. Some ATMs charge fees. Some do not. My best luck is with Bradesco ATMs.

For a decent steak try Barbaro in Vila Olimpia. It's not too far from Shopping Ibirapuera.