FKK Artemis - Berlin

Thanks for the advice! I'm extremely nervous, but very excited to experience it.

[QUOTE=Shark16;3017984]Nothing. Stay nude (20% will have dirty underwear. Yuck!). FKK means nude, so throw away your American prudishness and shyness. Relax. Feel free. Respect the idea of nudity.

No! Bathing suite / underwear is considered dirty and is not be weared when swimming in the pool or in the sauna. In the pool: Be naked. In the sauna: Always sit on a clean towel.

Nobody cares (as long as you are not wanking). Relax.

It's all up to you. Many just relax and mind their own business. There are plenty of gents who like to chat.

After. Always after. At the money lockers. The money lockers are safe. Do not put your valuables anywhere else but in the money lockers.

Not much. If not interested in taking the girl to a room, then do not touch. If a girl propostion herself on your lap, then by all means light touching is encouraged and appreciated. Just don't overdo it if you have no intention of taking her to the room.

Have fun. And report back. Always interesting to read a firsttimer's reaction to the FKK concept. I wish that was me!![/QUOTE]

Thanks for the tips!

[QUOTE=Shark16;3017984]Nothing. Stay nude (20% will have dirty underwear. Yuck!). FKK means nude, so throw away your American prudishness and shyness. Relax. Feel free. Respect the idea of nudity.

No! Bathing suite / underwear is considered dirty and is not be weared when swimming in the pool or in the sauna. In the pool: Be naked. In the sauna: Always sit on a clean towel.

Nobody cares (as long as you are not wanking). Relax.

It's all up to you. Many just relax and mind their own business. There are plenty of gents who like to chat.

After. Always after. At the money lockers. The money lockers are safe. Do not put your valuables anywhere else but in the money lockers.

Not much. If not interested in taking the girl to a room, then do not touch. If a girl propostion herself on your lap, then by all means light touching is encouraged and appreciated. Just don't overdo it if you have no intention of taking her to the room.

Have fun. And report back. Always interesting to read a firsttimer's reaction to the FKK concept. I wish that was me!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tintin1;3018034]Everyone is giving you good advise, the two points above most important. RELAX and report.

Offer one additional suggestion. If it becomes all too overwhelming, and you can't focus, go into the food area. Generally girls don't proposition you in the canteen.

Secondly you "may" see guys standing around the spiral stairs watching the ladies go up and down. It's a way to also get out of the high traffic and get a look a different look at the ladies. There's also a nice report back a year (on 3 of the Bordellos around the western part of Berlin.[/QUOTE]

Been to Artemis and other FKKs few times, based on my experience:

- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?

Nothing.

- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?

Nope, no bathing suit.

- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.

Men will be focusing on the ladies, and even if someone notices, I don't think it matters! But the basic thing is. Not to show off your boner and walk around.

- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?

Nothing much; I have seen men who came in groups talk with each other. Others just exchange a few words—never engaged in a long chat / conversation with any men.

- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?

ALWAYS. After!

- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?

In the common area, I haven't see much action. But in the movie halls and other such play areas, I have seen people going all the way and finishing there itself.

[QUOTE=WedelApp;3017890]Hello.

I'm going to be traveling to Berlin for work in September and want to enjoy some of the pleasures or the city while there. Aside from general escorts, strip clubs, and saunas, I'm looking for uniquely German (European) activities since it's all pretty limited in the US.

I'm 43, in decent shape, and straight but open to some fun kinks. I'm not likely going to search out women at bars / clubs as I'd probably stick out there, LOL.

One place I want to visit is FKK Artemis. I've read the posts on this board and have gotten some great info there. I have a few questions I hadn't seen answered in other thread so I thought I'd post here.

- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?

- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?

- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.

- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?

- do most of the ladies just do pay after the fun or before?

- how much hands on is acceptable / appropriate for the main areas?

I'm sure I have questions but this is what I have for now or if you have anything you think I must know to get the most from a trip there, I'm all ears. If you have any specific experiences, places, events, I'm open to it all. Never been to Europe and want to make the most of this. Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Winston11;3018844]Anyone know if Alina or Candy / Kandy are working at the moment? I hope to get there on Friday?[/QUOTE]To answer my own question, no, neither of them were there on Friday. In fact it was a pretty quiet day in general. Talking to some of the women there they said a lot of German people take their holidays in August so that probably reduced the numbers. Since none of my favourites were there I opted for new women.

I arrived there about 13.00. The main bar was pretty empty and even with the nice weather the outdoor area was quiet with no women enjoying the sun. I saw some potential targets but after a chat with Claudia headed upstairs.

[B]Claudia - Poland [/B]Probably in her mid 30's, natural body and long dark hair. I did a search of the forum and it looks like she's been working at The A. For a long time. She had a great energy and a really fun vibe. Session started with a nice, oiley body-to-body massage. Great sex and good kissing added up to a really enjoyable time and she's an almost certain repeat.

Second session of the day was Salome.

[B]Salome - Dominican Republic.[/B] Short, curvy Latino with massive real tits and a great ass. My absolute favourite body type, short and stacked. This was a great session and she's a ton of fun. The Spanish dirty-talk is a real turn on for me. Another on the probable repeat list.

After a massage and a swim I wanted another session. The main bar was a little busier now (it was about 18.00) but not as full as I expected for a Friday.

[B]Ramona (?) - Romania. [/B]Long blonde curly hair, pretty face and cute eye make-up. She said she had only been working there for a couple of weeks and had recently arrived from another German city. I had a great time with her. A combo of prostate massage and BBBJ is always a treat. And I loved her look.

Last woman over the jumps was Clarissa.

[B]Clarissa (?) - Turkey [/B]Nice face and tits. Similar body-type to Salome. I was pretty wiped out after my day but she put in a good effort to get me off and I finished on her massive, real tits. Her attitude was a little cold when we got to the room but she could take a pounding without issue and she looked great on her knees. I don't think I'd go again but it wasn't a bad session either.

The club was a little busier as I was leaving. And there were some pole-dancers in the main bar. I'm not sure what the point of them was. They were not particularly attractive and the women walking the floor were much more interesting to watch.

Some other faces I recognised were Fana (Fanna?) and Riise.

Overall this was a great day, thanks for reading.

Thanks for the info!

[QUOTE=DeepakSa;3019451]Been to Artemis and other FKKs few times, based on my experience:

- At the club, what do most of the men wear under their robes?

Nothing.

- Do most men go to the sauna, pool, etc in a bathing suit?

Nope, no bathing suit.

- what's the boner etiquette when in the main areas? LOL.

Men will be focusing on the ladies, and even if someone notices, I don't think it matters! But the basic thing is. Not to show off your boner and walk around.

- is there much conversation going on between patrons away from the ladies?

Nothing much; I have seen men who came in groups talk with each other. Others just exchange a few wordsnever engaged in a long chat / conversation with any men..[/QUOTE]

Unlike many clubs some of the girls limit the services that they provide. I'm a big fan of eating pussy. Many of the girls don't allow eating pussy. They say that it is too intimate for them. Ask before you buy to avoid a disappointment in the room.

Hi everybody, first review here! Spent a couple of days in Berlin around the middle of last June and managed to squeeze in a visitation Artemis. Should be noted that 1) this was my first time in a FKK and 2) that I where I come from punting options are severely limited due to this being illegal. Therefore, my impression of a place like Artemis will in all likelihood be influenced by these factors.

Anyway, after a day spent enjoying Berlin (mostly sipping on good wine) my companions went to bed and I was able to run off to Artemis. I was little bit stressed that the timing of my visit (Tuesday, around midnight) would mean less options but those worries were quick to disappear once there. Plenty of posts here that go into the process of getting there and what to do before entering so I won't be detailing that.

Anyway, plenty of women and the ratio vs men quite good. A little bit of a shock for most first timers I assume once entering to see that many many girls walking along naked, and most of them (at least in my view) quite stunning. Having read quite a few reviews I wanted to ease my way in. So got a drink in hand and sat down to take it all in. Mostly succeeded in that, approached by some girls but did not partake yet. They all took it well. Once I got up however and started to walk around their approaches got more determined, multiple threesome offers, etc. Was a little surprised how far some of them went, in terms of touching, sitting on my lap and so on but nothing too problematic (at least not at that stage, more on that later).

Well, after a little while I felt it was time to get serious. Was approached by a beautiful and a little bit curvy Colombian girl, Laura. She had previously offered my a threesome with her friend, but this time she was alone and I really liked the look of her and it was nice to talk to her now that she was alone. Agreed on 30 min, owo and CIM (140 euro) and went upstairs. Was actually expecting her to cool down and enter business mode with upselling once in the room (as many have outlined in their reviews) but quite the contrary. She was really warm and friendly, gave a hell of a blow and asked me to return the favour, which I did. Of course, this could have been an act but in my mind I felt she really enjoyed it. Then on with the bag, rode me good before switching to doggy (her bouncing ass a beautiful sight) but then I could not hold longer and finished in the condom (once paying, she stuck to the original deal which included CIM and I didn't object). Then a nice cuddle and good chat about life. All in all, a great punt which I'm pretty sure went quite far beyond the 30 min agreed upon. Would definitely repeat.

Got back down, had a shower and a drink and sat down to relax and regain my strength. Approached by a lot of girls but waived them off (none gave me any trouble about that). After a little bit, went to walk around a little and found myself in the cinema. Stopped for a bit to have a look at the movie but was soon approached by two girls (one of them, Turkish girl if I remember correctly with a smoking body, had approached me earlier, but this time she (and her friend) was a little bit more adamant. They pushed (in a friendly manner) me into the cinema room and got on top of me, and well gave a sample of what threesome with them would be like. There was some light kissing and the "other" girl had my member in her mouth at one time. To be honest, I felt this was all a little bit too much at that stage, given that there was no agreement on going to a room (and I was still in the regaining strength phase of my journey at that moment), so for some godly strength I managed to calm things down and asked them to give me a little time and that I would let them know later if I wanted the whole experience. I felt this was a little bit weird but didn't want to make a big deal out of it. Although when writing this down now this sounds quite inappropriate, at the time we were in good spirits and they were both happy to let me walk off. Don't think I saw them again before I left.

Sat down after this and enjoyed the view until I saw a girl eyeing me and implying she wanted to approach which I was more then happy to allow. Tall girl, slim with large natural tits and a great ass to along with that. Stunningly beautiful face. Said she was from Poland, age probably somewhere between 30-36 (I'm 34 myself). Nice chat for a little and agreed to go to the room. Again, 30 min, owo and CIM. The same experience again, she was really warm in the room. Some kisses (a bit more then a peck on the lips but not fully DFK) before going all in on the action. Nice blow and then it was a joy to see her bounce on me, first cowgirl and then doggy. Of with the condom and she blew me (laying on the back, me on my knees) until I finished. Good talk and cuddle afterwards. Would 100% repeat, if only to see those boobs again.

When I got back down it was probable something past 3. Since I had a big day the following day I decided against going to the onsite ATMs and to call it quits. All in all, I had a great time and I just hope I can go there again as soon as possible. Again however, I stress that this was my first time in such an establishment and options back home are really limited. Walking into Artemis is therefore a little like walking into heaven for me. I do rue the fact I didn't go again (would have been possible on the Thursday) and I must admit, I have often wondered since what that threesome would have been like. That's just something we will have to do some other time.

[QUOTE=WedelApp;3017890]Hello.

I'm going to be traveling to Berlin for work in September and want to enjoy some of the pleasures or the city while there. Aside from general escorts, strip clubs, and saunas, I'm looking for uniquely German (European) activities since it's all pretty limited in the US.

I'm 43, in decent shape, and straight but open to some fun kinks. I'm not likely going to search out women at bars / clubs as I'd probably stick out there, LOL.

One place I want to visit is FKK Artemis. I've read the posts on this board and have gotten some great info there. I have a few questions I hadn't seen answered in other thread so I thought I'd post here.[/QUOTE]- Mostly naked, but some wore swimwear. Don't worry, you get used to it after a few minutes.

- When I was there, most men swam in the pool naked. Didn't visit the sauna, but I guess it would be the same.

- I saw only one guy naked at the pool that had a boner. TBH, I only got semi-erect when I was entering the rooms with the girls, not at all when in the bar or the restaurant.

- I went with a friend, so I mostly talked with them. Some guys were chatting around, but most of them were just chilling inbetween sessions.

- You pay the ladies after the deed, downstairs.

- You can grab some ass and legs. Just like in a strip club, I guess.

In the words of Skepta:

We need some more girls in here.

We need some more girls in here.

There's too many man, too many many man.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zSAGBDdCfU[/URL]

For every girl there was three men on both nights (20-25 girls and men x3). It was a huge disappointment to pay 90€ to walk into a sausage fest on both nights. I arrived around midnight which should be peak hour on a Friday and Saturday and stayed for a couple of hours. My one and only session was with a Polish girl, 140/30 min BBBJ and CIM. You could tell that is was the girls market as they were turning down a lot of guys and many of the girls weren't even pretty. If this trend continues then the prices will increase.

Thanks! I go next week so I'm really excited.

[QUOTE=Lombo21;3021678]- Mostly naked, but some wore swimwear. Don't worry, you get used to it after a few minutes.

- When I was there, most men swam in the pool naked. Didn't visit the sauna, but I guess it would be the same.

- I saw only one guy naked at the pool that had a boner. TBH, I only got semi-erect when I was entering the rooms with the girls, not at all when in the bar or the restaurant.

- I went with a friend, so I mostly talked with them. Some guys were chatting around, but most of them were just chilling inbetween sessions.

- You pay the ladies after the deed, downstairs.

- You can grab some ass and legs. Just like in a strip club, I guess.[/QUOTE]

It looks like I'm going to be in Berlin at the end of next week so a trip to The A might be possible on Friday. I looked at the Messe timetable and there's a tech conference on this week and a fruit conference on Friday. From memory I recall the club would be packed for the fruit conference in previous years. Is that still the case? I don't mind if it's a little busy but if it's chaos all day I might go elsewhere. I will probably be there from 14.00 or so. Anyone know how crazy it would be?

Anyone got info on a girl who sits at the end of the bar? Not the automatic door end, the kitchen end.

She has long wavy, brown hair, a natural body and wears glasses. She looks a bit like the porn star Leanna Lovings. And she seems very popular.

Wet, grey day in Berlin. I arrived about 13.30 and found the club fairly quiet. I was worried the conference might mean it was busy but it was just a normal, Friday lunctime crowd. I recognised some faces; Fana (Hungary), Riisa, Claudia and Clarice. I rested for a bit and did some walk-abouts. Knocked back Fana about 5 times, she really refuses to take no for an answer. I guess the strategy works for her but I'll never take her upstairs.

I spotted one of my main targets for the day sitting at the bar. So after a quick chat headed upstairs.

[B]Alina[/B]

I've been with Alina a lot in the last year and she always does great work. She brought her strap-on and other toys and we had a lot of fun. Her face and body are absolute joy to me and I know every time will be a good time.

1 hour e300 - definite repeat. Passed on the golden-shower option, but maybe next time.

Things were a little busier now and I decided it was time for my second trip up the stairs. After surveying the options I picked Jennifer.

[B]Jennifer (Germany)[/B]

She has long blonde hair and loads of tattoos. The one on her chest is the most prominent. And great (fake?) tits. I was shocked when she told me she was 39, I'd have put her at late 20's. This was a strange session, with upsells right from the start but I did have a good time. She has a killer body and a fun attitude. Pretty bitchy about other girls there which was fun. I didn't finish and won't repeat but I was still a good time.

It was late afternoon now and the place was getting full. Lots of Chinese and Japanese customers and loads of fine looking babes.

Third session was with a girl who said she was Italian and refused to tell me her name! I kind of liked this and when I asked she said all names are fake anyway so what does it matter.

[B]?? from Italy[/B]

Tanned skin, minor ink on the front including a small tattoo on the bottom of her neck, big piece on her shoulder. Great, small real tits, long thick dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.

Despite her reluctance to give me her name the session was a great time. Loads of energy, kissing and she worked really hard to help me finish.

Probable repeat.

My final girl was one I had been seeing a lot during the day and really caught my eye. She's short and curvy with massive (slightly saggy) real tits. I stopped to chat and we soon headed upstairs.

[B]Salome from Dominican Republic[/B]

This was another great trip up the stairs. Her body is my absolute favourite and the sight of her tits is a joy. As we were in the room I thought some of the lines she was using were familiar so I searched my previous reports and it turns out I'd been with her in August. Only in FKK world can you forget shagging an absolute bombshell like this. This was my fourth session so she put in a great effort to get me off and can take a real pounding. Definite repeat.

I was wiped out after that. Got some food and called it a night. Just before I left I stood at the bottom of the stairs for about 3 minutes and counted 10 couples coming down, looks like business is good. This was another great day at the Artemis and probably my last for this year. So until next time, thanks for reading.

Hi, report: arrived early in the day, scoped out the place, then went to my hotel to check in. Unfortunately I had a couple of issues, didn't sleep the night before and something I ate the morning caused me stomach upset. So, if I had been feeling better my plan was to have a "go" in the afternoon and then check into my hotel and come back. There's a blond lady, maybe tall, but who know, high heels kinda make it confusing, glasses, big, fake boobs, I don't mind fake, I like boobs. She was kept pretty busy, I saw her later that night, should have took the chance then because of my 3rd "companion". Anyway, rested up at my hotel, took some meds, rest and then "ploughed on". Got back in the evening around 8. 30, was busier then, a nice smattering of ladies, 20/30 maybe. So earlier in the day I was approached by two women, turned them both down, first woman was fat basically, so hard no, I am not going to pay for something I don't want for free, I've dated and married fitter than that. Second woman, forget her name, said she was Hungarian (I could be mis remembering and she could have been Claudia from Poland) she said she was 35, I turned her down too, probably a little too pushy too, but that's the job. She had a nice body, natural boobs, dark hair, dark eye (I think, I forget), anyway, when I got back I bumped into her again and I used my brain for once and took her up on her offer and just go with it and get the monkey off my back, instead of banging the 3 hottest birds there and blowing straight away every time I went with the first two ladies who were nice but not intimidatingly so. Took a massage and half hour fuck, (half hour in total). Now, for personal reasons, won't go into details, I was a little bit apprehensive, but, the massage was great, she got really into it and my personal issues were quickly forgotten, well, my little solider forgot anyway. Good time, nice fuck, she was trying to get me to come in the half hour, but well, between tiredness and past issues I didn't. There's a couple of reasons for that, too much fapping over the years being one of them maybe, LOL. I didn't mind though, it was nothing to do with her and it worked out great for me, I had a great time and plenty left in the tank. I'm not a young fella any more so I ain't blowing my load 3 times in one afternoon / evening without taking Viagra or something. €120 for half hour and sensual massage during it. Massage was great, really great start and revved me up. Not worth 50 bucks though (50+70 for the half hour).

[QUOTE=RandomName13;3025795]Hi, report: arrived early in the day, scoped out the place, then went to my hotel to check in. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Winston11;3025004]Wet, grey day in Berlin. I arrived about 13.30 and found the club fairly quiet.
[B]Alina[/B]
[B]Jennifer (Germany)[/B]
[B]?? from Italy[/B]
[B]Salome from Dominican Republic[/B]
probably my last for this year. So until next time, thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]It's so great when people post who they saw, AND what they got. I'm intrigued by Alina, I think I saw her some time ago? I also once saw this German blond Heidi with a six pack and a vice grip that could cut off the blood to your the**k. Haven't seen her in 2 to 3 years, but there's always hope. I will be in town in a month or so, now have a short list. I appreciate your detailed information. I like to hit Artemis, Maria's Massage and one of the Brothels. Variety is the spice of life.