KLPD aka actual massage aka only massage
After exploring and taking risks, got actual massage (you can call it KLPD if you wish) from 2 spas recently. Sharing it so that others are informed.
(1) A spa in HK starting with A having 6 letters who have a deal in groupon now.
(2) a spa in MG road metro 2nd floor (O senses). Both were good for massage and clean and hygeinic.
Friends, please share your negative experiences also for mutual info. Also, please share any good mps where good massage is provided at reasonable rates with / without extras.
LoneRanger's law of Mongering
[quote=loneranger1976; 1536500]got me thinking recently that i have been behaving in different manners inside with therapists and there are certain traits of my personality which are unseen before even by myself.
thought i would list a few methods here for people who are new and do not know what to say to the therapists and strike a deal.
1. the russian method. as soon as the therapist quotes an absurd rate. make a red face, bring a grumpy expression and loudly say. what! she will think she has insulted your majesty and soon quote a figure which you will like. russians do it often in business and their expression and looking offended usually pitches the other party down to a reasonable figure.
2. the japanese method. japanese usually confuse you during presentations and keep asking questions in between to break your thought process and the flow. this brings down the party since they have already invested a couple hours and in irritation, they close the deal at whatever the price. so when the therapist is explaining her menu, ask repeated questions (looking innocent of course or she might get pissed) , say sorry, how much for this, how much for that, and can't i have this for that price, she will soon give in to your demands.
3. the british method. british people have a tight upper lip. they take pride in themselves to the extent that they will become silent and will not budge at all while negotiating. so next time when therapist blurts her rates, make a poker face and stare at her like you are the king of britain. stay silent, she will soon ask you sir, don't be angry please. thats the moment. smile and grab her ass and finish the job.
4. the american method. when she quotes 5k for the job, look in her eyes deeply and say. i was thinking it would work out within my budget of 500, its sad that you have exorbitant prices and i would have been happier if you gave me your best services. she will succumb, not to 500 but for 1k for sure. this method requires you to quote an absurdly low figure and make her feel stupid for even asking for 5k.
5. the indian method. when she quotes the rates, grin and say. really? and keep silent and talk about birds and bees and trees, she will get frustrated in some time and will ask you again and you can quote the depth of your pocket. she will succumb in the end, they all do because its quick money and time coming to an end makes them desperate.
6. the loneranger1976 way. as soon as you enter the room, smile at her, greet her and hug her if she allows (most of them do thinking i already know them and they probably are not able to place me in their memory) , lie down without a disposable and act as if you know everything about the extras and that those are included with the massages. make her feel that she isn't doing a favour to you but it is an integral part of her service. fix a price and explore every part of her body, she deserves love too. don't be selfish. and, never forget to take her number while leaving, this builds a ground for your next visit and a sure shot way to go the next step on your next visit.
cheers[/quote]really insightful and hilarious. would have liked a french and german method. your report really brought a smile on my face considering most posts made today are nothing but cliche info posted again and again.