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[QUOTE=Caprese7;1915261]I am bringing a couple of friends to Tijuana next week (their first visit. One of them has made multiple trips to Thailand. Thus he asked (and I quote): "My friend wants to see donkey show in Tijuana. Is he nuts? So, I ask any of you, do they have these bizarre events in Tijuana? I usually stay in the ZoNA the whole time, but they asked about something like this. Ahem *.[/QUOTE]Tell your friends to give it a rest. They do not exist. They most likely never existed. I have worked with guys who insisted they saw them, but they can never pin down exact dates or locations. Others insist it was always friends of friends of brothers of 3rd cousins who swore they were there when stationed in Dago during Vietnam. I have seen photos (old photos) of such things in, I think, Nuevo Laredo. As far as Tijuana goes, it's mostly urban legend. IF it ever existed it was very long ago. Again IF.

At Captain Solo: LOL. Hilarious. Figured I would get some ridiculous replies to this. Too funny.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1915270]Occasionally there is a gorilla show handling a reciprocating saw getting a few naked chicas red hot horny on the stage in HK. I saw it one time at 4 AM!

For the right price, a few bros in this site may fit very well inside a donkey skin. Hehe.[/QUOTE].

Thanks 4 the reply here Phordphan. I had heard that these shows were possibly "stories" and "myths". "legends" really, but was not too sure. A friend of mine mentioned that he heard of them in Thailand. Pattaya area. Very cool reply. Thanks and I will forward the information along.

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1915351]Tell your friends to give it a rest. They do not exist. They most likely never existed. I have worked with guys who insisted they saw them, but they can never pin down exact dates or locations. Others insist it was always friends of friends of brothers of 3rd cousins who swore they were there when stationed in Dago during Vietnam. I have seen photos (old photos) of such things in, I think, Nuevo Laredo. As far as Tijuana goes, it's mostly urban legend. IF it ever existed it was very long ago. Again IF.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;1915270]Occasionally there is a gorilla show handling a reciprocating saw getting a few naked chicas red hot horny on the stage in HK. I saw it one time at 4 AM![/QUOTE]Stop it Solo, you know that was me. I'm tired of people making cracks about my size and excess of body hair. I admit to not shaving in a while.

I simply paid that girl a tip to try that saw before I bought one for my home shop. Calling me a gorilla is a bit much.

Horse admits to being big, hairy, skimpy on shaves and showers, and hung like a horse. He admits liking to play with dildos, vibrators, power tools and sex toys of all kinds.

So if you see a guy who looks like Chewbaca with his face buried deep in HK chica's crotches, well, come over, say Hello, and enjoy his kinky acts.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;1915563]Stop it Solo, you know that was me. I'm tired of people making cracks about my size and excess of body hair. I admit to not shaving in a while.

I simply paid that girl a tip to try that saw before I bought one for my home shop. Calling me a gorilla is a bit much.[/QUOTE]

I follow an number of forums here on ISG, around the world. But ONLY HERE, in the Tijuana section, do I see these silly flame wars. It's reasonable to expect one's fair share of wankers on a mongering site, but this is embarrassing.

(And, no, I don't mean to imply that it's always ClamSlammer; just far too often.).

[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;1915401]Scatman, thank you for making me aware of your concerns in a civilized, intelligent posting. I do enjoy reading your postings and find them informative and entertaining. But if you can recall clearly, Phordphan was very pompous and arrogant attempting to belittle his detractor during the chica wage argument, insulting his grade school math teacher. And in his usual humiliating way of conducting himself, he proceeded to make a gigantic mathematical error, not even notice, then posted other insults not realizing his failure of 2nd grade mathematics was undermining his own argument the entire time! That is classic Phordphan!

And the difference between me and Phordfan is I never just make shit up just for the purpose of hearing myself talk. No one here can deny I stone-cold BUSTED him making things up. Several times. And I"m about to one more time. And no one on this board can bring up any posts where I just made shit up. I speak what I see and feel. I don't have any need to make up stories just because I want the attention.

And the $6. 25 ficha argument was a little over a week ago, where Phordphan claimed that Cueva de Peludo chicas make $5 of a $6. 25 ficha. He now claims that he wrote something to the effect of "that is what the girl told me. " Now I have to STONE COLD BUST HIM AGAIN! His original post mentioned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about a chica stating the value of a ficha. His post stated as FACT that one aspect he liked about Cueva vs the zona bars was that the chica gets $5 out of a ficha. Continuing to lie when the truth is easily verifiable is a telltale sign of mental illness. And Phordphan has just done EXACTLY that.

On another note, yes El Capitan writes some posts that are so far-off reality that they make me wonder if he's ever even been to Tijuana. But El Capitan is a very colorful poster and is generally good natured. By far the most entertaining poster on this board. And I do thoroughly enjoy reading his posts and listening to his opinions and exploits in the zona. Phordphan on the other hand is a very ill-natured, arrogant person who obviously suffers from a myriad of mental deficits. He obviously doesn't like it when I humiliate him by calling him out on his BS. But there's a solution for that-IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED OUT ON LIES, DON'T LIE!

So another day, another lie by Phordphan, another humiliating call-out by Clamslammer.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WombatEd2;1916171]I follow an number of forums here on ISG, around the world. But ONLY HERE, in the Tijuana section, do I see these silly flame wars. It's reasonable to expect one's fair share of wankers on a mongering site, but this is embarrassing.

(And, no, I don't mean to imply that it's always ClamSlammer; just far too often.).[/QUOTE]And I follow a number of forums as well. And here, and only here, do I see mongers that do not understand 2nd grade mathematics. Wombat's direct quote:

"16 x 1 is a great rate, for the owners of HK Club! (For you, not so much.)".

That is the equivalent of stating that 16 is greater than 18. And that it is better for the monger to pay in dollars than pesos at HK.

Wow. Now I know Clam is actually a good pal of mine in this raging ISG war.

You know I was kidding about Clam's GF cheating on him with the propane delivery guy, right?

You know rubber doll can't just drag the delivery guy into her bedroom and cheat on Clam.

Taking a couple of friends down for "their" first visit to Tijuana in a few days, and am curious if anyone here knows anything about Rosarito Beach (Playas de Rosarito). From what I understand, it is about 20 miles west and it has some bars, restaurants. And, well. A beach. Is it a trip worth making according to anyone here? It would simply be "something to do" as a break from the 'Zona, although we will be spending 90% of our time in the 'Zona. Is taking a taxi the way to go? What does the taxis charge for this trip (each-way or round-trip)? Just curious if anyone has any input -.

[QUOTE=Caprese7;1916838]Taking a couple of friends down for "their" first visit to Tijuana in a few days, and am curious if anyone here knows anything about Rosarito Beach (Playas de Rosarito). From what I understand, it is about 20 miles west and it has some bars, restaurants. And, well. A beach. Is it a trip worth making according to anyone here? It would simply be "something to do" as a break from the 'Zona, although we will be spending 90% of our time in the 'Zona. Is taking a taxi the way to go? What does the taxis charge for this trip (each-way or round-trip)? Just curious if anyone has any input -.[/QUOTE]Have lunch at the famous Rosarito Beach Hotel. Maybe take a walk on the beach afterwards or ride a horse. Not much else going on. I would recommend going further south to Ensenada for cleaner water and more tourist friendly options. Rosarito doesn't have much to offer.

Taxi from TJ roughly $25 each way if negotiated properly.

Hi,

I will be on my first trip - 08/13 for 3 nights as a solo traveler. Please PM me if anybody around & interested to catch up.

[QUOTE=Caprese7;1916838]Taking a couple of friends down for "their" first visit to Tijuana in a few days, and am curious if anyone here knows anything about Rosarito Beach (Playas de Rosarito). From what I understand, it is about 20 miles west and it has some bars, restaurants. And, well. A beach. Is it a trip worth making according to anyone here? It would simply be "something to do" as a break from the 'Zona, although we will be spending 90% of our time in the 'Zona. Is taking a taxi the way to go? What does the taxis charge for this trip (each-way or round-trip)? Just curious if anyone has any input -.[/QUOTE]If your friends are rich they will have plenty of fun fucking 4-6 HK girls a day. No reason to leave HK if you got lots of $$.

Rosarito Beach doesn't have many attractions besides Spring Breaks, when alleged college students party and have wet t-shirt contests etc.

The yellow and white colectivos for Rosarito Beach wait on Madero corner of Calle 4 or 5 I forgot. For 50 pesos each, they will take you and drop off across the street from from hotel Rosarito Beach. Return pick up at the same spot. The colectivos also pick up passengers along the way. Remember their color stripes and wave them down if you see them.

A colectivo driver claimed to have contact for girls. He called a couple numbers and took us to a bordello South of the hotel, but the place had been closed for a few years; weed overgrew the yard and sticking out of windows. He took us to another bar but there was no girls working. So we went back to Tijuana quickly.

Rosarito Beach is known for having a few drug stash houses busted in the last 2 years, and ex pats executed for deals gone wrong. A Mexican girl was raped, sodomized and murdered on that beach a few years back. Mexican papers showed pictures of her naked with blood and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url] splattered all over. It was very gruesome. The beach is full of horse shit and the water tepid. One crowded summer day, I found an outhouse on the beach for beach goers, just a huge hole dugged in the sand, full of smelly crap, with 2 wood planks over it. If fallen in it would be impossible to get out. Needless to say I found that beach very crude that I don't want to hang out.

If you have a couple guys you can rent a car from national on Revo and drive South along the beach down to Ensenada. Stop for lunch at the fishing village Potpola or Puerto Neuvo. Stop on the many uncrowded pristine beaches on the way down South, with bars, trinket shops, coconut stands, restaurants, camp sites and fancy resorts etc.

The winding coastal road near Ensenada goes though some breathtakingly beautiful stretches of the coast. You can stop to look at the migrating whales, the huge nets where they raise 500-lbs blue-fin tunas, the Japanese fish canning factories where they dry thousands of shark fins on roof tops. I met a few Japanese who go to bar Anthony to pick up girls regularly.

Ensenada is a very nice, clean. Safe town where cruise ships drop off thousands passengers. It's a fishing town with a very lively fish market, but I never found a good seafood restaurant I like in Ensenada. Tijuana has many better choices.

The people in Ensenada are more genteel and easy-going, unlike the hyper and crazy people running amok in La Zona. Besides the tourist traps on the main Ave Mateos Luis, side streets, like Ave Ruiz, have many shops for locals with good deals like bikers' genuine leather jackets for $10-20 etc. I found a few smiling young shop keepers who were so beautiful, nice, sweet, gentle who wold be worth GF materials.

I used to rent a room at the hotel Santo Tomas next to bar Anthony, bring a camp stove or elec skillet, buy fresh seafood cheap from the fish market across the street and cook them on the balcony and party all day. Mexican families would party and cook their food in hotels' parking lots during the annual Baja 500 race in August and carnival in Feb. At night I would hang out in bar Anthony all night hehe. There are usually a few good-looking young girls in Bar Anthony.

I will be doing that road trip with a couple guys this summer. Have fun.

[QUOTE=Caprese7;1916838]Taking a couple of friends down for "their" first visit to Tijuana in a few days, and am curious if anyone here knows anything about Rosarito Beach (Playas de Rosarito). From what I understand, it is about 20 miles west and it has some bars, restaurants. And, well. A beach. Is it a trip worth making according to anyone here? It would simply be "something to do" as a break from the 'Zona, although we will be spending 90% of our time in the 'Zona. Is taking a taxi the way to go? What does the taxis charge for this trip (each-way or round-trip)? Just curious if anyone has any input -.[/QUOTE]

Another 7 minutes south of Rosarito Beach Hotel is the city of Puerto Nuevo. Puerto Nuevo is a fishing village. It is known for its fresh lobster. I have never been disappointed. They take American Express and Visa (keep the dollars / pesos in your pocket). If you use your credit card, the transaction fees are minimal. The menus are in English and Spanish. When you finish eating, there are the tourist shops. It is a nice way to balance out your trip (kill a few hours).

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1916862]Have lunch at the famous Rosarito Beach Hotel. Maybe take a walk on the beach afterwards or ride a horse. Not much else going on. I would recommend going further south to Ensenada for cleaner water and more tourist friendly options. Rosarito doesn't have much to offer.

Taxi from TJ roughly $25 each way if negotiated properly.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Caprese7;1916838]Taking a couple of friends down for "their" first visit to Tijuana in a few days, and am curious if anyone here knows anything about Rosarito Beach (Playas de Rosarito). From what I understand, it is about 20 miles west and it has some bars, restaurants. And, well. A beach. Is it a trip worth making according to anyone here? It would simply be "something to do" as a break from the 'Zona, although we will be spending 90% of our time in the 'Zona. Is taking a taxi the way to go? What does the taxis charge for this trip (each-way or round-trip)? Just curious if anyone has any input -.[/QUOTE]

Do NOT take a taxi to Rosarito. One-way Uber is approximately $170 pesos from the zona, about $9 dls. Rosarito is not that great. Very touristy. Everybody speaks English. The beach is not that different from Playas Tijuana. Food is nothing special. I think it is a waste of time but if you've never been there it's worth it to go once just to see. Ensenada on the other hand is simply stunning. Uber actually offers special pricing to Valle de Guadalupe through their ValleX service, although I do not know the exact cost. Skip Rosarito and hit Ensenada if you have the time and money. Go to Valle de Guadalupe and have dinner at one of the wineries and then drinks on a cliffside deck overlooking the Pacific at CuatroCuatros. But bring a jacket it does get quite breezy there.