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Thailand and Cambodia Diary, day 16
This diary continues from the Bangkok, Siem Reap, Phnom Penh and Sihanoukville threads.
DAY 16.
The journey from Sihanoukville back to Thailand was long and tiring. I woke up slightly hungover after a 7am alarm call and it took five bone-shaking hours to reach the Cambodian border town of Ko Kong by bus. The scenery was pleasant as we approached the border. The border-crossing took an hour because the queues at immigration and passport control were long and disorganised. Once in Thailand I took a minibus up the coast from Hat Lek to Trat (90 minutes) and a then a separate bus to Pattaya (three hours). It was 7. 30pm by the time I was dropped off at Pattaya's bus station.
I asked a motorbike driver to take me to Lek Hotel. It's located on the junction of Soi 13 and 2nd Road, conveniently located for Walking Street and Soi LK Metro, as well as most of the massage parlours. It's a large hotel with over 100 rooms, priced at 800, 1200 and 1600 baht. I opted for a mid-price room which I was very pleased with. It was on the 6th floor and the balcony overlooked the swimming pool. It was clean and spacious and when I tested the bed it was comfortable. After such a long day there was an overwhelming temptation to close my eyes and fall asleep but I wanted to hit the ground running and go with a girl on my first night in Pattaya.
I'd slept with 11 girls so far and with six and a half days of my trip remaining I was on course to reach my target of 20. I planned to fuck two girls each day I was in Pattaya and I wouldn't do that by sleeping.
I decided that a soapy body-to-body massage would be the perfect way to relax after the day of travel I had endured. Pattaya has lots of massage parlours but I chose to go to one I knew from my previous trip, SABAI DEE. I knew where it was located, I knew that it had lots of girls and I knew that soapy massages were on the menu. I showered and got ready, taking a few condoms from my supplies before setting off. It took 20 minutes to walk there from my hotel.
Sabai Dee is a large colourful building located on 2nd road. It was 9pm when I walked in and sat down in front of a large L-shaped fishbowl (although 'fishbowl' probably isn't the most accurate description as there was no glass). There were 50 girls sitting on four rows of steps. A middle-aged papasan informed me that those on the left cost 2400 and those on the right were cheaper at 2000 baht. I bought a drink and weighed up the talent. The girls smiled and waved to me as I looked in their direction. Some of them playfully blew me a kiss while the older, less pretty girls were more suggestive, mimicking blow-jobs. I prefer the girls who smile sweetly.
I saw four strong candidates. 20 and 59 were both young and pretty while there was an older girl with big natural tits that would be perfect for the massage. Whether to choose 'young and pretty' or 'experienced and curvy' is the eternal dilemma in soapy massage parlours.
I opted for number 95, a pretty girl with a classical Thai look. She had an elegance and smiled serenely whenever I looked in her direction. I informed the papasan of my choice and went to pay at the desk. She cost 2400 baht. As I was waiting for my change the girl came to stand next to me. She looked prettier up close. She was wearing tight jeans and a warm smile. I was pleased with my choice.
She took my hand and led me to the elevator. As we were climbing up to the 3rd floor she told me that her name was Annie and she was 25 years old from Isaan. Once in the room she started running hot water in to the bath as I sat on the edge of a large double bed. I noticed a mirror on the ceiling directly above the bed, always a nice touch. In front of the bath was a tiled area where there was an inflatable mattress stood against the wall.
We got undressed and she had a beautiful body. She was about five foot tall and was slim with small but firm tits. She had long dark hair but tied it back before we got in to the bath together. It's a great way to break the ice, chatting to your choice of girl as she lathers you with soap. As always happens at this point I got hard and she smiled knowingly. She carefully soaped and cleaned it and I shivered in anticipation. My enforced three day drought was about to come to an end.
I asked her what 'you are beautiful' is in Thai and she told me 'sabai mat mat'. I repeated it to her and unless I'm mistaken she blushed. I imagine myself to sound like James Bond when I deliver lines as smooth as this.
She lay the inflatable mattress on the floor and covered it with soap before asking me to lie down on my front. Then she poured soap suds over my back before using her body to slip and slide over me.
This is where the big-boobed girl would have been especially enjoyable but although Annie had small tits, feeling them and her neatly trimmed Bush rubbing up and down my body felt great. After five magical minutes she asked me to turn over. 'This big' she said, stroking my dick. I think she probably says that to all of her customers! She rubbed her tits over it and I had to think of the off-side law to make sure I didn't shoot my load.
After we dried ourselves she asked me to sit on the end of the bed before kneeling in front of me and giving me a sensational blowjob. She sucked me deeply, licked, kissed and teased, all with lots of sexy eye contact. She assertively pushed me to lie back and I watched her head bobbing up and down in the ceiling mirror. As she expertly sucked, she dragged her fingernails down my chest which surprised me at first but felt great. This girl definitely had skills.
I was desperate to get in to her. We swapped positions and she knelt on all fours on the edge of the bed as I stood behind and eased in to her tight pussy. 'Slowly slowly' she said. I did as she said, fucking her with long, deep strokes as she reached behind and tickled my balls. I increased the pace and before long I was slapping in to her as she groaned noisily. Next she lay on her back and spread her legs invitingly. I slid in but disappointingly when I leaned forward to kiss her, she told me 'I only kiss boyfriend'. Apart from that she was a great fuck, thrusting her hips at me in perfect sync. Up to this point she'd acted in a lady-like manner so it surprised me when she wrapped her legs around me and said 'oh yeah, fuck me, my pussy is yours'. I love it when you unleash a tiger in the bedroom!
We finished with her riding me. Again, it was expertly done as she grinded her hips on mine while staring in to my eyes. Although she had small tits, her nipples were erect. Like doggy and mish before, we started slowly but before long she was bouncing up and down, groaning and clawing at my chest. It was a great sight in the ceiling mirror. 'I nearly come, I nearly come' she gasped and our bodies writhed together as we climaxed. She fell forward and lay on top of me for two minutes, me still inside her, as we got our breaths back.
What amazing sex. She was one of those rare finds who isn't just great at sex, she had the ability to surprise and delight. It was a shame she didn't kiss or I would have taken her number and arranged another meeting.
As we got changed she told me that while I had been making my choice earlier, some of the girls were talking about me. Apparently they liked me because in Annie's words, 'you handsome and you have nice jeans and shoes'. Appearance doesn't matter as much in massage parlours where girls go with customers regardless of what they look like, but it was an interesting insight in to a working girls mentality. Dress smartly and the girls are more likely to like you.
I gave her a generous tip. She deserved it because she was an excellent performer and knew how to please. We shared the lift down to the ground floor with a chubby Malaysian man in a Manchester United shirt and a pretty young girl with curly hair and braces on her teeth. She shared a joke with Annie in Thai and they both giggled before Annie squeezed my hand and smiled. The lift door opened and I gave Annie a hug before I left. What a great girl to get the Pattaya leg of this trip up-and-running.
I stepped out in to the heat and walked back to my hotel along 2nd Road. There were lots of beer-bars with up to a dozen girls in each. I passed a small bar called Kannika, where I bar-fined a lovely girl four years ago on my previous trip to Pattaya. Unsurprisingly she wasn't there. It would have been nice to see her but I was glad she wasn't there. I liked to think that she had returned to her province and set up the business she talked about with the money she made in Pattaya. It highlighted the ever-changing shift of girls in Thailand's biggest adult playground.
It was 11pm by the time I got back to my hotel. Pattaya comes alive at night but 12 hours of travel from Cambodia had exhausted me. As enticing as a trip to Walking Street sounded, I couldn't summon the energy. I needed a good nights sleep. Besides I was happy with my first night in Pattaya and Annie had provided me with the best sex of the trip so far.
It was good to be back in Pattaya.
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Thailand and Cambodia diary, day 17
I slept well and took advantage of Lek Hotel's all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet for 150 baht. I had a busy day lined up. I wanted to visit Devil's Den during the afternoon, a place famed for porn-style threesomes, and then meet my friend Macca for a gogo tour of Walking Street at night. Three girls in one day, that was the plan.
DEVIL'S DEN is located on Soi LK Metro. To get there I walked north down 2nd Road (with the beach to the left) and turned right in to Soi Diana, opposite Mike's Shopping Mall. I walked past the beer-bars and near the end of the road turned left in to Soi LK Metro, an L-shaped road that contains about 15 gogo bars. Devil's Den is about 30 meters past the right-hand turn.
A couple of girls were lazing on couches outside as I pushed the door open and entered. It was 6pm. I sat on a stool at the small bar and ordered myself a drink as the manager explained the rules. Devil's Den has an almost identical set-up to Eden's in Bangkok in which the girls line up against a wall and you choose two of them. Just like Eden's there is a yellow line on the floor and the girls stand either one side or the other depending on whether they do anal sex. In Eden's you pick your favourite girl and ask her to pick a friend to ensure a better threesome experience but the manager of Devil's Den told me that 'all girls work well with each other'.
'Are you ready to choose? ' he asked. I was ready. The available girls walked in and lined up. There were 10 but the selection was below par. It didn't live up to my expectations having seen some of the girls on the website. The girls were older than I usually go for but I suppose you don't come to Devil's Den for stunning 18 year olds. Besides, I'd already had a threesome with two young girls in Phnom Penh, this afternoon was all about the porn-style experience. Some had nice bodies, none better than the girl standing at the far left, squeezed in to a black dress. She had big tits so she was my first choice. She came and stood next to me. It felt like being back at school when I had to pick football teams.
I looked up and down the line and some of the girls looked bored, so I chose a girl in a red dress who smiled a lot. Both my choices were from the 'no anal' side of the yellow line. The remaining girls placed their hands together in a wai and said 'khop kun khop' before walking out.
The girls led me upstairs to a small, dark room which had a double bed surrounded by mirrors. At the foot of the bed there was a swing hanging from the ceiling. We got undressed and I couldn't take my eyes off the body of first girl I had chosen. She was all hips, lips and tits. She introduced herself as Luck and she was 28. The other girl had a more petite figure. Her name was Holly and she was 33. Both girls were chatty, not just with me but each other, so I knew I had picked well.
Holly showered me and Luck dried me with a towel before I was asked to lie on the bed. The girls lay either side and stroked me. 'My goodness' Luck said in a comical English manner when she saw I was hard. She then starting kissing me while Holly went to work down below, giving me an excellent blowjob. After a few minutes I heard a buzzing and looked in the ceiling mirror to see Holly holding a vibrator. I thought for a moment that she was going to ram it where the sun don't shine but thankfully not. She used it to tease my balls and ass-hole and continued to suck me as Luck pushed her tits in to my face. This definitely wasn't my normal Monday afternoon.
You get two 'pops' in Devil's Den and I wanted to fuck them both. Holly lowered herself on to me first. She had small tits but nipples that begged to be sucked. I leaned up to kiss her but she turned her head away shyly. It's funny that you can meet girls who are happy to let you fuck them any way you like but refuse to kiss. Usually it's a sign that they have a boyfriend. I turned and kissed Luck instead. She was a great kisser with big soft lips and a tongue with a mind of its own.
I leaned forward, held Holly and flipped her on to her back. I fucked her hard as Luck teased herself with a vibrator. Her eyes rolled back and her free hand played with her nipples. If her aim was to tease, it worked. I swapped condoms and fucked her, firstly in mish with lots of kissing and then doggy-style with me stood at the end of the bed. I enjoyed slapping in to her soft arse as I grabbed her dangling tits. Holly pressed up behind me and pushed her hips with each thrust. I finished with Luck on top and held her big tits as I shot my load.
In Devil's Den you get 90 minutes so we lay on the bed chatting. The girls tried to teach me Thai, pointing at body-parts and making me repeat what it was in Thai (the only one I can remember is 'nom' which means 'nipple'). Luck spoke excellent English and although Holly's was limited, she had a cheeky personality and found it hilarious to slap my bottom as hard as she could! At one point Holly and Luck had a conversation in Thai while studying my dick, which by now had sprung back in to life. Luck said 'Holly likes big, she said this perfect'. Both girls burst out laughing. I'm sure they use the same line to all of their customers! Moments later Luck asked 'another go? '
Luck gave me a good blowjob with her big soft lips as Holly licked my chest. I wanted to try the swing. Holly sat on it and Luck strapped her arms and legs so that she was suspended in the air with her legs spread invitingly at a convenient height. I stood in front of her and pulled her on to me. The swing gave perfect access to her pussy and once we found our rhythm it felt good, the springs squeaking with each thrust. I was tempted to fuck her to a knee-trembling climax but instead I lay on the bed and she rode me energetically, like she was Queen of the Rodeo. In contrast to earlier she leaned forward and kissed me passionately. I'm not sure what prompted her to kiss now when she refused earlier but I didn't complain.
To finish I fucked Luck again, first me on top and then her riding me to a climax, her long hair cascading on to my chest as I fondled her perfect tits. It was a great session with two girls aiming to please. We got changed and I asked to take a few pics. Disappointingly they said that photos aren't allowed which was strange as their photos are on the website. I assume that Devil's Den only want professional studio shots of their girls in the public domain.
I gave both girls a tip and they walked me downstairs. On the ground floor I walked towards the door before the girls laughed and reminded me that I hadn't paid yet. I wasn't trying to do a runner, I'm just used to paying up front. At Devil's Den you pay afterwards which shows that the manager is confident that his girls will deliver a great service. It cost 3600 baht which is expensive but for that I got to have two pops with two girls any way I liked for 90 minutes. It's the kind of sex that will live long in the memory.
Outside there were now 15 girls lounging around. One looked younger than the rest and was an 8/10. As ever with places like this it can be a 'lucky dip' which girls are available at your time of visit. It is possible to book ahead via the website.
On this trip I'd eaten lots of Asian food but there comes a point when you need to refuel on Western stodge. I went to McDonalds and gorged on a Big Mac meal which tasted great. Energised and with a spring in my step, I decided to go to Walking Street early, so I could have a wander before my meeting with Macca at 10pm.
I walked there along BEACH ROAD. In the one kilometre stretch from the end of Soi 13 to Walking Street, there were probably 100 freelancers, sat on the concrete benches that line the path. They reminded me of merekats, their heads darting around to follow single men walking past. Most were aged between 25 and 40 and not exactly beauty queens. These are the girls that guys go with who boast about how cheap they can find 'stunners'. Unfortunately their stunner was probably Miss Thailand 1973.
You tend to get what you pay for in Asia and this is the bargain basement of Thailand's biggest pay-for-play scene. However, quality can be found even here. A few of the older girls were quite foxy and would undoubtedly give a good time for a cheap price. There were also lots of girls in their 20s and I counted three I'd rate as attractive. I suspect their prices would be higher than the 500 baht short-time prices quoted online. If you take one of these girls, ask yourself why she isn't working in a bar (after all, there is no shortage of bars for girls of any age to work at in Pattaya). I'd suggest locking up your valuables and wearing a condom.
I reached WALKING STREET at 9. 15pm. As its name suggests it's a long pedestrianised street lined with beer-bars, gogo bars and nightclubs. It's a blaze of neon, a cacophony of sound and perhaps one of the best people-watching spots on the planet. There are girls everywhere you look. Attractive young 'hello girls' holding happy-hour signs stand outside each bar and chorus 'helloooo! ' when guys walk past, freelancers patrol up and down and sexy girls dance on tables in beer-bar complexes that contain hundreds of excitable young Thai girls. If you can't see a girl you like on Walking Street you've got the sex drive of a breeze block.
There are also a crazy amount of tourists. You can't have a relaxing stroll while perving on the girls because hundreds of people swarm in both directions and you'll accidentally walk in to someone. It's not just men looking for a girl, there are families, couples holding hands, street performers and even huge tour groups of middle-aged Japanese women following their flustered tour-guide, flag raised high. It's a bizarre mix of people. It doesn't feel like a red light district, it feels like Angkor what with nudity and neon.
Macca suggested that we meet at ALCATRAZ at 10pm so I got there early. There is a bar outside overlooking Walking Street, so I ordered a Singha beer and sat on a stool. It was the perfect vantage point to survey the action. As I watched the river of people drifting past I wondered what percentage of them were actually looking to find a girl that night. I decided probably a third. Right in front of me were Alcatraz's 'hello girls' and I watched as they tried to coax customers to enter. As its name suggests Alcatraz has a prison theme and the girls wore black faux-leather outfits with handcuffs on their belts. I tapped one girl on the shoulder and suggested to her that she should handcuff passers-by.
As I was admiring a blond western girl pole-dancing in the window of Moulin Rouge opposite, a group of eight Indian men tried to enter Alcatraz. Two burly security guards stepped in their way and told them that they couldn't enter. I didn't hear what reason was given but I was shocked and wondered why. I heard a story from a girl once that sometimes Indians pay for a girl and try to get their friends involved for no additional money.
Macca arrived and it was good to catch up over a cold beer. He's a well-renowned singer in England and I hadn't seen him since the infamous groupie incident in Blackpool a few years earlier. He told me that our friend Owen would be joining us in a few days time. I was looking forward to both of them showing me what Pattaya has to offer.
Ten minutes later Conny arrived. He was staying at the same hotel as Macca and was one of those people who seemed to always have a smile on his face. Who can blame him, he's in Pattaya! He had already bar-fined a girl for later but wanted to join us on our bar-crawl. The three of us entered Alcatraz. Would we be able to escape?
It looked like a prison inside. Then again, if prisons had 10 sexy girls dancing topless I'd rob a bank tomorrow! There were 25 girls and all were young. I spotted a gorgeous girl with a customer nearby and another fine specimen on stage. Just as I was about to point her out to Macca, he nodded towards her and said 'she's pretty'. Three young girls walked around with a tequila shot tray. If I was on my own I would have bought a drink for the topless cutie on stage but we wanted to visit as many gogo bars as possible.
We finished our beers and walked to BEACH CLUB, one of Macca's favourites. It's located down Soi 15 and has an unusual layout with ten round tables lining the walls and a topless girl dancing on each. We were ushered to a table in the middle and before I had even been served my drink Conny was jokingly spanking a pretty young waitress who was giggling. He's a quick worker! Every five minutes the girls stepped on to the next table, giving customers a close-up view of the talent on offer. There were some good looking girls.
I was admiring a blond with large fake tits when a girl walked up to me and leaned against my shoulder. She was a 6/10 but was a sweet girl and had firm tits with bullet-like nipples. I knew I wouldn't be bar-fining her but I bought her a lady-drink anyway. 120 baht isn't a bad price to have a topless young girl sat on my knee for 15 minutes.
Although I liked Beach Club, the bar-fine is steep at 1000 baht, nearly double the price of the gogo bars in Bangkok. Macca suggested that the bar-fine is high to keep girls and customers inside the bar which makes sense. Big money can be made selling over-priced drinks to regular tourists, so bars recognise the need to keep their star attractions on show. That's the problem when a red-light district becomes so touristy. Compare that to Angeles in Philippines, a dedicated red-light district without casual tourists, where prices are far cheaper as a result.
Next we touched down at AIRPORT, a narrow venue with a stage down the middle and benches along each wall. Its intimate layout reminded me of Typhoon in Angeles, one of my favourite bars. The waitresses wore cute stewardess outfits and hats. Sadly we didn't get a safety announcement telling us where the emergency exits are located and where to find the sick-bags. Fortunately the latter wasn't necessary as 10 pretty girls were dancing on stage and there were three more naked in a jacuzzi. You don't get that at Suvarnabhumi Airport!
Macca was hoping to see a girl called Nong, who he described as his favourite girl in Pattaya. Disappointingly she wasn't there. It was a shame because I was learning that Macca and I had similar taste in girls. He told me 'you'd probably meet her and wonder why I like her' but I don't think that would be the case. The best girls aren't necessarily the prettiest, they are simply the ones that you click with, who have a smile on their face and a sparkle in their eye. I thought back to 'China Doll' from Atlantis a few years earlier. She wasn't the best-looking girl (in fact I was attracted to her by her big natural tits) but she was the funniest, silliest, most affectionate girl I've ever been with. Girls like her and Nong are the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow when guys like Macca and I come to Asia.
I saw a very pretty girl with curly hair sitting next to the door. Three times I looked over and three times she smiled back. When she got up on stage I thought 'game on' but sadly the warmth evaporated. I wanted to make eye contact with her and invite her down for a drink but she only had eyes for herself in the mirror and didn't once look in my direction. Conny was clinking bottles with a cutie sat on his lap. He'd already bar-fined a girl for later but there's no harm in looking for other girls for other nights.
'Where next? ' I shouted to Macca over the music. He laughed and said 'I've got to take you to Windmill. Owen will kill me, it's a terrible place! ' It wasn't the most glowing recommendation I've heard but I was intrigued. WINDMILL is located down Soi Diamond and is billed as 'Pattaya's naughtiest bar'. It was a small venue with six topless girls on stage and two girls doing a lesbian routine in the corner. We were shown to stools next to the stage, next to one of the oldest gogo girls I have ever seen. She must have been over 40 and was fingering her pussy. I nearly went back to Airport to fetch a sick-bag.
Interaction with the girls is encouraged. A girl bent on all fours and asked me to spank her and when Conny tweaked the huge nipples of another girl (Macca: 'you could get Radio 1 on those') , she handed him a condom and invited him to insert his finger up her pussy. He declined her kind invitation.
Although the talent levels were low, I like bars that offer something different. The prettiest girl had a 7/10 face but had eaten a few too many fast-food meals. Sometimes I don't mind a bit of meat on the bone and she definitely had a sexy arse, emphasised by her friend who was spanking her. She suggestively knelt on all-fours in front of us as Conny enquired about prices. The bar-fine was 700 baht and she quoted 2000 for short-time.
At 12. 30am we walked in to HAPPY GOGO which is located at the end of Soi Happy (between Soi 15 and Soi 16). Straight away I liked the place. It had a well-lit stage in the middle on which a dozen pretty girls were dancing in skimpy underwear. There were about 50 girls sat around the bar and the dance shifts were short and sweet, giving customers an opportunity to see lots of girls dancing. The place had a fun atmosphere. Good call Macca.
When I go to a gogo bar if I see one girl I would like to bar-fine, I'm happy. Sometimes I get lucky and see two but in Happy I saw four strong candidates within ten minutes of arriving. My favourite was dancing on a small stage in the corner. She was wearing a different outfit to the girls on the main stage, exposing less flesh. I suspected that she was a 'coyote girl' but she was a 10/10 in my books. I asked a waitress to invite her down to join me for a drink.
She was exceptionally pretty up close. Her name was Kin and she was 23. She had long curly hair, a dazzling smile and beautiful golden skin. I bought her a drink and she hugged up to me as we got to know each other. Her English wasn't good so after the usual questions (what your name? Where you from?) we needed the aid of a young waitress to act as translator. It was a strange three-way conversation, especially when I enquired about the price.
I held my breath as the waitress asked Kin. I suspected that she wouldn't accept bar-fines and even if she did, it would be expensive. Through the waitress Kin told me that the bar-fine was 700 baht and she charged 2500 baht for short-time or 4000 for long-time. It was pricy but not as high as I feared. She was a special girl and girls who quote 2500 will usually come down to 2000. That's a reasonable price to pay for a girl of her quality.
I was very tempted but after I popped the money question, Kin wasn't as fun and flirty. Sometimes this happens when girls are suddenly faced with the prospect of sleeping with a stranger.
Normally I will buy the girl another drink and play silly games to help her relax but I was enjoying my gogo crawl and didn't want to bar-fine too early. The waitress hurried my decision by telling me if I didn't pay Kin's bar-fine, she had to go back up to dance. I let her go. She was a strong option for later.
Happy had plenty of other good lookers. Macca pointed out a lovely girl dancing at the front of the stage, who's hair was tied up (Macca: 'the one with a pineapple on her head'). She kept smiling to him but when the bell rang and she stepped off stage right in front of our table, she walked past without looking in his direction. Perhaps she was already with another customer.
I paid my bill but as I waited for change, an 8/10 with wavy blond hair came up to me. I couldn't help but notice that she had large tits. She gave me a big hug, a calculated attempt to let me feel her prize assets up close. I hugged her for a little longer than perhaps I should and added her on to my mental shortlist for later. As I walked out I passed Kin dancing in front of two transfixed Korean men. I'd be amazed if she was still available if I returned later.
It was 1am and the time had come for Conny to meet up with the girl he had bar-fined. We said goodbye and went to I-BAR next, a large bar below Insomnia. It was busy and girls outnumbered men by 2 to 1. Nightclubs like Insomnia and Lucifer are popular with girls from gogo bars and massage parlours after they finish work (or return from an earlier short-time) as well as freelance girls looking to hook up with a customer. There were lots of girls, chatting away, having a drink and a good time. The advantage of picking up girls in nightclubs is the price. You don't have to pay anything to the bar and long-time can be secured for as little as 1000-1500 baht. The prettier girls will probably charge more. Compare that to the 4000 baht I was quoted by Kin for long-time.
There were some good looking girls and there was an exciting pick-up atmosphere. We positioned ourselves near the entrance and five pretty young girls each smiled to us as they walked past. We saw a petite young hottie nearby wearing tight jeans, handing bottles of beer to her group of friends. We suspected that she worked in one of the gogo bars and had already completely a short-time liaison with a customer and was now treating her friends to a night out. Her friends weren't as pretty and one of them kept looking over, so did my 'shoulder dance' which made her laugh. When Macca and I walked out she high-fived me. It was then that I saw Miss Tight Jeans up close and she was a 9/10. She was the type of girl you'd pay double the price for if you met her in a gogo bar.
If you're prepared to stay up late, nightclubs are a rich source of great girls available for cheap prices. However you'd need good game because nightclubs are busy public places and often the girls gather in groups. If you dress well and look friendly you will stand a chance.
It was 2am. Usually I'd be panicking by now that I hadn't got a girl but I was having too much fun visiting lots of bars with my wingman. Also I'd had a threesome earlier so didn't feel any pressure to take another girl. Where next?
We spotted a few cute 'hello girls' outside BABY DOLLS. We told them that we'd enter if they spanked us with their signs and they gleefully obliged. A little saddle-sore, we entered and sat next to a big stage on which eight girls were dancing. There were lots of fake tits and tattoos on show. Normally I go for the cute types but sometimes I like to mix things up with a girl from the opposite side of the spectrum. A slutty looking girl with huge fake tits caught my eye. She reminded me of a memorable fuck I had with a prostitute from Amsterdam once and given the way she danced, she'd definitely perform in the bedroom. The air-con was switched to 'cool' so the girls danced with great energy.
I'd been pleasantly surprised so far tonight by the lack of pressure to buy lady-drinks but within a minute of sitting down at SENSATIONS a young blond asked me for a drink. Seconds later another girl sat astride me and started grinding her hips on mine. She pulled my face in to her tits and then kissed me full on the lips. She wasn't shy. She had an average face but it's nice to have a hot-bodied young girl showering me with affection so I bought her a lady-drink. Her name was Tom and she was 21 years young.
There were two stages with ten girls on each. The bar obviously has a policy of employing cute girl-next-door types as opposed to girls with fake tits, fake hair extensions and fake smiles. I saw three strong candidates to bar-fine if it wasn't for the fact that I had Tom dry-humping me and trying to stick her tongue as far down my throat as possible. My favourite was a cutie with a Japanese look. She had pale skin, a heart-shaped face and big natural tits that were fighting to get out of the stripy top she was wearing.
The bar-fine was 1000 baht and Tom quoted 2000 for short-time and 3000 for long-time. That meant it would cost me 4000 baht (£87) to bar-fine an average looker for long-time! Compare that to Angeles where a 10/10 can be bar-fined for 1700 pesos (£27) all-in for all night. That's less than a third of the price. Walking Street is definitely not cheap. 'It's like Soho! ' Macca joked.
Despite that, I liked Sensations and the girls were lots of fun. When I left, I picked Tom up and carried her towards the exit as if I was kidnapping her. She screamed which the other girls found funny.
By 3. 30am Walking Street was substantially quieter. The big tour groups were conspicuous by their absence and freelance girls lingered at the side of the street, looking for a late hook-up. There were lots to choose from and some were pretty. Given the high prices in the bars, perhaps it is this time of night when Walking Street offers the best value-for-money. There also seemed more ladyboys at this time of night, looking to get their claws in to unsuspecting guys.
We entered LUCIFER. Although lots of people were dancing, Macca told me it was quiet. It was dark so it was hard to gauge the talent but it didn't have the same exciting pick-up atmosphere as I-Bar. Macca's mood wasn't improved when he bought us a beer each and was charged 340 baht. That's the price of two drinks in London! I can accept high prices in gogo bars because customers get to watch naked girls dancing but how can a nightclub justify those prices? If this kind of rip-off mentality spreads, Pattaya will become another Patpong. We sat on stools near the exit, hoping to catch a cute girl as she left, but we didn't see any worth intercepting.
By now it was late so we decided to call it a night. I thanked Macca for being an excellent guide and we agreed to meet again when Owen arrived in a few days. I briefly considered going back to Happy A-Gogo but doubted that Kin would still be there at such a late hour. Miss Tight Jeans from I-Bar was my second favourite girl of the night but she was a freelancer so could be anywhere by now. I had met lots of other pretty girls too but suddenly I realised how tired I was and decided that it was time for bed.
I walked back to my hotel via BEACH ROAD on the off-chance that I could find a girl for a quickie but there were slim pickings at such a late hour. All that remained were a few older girls. An Indian man with a thick moustache was haggling with one of the girls but she didn't seem to be in any mood to lower her price.
I got back to my room and collapsed on to my head. Despite not taking a girl, I went to sleep happy. I had a threesome at Devil's Den and Macca had taken me to some great bars on Walking Street. Of course the prices were steep but I had seen many gorgeous girls and enjoyed visiting lots of bars.
It had been a good day and a better night.
