[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1144209]So I went to Bomboa tonight on a trip to SP up from Rio. Thanks to GK for some tips on directions etc. It's not hard to find. Just type the name into Google Maps. It's pretty close to the Ibis Hotel at the end of Av. Paulista. I took a taxi from down the street and it was like R$10 each way.
Get there and there are fat bouncers hanging around. Long walkways to get inside. Metal detector (walk thru) LOL. R$200 entrada towards consumption in the restaurant or bar inside. Looks and feels like a gussied-up Holiday Inn inside. Like you are in a Courtyard or Holiday Inn lounge. Right down to the 4 piece band playing (though they did bust out "Under The Bridge" so I give the guitarist some props).
Monday night, a bit quiet. Lots of girls in various dresses. Some slutty, others more classy. My favorite was a girl basically wearing a blazer taped down to her nipples and no shirt. We'll call her Cover Girl and come back to her.
Every whiskey they have. And it's all crap, Jack Daniels, Grant's, White Horse, Red / Black label. Has R$40 price tag. Turns out peach juice has a R$25 price tag. Meh. Get a drink and walk around a bit trying to suss the place out. Some heinous blond chick approaches me. I say a few words in porto and tell her not to waste time with me. Then I see miss Cover Girl. Basically I see her breasts popping out and then her. She comes over to chat. We talk in Portuguese for a while, she says she knows no English. She corrects me a few times, in verbs and words. Amusing. Always good to learn. I ask her if she lost her shirt LOL. She's a little forceful on pushing me to go upstairs. Keeps telling me it's "the best time" (10. 30pm) and we can take time to enamorar. I'm game to see her limits so I ask her, para evitar mal-entendidas, to describe what she likes in the room. I get the standard "tudo" answer and push it. She admits to eveything including "anal" un poquinho LOL. Because it hurts. Whatever.
In our chat, it turns out she tells me she's the cover girl on some mens magazines. I thought initially she was saying she was a journalist, LOL. Bad porto. Anyway, she says she only works a few nights at Bomboa and does cover-girl shit the rest of the time. I'm not impressed. Then we get down to business. I ask what a fair price is to go upstairs. She says R$600. I pick myself off the floor and say."Wow, I have enjoyed talking with you but we have to stop talking now." She's like, why? I say, look, that is more than 2x what I pay in Rio. She says, but I'm a cover girl. I'm like, well, I'm going to go walk around a bit and we'll see later. She persists, saying "well, if we go right now you can have me for R$500". I demure, and walk away.
Walk over to talk to a little brunette I'd seen earlier. She seems more relaxed so I go up to her at the bar and start talking in Porto. Much better vibe, friendly, relaxed. Says she's from Rio but has been in SP for 5 years, studying at pharmacy school. Doesn't really speak English. I get by in Porto. She starts to hard sell a bit too, and so I go through the standard drill. Para evitar mal-entendidos, etc. She says R$300. I say, wow, that's more than I pay in Rio. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested, but I'm not sure. She quickly negotiates herself down to R$250 and I'm like, OK,"negocio fechado!" We hang out at the bar a little. She gets her R$25 peach juice.
On the way out, you pay the consumption tab first. Mine is the R$200 entrada plus they tag you for 10% service (R$20) , so R$220 total. Service hah!
Hotel next door is reached through the garage, classy. Room is R$120 for 1 hour. Room itself is actually pretty big with nicely placed mirrors. She's way too distant in the room. Doesn't really like to kiss, wants to do everything her way. I get way more intimacy from Terma girls in Rio, even some prive girls. After swearing she could suck deep, she sort of tip-swabs for a while. It's a crying shame because she is really pretty with a thin, toned, natural body and a fresh kitty. Sex is mediocre at best. She really turns me off with the "goiza para mim" talk. I get the sense this is a 1-pop and done event, despite the "hour." I'm right. She wants to stop after one shot (which she dodges from me dropping on her titties, BTW). That's 40 minutes in. That is complete BULL SHIT. At the T's when you pay for an hour you get an hour and at least 2 pops. Even lower-end T's like 502. This is a weak experience on par with a mediocre fuck I had a Bel Prazer. But that one only cost me R$120 or whatever for the hour. And I got a delicious churro afterwards.
All in all, I'm very disappointed. For those kind of prices. R$220 plus R$120 plus R$250, or R$590 before total R$20 taxi. I expect to be serviced like a king. Can you imagine if I had paid cover girl her R$500? This is crap.
The other night at MC, I (a) got my free entrance and (be) dropped $R370 plus R$12 drinks for an hour with a very sexy 23 whyear old who made out with me like a horny teenager and took it receptively with gusto in all holes. And took 2 (count 'them) 2 shots in the mouth. Not on the mouth, in it. I came 2x and would have kept going if I could. And I thought that was a bit pricey.
I think I'm underestimating Rio.
Back in SP on Thurs / Fri and will have to try other places. Any recommendations for well-behaved girls you can take back to your hotel?
ONE MORE THING: When I was negotiating with Cover Girl, she said "R$600 is the standard price here. You won't find lower." Then she dropped it to R$500. Then brunette said "R$300 is the standard price here." and then she dropped it to R$250. I HATE that shit. It's like being at balcony. Some skank at Barbarella tried to pull this R$600 shit on me and a visiting friend (after I'd told her I FUCKING LIVE HERE) and my friend actually just laughed at her. At least at T's the pricing is square. And at FKKs you know exactly what you are going to get down to the Euro. FUCKERS.
-Cartman[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear of your bad experience.
As we all say, to each their own, however, I just don't get it, never have.
Why do guys continue to visit these over-priced boates?
You can find garotas just as nice looking and probably more fun in places like Casarao or Maison on Augusta or My Love across from the Kilt.
You could get an hour in the boate with them for a grand total of 100-150R, and that includes the entry fee of a whopping 10R which includes 2 drinks.
Take 'em for a test drive in the Boate, if ya hit it off, get their phone number and you're off and running.
To think of 500-600R for an hour encounter and possible flop, no thanks.
