Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Dick Hertz;1421524]I hope this does not spoil your vacation.[/QUOTE]Thanks Dick, it was painful at the time but that happened 6 years ago. I had my passport with me because I was just arriving as opposed to just out roaming around. As for pockets, my own conclusion is that they are just too vulnerable. As you say they can be cut and frequently the people doing this are quite good at what they do. I'd like to think I've learned a bit by now and the last time that I knew I was being targeted was in a supermarket, also in Pattaya. I was shopping the cheese case and a woman came alongside me to my left and started asking about cheese. It just seemed weird and when I looked to my right another older woman was closing in on me to pick my pocket. I just stepped back and got away.

Up kind of early at 11:30am. Walked the beach. Not much out today. Went back to the room and rested some more. About 3pm I head back to the beach. And met a 30 year old. At 42 kilos. Not my MO. But she gave me a big smile and there was a spark. I had to go with it. And am I glad I did. When I asked how much she said 500 baht. Hey, my lucky number! So off we go. In the room, shoot photos, clean up and had a great time. Great BBBJ. I asked if she would go all the way. She tried and almost yacked on me. Ooops! I'm a pig, I know. She road me cowgirl until she got off. I should have deducted that from her pay. Hehe! Actually I was enjoying the show she was putting on while getting off. Anther great mid day session and a 500 baht, you can't beat it. Rested till 6pm and met up with another ISG member for dinner. After we ate we split up. Went back to the room and had to lay down even more. I think I am going to need a break after my vacation. At mid night I head out to meet up with some of my buddies. All three of them were a no show. I guess they had too much fun at one of the near by islands earlier today. So I went to Blue Sky and had a beer. Then I went to Insomnia and had a beer. I said hi to a thick legged girl with a big butt. She wasn't interested in me. Oh well! Went to the Marine Disco and met another 60 kilo girl. At 2am this place was just getting started. She was all over me. She was in a big hurry to go to the room. I said ok, but in the back of my mind something wasn't right. So I stopped her and said. Maybe next time. I didn't have a good vibe with that one. So I passed and boy am I glad I did. Went to Lucifers and saw a big butt wearing a tight short dress. I hate it when I see that. I walked past her and stopped in front of her to check out her face. She saw me and smiled real big. And I hate it when they set the hook like that too! So I walked over and we chit chat for about five minutes. I asked how much for short time. She said 1000 baht. Ok, lets give this one a shot. Got to the room, shoot some photos, clean up, great BBBJ and a deeper throat, played with that ghetto booty of hers. The only downer was she had breast implants. But at least they were a smaller set of bolt-ons. Finished up and off she went. It's almost 4am.

Hey Xplorer007! Thanks for saying so. It's good to hear some positive feed back. If you have any questions. Feel free to ask. Have fun, play safe and enjoy yourself!

Out about 8 pm and it was too early for a club so I followed what sixty two echo did and hit Beach Road and the place was packed. Pick up a cutie and I said I only wanted smoke so she agree too 300. She gave a fantastic BBBJ with sucking of balls I tip her 50 and took a nap. Wake up after midnight and went back out and the pickings was slim. Alot of the girls was going home so I went to a bar and got lucky because this girl had talent. All in all a good night.

Late start again. 1:30pm. Welcome to Pattaya! Met the guys at a go go bar on soi 6. Lots of talent there. 300 baht for short time room and 700 baht for the girl. I did not partake. Mid day beer is 85 baht. Didn't stay long. They wanted to check out another place called Kinnaree. Very nice club. 500 baht cover. Dinner is included in the cover or you spend it on a girl or drinks. How ever you do it. It's a 500 baht minimum. The short time rooms are 300 baht for 1 hour (40 minutes if there are a lot of customers) and 1000 baht for the girls. I didn't eat there but my buddies that did said it was good. Two of my buddies took a girl short time. I had three beers and bought two lady drinks for a girl that was keeping me company. One of my buddies and I head to the beach. He found a 20 year old that asked 800 baht. I said. 500 baht, in Thai. She looked at me and her jaw dropped. She said 700 baht, in Thai. I said 600 baht, in Thai. She said ok. I told my buddy he owes me 200 baht. Hehe! Off they go. I walk three minutes down the beach and I meet a 21 year old, pretty. She too asked for 800 baht. I talked her down to 600 baht too. And it wasn't hard. Get to the room and shoot some photos. Yeah, she was complaining a little. Then we clean up. The BBBJ was good but didn't last long enough. Yeah she was complaining about that too. Yes, it's not starting off too good. Once we start on the down stroke she goes star fish on me. WTF? Well, after 69 girls on this trip. It was bound to happen at least once. And she was the one. The second worst performance I've had on my vacation.

Went out for a pizza with my buddy and we exchange stories. After, I went to my room to rest. About mid night I head to walking street to hook up with friends. I went to Insomnia and some older, skinny, not so pretty woman was all over me. I just said no thanks. And then I went to Lucifers. Talked to a girl with shaggy hair and a ghetto booty. All was going well until I asked her how much? She said: I don't go with men. I have a boyfriend. Later! She said wait. Want my sister? Her sister wasn't what I was looking for. I just waived bye and walked away. Soon after an ugly, older woman walks up and starts talking to me. I said: no thanks. She splits. My buddy shows up show up and we walk around the place. I smiled at a girl and she gave me a bitchy look. What ever! My buddy says hi to a girl and she just ignored him. Wow! So we head to the entrance of the club and he runs into a girl he met on an earlier trip. A third buddy shows up and the first buddy leaves with his girl. So we head to Marine Disco. Moments later another older, ugly woman comes up to me. No thank you! Then a girl hits on my buddy, but at 55 kilos, she is too big for him. He goes to the restroom leaving her at our table. He says to me. Take her if you want. After he leaves to the restroom I started talking to the girl. She picked up on the hand off and wasn't having it. She left and went back to her table and gave me the hands to her face crying signal. Who cares? My buddy returns and takes off. Soon after he leaves I meet a woman from Laos. Long straight hair, curvy body, big smile. We agree to 1000 short time. Off we go. Out side I noticed a huge zit between her nose and mouth. Hold on! What is that? She smiled and said: it's a zit. I said: sorry, I can not. She said: you don't like? I said: no, bye bye. And I went up the street. Went a few go go bars down and turned around. That is when I met a 19 year old with that big round butt I've been looking for. We chit chat for a few minutes. Then we agree to 1000 short time and we head to my hotel on a motorbike (100 baht). We get to the room, shoot some photos, clean up, fool around. With her, all woman curvy figure. It didn't take me long to finish. The only downer was she wanted me to wear a condom for the BJ. Only the second girl on this trip to do so. It's 4am when she leaves. Lights out at 4:30am for me. Till next time.

For those of you interested in seeing my photos. Read some of my posts from a couple of days ago. Work hard, play hard and stay. Safe!

My last night in Pattaya. Up at noon, met buddy at the mall for coffee. While riding on his motorbike we got pulled over at a check point. The officers asked for his paper work and drivers license. He gave them a receipt and the officer quickly said "this is not you". My buddy looked again and found the right receipt and handed it over. So then the officer asked for his license. My buddy gave it to him and the officer started asking about the different letters on his license. My buddy just handed him his international license. One look at that and the officer just handed my buddy everything. Didn't say a word and walked away. I said thank you in Thai. And he didn't respond. RUDE! Yes, this was their cash cow. And if you were a foreigner. You were getting stopped. While we were there, two guys without helmets had to leave their motorbike and take a taxi. We went to soi 6 so I could try to find a girl I had seen the day before. Of course she was not there. I asked another girl that worked there about her and see didn't even know who she was (yeah right). I asked how much for her. She said: 350 baht bar fine and 1000 baht for her. The girl I talked to yesterday said the bar fine was 300 baht and 700 baht for the girl. I said thank you and look at the other bars. I found one I liked just down the street. Thick legs, big butt, full of smiles. Asked how much. 300 bar fine and 700 for her. I told her for 1000 baht I wanted photos. She said yes! Off we go. She was 25. In the room, shoot the photos, clean up, fool around. Above average performance. Worth the 1000.

The rest of the day I spent getting ready to leave tomorrow. I visited with two other buddies. And at mid night I headed out to Walking Street. Went to Lucifers and had a beer. One of my buddies shows up and we have another beer. I seen a young one with a big butt and a big smile. I looked around a couple of times to check out the other girls and each time I looked at her. She was looking and smiling at me. That is when my buddy showed up. We ordered a drink and when I looked over at her. There was an older man hanging all over her. Ooops! Just a tad too late. She was what I was looking for so I enjoyed my beer and waited a few. Moments later he lost interest and left. I went right over and said hello. We chit chat for a few minutes. We agree to 1000 short time and off we go. She was 23. In the room we shoot some photos, clean up and have at it. Not bad, weak BJ, but nice a. After, she hops in the bed and said: we sleep now?". No, you get dressed and leave now. She looked at me and said. Really? Yes, and off she went. I don't sleep well with somebody I hardly know in the bed with me. Plus, I was getting up early and heading out the next day. Off to Bangkok for one night then it's back to California.

This vacation started March 28th at mid night in Bangkok. Since then I have been to Cambodia, the Philippines, Indonesia and back to Thailand. With stops at Singapore and Malasya. Last night was my 71st girl for the trip with time to catch one or two more in Bangkok. I think I am going to need a break when I get home. To those of you that had something positive to say, in the forum or private message. Thank you for saying so. Till next time.

[QUOTE=Sixty Two Echo;1422283]This vacation started March 28th at mid night in Bangkok. Since then I have been to Cambodia, the Philippines, Indonesia and back to Thailand. With stops at Singapore and Malasya. Last night was my 71st girl for the trip with time to catch one or two more in Bangkok. I think I am going to need a break when I get home. To those of you that had something positive to say, in the forum or private message. Thank you for saying so. Till next time.[/QUOTE]Amazing trip. I've done all that you have done but in much shorter time periods. I don't think as mid 50s guy I could do 71 girls in 6 weeks, but then again we all like a challenge. Thanks for the entertainment. Hopefully you have some Asian puss available in California otherwise those " hunger for Asian" pangs are going to be long and loud.

Sixty Two Echo,

Purely from a cost perspective, and without detracting from the most enjoyable experience, I and I'm sure fellow members, would be most interested in your expenditure from what was just shy of three months in Asia? I hope this is not irritating to you as it is of much importance to a budget traveler such as myself. You have expressed a great time.

Did you work off a daily budget?

Do you feel you came within that budget, once you get home and initiate the post mortem, how are you going to look back on this trip. Perhaps you will believe you may have spent a little too much, or even too little? Some will say: To hell with the cost! However to some, MONEY is a real issue. Do let us know, and once again thank you for your efforts.

[QUOTE=Sixty Two Echo;1422283]This vacation started March 28th at mid night in Bangkok. Since then I have been to Cambodia, the Philippines, Indonesia and back to Thailand. With stops at Singapore and Malasya. Last night was my 71st girl for the trip with time to catch one or two more in Bangkok. I think I am going to need a break when I get home. To those of you that had something positive to say, in the forum or private message. Thank you for saying so. Till next time.[/QUOTE]I quite enjoyed your reports. They were entertaining and also prove that if you miss out on one you can get another in short order. Thanks for the work you put into it.

This is a couple of years old now, but still relevant in the most part. Well worth a read if you are new to Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Ryo Saeba; 1192809]My second time in Pattaya, my second August in a row.

All opinions and comments obviously reflect and are the result of:

1- me being a tourist in town for a few days only.

2- my own body type preferences: slim and leggy girls for sure; tall, no silicone and under 30 if possible.

Afternoon visits only.

[b]DEVIL'S DEN[/b]

I showed up a couple of days in advance of my desired date and time, and asked to book Cake + a friend of her choice: you have to leave a 1000 baht deposit.

Cake is quite tall, I think 1. 67 she told me, slim but with slightly saggy tits. The friend she opted for, Kayla, is a lot shorter, with a pretty smile and a decent enough figure.

I showed them a video and asked for a reverse deep-throat with one of them lying face-up on the bed: it seemed to me that Kayla had never tried that before, since she quickly volunteered with anticipation but also asked Cake for instructions.

Next up was a double penetration of Cake, Kayla doing her pussy with a strap-on and I doing her ass. It took a little while for Kayla and myself to get the thrusting rhythm right, but once we got going we didn't let up until I came. Cake, while participating nicely with hands and soft moans, was quite clearly totally nonplussed about the proceedings.

In between sessions we chatted a bit (as best as we could since Kayla doesn't really speak English) : Cake volunteered a funny story about her not being able to perform a certain stunt a customer asked, then Kayla's leg cramped and instead of helping we tickled her. These girls have seen it all and are quite sporty and very open: a pity I don't speak Thai because I'm sure you can have a lot of non sexual fun with them.

Cake.

[url]http://devilsdenpattaya.com/profile.php?idEscort=27[/url]

Kayla.

[url]http://devilsdenpattaya.com/profile.php?idEscort=134[/url]

[b]CHAMPAGNE gogo bar[/b]

Nice little place, not a lot of girls but always at least 5 young ones on stage, really starts to get going around 6pm but you can definitely show up earlier and find the same ladies. Good atmosphere, on my first visit there were a couple of older customers with big black shades dancing with the waitresses, on the second one another guy was getting a foot job on the couches.

Chose a spinner who loved to dance, selected through the mamasan, and went to consume in the nearby Kilkenny hotel, which is owned by the same Australian boss of the gogo, and therefore doubles up as a short-time-room accomodation.

All in all a pretty good afternoon option as long as you don't mind the final expenditure: 600 barfine + 1500 for service + the necessary couple drinks + the possible tip + the possible short time hotel = 2500/3000 baht, keeping in mind that in the afternoon you can't do long-time take outs.

For less than that you can do a DD girl next door of comparable looks but infinitely better sex skills.

Interesting bit: the staff gets fined 5 baht for every minute of lateness.

[b]OASIS gogo bar[/b]

Not really in soi LK Metro, but that's the area: around 5pm there were only chubby and / or older women.

A little less entertaining then how I remembered it from last year visit: on two different days, weekday and weekend, both in the afternoon and around midnight, there were very few customers. Some of the girls and ladyboys do their best to liven up the street with the soi 6 trademark calling / running / holding, but there's only so much they can do.

I had a drink here and there, but the only 2 bars which not only had girls in a uniform but also made an effort to present them well, were LISA (close to Beach Road) and SAIGON (close to Second Road).

Personally I wish that more of the girls would make an effort to stand up and let you asses them properly, but then again with few exceptions, and cost aside, I think you should never choose soi 6 ladies based on their appearance, but based on them being a little crazy and / or willing to do anal. You can check my choice in the pic below.

I remember reading somewhere that soi 6 can be a bit rough / dangerous at night: while I can't conclusively dispute that, both times I showed up around midnight (bars close at 1am) I felt safe and couldn't see anything dodgy going on. It must be said that I was sober.

A note: walking towards the beach in the late afternoon you'll be blinded by the sun and won't be able to leisurely check out the ladies.

Last year the Beach Road left me very underwhelmed, but I now think it was possibly because of the market. This year I noticed a vast amount of girls, I would say probably about 100 by day and 200 in the evening, in the stretch between soi 8 and soi 13.

Not many will approach you, and quite a few have a kind of dead look, but if street walkers / freelancers is your thing then there are definitely some ladies worth a closer inspection.

Compared to gogo bars, the beer bars seem to attract an older crowd: many customers appeared to me to be regulars and well acquainted with the staff.

In my pics below you'll see a few bar girls: I didn't have sex with any of them, they were just fun girls I took photos with. Still, I guess they could be representative of the average quality available.

[b]SOI 7 and 8[/b]

Can I say that I was expecting more?

I was introduced to Thai beer bars in Patong (Phuket) , and since then that has been my basis for comparison.

In this case I found both sois to offer very average quality, few customers and even less atmosphere. Plenty of ladyboys, of course.

[b]SECOND ROAD[/b]

There are small complexes of bars all along Second Road, but very few customers.

[b]WALKING ST[/b]

These are the bars I enjoyed the most: more action, some pole dancers, girls spoke better English.

With one single exception, at every gogo I visited I stayed at least for 2 lineups, and many of them I visited twice or more: still, with a sample of 6 days only, obviously this isn't a statistical study.

Costs, as reported here, are somewhat fixed: 600 barfine. 1500/2000 short time. 3000 long time.

During this holiday I made an effort to always talk to the mamasan before finalizing my choice: it may cost you an extra drink, but the benefits are undeniable.

[b]AIRPORT[/b]

Probably would not barfine from this gogo as the dancers are average, but it's a fun venue to spend time: great energy.

Together with the Moon Club has the best looking waitresses.

A very cute spinner doing pirouettes on the wet stage, and better tub / soap girls than I remembered from last year.

[b]ALCATRAZ[/b]

A big venue that left me a bit baffled: plenty of girls inside, but very few dancing at any given time. Pity because I found the jailer costumes they wore quite appealing.

Possibly a couple of ladyboys.

Only gogo with a toilet attendant.

[b]ANGELWITCH[/b]

Waited 20 minutes for some show to manifest itself. The girls were below average. I left.

[b]BABYDOLLS[/b]

One of the 'interaction' gogos, where you can finger / lick / spank girls.

The quality was otherwise very low.

Ladies on stage were dancing barefoot.

[b]BACCARA[/b]

Of those I visited, and apparently agreed upon by everyone, the gogo with the best looking girls, and they have more than 100 employed.

The best place to have guilty fun with ping pong balls.

If a dancer wants an extra day off (they get 3 a month, and this is common to all gogos) , she has to pay a barfine of 1000 baht, not 600 as it used to be.

Selected 2 different ladies here, one of which is 1. 72 tall!

[b]CAROUSEL[/b]

They would have the best stage, a round rotating one, but quality is poor. When you're watching videos of Jap girls instead of the dancers, you know you have to get out.

[b]CASNOVY[/b]

Instead of 1 or 2 stages, they have about 15, all of which can only accommodate 1 dancer.

There are 2 or 3 ladies, defined by mamasan as 'top girls', which command a barfine of 1000 baht, but otherwise regular take out prices. You pay in full immediately, which had me a bit worried, but the girl came through with an excellent performance worthy of a good tip and a repeat.

When a customer barfines a girl the mamasan goes around to touch the staff with the money she has received, I guess it's some kind of good luck thing.

[b]CAVERN[/b]

Chubby average girls, few customers.

[b]FAHRENHEIT[/b]

Plenty of girls outside, barely any inside.

[b]HAPPY[/b]

I like Happy. It's a smaller venue were girls put effort into their dancing and try to establish eye contact.

Various body types to satisfy every customer, without any fugly around.

I would estimate about 50 ladies to choose from.

[b]IRON[/b]

Poor seating, few girls and less customers.

[b]MOON[/b]

Apparently opened a couple of months ago, this gets my nod as the best gogo for the overall experience.

- all the staff was extremely pleasant, especially the mamasan who sat chatting with me for a good 10 minutes.

- some good looking waitresses.

- a couple of mixed-blood ladies doing shows.

- one half naked farang lady customer having the time of her life fingering everything that got near her, and having her nipples sucked.

- above average dancers.

- my own choice, who proved to be the best gogo fuck of this holiday.

Here too you pay in full in advance.

[b]PEPPERMINT[/b]

Average girls, a bit pushy for drinks, ok dancing.

[b]SUPERGIRL[/b]

Short cute girls with hair and make-up aimed at our Japanese brothers.

Also the songs played were strictly Jap.

[b]WINDMILL[/b]

The interaction place for excellence: bananas and dildos flying around, free fingering, the noisy whips, customers getting underneath the shower too. Not my kind of place but packed and very entertaining, with guys having mad fun.

Last year I liked the [i][b]MERCURE[/b][/i], and saw no reason to change: girlfriendly, private safe, quiet, good pool.

[url]http://www.mercure.com/gb/hotel-5649-mercure-hotel-pattaya/index.shtml[/url]

[b]RUEN THAI[/b]

Kind of famous and highly rated on TripAdvisor: can I say tourist trap, or was it just an unlucky choice of dishes? They have an ok traditional dancing show, but the (supposedly) Thai food was beyond bland.

[b]FUJI and OISHI RAMEN[/b]

Both located inside the Central Festival shopping mall, and both a disappointment.

At Fuji the sushi is too cheap for the fish to be good, and at the ramen place the soup is a poor attempt at replicating the Japanese original.

[b]ZICO'S[/b]

Last year I tried the Samui branch, and I can confirm that if you like meat and Brazilian Churrasco in particular, this should be a stop. At 1000 baht for all you can eat food and a couple of beers it isn't cheap by Thai standards, but being a buffet it's up to you to make it count! And if you exaggerate a bit you can always take a 'pleasant', digestive stroll along the Beach Road all the way to Walking St.

[b]KING SEAFOOD[/b]

One of the seafood restaurants at the beginning of Walking St on the right (sea side).

An acceptable touristy choice if you keep within the Thai menu, but the seafood isn't worth the price.

[b]SEAFOOD something[/b]

I could be confused, but I think it's in soi Lucky Star off Walking St, past the pool tables: typical no frills place with plastic chairs where you can order both seafood and traditional Thai dishes a lot cheaper then what it would cost you in a place like the above mentioned King Seafood. Quite a few bargirl / customer couples, and it's open until very late.

[b]FARANGS[/b]

Compared to last year I noticed an increase of shirtless guys: aged 30 to 50, showing off their muscles and tattoos, they parade around at all times, even in Walking St in the early evening among the throngs of regular tourists.

I have no further comment.

[b]WEATHER[/b]

- last year 3 days: one and a half sunny. 1 drizzle.

- this year 6 days: four sunny ones. 2 showers. 1 drizzle.

Am I just lucky or the climate in August in Pattaya is always this good?

[b]CENTRAL FESTIVAL[/b]

If you decided to score regular girls the obvious targets would be the shop attendants at Central Festival mall, but as a single male in Pattaya, would they take you seriously?

Once in a while you'll need a little respite from the sex madness of Pattaya: the theatre on the 6th floor understandably doesn't play any European art-house stuff, but with 10 screens you'll certainly find a couple of watchable flicks.

[b]LOGISTICS[/b]

Either along Second Road or the Beach Road, spare yourself the walk between soi 6 and soi 7: counterintuitive they are quite far apart and there's nothing in that stretch.

[b]MASSAGE WITH (OUT) HAPPY ENDING[/b]

Went for a regular massage at a supposedly regular parlor on Second Road. Problem was, I was under the full effect of Cialis, and for a full hour couldn't get rid of a raging erection. The young masseuse kept grabbing my cock asking I wanted to be relieved, but I didn't intend to 'waste' a shot, so I kept thanking her but passing on the offer. The least relaxing massage ever!

[b]VITAMINS[/b]

The first pharmacy I tried had original stuff at prices about 100 baht cheaper than what I was quoted along Sukhumvit in Bangkok: a bit lazy of me, but I didn't look further.

Cialis (four 20g tablets) : 2. 200.

Viagra (four 100g tablets) : 2. 200.

Levitra (four 20g tablets) : 2. 000.

Thanks as always to all those who contribute to the forum,

Ryo[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nobbin;1422737]This is a couple of years old now, but still relevant in the most part. Well worth a read if you are new to Pattaya.[/QUOTE]You posted 15 screens of a quote just to add two lines of comment. Please consider editing the quotes. If some one wants to read the whole quote they can click [View Original Post]. Some people read the forums on smart phones and tablets and scrolling through a long quote is a pain. It also is a complete waste of bandwidth plus the quote is a couple of years old. How about posting a link to the quote?

Think before you quote, please. :)

Thanks,

Slim

[QUOTE=Nvslim; 1423123]You posted 15 screens of a quote just to add two lines of comment. Please consider editing the quotes. If some one wants to read the whole quote they can click [View Original Post]. Some people read the forums on smart phones and tablets and scrolling through a long quote is a pain. It also is a complete waste of bandwidth plus the quote is a couple of years old. How about posting a link to the quote?

Think before you quote, please. .

Thanks,

Slim[/QUOTE]I absolutely agree, but take note that the View Original Post function no longer works since Jackson reformatted the forum some months ago.

[QUOTE=Daddy07;1423127]that the View Original Post function no longer works[/QUOTE]Huh? Just tried it out and here on my laptop it's working just fine.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Ekspat; 1423129]Huh? Just tried it out and here on my laptop it's working just fine.

Cheers![/QUOTE]Will wonders ever cease?

I click it and get transported instantly to the year 2006.

[QUOTE=Nobbin;1422737]This is a couple of years old now, but still relevant in the most part. Well worth a read if you are new to Pattaya.[/QUOTE]Just relay this in the RoD and it will be accessible for long to those who RTFF

How's soi 6 these days? Prices still 700 +300? How's the talent?