Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Ricardo Torres; 1481318]CASA BLANCA / THE MANSION or whatever you want to call it, has announced a new policy regarding alcohol consumption, which to me is a fuking joke, but they can do as they please, as it is there business:

Quoted from the newsletter of La Cueva.

"Starting October 15th any beverages consumed anywhere outside the rooms, will have to be purchased through us, which translates into a very small increase. For Example: a bottle of Absolute Vodka costs $61. 200 in the super market. $120. 000 at La Cueva, And we would sell it for $70. 000 an increase of just 8. 800 pesos (or less than 5 dollars)

Any bottle of liquor you bring in from the outside for instance duty free will incur a $20. 000 pesos charge (about $10. 00 USD) this does not apply if you consume the liquor inside your room)"[/QUOTE]Rooms go for $90. 00 to $120. 00 a night [url]http://hotelmedellinplaza.com/rooms.html[/url] I can find hundreds of places in Medellin for one half to one third the price that are actually nicer than Mc Mansion [url]www.booking.com[/url] [url]www.airbnb.com[/url] I can get better personal service from [url]www.colombiajake.com[/url]

[QUOTE=TweedleD; 1481356]Rooms go for $90. 00 to $120. 00 a night.

[url]http://hotelmedellinplaza.com/rooms.html[/url]

I can find hundreds of places in Medellin for one half to one third the price that are actually nicer than Mc Mansion.

[url]www.booking.com[/url]

[url]www.airbnb.com[/url]

I can get better personal service from.

[url]www.colombiajake.com[/url][/QUOTE]No doubt the Mansion has gotten very expensive, but the rooms are almost always filled up way ahead of time, so they must be doing something right.

Are there really big titties everywhere in Medellin? I'm asking because I care more for the boobs than the butts.

Do what You Want? What are Expecting?

To each its own, I can not afford to go the Mansion now, and wish I was young enough, but still know I can still Please the Chicas, if I had the Cash.

I know the Chicas will get a great licking from me. Chupa, Chupa.

My Buddy and most of US stay in the cheap hotels.

So, why are mocking the Mansion?

Do What You Need is to Do for Your Own Satisfaction. As The Stones would say."I Can't Get No Satisfaction". You and they know that is BullShit.

If you have been in Medellin you would know?

See my Hotel thread, if you need to.

Maybe you have some recommendations?

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2654-Medellin-Hotels-and-Rental-Apartments


[QUOTE=TweedleD; 1481356]Rooms go for $90. 00 to $120. 00 a night.

[url]http://hotelmedellinplaza.com/rooms.html[/url]

I can find hundreds of places in Medellin for one half to one third the price that are actually nicer than Mc Mansion.

[url]www.booking.com[/url]

[url]www.airbnb.com[/url]

I can get better personal service from.

[url]www.colombiajake.com[/url][/QUOTE]

This is my take on Wendy / Yamile and Demi Moore, aka Geraldine.

They would have swallowed more cum than the other 99. 9% of the putas in Colombia, opppps wrong, can I include the massage lady Olga in that as well, gassssssss.

Why anybody would want to go with them, I just don't know. Olga does do a good massage but be warned, keep her fist away from your ass.

Twinkle Derrrrrr, he's been a Mansion / Casa Blanca / Medellin Plaza hater for awhile, poor bastard, he should get a life.

I think he blames the hotel for his own personal issues.

New liquor policy at MP, any questions, please ask Medellin Bob.

A. G.

[QUOTE=Nclpimp;1481347]Wendy has the chocha de oro complex though. She is hot but swears she's the best cuca in Medellin and she's far from it. If uou are already FB friends the battle is won. Just set up a time and place and have multiple back ups since they van be flaky. Specially Wendy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1481411]Twinkle Derrrrrr, he's been a Mansion / Casa Blanca / Medellin Plaza hater for awhile, poor bastard, he should get a life.

I think he blames the hotel for his own personal issues.

A. G.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the comedy! Right back at you [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2LrUzy1ov8[/url]

[quote=aussie greg; 1481411]this is my take on wendy.

They would have swallowed more cum than the other 99. 9% of the putas in colombia, opppps wrong, can i include the massage lady olga in that as well, gassssssss.

Why anybody would want to go with them, i just don't know. Olga does do a good massage but be warned, keep her fist away from your ass.

A. G.[/quote]now you tell me.

I already wined her, dined her and sixty nined her!

Hey Tweet, I like it, its funny jajajajaja.

A. G.

[QUOTE=TweedleD; 1481433]Thank you for the comedy! Right back at you.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2LrUzy1ov8[/url][/QUOTE]

Ric,

Scooby, now that brings back memories. Yes I think you could be right, I know for one thing, the personal hygiene is spot on!

A. G.

[QUOTE=Ricardo Torres;1481415]Another Scooby A. G?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ricardo Torres;1481410]Tweetle Dumb and jackoff jake together with Jackoff jake giving tweetle dumb personal service. Hilarious and priceless.[/QUOTE]It will always be so very much more expensive in Poblado compared to the "normal barrios" (even though a small part of Pblado actually is social strata 2, 6 being the highest).

However, Ricardo has a girlfriend and they can never comunicate properly until she learns English, which she never will do in Colombia, and Ricardo will maybe learn talk Spanish with that American accent this is so funny, especially the "are"", hihihih.

There must be places like Colombia Jake and The Mansion, otherwise it would be very complicated and dangerous going out by yourself or with some friends in Colombia. In Poblado Gringos have a Green Zone.

A real GF should understand English, or at least study it seriously. She can become your girlfriend- while you are in MDE. Then she will move on to other guys while you re back in the US, with dreams, those dreams makes it easier for you to work and cope with the hard US socio-economical culture. She represent paradise. And vice versa. Colombianas think we work and live like them, but in fact the strict puritan and liberal way of living, and having had democrazy for 222 years, has created a such a huge cultural difference that we can talk about separate world. And it will not change.

[QUOTE=SlamCity7777; 1480380]No beef player! For the most part we're on the same page. The last segment of you post is very true. I would like to comment on the "Cheap" part and give the community a great tip. Be cool! Do not be cheap!

Cheap is never a good characteristic, smart with your money is a good thing but cheap is not. When's the last time you said "That guy is such a fun, cheap, guy! We should chill homie!" Said nobody ever!

I was just putting up the profile of the loser gringo down in Colombia and cheapness is a major and prominent trait of the mongers down in Mede. Cheapness is offensive to me and is a major character defect and a detriment to your long term success. Think penny smart and dollar foolish.

Por ejemplo. To the best of my memory this is the story) A few years ago some member posted a story that he had a date with a great looking "normal girl" they had a great time, good chemistry, ect. And she asked if it would be ok to get a pizza to take home to her kid and mom / grand ma / baby sitter. Well the dude flipped out / did not react well and came on the board to be like "She was trying to play me. Can you believe that?" Most replies where of the "for a pizza? You flipped out over a pizza?" Think about it; this guy got a hold of the legendary and elusive (for board members) Regular Girl and he ruined any chance he had to get laid over a $7 plain cheese pizza? The smart play would have been to get in front of it and look for a angle to play. During the time they had chatting and stuff (you know like the stuff you do on a real date?) he could have earned those quality points and offered to send some left overs or a small cheese pizza home for the kid. Some of the senior members use the phrases "Kill them with Kindness" and "Only good energy"; both apply perfectly here. You look like a cool, thoughtful, kind, considerate guy for the cost of a cheese pizza! By not playing it smart the member now looks like a cheap, stingy, suspicious, tight wad, and chances of him fucking the regular girl in no like 0% How would you like to be seen? Cool guy or Cheap guy?

Play it smart!

Por ejemplo: (same as the example posted above) A few years back one member went down to the Compton Swap meet and got a "Betty Boop" tee shirts and brought it down as gifts. Every / the only girl he gave one to was so happy and pleased that she fucked his brains out! An added benefit of this is if you do hook up a girl with either a small gift or a act of generosity / kindness and she acts like a it was no thing and is not grateful, well you prob have a hard core pro or a total * and chances are you're not going to get a GFE, more of a pump and dump. For the pice of a $10 tee shirt he got the good service & GFE he wanted. No iphone, no trip to San Andres, diner at LLeres, none of that junk. And you get info into the type of person a girl is. Played smartly!

The rules of the game are exactly the same in most walk of life. It's the ability to apply them and find angles to play is a real skill.

If you are a cheap miserable prick, ; you're starting off on the wrong foot with everybody especially with women. What's more fun; Getting a bottle at a table in a night club with a gang of the fellas and ladies or standing solo sipping on a brew by yourself?

Life is a game, either you're playing or getting played.[/QUOTE]I got a great deal on ebay a while back. 100 pieces of ropa interior for $150. They were all strechy, one size fits all and each package was either something full body or two peices. Cheap shit but sexy and just the type of stuff chicas love. I've given away most of it and always got appriciative responses. Sometimes more than others. Once, I was staying at John's old penthouse in Laureles and brought back this 20 year old spinner from La Mayorista. She was tiny, athletic and had a motor like Ricochet Rabbit. After our first romp I tossed her one of the outfits and asked her to put it on and model it for me. The smile was absolutely ear to ear. Afterwards she took it off and carefully folded and returned it to the wrapping it came in. Then she handed it to me. I explained that it was for her to keep, and tossed her another set. She was like "para me?" "Si mi amor, para ti" Well I was not ready for what happened next. She sprinted across the room and leaped into my arms. She was hugging me and shaking. Not shaking hard enough to say she was convulsing, but close. She was also crying a river."Que paso mami?" "Mi amor, este es la primera ves en mi vida si recibe uno regalo."

The cynic in me didn't believe her at first, but she was either for real or the best actress I've ever seen. She held onto me like I had just saved her life. Of course my response was to share a few shots of Patron with her and move on to round two.

I know there are a lot of chicas that have come to expect 200, 000 pesos para un rato. Or are no longer impressed by trips abroad, but believe me, this tiny chica from Bello (don't you find that most of the hot chicas are from Bello?) rocked my world, both sexually and emotionally. Chicas like this won't be found on Feyboo or at the Mansion or Liquid Lounge but they are still there if you make the effort.

[QUOTE=BlancoVikingo;1481511]A real GF should understand English, or at least study it seriously.[/QUOTE]You are a guest in her country. Why should she study English just to entertain you for a few days? How about you understand Spanish, or at least study it seriously!

[QUOTE=Papi Que Rico; 1481600]I got a great deal on ebay a while back. 100 pieces of ropa interior for $150. They were all strechy, one size fits all and each package was either something full body or two peices. Cheap shit but sexy and just the type of stuff chicas love. I've given away most of it and always got appriciative responses. Sometimes more than others. Once, I was staying at John's old penthouse in Laureles and brought back this 20 year old spinner from La Mayorista. She was tiny, athletic and had a motor like Ricochet Rabbit. After our first romp I tossed her one of the outfits and asked her to put it on and model it for me. The smile was absolutely ear to ear. Afterwards she took it off and carefully folded and returned it to the wrapping it came in. Then she handed it to me. I explained that it was for her to keep, and tossed her another set. She was like "para me?" "Si mi amor, para ti" Well I was not ready for what happened next. She sprinted across the room and leaped into my arms. She was hugging me and shaking. Not shaking hard enough to say she was convulsing, but close. She was also crying a river."Que paso mami?" "Mi amor, este es la primera ves en mi vida si recibe uno regalo."

The cynic in me didn't believe her at first, but she was either for real or the best actress I've ever seen. She held onto me like I had just saved her life. Of course my response was to share a few shots of Patron with her and move on to round two.

I know there are a lot of chicas that have come to expect 200, 000 pesos para un rato. Or are no longer impressed by trips abroad, but believe me, this tiny chica from Bello (don't you find that most of the hot chicas are from Bello?) rocked my world, both sexually and emotionally. Chicas like this won't be found on Feyboo or at the Mansion or Liquid Lounge but they are still there if you make the effort.[/QUOTE]You said it Papi!

Your story just brought back memories of the best girls from my past and the best girls that I hope to soon meet, over and over again in my travels.

Those that haven't experienced what you write about, or don't get it or doubt, well, it's their loss.

[QUOTE=Ricardo Torres; 1481607]You are saying TweddleD is like that? I remember the story about Scooby shitting all over himself and not taking a shower, as I was at the Mansion a week after Big Shitty had this incident, but you are telling us TweddleD is the same way. Wow.

It is amazing how many people do not care about personal hygiene.[/QUOTE] Dude, It only happened that one time, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C2WpZA_L4E

[QUOTE=BlancoVikingo; 1481511]It will always be so very much more expensive in Poblado compared to the "normal barrios" (even though a small part of Pblado actually is social strata 2, 6 being the highest).

However, Ricardo has a girlfriend and they can never comunicate properly until she learns English, which she never will do in Colombia, and Ricardo will maybe learn talk Spanish with that American accent this is so funny, especially the "are"", hihihih.

There must be places like Colombia Jake and The Mansion, otherwise it would be very complicated and dangerous going out by yourself or with some friends in Colombia. In Poblado Gringos have a Green Zone.

A real GF should understand English, or at least study it seriously. She can become your girlfriend- while you are in MDE. Then she will move on to other guys while you re back in the US, with dreams, those dreams makes it easier for you to work and cope with the hard US socio-economical culture. She represent paradise. And vice versa. Colombianas think we work and live like them, but in fact the strict puritan and liberal way of living, and having had democrazy for 222 years, has created a such a huge cultural difference that we can talk about separate world. And it will not change.[/QUOTE]Says the guy who says he has a "model girlfriend" yet he pumps his old flabby dick so full of drugs that he goes blind and needs to rest for a day after futilely stuffing his manufactured erection into a half dozen bored prepagos who are just thinking "Geez, cum and get off me already, you creep."

Clearly you are the guy I want to listen to about communicating with your lover.

LOLatyour thoughts on both language and safety. Please stay home.

I held my tongue earlier but you are seriously a dipshit, dude.