Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2549836] HK front desk guy insisted Azul's would honor its BOGOF snacks or dinners on its menu. If they don't HK management should be informed and would solve the problem. When business is slow, young girls get depressed and they can eat big. Get that Azuls voucher at HK's front desk, order food and share it with the hungry girls. That would make you very popular with these young girls.

Fatima, from the street in front of Gloria, is now working in HK. She has a mole on her left chin, very plain and crude in bed, but actually looked very good in all that glammy club lights. Krystal was waiting at the stairs, pulling on every guy who walked by, pinching their butts. Did not see her do any business all night. Many hot girls hung around the bar and main stage all night not doing any business.

Chavelas had about 20 girls, all sitting pickign on theri phones. A few tall, lanky girls looked very hot in the dark, but looked much older and less attractive in HK with more lights. WYSIWYG in HK. I wish Chavelas girls would get off their asses and walk around so guys can see and squeeze their assets more easily.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the nice long report Captain.

I agree Fatima is lousy in bed.

I agree with others that GFE can be attained with some gals. But generally in report / subsequent sessions. They need to get comfortable with you first.

But once you cultivate GFE it's awesome.

My last GFE gal (with kissing) has been out a couple of years. So I need to cultivate new one.

But I don't have much time to do it since I do 3 sessions a day with Karumi who gives me everything I want except kissing and fingering or kiss / lick her Pussy; Karumi has three times energy compared in other gals when F'ing in all positions including stand up sex.

[QUOTE=OneInTheDugOut;2547600]Has anyone ever received a porn style double blowjob at HK? As in both girls at once, kissing one another, both on it at the same time. Tried last time ended up two girls taking turns and switching condoms, not what I expected.

If you have been successful how did you do it?[/QUOTE]I've been lucky to do 2 HK threesomes in my five year run down there. Both were PSE level and that's because I'm super picky on this stuff. Nothing worse than a 'tag team style' threesome where each girl does half the work.

First one was with an ATF I've known for years who already provides PSE on her own. We are very friendly so I told her to find me a girl who is like her and we'd do a 3 some. Took a few months but when she finally found her I knew it was on. Basically a porn threesome minus the girls doing oral on each other (DFK with each other, all 3 DFK, uncovered double BJ, etc.) They also both did coca off the bar in my room.

Second one was more organic. A two girl team showed up at the table to sit with my wingman and I. Both were cute but the one sitting with me was really feeling it and made me very aware of her attraction to me so I went with her to the room. My wingman didn't make a deal with his girl so she texted my girl and asked if she could join us. I told my girl she needed to play by my rules and she guaranteed it. It wasn't as intense as the first but ended up about 80% as good as the one above.

Overall, I've found the best way to build a 3 some in HK is to get a girl who is super into pleasing you to recruit the other girl. And be very clear what you want and let them know you won't pay for the tag team style.

And expect to switch condoms no matter what.

[QUOTE=ApplesApples;2550172]I'm going to be there next week, guess Monday is escort night / day![/QUOTE]Selection is lower, but so is HK hassle to get a table. Never discount what COULD be.

[QUOTE=OneCoolDude916;2550094]I'm just giving my honest report. Giving intel to those who may be curious, just trying to do my part to report my trip.

People will have their own opinions on what an experience is worth. I'm just simply giving you trip report facts.[/QUOTE]I'm not dissing your report, bro. It's your story and you should be able to tell it without being shouted down.

But, read what you wrote, man. If I flew all the way to San Diego and crossed an international border, as you did, and gotten 3 lays as bad as you described and paid for it, I would've torched the fucking building on the way out of town.

Went there Saturday night. A few highlights:

DAMN was it crowded. Like a mosh pit crowded in HK club. And the extra new areas were also mostly full of people. They had almost all the sections open. The air was chock full of cigarette smoke and probably covid particles. Hope the vaccine works.

Late at night, I am unsure the exact switchover time, but around midnight I started seeing actual spinners. There's a girl with purple hair, a blonde, various other girls who are actually small. Naturally they are all busy at least on Saturday night.

I found probably the only skinny girl in all of Adelita bar and did her. Then, I went back to the border at 10 pm.

There was a ridiculously long line, easily 3 hours long, to cross at PedEast. I stood in it for 20 minutes, then paid for a taxi back to HK. Saw several more girls and took one upstairs and relaxed with wifi. Eventually, at 3 am, I left and tried to cross again.

This time, there was zero line at PedEast.

Lesson seems to be if you want to cross, plan on staying until the early AM.

I have been mongering 3 somes for close to 20 years. To me the "PSE" 3 some where both girls are involved at once is one of the rarest things to get. Gratz! I have had some pretty good threesomes but they were all more tag team than royal rumble.

The change condom thing is probably the most conistant thing I have experienced in multiple states and 3 different countries. Girls seems to actually trust each other less then they trust me.

[QUOTE=Stewie09;2550243]

And expect to switch condoms no matter what.[/QUOTE]

Good to see things are getting packed. Not only does it make Friday / Sat those crazy sexo experiences the side effect is weekdays will be off the hook in a more laid back way.

Things getting back to how it should be.

[QUOTE=Habeed;2550336]Went there Saturday night. A few highlights:

DAMN was it crowded. Like a mosh pit crowded in HK club. And the extra new areas were also mostly full of people. They had almost all the sections open. The air was chock full of cigarette smoke and probably covid particles. Hope the vaccine works.

Late at night, I am unsure the exact switchover time, but around midnight I started seeing actual spinners. There's a girl with purple hair, a blonde, various other girls who are actually small. Naturally they are all busy at least on Saturday night.

I found probably the only skinny girl in all of Adelita bar and did her. Then, I went back to the border at 10 pm.

There was a ridiculously long line, easily 3 hours long, to cross at PedEast. I stood in it for 20 minutes, then paid for a taxi back to HK. Saw several more girls and took one upstairs and relaxed with wifi. Eventually, at 3 am, I left and tried to cross again.

This time, there was zero line at PedEast.

Lesson seems to be if you want to cross, plan on staying until the early AM.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I tried it out Monday. Obviously it was easier to find parking, which was 8 bucks at the legitimate lot, and no line in crossing.

HK had some sections closed off, making the accessible area feel decently full.

I first tried out the second hottish girl I could find (I look for skinny girls with a decent face). The red flag was she immediately on sitting down wanted a drink and food. She then sat there and gave a mediocre lap dance, over the pants rub, and I just got the vibe that she was depressed. Also she was skinny but "skinnyfat", where her muscle tone is poor. Not my preferred type. Wasted $20 on the first round, then she wanted another drink. I was out of 1's and I gave the waiter a $20.

He didn't give change, however, he stopped bugging for drinks. So I sorta got my money's worth?

I then walked around again and found "Kila". She says her name is said like the second part of "tequila". I bet some of you mongers have tapped this one.

That's because she has the runway model / flight attendant body type. Boney thin with breast implants (tasteful around the nipple ones that only bring her up to be cup). Tall. Perfect legs. A reasonably decent face for a young hispanic lady. Perfect teeth. She claims to be trained as a nurse. She claimed to be leaving tommorrow.

After a mere $10 of chika drinks I wanted to fuck her, so I brought her upstairs for what ended up just being missionary CFS. Decent, though, but typical of 'classier' prostitutes she was careful with the condom and didn't offer BBBJ. She was hot enough I managed to finish, then I took a cab home after getting her number in watsapp.

I got ripped off for apparently a 'mandatory' $30 drink and room special. But like the first ripoff, they gave me way more than 30 minutes, the knock came at almost an hour.

There was zero line crossing back, so for a "work night", Monday is a viable time to visit.

Total Bill:

$8 parking.

$9 taxi.

$5 drink for myself.

$40 first chica for a decent amount of 'company'.

$10 second chica.

$1 robe guy.

$30 room.

$1 tip for drink guy.

$100 fuck fee.

$4 tip cleaning guy.

$9 taxi.

$1 scammer who opened my cab door.

$1 restroom fee.

Total bill: $219.

I guess that makes me one of those "gringo whales" who drops money around Tijuana. What should I pay for a Taxi? I'll renew my VIP membership to reduce the room fees.

Still, all in all, $219 isn't bad. A lot better than the equivalent at Cheetahs, and San Diego sugar babies typically want $400-$600. (you get a multi hour date for that and unprotected sex, however).

And isn't there an alley where you can just pay $30 and get an outdoor blowjob nearby?

[QUOTE=Habeed;2550786]Ok, I tried it out Monday. Obviously it was easier to find parking, which was 8 bucks at the legitimate lot, and no line in crossing.

HK had some sections closed off, making the accessible area feel decently full.

I first tried out the second hottish girl I could find (I look for skinny girls with a decent face). The red flag was she immediately on sitting down wanted a drink and food. She then sat there and gave a mediocre lap dance, over the pants rub, and I just got the vibe that she was depressed. Also she was skinny but "skinnyfat", where her muscle tone is poor. Not my preferred type. Wasted $20 on the first round, then she wanted another drink. I was out of 1's and I gave the waiter a $20.[/QUOTE]Not a bad night when comparing it to what you get for your money in San Diego. As far as your cab fare question you did overpay there. Before you get in the cab offer $4 they will counter with $5 no problem. Actually take the HK limo for free and tip a few dollars.

You will find the sg alley by exiting through the rear door at HK. In the alley on a slow Monday offer 200 pesos which is about $10 for a BJ or if you don't want to be cheap like me offer 400 pesos 20 bucks and you should have no problem finding takers. If you do end up getting the VIP catd on a Monday get the room for the night at a 70% discount even if you are not staying overnight. No 30 dollar room bullshit and you can use it for SGs and HK girls. No worries about a knock (time limit) and you have a place to shit just in case.

[QUOTE=Habeed;2550786]Ok, I tried it out Monday. Obviously it was easier to find parking, which was 8 bucks at the legitimate lot, and no line in crossing.

HK had some sections closed off, making the accessible area feel decently full.

I first tried out the second hottish girl I could find (I look for skinny girls with a decent face). The red flag was she immediately on sitting down wanted a drink and food. She then sat there and gave a mediocre lap dance, over the pants rub, and I just got the vibe that she was depressed. Also she was skinny but "skinnyfat", where her muscle tone is poor. Not my preferred type. Wasted $20 on the first round, then she wanted another drink. I was out of 1's and I gave the waiter a $20.

He didn't give change, however, he stopped bugging for drinks. So I sorta got my money's worth?

I then walked around again and found "Kila". She says her name is said like the second part of "tequila". I bet some of you mongers have tapped this one.

That's because she has the runway model / flight attendant body type. Boney thin with breast implants (tasteful around the nipple ones that only bring her up to be cup). Tall. Perfect legs. A reasonably decent face for a young hispanic lady. Perfect teeth. She claims to be trained as a nurse. She claimed to be leaving tomorrow.

After a mere $10 of chika drinks I wanted to fuck her, so I brought her upstairs for what ended up just being missionary CFS. Decent, though, but typical of 'classier' prostitutes she was careful with the condom and didn't offer BBBJ. She was hot enough I managed to finish, then I took a cab home after getting her number in watsapp.[/QUOTE]Can you please stay out of the alley? The way you handle money, you are going to fuck up the pricing for the rest of us.

You didn't do shit when the waiter kept your $20? WTF dude? Giving the scammer $1 for opening your can door?

Dude, why not give the cops $100 to not look at you. Anyone else you want to train to rip us off?

Grow a pair of fucking balls.

Habeed,

Girls and meseros can smell a noob a mile away, so they will try to fleece them.

You should have asked the meseros to bring change for the $20 bill, then tip him $1. Don't tip meseors to stop bothering you, because more of them would come around to bother you some more to get paid off. Just tell them to go away "No mas!" or quicker, just shake your head. You don't have to talk to them or find excuses to dismiss them. Same for girls who come around asking for drinks and tip. Just shake your head.

She immediately asked for drinks and food huh? She must have found you a soft guy. Business is slow for the girls and is still trying to recover. A lot of HK girls go to work hungry. Order some snacks and food and invite the girls to join in. That's the humane thing to do and you will win their hearts and stomachs hehe.

An extra $30 for an hour with a super model is not a bad deal. I know the girl you took up. She looks beautiful, sweeter and nicer than most. You got a quick, easy, sexy, exciting vacation with a hot girl for cheap. Cannot find such good deals anywhere else.

Jackie,

Easy on the soft noobs. Guys who don't travel often to third world usually have to learn their lessons. Or they will feel happy while giving away all their money and assets to those who sweet talk or threaten them hehe. Bar girls and meseros can smell noobs a mile away and sell them the Golden Gate bridge with alleged big discounts hehe.

At least for $30 he got an hour with a hot super model. That's a good deal.

A few of my new wingmen did far worse on their first few trips. Like buying a bucket of fichas just for the privilege of sitting and talking with a girl, then another bucket in the room to have sex with her precious pussy.

One bought about 10 drinks for Sasha and her friends at the bar, then agreed to $150ST with her. He did not listen to me about normal local rates. In the room Sasha looked droopy out of her clothes; he could not raise an erection, could not pop. She had to give him a quick hand job. But he then tipped her $20 and went down the bar, bought her more drinks. The guy is not generous by nature, in contrary quite cheap and devious liar, he just did not know local values, did not listen and acted accordingly. Guys in the car pool decided to kick him out. He kept begging but they would not let him ride along to fuck up the pussy market for other guys.

I would never sit and drink with a cheap liar. All the bros I deal with are good, honest, upright, highly educated, caring, noble guys. They are a lot of fun and safe to be with.

Will meet few bros from out of state tomorrow night Wednesday in HK after 8 PM. We will be sitting near the main stage, drinking, exchanging interesting stories about girls, sex, love, relationships. Some of the bros had some of the sweetest, most interesting experiences in life, also extensive international contacts for the hottest sex with the sweetest girls in many hot vacation spots. These bros are worth buying them a few drinks.

Look for El Capitan in a green flight jacket or ask the front desk guys, Martin or whoever works there. He can send a mesero to take you to me.

$30 rooms? What did I miss?

[QUOTE=Phordphan;2550963]$30 rooms? What did I miss?[/QUOTE]Ahhh comes with a drink.

You should have a mix of bills in both dollars and pesos. Then you will only want to use a bill large enough to pay for the purchase.

For example, have $5 bills for your drinks (Maybe cost $3-$4) and $10 bills for fischa drinks ($8-$9). That way there is less change to possible short change. You'll also want to have $20's and a lot of $1's.

At a bare minimum, you should 20 $1's for a brief nightly visit up to 100-200 1's for a multi-night trip. You could even pay for drinks with $1's.

Maybe even carry some $50's to lighten the bulk of your wallet. Then maybe offer $70 for a bar girl to start then go up to $80, and maybe $90 max. Got to try to keep the going rate under $100 for as long as possible or else it will ballon up to $150 fast and eventually $200.

You'll also want like a couple thousand pesos in 100,200, & 500 peso notes. Make sure you get some smaller peso notes, not just 500's. You'll pay street girls & food in pesos for sure.