Guide of Puta and Monger ethics. Dominican
So I'm not sure if it's just me but I've been traveling to Dr for a few years now and every now and then if I run into a 'problem'. So I always said to my self would'nt it be nice if they had a school of ethics or. Training school. For a few thousand pesos learn how to maximize your earning potential and understand the mentality of the game.
So while I'm on my flight headed to santiago I figured I lay down a few rules that I think every puta should abide by. I specifically have 'my type' that I like to deal with. I could say I have a thing for darker skin and I deal mainly with 'Hatianas' because of few reasons, they've always been more generous to me and as soon as I leche they still want to stay. I've had my fair share of Dominicanas and they're not as great when doing buisness IMHO. I must say that I'm well endowed and maybe this gift and or curse is the reason to why after 3 minutes these Dominicans scream Leche papi Leche. Me duele me duele. So a Dominican in my eyes are all about the fast buck and not for the long term client. I've had about two or three that were exceptional and would totally do again, however nowadays I'm very very hesitant to sample a Dominicana. Especially a lightskin one, wheeeeeeew those ones seem to come with more attitude also. Like they're better then you, owe them something or they're some type of supermodel. I don't want to sound like I'm generalizing but that's been my experience for the past few years going down there. Is it just me? BTW I'm a fairly darkskin black man at that.
So here I wrote a few rules to which I think mongers should abide by, and also putas. These stem from my personal feelings. Please feel free to chime in.
Putas, it should be mandatory to show your stomach and tetas before making a deal.
Toda la noche means overnight! Punch your timecard when the deal is made and if the client doesn't mind you leaving earlier then leave. A complaint of your baby needing to go to school or attending to a sick family member will cost you! Half of your asking price. The bait and switch technique its going to cost you! No exceptions!
Be easy on the red bull! Not every client likes an energetic firecracker. In and outside the club bar or whatever. Please don't rub my dick, nor stick your tongue out at me, nor suck a lolly pop in front of me as if its supposed to turn me on. Personally I don't like that shit.
IMHO. The more makeup the more drama filled they are. AVOID THE MODEL LOOKING OVER MAKEUPD CHICKS LIKE THE PLAGUE!
Eye contact and body language is very important. Especially when dancing or conversing with a client. I want to feel as if I have your full attention! I catch your eyes wondering when were dancing or while were talking, DONE DEAL. Next.
Learn how to say other things besides Hoooopy hour, jess I wan fuck you soo bad papi, or sucky sucky. Cmon now, expand your english phrases. I'the be very impresed if I hear a chica say Wow I love how your skin looks with that shirt. A corny line indeed but definitely original coming from a puta.
Putas, NEVER EVER brag to know 5 languages. That only comes across as you fucking alooooooooooot of international men.
Putas, your radar should always be on. For the hatianas, its true that there are some black guys that like you. Myself included. Actually I'the prefer to only date Hatianas. I've rarely if ever had a problem with one.
Sometimes it's better to shut up then talk. Silence creates aura!
Please know how to dance! But if you can't dance, at least try. It shows you have some type of personality. If I can't dance with you I don't want you!
Putas you are a human being, but still a pro. Everyone deserves some type of respect but at the end of the day you are 'commercial use'. Don't try to hold my fucking hand while were walking down the street nor expect to get wifey treatment. It doesn't feel nor look natural.
Simple way to avoid conflict. Ask before you act! Some clients, like myself dislike smokers and don't like for a to use their toothpaste.
Want to make a great impression. Buy the guy a beer. Hell be surprised and consider taking you.
Alot of guys that monger transmit stds. And you'll be ignorant to not think so. Be prepared to pay serious consenques if you have unprotected sex. A few minutes of pleasure can cause you a lifetime of pain! Pregancy etc.
Next puta you kiss imagine how many dicks have been in her mouth, next puta you try to sex unprotected imagine how many other guys ran up in her.
Every puta needs to have Proper Mode of operation when it comes to sex. Client asks for sex unprotected as soon as he trys to enters her she should say 'papi what if I have Aids' is that ok with you. Your wife can get it too. You can ruin your family back home. I guarantee you that'll sober up any man trying to get some uncovered love.
Every couple engaging in sexual activity is urged to get tested before doing the do. It only takes 5 minutes and cost 200 pesos.
EVERY PUTA SHOULD HAVE A HEALTH CHECK CARD AND OR A 24 hour Health clinic giving std tests, and abortions. For you reckless guys. As for the abortions it costs 1000k but 40% goes to the chica for mental anguish.
Hoes need training and so do some of the fellas. I was in Sosua this week and saw some crazy shit with people. And these putas need training (alot are too spoiled)! Too much energy for me to teach them though. Use your head, be smart and have fun. Slimtower signing off