Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

We were talking about rip-offs a while back. It's endemic to the culture but can be worked. Negotiate everything. I took a cab from the airport to District 1. Got approached by a guy with a Vitasun cap and assumed it was ok. Wrong. The cab pulls up and it says Vitasun on it but it's not one of their regular minivans. But it's 1 in the morning and I want to get horizontal. I'm watching the meter and google maps and see the thing is spinning too fast. WTF! I go along with it. We get to the hotel and it's 200,000 when it really should be 100,000. I get out, make sure he gets my bag out of the trunk before I reach for my wallet. He pulls the bag out and puts it on the walk. I reach in my pocket and instead of pulling out my wallet I get my iPhone and start snapping pics of the cab, the number, and the plate. He's got a baffled look on his face. I tell him he's an ass and that the fare should only be 100,000 and I will call the police from the hotel. He changes his tune right off."Ok OK. 100,000 please no problem." What an ass. It's not the 100,000, it's the damn principle. You have to beat them at their own game.

That's probably right. My first trip from the airport with no traffic was a little over 100,000. This time I took Vinasun in rush hour and it was 156,000 to the airport. Certainly at 1 am with no traffic it should not have been 200,000. I could care less about the $8. I spend that every morning at Starbucks. The thing that irks me is they think we are fools. The trip to the airport was 156,000 and I gave hime 200,000 and told him to keep the change.

went to minh tam 2. minh tam 2 is the latest place to open in the minh tam saunas. it's on ly thuong kiet, in district 10. i'll give directions later. for all you newbies, or those of you who don't know saigon, basically all the handjob saunas are owned by the same company. it doesn't matter if you go to vien dong, or minh tam, or festival, or minh minh tam, or minh tam 2. your money's all going to the same place.

minh tam 2 is nice. legitimately nice. since it's a new place, the furnishings don't have the oldness that most vietnamese saunas have. and it's not tacky either. vietnamese like to decorate their "nice" hotels, restaurants, etc. in a tacky way, but mt2 is legitimately upscale. if you're tired of that weird vietnam sauna smell, or just want to relax in nice surroundings, mt2 might be what you're looking for.

of course, we all go to these places for the girls, and to get jerked off, and maybe for a nice massage. mt2 is the only sauna where i don't know most of the girls, so i can't tell you if every girl is hot. but the ones i saw while walking around looked pretty good to me. i even recognized a couple of the girls from vien dong and minh tam, which makes sense since the same company owns these places. those girls are usually a 7/10, so i'm guessing the quality of the girls is probably good. (you know you've been to too many saunas when you know the working history of the massage girls).

i had girl #30. i'll give you all the details in a second, but i have to mention one of the best parts about mt2's vip rooms. the vip rooms have a steam room that has a big glass front window, and right across from it is the recliner. that means that, when you sit in the steam room, your girl has to sit in front of you and look at you while you soak in the steam. this is the best part of mt2, in my opinion. because while i sat there naked, i got to watch my girl stare right at me. she tried to turn on the tv and find something else to look at, but i sat there with my legs wide open, and looked right at her. she kept glancing over, and every time i caught her, she'd glance away. i started getting a hard on, and my body starting getting slick with sweat, and after maybe five minutes, she just stared right at me while my cock was standing straight up. i have to say, it's not often you get to make eye contact with a girl while you're dripping in sweat with a hard on. she was studying my cock, too.

when i got out, she gave me a kiss on the lips and stuck her little palm around my shaft. she led me directly to the bathtub that was waiting. #30 is pretty. one of those cute vietnamese girls that wears a little bit too much makeup, but there's a charm in that, too. she could've come from the countryside, and had a pair of real tits under a pushup. i'd say the size was a 36b. she led me to the tub and took a long time shampooing my hair, scratching the scalp, massaging my shoulders, and then took another three or four minutes washing my face. she also lathered up my body with her bare hands, which is always a plus. the only thing that could've been better was, she didn't jerk off my cock in the bathtub. she touched my cock a bit, and cleaned my balls with her little hands, but she could've paid more attention down there.

she made up for it though. #30 gives a good massage, and really works her hands into your back. that surprised me, since she is a small girl. the girl takes her time, too. she has that slow touch, which i like. before i flipped over, she made up for the bathtub by paying a lot of attention to my asshole. any girl that massages your asshole is a good girl, in my book. for about ten minutes, she ran her tiny fingers along my asscrack, down my asshole, and down the shaft of my dick, up and down, up and down. it felt good, and after awhile it was so relaxing that i almost fell asleep (and that's a great way to fall asleep).

it wasn't until i flipped over that i realized she has dick sucking lips. her lips were born to suck dick. and then she surprised me by speaking a bit of english. she said,"where you from?" and we had a little conversation with my dick standing straight in the air.

the happy ending got dirty. when she started stroking my cock, i pulled out her right tit and motioned to her like i wanted to suck on it. she bent down and let me put my tongue all over her nipple. and then i reached down and slipped my finger along her panties, and i could tell she was getting wet. and she didn't speed up either. she was enjoying it, and for five minutes, i let her stroke my cock really slowly while i ran my fingers along her panties and felt her pussy getting wetter and wetter. when i finally put a finger in, she let out a little moan. i asked her if she liked it, but she didn't anything. all she did was stroke faster. she reached down and kissed my nose and i stuck another finger in her pussy. her pussy was so fucking wet. i asked her if she liked it again, and this time, she surprised me by saying,"i want to fuck you."

i blew my load all over her little arm and elbow. my hand was dripping in her pussy juice, and when she pulled away, i put it up to my nose and smelled it. she didn't stop me either, like most massage girls.

ratings:

face: 7/10 (she's a cute girl, the type of cute girl that wears a little too much make-up, but she's attractive. has dick-sucking lips).

body: 7/10 (real tits. 36b is my guess, with a firm ass).

attitude: 8/10 (shy at first, but warms up to it once you start fingering her)

hj service: 8/10 (if you've got a bigger dick, it's a pleasure watching her little hands rubbing all around your shaft. i wish she spent more time washing my cock in the bathtub. but she lets you finger her, and plus, she told me she "wants to fuck me". bonus points for that.).

massage: 7/10 (her normal massage is almost as good as a regular sauna)

overall rating: 8/10

tip: 600k.

overall price: 550k (for vip room) + 600k (tip).

minh tam 2 is in district 10, like mmt, but mt2 is on ly thuong kiet. 512 ly thuong kiet (i took a business card). you can find it on google maps, but some pointers: just go down 3 thang 2 until you see ly thuong kiet. mt2 is inside a hotel called the thai binh 2 hotel. it's pretty far down ly thuong kiet, maybe five minutes (but less than 10) down ly thuong kiet.

[QUOTE=FruitNinja; 1548481]Tried finding this based on reviews and was unable to locate it. Anyone have the actual location? Google maps?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Its in Tan Binh district?

Nice, informative, field report declan murphy, I wish more of the people on this site would do as well.

But just a little clerical change is in order; its the "Thanh Binh 2 hotel " for googleing purposes.

Here's a linc to the website.

[url]http://www.hotels.com/ho397960/thanh-binh-2-hotel-ho-chi-minh-city-vietnam/[/url]

Thanks for the great field report, LAT

[QUOTE=Willyboy; 1549232]We were talking about rip-offs a while back. It's endemic to the culture but can be worked. Negotiate everything. I took a cab from the airport to District 1. Got approached by a guy with a Vitasun cap and assumed it was ok. Wrong. The cab pulls up and it says Vitasun on it but it's not one of their regular minivans. But it's 1 in the morning and I want to get horizontal. I'm watching the meter and google maps and see the thing is spinning too fast. WTF! I go along with it. We get to the hotel and it's 200, 000 when it really should be 100, 000. I get out, make sure he gets my bag out of the trunk before I reach for my wallet. He pulls the bag out and puts it on the walk. I reach in my pocket and instead of pulling out my wallet I get my iPhone and start snapping pics of the cab, the number, and the plate. He's got a baffled look on his face. I tell him he's an ass and that the fare should only be 100, 000 and I will call the police from the hotel. He changes his tune right off."Ok OK. 100, 000 please no problem." What an ass. It's not the 100, 000, it's the damn principle. You have to beat them at their own game.

That's probably right. My first trip from the airport with no traffic was a little over 100, 000. This time I took Vinasun in rush hour and it was 156, 000 to the airport. Certainly at 1 am with no traffic it should not have been 200, 000. I could care less about the $8. I spend that every morning at Starbucks. The thing that irks me is they think we are fools. The trip to the airport was 156, 000 and I gave hime 200, 000 and told him to keep the change.[/QUOTE]

Are you a taxi driver or something. I will stand by my original post. A taxi ride from the airport at 1 am should not cost 200, 000. There was zero traffic. I've done it before, others have done it before. This is why the driver let it go when I confronted him. For some reason you cannot do the same. The driver has gone on with his life. Please do the same.

Another thing that you are unable to comprehend is that it's not about the money. I believe this to be true of most westerners. I am more than able to pay 200,000 for a cab ride. I gave the second driver 200,000 because he was honest and a good driver. The first driver was an asshole. Not only did he try to rip me off he wanted to drop me on Biu Vien and let me find the hotel dragging my luggage around at 3 am. Clearly to get back to look for another sucker. This vacation will end up costing me in excess of 10,000 usd. I care about $8??? This type of petty thievery is insulting to most people. I will not be insulted by some guy whose education starts and ends with learning how to drive a car.

Remember what I told you in PM? That still stands.

Thank you and please go about your life. I will.

[QUOTE=Willyboy; 1549232]We were talking about rip-offs a while back. It's endemic to the culture but can be worked. Negotiate everything. I took a cab from the airport to District 1. Got approached by a guy with a Vitasun cap and assumed it was ok. Wrong. The cab pulls up and it says Vitasun on it but it's not one of their regular minivans. But it's 1 in the morning and I want to get horizontal. I'm watching the meter and google maps and see the thing is spinning too fast. WTF! I go along with it. We get to the hotel and it's 200, 000 when it really should be 100, 000. I get out, make sure he gets my bag out of the trunk before I reach for my wallet. He pulls the bag out and puts it on the walk. I reach in my pocket and instead of pulling out my wallet I get my iPhone and start snapping pics of the cab, the number, and the plate. He's got a baffled look on his face. I tell him he's an ass and that the fare should only be 100, 000 and I will call the police from the hotel. He changes his tune right off."Ok OK. 100, 000 please no problem." What an ass. It's not the 100, 000, it's the damn principle. You have to beat them at their own game.

That's probably right. My first trip from the airport with no traffic was a little over 100, 000. This time I took Vinasun in rush hour and it was 156, 000 to the airport. Certainly at 1 am with no traffic it should not have been 200, 000. I could care less about the $8. I spend that every morning at Starbucks. The thing that irks me is they think we are fools. The trip to the airport was 156, 000 and I gave hime 200, 000 and told him to keep the change.[/QUOTE]I'm like FruitNinja in this instance. I will fight the rip off (figuratively speaking) and reinforce the honest behavior with a nice tip. It's not about the money it's about "saving face". If we just accept the rip off price then we might as well walk around slightly bent at the waist with a tube of ky in our hands, ready for insertion, because you can bet your "bottom" dollar that's how they see us if we do.

Just my 50, 000 dong on the subject, LAT

[QUOTE=LuvAsianTang; 1550959]I'm like FruitNinja in this instance. I will fight the rip off (figuratively speaking) and reinforce the honest behavior with a nice tip. It's not about the money it's about "saving face". If we just accept the rip off price then we might as well walk around slightly bent at the waist with a tube of ky in our hands, ready for insertion, because you can bet your "bottom" dollar that's how they see us if we do.

Just my 50, 000 dong on the subject, LAT[/QUOTE]LAT,

Thank you. This guy has made this personal, don't quite understand why, but don't really care. I've spent over 10K USD on this trip. I could care less about 50, 000 vnd. But I do object to being disrespected by someone who's resume consists of "can drive a car." I've never been the type to carry KY, I don't do it in my country and I won't do it traveling. Sadly it's cultural "you have more hence." I spent time with some very successful locals, on the one occasion they let me pay my friend insisted that she audit the check. So apparently it's the norm.

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I conduct my business dealings honestly. I don't understand why that's a foreign idea to some people.

[QUOTE=Declan Murphy; 1549646]HJ service: 8/10 (if you've got a bigger dick, it's a pleasure watching her little hands rubbing all around your shaft. I wish she spent more time washing my cock in the bathtub. But she lets you finger her, and plus, she told me she "wants to fuck me". Bonus points for that.).

Massage: 7/10 (her normal massage is almost as good as a regular sauna)

Overall rating: 8/10

Tip: 600k.

Overall price: 550k (for VIP room) + 600k (tip).[/QUOTE]1,050,000 FOR A Handjob? Really?

This is Vietnam.

I need to give a bad report. I'm mixed about whether or not it's worth it, to write about a bad experience. Who wants to read about bad shit happening? But I guess there's value in it.

So for what it's worth, I recommend that you skip over #16 at Minh Minh Tam. She's decently attractive (I'd say 7/10) , but her attitude is just horrible. She's really (19) , which might have something to do with it. She doesn't know too much about how to pamper a man. And that's the only reason I pay money for the VIP experience. Anyways, she was disinterested, always watching TV, spent ten minutes searching for the right song on her phone, never looked me in the eye. Handjob was uninspired (I'd say 5/10). Not bad, not good. Just average. Just a little bit better than doing it yourself, and again, why pay money then?

I hate giving bad reviews, but if you go to Minh Minh Tam and they give you #16, just send her back (I've sent girls back before. Don't feel bad, you're paying for her!). I have a better review to write in the near future, though.

[QUOTE=LuvAsianTang; 1550898]Nice, informative, field report declan murphy, I wish more of the people on this site would do as well.

But just a little clerical change is in order; its the "Thanh Binh 2 hotel " for googleing purposes.

Here's a linc to the website.

[url]http://www.hotels.com/ho397960/thanh-binh-2-hotel-ho-chi-minh-city-vietnam/[/url]

Thanks for the great field report, LAT[/QUOTE]Thanks for correcting my mistakes, LAT, and for the nice words. I've also enjoyed your reports.

Many thanks!

[QUOTE=FruitNinja; 1548481]Tried finding this based on reviews and was unable to locate it. Anyone have the actual location? Google maps?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Its in Tan Binh district across from maximark.

Here is my first post so please be nice.

So I went to four seasons massage in TB district for the first time after reading fellow posters.

Came in asked for massage and the cute older mamassan quoted 200k. (perhaps I should of asked bang bang when I walked in to massan but there was a ton of people in the room and was kinda shy) I was lead in to the locker area where I recieved a key to a locker, I was told to put all belongings in and lock up, a money sack bag for tipping extra services and a place to put my phone. Took and shower and went up stairs to find a tiny crammed massage room which I then asked for the huge VIP room instead. I paid and extra 50k to upgrade to the huge room with 2 small swin beds located next to each other. I requested for long legged girl and so the tiny asian guy picked me the tallest girl 1. 65 m name thanh with a 7 face so I said ok.). (if you don't like his pick he will bring up a different one)

Decent massage but right away I began feeling my girl up she didn't resist and right away she was like oh if you feel me up ill have to feel you up. She knew I wasnt there for the massage so on the flip she asked 200k HJ 500k BJ but no FS! At that moment I should have walked because I've read in other reports this was possible. But went for option B but I would say she was a 6 at it used her hands mostly. Pop none the less.

Over great facility, nice gelper dude, decent price, but wish I had a better BJ. I will return again.

Keeping up with my reports on the best girls in the sauna business, I recommend #68 at Minh Tam 2, to my brothers in pleasure. She's the kind of girl that you walk by everyday at lunch time in District 1, the girl-next-door kind, that's always smiling about something, or giggling over something on her phone, done up in office gear. But there's just so many of them in this city that you don't notice. If you've lived in Saigon a while and always wanted one of these girls to rub your dick while you jizzed all over her while fingering her, #68 might fit the bill.

When #68 walked in, she was all smiles. She's a genuinely nice girl, that's one of the best things about her. Yes, she knows how to jerk you off, but she doesn't have that "seasoned pro" air about her. Well, not 100. She's naughty enough, too. She walked in and I was sitting in the recliner, finishing a cigarette. She was patient, and sat down next to me and massaged my legs while I finished. She was smiling at me the whole time."What's your name?" she asked me."Declan," I said. And she gave me a little girl. When I was done smoking, she motioned at my shirt and told me to take it off.

My favorite part. She took off my shirt and handed it to her. And then she came up to me, and took off my belt, smiling at me. And then, she took off my pants. She hung the pants and belt on a hanger. She then grabbed my underwear, and slid them down, getting down on her knees. She hung my underwear on a hanger, too. And then she hugged me and held me against her big tits (fake, but very well done). I got a hard on right there, and she didn't miss a beat. She held my dick in her hand, but kept hugging me. It felt really nice for an old hand like me. It isn't often I get to feel a pretty little thing hug me while grabbing my dick.

I got into the steam room and had an erection the whole time. Next, I got into the steam room, still with an erection, and that was another joy. The walls are glass windows, and #68 was sitting in the recliner. She wasn't doing anything except waiting for me. She wasn't even watching TV. She was sitting still in the recliner, looking at the wall, waiting. That's what I call service. When I got into the sauna, I took off my towel and sat there naked. I looked right at her through the windows. She tried not to make eye contact, but there was nothing else to do. Finally, she just looked down. I almost felt like masturbating and cumming all over her face, right then and there.

When I got out, she had a kiss for me. Again, it was like one of those cute little office girls giving me a kiss. She dried me off, told me to sit on the recliner, and dried me off some more. I had my legs up on the leather stool, and she gently pulled my legs apart, and dried my balls and cock. Then she sat down on my armchair and smiled at me. I couldn't resist. Her skirt was right there in front of me, so I pulled her legs apart, too. She didn't stop me. I pulled her panties to the side, and found that she was wet! I pulled her panties to the side, and slowly rubbed my finger up and down her pussy. She had her arms around my head and was just looking at me. Hot.

I warn you that her massage is really hard! I personally like really hard massages, so it was a pleasure, but if you don't like so much pressure, then you might want to tell her to take it easy. She's got very good massage skills, close to the level of a legit place. She has a nice, calm pace, too. She knows how to touch a man.

Before the flip over, she raised my legs up onto her ankles, so that my ass was sticking up into the air. I knew what was coming. She used her fingers to gently rub along my ass cheeks, and then down the legs, and after five minutes of that, she moved up to my asshole. One of the real pleasures in life, paying a young hot girl to massage your asshole. She reached for the baby oil and went to work, gently touching my cock, the underside of my balls, and my asshole, too, of course. She did this for at least ten minutes. It was outstanding. In fact, the whole massage went over 2hrs, so she isn't a clock-watcher.

The handjob was excellent, as expected. She was smiling when I turned around, and slowly started working my cock up and down. I pulled out her tits and looked at them for a couple minutes. They're fake, but very well done, one of the better boob jobs I've seen in Vietnam. I'd say they were 36B's. Another one of the great pleasures in life: to see a young, hot vietnamese girl with her tits out and rubbing your dick very slowly with baby oil. After a couple minutes of that, I reached under her skirt and felt her pussy. It was wet. I started fingering her again, and she made these little moans. Even better than the load, fake moans that vietnamese girls are so fond of. We went at it for ten minutes, and I fingered the shit out of her. She was making out with me by the end of it, and that's how I blew my load, while making out with her. I jizzed all over her uniform. When she finally got up, I pulled my finger out of her pussy and smelled it right in front of her.

Overall Ratings:

Face: 7/10 (she could be a District 1 office girl).

Body: 7/10 (fake tits, but very good quality. 36B's, has a wet pussy.).

Attitude: 10/10 (smiling, laughing, girl-next-door, but gets naughty enough. Great combination.)

HJ service: 8/10 (love the way she played with my asshole; really took a lot of time to do it).

Massage: 8/10 (She gives a very hard massage, which I like, but if you like gentler massage, might be more of a 7/10 for you)

Overall rating: 8/10

Tip: 600k.

Overall price: 550k (for VIP room) + 600k (tip).

See my other posts for Minh Tam 2's location. It's located inside the Thai Binh 2 Hotel. LuvAsianTang also gave good directions below. If you google it, you can find the hotel's info. Some of the sauna's staff can speak a bit of English. Call ahead and book the girl you want, just to be safe.

2nd Day in Vietnam and the Missus decided to go visit the in laws. I was to get some rest and maybe a foot massage. Well of course I take a walk down to Le Duyen for some over priced hottie massage to get me in the mood then a 120K taxi ride to Maximark. Thank god I told the taxi to let me off as soon as I saw Than long otherwise I would have had to cross that mess that is Cong Hoa. I had a vague idea of where to go so I ended up going about 4 or 5 blocks down Thang long looking around very conspicuously then back tracking after seeing way too much of nothing. Luckly I decided to head down one of the alleyways, thinking I'll just hit up one of the korean restaurants worst case scenario. No sooner do I make this fatalistic decision do I see a big ole sign that says Four Seasons Massage (its always when you stop trying). I walk in and right away its you want a massage and make love? Why sure, why not. Small talk with the attendant while he tries to track down shorts that will fit my fat ass. In the shower with mycell phone bag and locker key. Out to be greated by a fairly hot (yet a little older with plenty of make up) piece of ass in a miniskirt (she later said her name was Anh? Maybe An). Up we go (I don't bother with a line up as I'm just happy to have found the place. Oh I also don't haggle the mama when she says it's a million Sorry guys but my fat ass / is / was and always will be desperate for a hot piece of ass even if I had one riding on each of my limbs). For some reason it was boom boom first (not that I minded one bit) she did the obligatory Ohhh so big BS and started blowing me like a champ before putting on a cover and hopping on top. It was a great ride up until I heard an iphone go off and thought it was the wife. I tried to bust as fast as I could only to find out it was hers (haha). It was massage time, she had a slightly plain face but a decent rack. Lots of small talk and a semi decent massage later she started doing pressure point massage on my nutsack (need to get my wife to learn that somehow) and boom I was at attention. She asked if I still wanted more (like she didn't know with Mr happy at attention) and if she was ok to do it. Of course I said yes and yes. She gave me a ok'ish BJ but finished with a HJ with her sucking on my nips. Of course she said if I enjoyed it I should tip her well. Now I wish I could end this report right there, because I know you guys will be pissed with what I did next. I tipped them both 400k and paid the 1mill to the momma. Maybe I will plead insanity next time if they expect the same tip or then again maybe I will be too desperate for pussy to care. Just for reference when you guys went did you pay 800k total or was that just fee and then tip the ladies?

[QUOTE=Mojoke;1553099]2nd Day in Vietnam and the Missus decided to go visit the in laws. I was to get some rest and maybe a foot massage. Well of course I take a walk down to Le Duyen for some over priced hottie massage to get me in the mood then a 120K taxi ride to Maximark. Thank god I told the taxi to let me off as soon as I saw Than long otherwise I would have had to cross that mess that is Cong Hoa. I had a vague idea of where to go so I ended up going about 4 or 5 blocks down Thang long looking around very conspicuously then back tracking after seeing way too much of nothing. Luckly I decided to head down one of the alleyways, thinking I'll just hit up one of the korean restaurants worst case scenario. No sooner do I make this fatalistic decision do I see a big ole sign that says Four Seasons Massage (its always when you stop trying). I walk in and right away its you want a massage and make love? Why sure, why not. Small talk with the attendant while he tries to track down shorts that will fit my fat ass. In the shower with mycell phone bag and locker key. Out to be greated by a fairly hot (yet a little older with plenty of make up) piece of ass in a miniskirt (she later said her name was Anh? Maybe An). Up we go (I don't bother with a line up as I'm just happy to have found the place. Oh I also don't haggle the mama when she says it's a million Sorry guys but my fat ass / is / was and always will be desperate for a hot piece of ass even if I had one riding on each of my limbs). For some reason it was boom boom first (not that I minded one bit) she did the obligatory Ohhh so big BS and started blowing me like a champ before putting on a cover and hopping on top. It was a great ride up until I heard an iphone go off and thought it was the wife. I tried to bust as fast as I could only to find out it was he her sucking on my nips. Of course she said if I enjoyed it I should tip her well. Now I wish I could end this report right there, because I know you guys will be pissed with what I did next. I tipped them both 400k and paid the 1mill to the momma. Maybe I will plead insanity next time if they expect the same tip or then again maybe I will be too desperate for pussy to care. Just for reference when you guys went did you pay 800k total or was that just fee and then tip the ladies?[/QUOTE]This why I dread posting address the 800k is the total price its 600k to the girl and 200k to the shop. There are places in smaller cities where you can fuck young pretty girls for 150k so don't think 800k is too cheap. By paying 1-4mill you just spoiling it.