Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Jcrider;1808538]According Google, Poseidon place seems to be one of the best massage in BKK. However I could not find the following answers.
- is it possible to take 2 girls at the same time.
- do they accept generally anal.
[/QUOTE]Poseidon always had a big name, I have probably done about 6 to 10 girls there over many years. One was really a hot girl willing to meet privately but wanted to own me too much so I ditched her quickly. The rest of the girls were mostly good looking but performance wise disappointing. Never been a place to live up to the Hype. However bear in mind that Nataree never lived up to the Hype for me either. Hardly ever found a really great girl there for both looks and talents. Of lot of girl fresh off the farm not knowing how to do anything much and a lot scared of dick too.

Poseidon girls generally more experienced but rather few really pretty girls. Young with good bodies easy to find, but faces still average.

2 girls is always possible. Anal is rare at Soapies like this.

I was in Bangkok for 12 hours one week ago. Arrive in hotel in Soi 11/1 around 9 pm, got a shower and went to check Bongkot lineup around 10 pm (I know is not the best time but I was horny) 6/7 girls, I asked who can do anal and all raised their hand, so I choose the only slim girl was there. Nancy, 30 yo she said.

Move in the room, take off a dress and.... WTF she have very bad body with too many stretch marks mostly on her boobs. Go in the shower, and she gave me a good BBBJ, move on the bed and I said her to wear high heels and fucked her ass doggy (was very tight) till I cum.

Quickly shower and few minutes of relax, then she started to gave a BBBJ, ball licking and rimjob. Condom on, cowgirl, mish and doggy where I start to fuck her ass again, finish with CIM, we still have 15 minutes on the 90 minutes I choose, I asked for foot - Leg massage but she told me that she wasnt good on massage, ok dress on and went back. Paid 2100 baht and byebye.

[QUOTE=ChristianG;1809169]I was in Bangkok for 12 hours one week ago. Arrive in hotel in Soi 11/1 around 9 pm, got a shower and went to check Bongkot lineup around 10 pm (I know is not the best time but I was horny) 6/7 girls, I asked who can do anal and all raised their hand, so I choose the only slim girl was there. Nancy, 30 yo she said.

Move in the room, take off a dress and.... WTF she have very bad body with too many stretch marks mostly on her boobs. Go in the shower, and she gave me a good BBBJ, move on the bed and I said her to wear high heels and fucked her ass doggy (was very tight) till I cum.

Quickly shower and few minutes of relax, then she started to gave a BBBJ, ball licking and rimjob. Condom on, cowgirl, mish and doggy where I start to fuck her ass again, finish with CIM, we still have 15 minutes on the 90 minutes I choose, I asked for foot - Leg massage but she told me that she wasnt good on massage, ok dress on and went back. Paid 2100 baht and byebye.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this report, if only we could have more factual reports like this. Instead of long ass empty posts with no useful information.

It's King's Birthday / Father's day in Thailand. The Missus pissed off to the important temple (far away) about 10 AM. Where do I get a nice fuck at 11 AM I thought. I am horny. All my regular girls have day off or will work late shift today. Even I wanted to try Fern at Mango who looked to me prettier than the web pictures, but she has day off. Many shops have very small line up at lunch time and mostly fatties or uglies. It would be unfair to pick on any particular shop.

Anyway the answer to the conundrum is clearly Addict. In there they have many girls, even early, and they don't really have any uglies at all. All girls appear to have to be above average to get hired.

There are some down sides. They all have air hostess type uniforms that are not exactly the most revealing. The line up had close to 20 girls. There were about 6 customers actively eyeing them off. Its not a race to choose unless one is completely stunning. I imagined how I would like to request them all to strip off so I could see them all "properly" naked. I could see that many had nose jobs, over 80% I believe perhaps 90%. A few obviously had tit jobs too despite being clothed. One tall girl had a pretty face but was a bit big for me around waist and thighs.

The American guy next to me chose the one on the end who I initially liked but after a bit decided she was too altered and looked more like a LB. I chose one of the petite girls. Name was "First". She had a pretty face and also nose job but it was very subtle to the extent it did not bother me like most of the other nose jobs.

Had to wait a while in the room for girl to get the toiletries etc. Nearly 10 minutes. A bit too long really. Room was good quality with big Jacuzzi and a big sized double bed.

When she stripped off, I could see she had rather small tits and a bit saggy, obviously a mother. Nice ass. Mothers usually suit me better as they are cock scared less often. She was very playful in the bath which led me know would be a good fuck most likely. Nice enough BBBJ but she did not have stamina for that and her jaw got tired quickly. Indeed she was very responsive to DATY and fingering. Timid kissing at first progressed to full on DFK once she got tuned on. Rode me cowgirl "into the sunset". Later had a nice doggy. I actually got hard again later in the bath and then had a second round, normal for many of you guys, but unusual for me. She claimed to be a bit tired from the first round (including orgasm) so I promised a nice big tip. I normally take far too long for the first shot, so rarely get a 2nd round.

All up a very good fun girl. Yes would repeat. On way out I saw other beauties in plain clothes that had arrived to change into their Air hostess uniform. Hard to drag myself away.

I would say, when all other options fail, try a look at the big line up in Addict. Plenty of girls not to my taste but a few very pretty.

Makes me want to just sit in there for ages to try to see the girls coming out from previous sessions and those arriving. I always hate the thought I probably missed out on some super stunner. LOL That must be why I like to arrive at a bar like Crazy House at 7. 30 PM and watch all the very best girls arriving over the next 90 minutes. Can't do that at an MP. Pity.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1809477]Addict... they have many girls, even early, and they don't really have any uglies at all. All girls appear to have to be above average to get hired. I would say, when all other options fail, try a look at the big line up in Addict. Plenty of girls not to my taste but a few very pretty. [/QUOTE]I like Addict too. I think they have a better lineup than most oilie massage shops in the neighborhood although admittedly many girls are packing the silly cones and therefore are not my type despite having pretty faces. Recently Addicts is getting mixed reviews from many ISG'ers. This surprises me because my experiences there are always pretty good, but then I am an easy guy to please. 555. All I want is nice friendly sex with a young good looking girl in possession of a sexy body. I am usually not looking for the porn star stuff like CIM, anal sex, or multiple shots. If I was, I would go somewhere else like Mango or Snow White.

When I go to Addict, the quality of girls is usually good enough that I let the girl pick me from the lineup with her smile and eyes providing she is a natural-ca girl and I find her attractive. I think the uniforms are complimentary to the girls, but they can hide certain things. When in doubt I just ask the hostess right in front of the girls if the girl I am interested in is natural or not. The girls all giggle, but I get my answer.

On my last trip, I had 3 sessions in Addict with a real nice girl from southern Thailand. She WAS NOT the best looking girl in the shop and she looked different from the other girls being both darker & taller. She had large natural tits with big round brown areolas. She also had a cute "funny face" with a nice big smile. Thus she did not exactly fit into my usual preferred type of girl, but I am glad I went with my instincts and chose her because she always remained true to her smile and turned out to be a very sweet girl. On our first session together, she skipped the blowjob portion of play, but made up for it with long deep, sloppy DFK. We also engaged in one other thing that I prefer not to post about on the open forum. She was very into getting laid and she had an orgasm while we were in mish. I remember after our first coitus, she began softly singing love songs in my ear as we lay together in bed. So, not your usual massage girl, but a lot of fun. On subsequent sessions we engaged in more sloppy DFK and in 69.

I tend to frequent oily massage parlors more in the beginning of my trip and then trail off in my visits later on as I establish solid recurring relations with my Go Go girls. I am now back home more than a month and I want to visit Addict and a few other favorite massage places very badly. I miss them. I was treated real good in Boss Massage too by a couple of girls, but I will save that for another post.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1809702]I like Addict too. I think they have a better lineup than most oilie massage shops in the neighborhood although admittedly many girls are packing the silly cones and therefore are not my type despite having pretty faces. Recently Addicts is getting mixed reviews from many ISG'ers. This surprises me because my experiences there are always pretty good, but then I am an easy guy to please. 555. All I want is nice friendly sex with a young good looking girl in possession of a sexy body. I am usually not looking for the porn star stuff like CIM, anal sex, or multiple shots. If I was, I would go somewhere else like Mango or Snow White.

When I go to Addict, the quality of girls is usually good enough that I let the girl pick me from the lineup with her smile and eyes providing she is a natural-ca girl and I find her attractive. I think the uniforms are complimentary to the girls, but they can hide certain things. When in doubt I just ask the hostess right in front of the girls if the girl I am interested in is natural or not. The girls all giggle, but I get my answer.
[/QUOTE]I can see that ISG has guys of many different styles, liking different things. We two are peas from same pod, I reckon, with similar priorities, and not just trying to pay bottom dollar and addicted to assholes (butt fucking), and not just wanting girls to do the most "depraved" things possible (as Goatscrot once put it).

However I don't go so far as letting the girl pick me. I don't pay money for that. Perhaps I am more fussy for looks than even yourself. I don't like the uniforms. Hide far too much especially the tits and ass.

Hi fellow members!

Few months ago was my first visit to Thailand. I was travelling along with my friend. As we were scheduled to reach our hotel at around 10 PM and concerning fatigue due to jet lag, I had already booked Cheer from Bamboo (my friend had booked Ann from Cherry) for 2 hour session outcall starting at 11 PM. Cheer arrived on time but was looking much inferior to her pictures on website. But was neither ugly nor as beautiful seen in photoshoped pictures. She understand English a little bit. I asked her whether she would like to drink and eat something to which she politely refused. She then undressed herself and me and proceeded to bathroom where she cleaned me and herself properly with particular attention to private parts. She had nice tight body and be sized rack. We then proceeded to room where she made me lie on my back and started licking me all over and gave me decent but not the best BBBJ. This was kind of dry not sloppy. She was also unable to DT. She also gave attention to my balls and gave good rimming which I enjoyed. She then turned me over on my back and after applying lot of oil started B2B massage and sliding over. She also started rubbing her pussy over my body. As I had not popped for about 7 days and I was feeling to come I requested BJ and CIM with I in standing and Cheer sitting on edge of the bed. As I was about to explode she cheated and directed my ejaculation on bed not CIM. I asked her this was in contrast to Bamboo 's policy of PSE to which she had no answer.

After that I made a peg for me and ordered something to eat as I was feeling hungry. She took only water. Afterwords she gave me good massage to relax me and it was time to bang her. Started in missionary. Phew she was super tight. Then cowgirl, she was making lot of effort in this position and was enjoying herself. She rode me hard till her orgasm. I then lifted her in my arms and banged her hard. She was experiencing some pain in this position but didn't complained. I then asked her for anal (which was going to be my first experience) to which she reminded me of 500 b surcharge. I chuckled and said I know. She bent forward in doggy position and applied liberal KY jelly on her butt hole. I tried to penetrate. It was hell tight. I succeeded at last and was having very good tight feeling. But that disappeared once I pushed further. Now all the pressure was on my shaft not on glance. I compare anal sex as entering a cave & vaginal as a tunnel. By the way I pumped her hard moving my tip near outwards to feel the pressure and then banging deep. After few minutes, I shot in the rubber.

Overall this was my satisfying first experience at LOS.

I didn't tip her as there was surcharge for anal.

My friend quoted good experience with Ann. But told that her body is a but outdated and she had wrinkles on her tits. But she was good on services.

StrongAtal

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1809809]I can see that ISG has guys of many different styles, liking different things. We two are peas from same pod, I reckon, with similar priorities[/QUOTE]I correct myself. We are not alike when comes to posting. I have no style or writing talent at all. I therefore cannot paint a picture very well. I just try to dump some information or data and indicate chances of finding a pretty girl for fun (but not a porn-star). I don't write good English because too lazy. Tend to just summarise in note form. I can't provide pornstar info as I am not acting out "depraved" porno movies. I am satisfied far to easily. LOL. Just GFE from a pretty girl is good enough for me. I only rate girls as bad when they are starfish, very restrictive (no kissing, no DATY etc.), stiff and unrelaxed with back arching, dick scared, totally clueless, time wasting, no stamina at all, etc. I never even fuck a girl hard. Girls can just go with the flow and please me. They must love that. Makes their job so easy. I am not easy in the one sense that I am known as a long duration fucker. However I don't book 90 minutes to 2 hours just for chatting or Thai massage stuff. I want the majority of the time to be at least rather erotic.

I never seem to meet girls requiring CBJ. Why is that? I must be a very clean dude. LOL or just got lucky. I guess if the girl wants CBJ, I might skip the BJ altogether.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1809876]. . I have no style or writing talent at all. I therefore cannot paint a picture very well. I just try to dump some information or data and indicate chances of finding a pretty girl for fun (but not a porn-star). I don't write good English because too lazy. <SNIP > [/QUOTE]I must disagree with your humble modesty Syzygies.

Your post # 32788 on the "Bangkok Report" thread is one of the better, most clearly-stated suggestions about keeping separate "mongering" and "looking for someone more permanent".

You certainly captured the more gentlemanly way to behave in that post, so you definitely have some writing talent, despite your misgivings.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1809702]We also engaged in one other thing that I prefer not to post about on the open forum. [/QUOTE]Cryptic comments like that just make people think the worst.

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[QUOTE=*****man;1809891]Cryptic comments like that just make people .....[/QUOTE]Why show so must interest in something not stated? No usefullness. I don't post how much I pay a girl since I don't want silly price arguments. Any type of contro versial topic or private topic is best avoided. Even stating a girl performed some act is dangerous, as reader could go to her and inform details of what was posted. Very few guys have not got something that is not better off left out of a post.

I have special things I do unique to me, that I am not going to publish here. I am not looking for copycats. Its also very unlikely someone would guess what is my special unusual thing. Its too rare. It's not even exotic.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1809904]Why show so must interest in something not stated? No usefullness. I don't post how much I pay a girl since I don't want silly price arguments. Any type of contro versial topic or private topic is best avoided. Even stating a girl performed some act is dangerous, as reader could go to her and inform details of what was posted. Very few guys have not got something that is not better off left out of a post.

I have special things I do unique to me, that I am not going to publish here. I am not looking for copycats. Its also very unlikely someone would guess what is my special unusual thing. Its too rare. It's not even exotic.[/QUOTE]Relax, it was just a bit of banter. But if you tell people you have a secret then of course people will be curious what it is. Now I'm thinking you're some kind of armpit fetishist or something. Best not even mention you have a secret if you really don't want to talk about it.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1809809]I can see that ISG has guys of many different styles, liking different things. We two are peas from same pod, I reckon, with similar priorities, and not just trying to pay bottom dollar and addicted to assholes (butt fucking), and not just wanting girls to do the most "depraved" things possible (as Goatscrot once put it).[/QUOTE]A woman with a dirty mind is one of life's best joys. One who honestly loves wild filthy sex is a treasure. Hard to find in LOS.

And honestly, if I ever found anything worth "top dollar" here, I would gladly pay it. To be worth "top dollar" she would have to not only be stunning, highly skilled, able to tease my mind as much as my body, and be able to keep my attention after I finished twice, meaning she would have to be capable of having an at least semi-intelligent conversation. I have yet to find that gal in the P4 P industry in Thailand.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1809809]
However I don't go so far as letting the girl pick me. I don't pay money for that. Perhaps I am more fussy for looks than even yourself. [/QUOTE]I think prose failed me here. I did not mean to say I literally let the girls choose me. That would be a disastrous approach resulting in my shagging many girls I do not want to shag and I would never get around to the good ones. I politely reject girls all the time especially in Go Go's and bars. What I meant to say was that when I am in a situation, a massage parlor lineup for example, and I have already narrowed down the field to one, two or three girls, if one of the prospective girls is giving me a big smile, or a sexy look, or something else indicating she really wants me to take her; that something may influence my decision in a positive way towards her over the other girls. I always make the final decision, a decision that can be influenced by the girl's behavior towards me one way or the other.

I think we are both particular about the girls we go with. But you are very particular about noses. LOL. Me, I am not that critical of the surgical nose as long as it fits the face and is not too exaggerated as to call attention to itself. I love natural Thai noses, however, and I tell that to all the girls, a surprisingly large number, who express their desire to have my broken, aquiline, Roman nose. I think the girls that want the surgery are out of their minds. Surgery hurts and costs them a lot of money. One of M's closest girlfriends, a girl who works on the 2nd floor of Baccara, had a nose job in early 2015. It was medical malpractice. Her incompetent surgeon gave her Tony Bennett's nose which disfigured this poor little girl's face. I remember her asking me in March what I thought about her new look and well what could I say? I said, "You look great. "

Well several months went by and now I should say she HAD Tony Bennett's nose because while I was in BKK this October, she had a 2nd surgery to repair the damage from the first surgery. It was a real Rocky Horror Show. I think there must have been a medical as well as cosmetic complication arising from the first surgery. So after the 2nd surgery had taken place, M was at my hotel and we had a nice early evening boom boom. Then M said she had to cut things short because she wanted to take some dinner over to her ailing little friends's apartment and take care of her all night. We went to a rolling Sukhumvit diner on Soi 57 and I ordered grilled tiger prawns and a whole fish. After we ate, I ordered a 2nd fish for take out and M took the food over to her friend's nearby apartment. A couple of nights later M said DDD was feeling a little bit better and I invited M and her little friend out to dinner. DDD was still bandaged up, popping pain pills, and recovering from her 2nd operation. The terrible and awful thing is that DDD was always such a sweet little girl and very cute in her own Issan way. She never needed the surgery, but she convinced herself, with help from her Baccara mamasan, that a nose job would make her more desirable and increase her popularity. What a load of crap! I told her over dinner that the next time I saw her she would be beautiful again. I was just trying to be nice although I really hope for her sake it is true.

[QUOTE=*****man;1809943]Relax, it was just a bit of banter. But if you tell people you have a secret then of course people will be curious what it is. Now I'm thinking you're some kind of armpit fetishist or something. Best not even mention you have a secret if you really don't want to talk about it.[/QUOTE]I am relaxed. My fetish is well known. It's for small upturned natural noses and also "gap". No girls with thighs that bang together in the middle.