Abu Dhabi

Well, as you guys could have read from Wicked Roger's latest report, he took me out to many places in Abu Dhabi to introduce me to the scene. Mighty nice of him and much appreciated that he took the time to show me around the various places!

My 'experience' so far has been a few massage parlors in Dubai with a happy ending, all conveniently found by taxi's. Will post later about some crazy stuff that has happened in this area. Never really went for anything further as I had some rather bad experiences with African ladies. Absolute stunners IMHO, but the service is just way below whatever standard you can think of.

In any case, my little experience is nothing compared to WR's vast knowledge of the field and his insights were highly valuable. Good thing, too, we share the same preference for small, slim women. Like WR said: "one belly is enough so it might as well be mine's!" Couldn't agree more with that logic :-)

The clubs Roger took me to were quite interesting. The first was the Crowne Plaza. Good band, nice looking lady singer. There were two asian girls sitting at the bar who could easily have been pro's, but the place was otherwise pretty much empty. It might have been early, it might have been summer, but it seems that Abu Dhabi is like the sleepy, little brother of Dubai.

After Crown Plaza, we tried to get into Hemingway's, but it was way too busy. So off we went to the Inter-con. Nice little pub right above the best steak restaurant according to WR. He could easily spot a few WG's, although i would be way too inexperienced for that. Again not very busy, but that's nice for a change.

Having shown me the upper end of the market, I asked WR if he could show me the more sleazier side of things. Somehow, i am always fascinated by the lower end of the market, hrm... Normally WR doesn't frequent those places he said, but luckily he was willing to make an exception to show a newbie around.

So we went to Howard Johnson. First, we went into a club that had a Russian band...amazingly depressing: no ladies and the music sucked beyond imagination. Then we went up a floor and entered a nightclub where Filipino's hang out on their days off. Too bad that these ladies were not WGs because most of them were excellent looking! Ah well, you can't have it all I suppose. The band was equally amazing. For the first time ever i heard the full album version of Another Brick in the Wall being played live. Part 1, 2 and 3 and not just the single version, which is way overrated anyway.

But i digress. Being too horny after seeing all those Filipino beauties, I asked WR to drop me off at 49ers, as I had read on this forum that you might get lucky here. Well, yeah, within 1 second upon entry an Asian came up to me and started fondling me. Not bad and after some negotiations (started at 800, went down to 400) we went to my hotel (Rotana Suites), which was surprisingly friendly. No hassle for passport and so forth.

But unfortunately, the girl confirmed all my previous bad experiences when picking someone up from a bar. Inside the room, she became very hurried and lost all friendliness. Her name was Gigi, dunno if anyone knows her, but i recommend avoiding her.

She asked to be paid up front, which I did (somehow, never really feel you a choice here) and during the sex part she didn't do anything, just lied there leaving me to do all the work. Hence my preference for massage: then i can just lie down while the girl is making the effort :-)

Anyway, she left as soon as i came. Good riddance.

Roger had given me the number of a girl he knows, called Lola; and she gives excellent massages. So i gave her a call the next day and she came to the hotel room. WOW! Very good looking and very nice. No rush, no hurry, just take your time. Lots of laughs although she hardly speaks any English.

But man, what a difference with the day before. She started with a full body massage, me naked, she in full clothes...but very sexy clothes, which I like a lot! Well-picked, sexy clothes get you in the right mood, often much more so than when she takes off her clothes right away.

Her massage was just excellent as she knew how to build the tension. She was very playful and not rushed for time at all. After an hour at least, she started to proceed with the happy ending. But by that time, i was wondering how she would look naked, so i asked her to take off her clothes.

OK, so you expect she'd be raising all kinds of objections, that she was only there to give a massage, but no. She simply smiled and seemed happy that she got me this horny. She removed all her clothes and wow, her naked body was absolutely great as well.

We proceeded to have sex in multiple positions, quite a few completely new to me and she was amazing. Sure, i know she's in it for the money and all, but compared to the lady from the day before, having a nice, non-rushed woman makes all the difference in the world. Eventually, I removed the condom and Lola gave me a very good, sensual, slow hand job.

After all the massage and subsequent sex, it didn't take long for me to come. She looked me straight in the eye when I came and that turned me on even more. Fantastic lady and she sure will be hearing from me again.

A big thanks to WR for him taking the time to show me around Abu Dhabi, and mostly for introducing me to Lola. She is one hot Taiwanese lady. Funny thing is, WR is saying Filipinas are even better! Looking forward to that:-)

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Just came back from a really bad experience at a massage place in Abu Dhabi that also offers a happy end. It's the one in the Royal Apartments, next to the Grand Continental Hotel off of Hamdan Road.

The lady's name was Helen, and she's a somewhat sub-par looking masseuse, but hey, that's why they end up there and besides, what counts are her masseuse skills. To be honest, they were excellent, so the massage started off quite satisfactory. She asked if I wanted hard of soft, and after opting for the latter, she went on and started this super soft, highly ticklish massage. Just perfect. Also, she knew how to touch the erotic zones and, very important, she gave a high-quality ass massage, an area typically overlooked but oh so good if done properly. And Helen was good, in fact she was bordering perfection if you ignored her looks.

"Wow, this is too good to be true", I thought. Sure enough, it was.

She posed the obvious question of whether I wanted extra massage and I said "sure, how much? ". "How much you have? ", she replied. So I told her 50 dirham + 10 for the taxi ride back. "Are you sure? ", she wanted to know. "yes, I am sure", not mentioning the extra cash I always remove from my wallet when entering a massage place.

Then came the most insulting question I have ever heard by a working lady: "Is it OK if I check? " And before I even could say no, she was already rummaging through my pants and shoes! WTF! Sure enough, she felt the money in my trousers' back pocket and she became very upset, which made her broken English even worse: "Why you lie me? If you only have 60 dirham is OK, but you lie me. You not nice man! ".

Yeah, right, as if going through all of my clothes was such a decent thing to do. Besides, what does she expect, the pope walking in for a quickie? I mean, c'mon! Does she really expect all her tricks to be honest folks who more then readily part with all the money they happen to carry? All ladies would know this and would gracefully accept a man lying about this. But Helen broke that unwritten rule.

She was still holding the 60 dirham she already took for me. That included my supposed taxi money, which she had no problem taking before she found out I "lied" to her. Talk about ethics, eh! Anyway, I took the money back from her and told her that if she didn't want the money, then that would be her choice. But she didn't listen. All she went off about what that I am not a nice man. Argh, so much for a relaxing massage; I dressed and got the hell out of there.

Most upsetting thing is that she is a real good masseuse; and that I would have gone back there many times. In other words, she's losing out on a lot of money by being so damn greedy. Why are some ladies like that, don't they know that a long-term customer at a lower rate is much better than the few hit-and-runs charged at premiums?

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Hi Richard11,

Your report really surprised me especially when you were referring to Helen. I am a regular customer of Helen and I never had any such experience from her side. Eventhough she is not good looking, she is very good at massaging and customer satisfaction. I think the mistake what you did is asking her how much is for extra service. In this forum itself it was reported that the extra service will be costing AED 50. You should have told her you will be paying only this much or what ever you intend to pay for extra then she should have definitely obliged. I am neither blaming you nor trying to be smart. Just wanted to share my experience and openion especially when I am regularly getting good service from the girl you have referred.

If you are a regular customer, you can fondle with her tits,arse (she will not remove the cloths, just loosen it) and she gives good DFK. She know how to use her lips.Those who are in Abu Dhabi knows that its maximum you can get it from the massage parlours in Abu Dhabi. I am persuding her to do CBJ which she never obliged. May be at a later stage she might agree as she has given me her number and promised me that she will inform me when she get free time. (They work 7 days in a week from 10 in the morning to 12 in the night)

However, the mentioned parlour (royal apartment) will be shifting to another place from 1-8-2008. These girls will be going some other massage parlours in liwa street or flemingo or chinese clinic. All these parlours are owned by one person. Helen and her friends will be in liwa street parlour.

[QUOTE=Richard11]Just came back from a really bad experience at a massage place in Abu Dhabi that also offers a happy end. It's the one in the Royal Apartments, next to the Grand Continental Hotel off of Hamdan Road.

The lady's name was Helen, and she's a somewhat sub-par looking masseuse, but hey, that's why they end up there and besides, what counts are her masseuse skills. To be honest, they were excellent, so the massage started off quite satisfactory. She asked if I wanted hard of soft, and after opting for the latter, she went on and started this super soft, highly ticklish massage. Just perfect. Also, she knew how to touch the erotic zones and, very important, she gave a high-quality ass massage, an area typically overlooked but oh so good if done properly. And Helen was good, in fact she was bordering perfection if you ignored her looks.

"Wow, this is too good to be true", I thought. Sure enough, it was.

She posed the obvious question of whether I wanted extra massage and I said "sure, how much? ". "How much you have? ", she replied. So I told her 50 dirham + 10 for the taxi ride back. "Are you sure? ", she wanted to know. "yes, I am sure", not mentioning the extra cash I always remove from my wallet when entering a massage place.

Then came the most insulting question I have ever heard by a working lady: "Is it OK if I check? " And before I even could say no, she was already rummaging through my pants and shoes! WTF! Sure enough, she felt the money in my trousers' back pocket and she became very upset, which made her broken English even worse: "Why you lie me? If you only have 60 dirham is OK, but you lie me. You not nice man! ".

Yeah, right, as if going through all of my clothes was such a decent thing to do. Besides, what does she expect, the pope walking in for a quickie? I mean, c'mon! Does she really expect all her tricks to be honest folks who more then readily part with all the money they happen to carry? All ladies would know this and would gracefully accept a man lying about this. But Helen broke that unwritten rule.

She was still holding the 60 dirham she already took for me. That included my supposed taxi money, which she had no problem taking before she found out I "lied" to her. Talk about ethics, eh! Anyway, I took the money back from her and told her that if she didn't want the money, then that would be her choice. But she didn't listen. All she went off about what that I am not a nice man. Argh, so much for a relaxing massage; I dressed and got the hell out of there.

Most upsetting thing is that she is a real good masseuse; and that I would have gone back there many times. In other words, she's losing out on a lot of money by being so damn greedy. Why are some ladies like that, don't they know that a long-term customer at a lower rate is much better than the few hit-and-runs charged at premiums?

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It's really too bad since Helen gave an excellent massage until the unfortunate discussion about money. Dunno if I should go back and maybe this time either get another girl or simply pay Helen the 50 dirham Like you said, this was the rate quoted earlier on this forum so I figured it would be OK.? What would you recommend?

Do you have the locations of the massage parlors you mention and do they also provide a happy ending? Thanks!

[QUOTE=Frankjohny]Hi Richard11,

Your report really surprised me especially when you were referring to Helen. I am a regular customer of Helen and I never had any such experience from her side. Eventhough she is not good looking, she is very good at massaging and customer satisfaction. I think the mistake what you did is asking her how much is for extra service. In this forum itself it was reported that the extra service will be costing AED 50. You should have told her you will be paying only this much or what ever you intend to pay for extra then she should have definitely obliged. I am neither blaming you nor trying to be smart. Just wanted to share my experience and openion especially when I am regularly getting good service from the girl you have referred.

If you are a regular customer, you can fondle with her tits,arse (she will not remove the cloths, just loosen it) and she gives good DFK. She know how to use her lips.Those who are in Abu Dhabi knows that its maximum you can get it from the massage parlours in Abu Dhabi. I am persuding her to do CBJ which she never obliged. May be at a later stage she might agree as she has given me her number and promised me that she will inform me when she get free time. (They work 7 days in a week from 10 in the morning to 12 in the night)

However, the mentioned parlour (royal apartment) will be shifting to another place from 1-8-2008. These girls will be going some other massage parlours in liwa street or flemingo or chinese clinic. All these parlours are owned by one person. Helen and her friends will be in liwa street parlour.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Richard11]Roger had given me the number of a girl he knows, called Lola; and she gives excellent massages. So i gave her a call the next day and she came to the hotel room. WOW! Very good looking and very nice. No rush, no hurry, just take your time. Lots of laughs although she hardly speaks any English.

She is one hot Taiwanese lady. Funny thing is, WR is saying Filipinas are even better! Looking forward to that:-)

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Big thanks really to Jimmy the One for Lola, he swears by her massage skills :D

Yes Filipinas IMHO are hotter - well the ones I know are (but I am biased).

Check your phone as perhaps Leah can start the education tomorrow ;)

See you soon, welcome to AD

Hello everyone,

Could you please advise me on a good hotel on the beach which is also GF? I RTFF and the Hilton was reported as very green. Any feedback on the Beach Rotana or other hotels you think may do? Has anyone heard anything about the new Shangri-La (which of course is a bit out of town)?

In terms of the best place to find PRC's, which is the one you enjoyed the most? 49ers? Crowne Plaza? HoJo?

Many thanks!

The Beach Rotana is definitely girl friendly, the other night i walked by with a girl and they didn't even bother to ask for her passport. Just an understanding smile.

[QUOTE=Pelosky]Hello everyone,

Could you please advise me on a good hotel on the beach which is also GF? I RTFF and the Hilton was reported as very green. Any feedback on the Beach Rotana or other hotels you think may do? Has anyone heard anything about the new Shangri-La (which of course is a bit out of town)?

In terms of the best place to find PRC's, which is the one you enjoyed the most? 49ers? Crowne Plaza? HoJo?

Many thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pelosky]Hello everyone,

Could you please advise me on a good hotel on the beach which is also GF? I RTFF and the Hilton was reported as very green. Any feedback on the Beach Rotana or other hotels you think may do? Has anyone heard anything about the new Shangri-La (which of course is a bit out of town)?

In terms of the best place to find PRC's, which is the one you enjoyed the most? 49ers? Crowne Plaza? HoJo?

Many thanks![/QUOTE]
Most hotels GF except IMHO Le Meridien

For me the Beach Rotana is nice, Hilton is good but far from the action )well OK 10 mins in taxt on Cornich at most). SL is lovely but way out of town a good 30 mins taxi from downtown AD.

RTFF re the PRCs - plenty recent reports from R11, me and Jimmy the One - PRCs everywhere just depends what you want to pay and how pretty/ugly/fat etc you like them.

Have fun and if you fancy a beer when you come PM me.

Beach Rotana is very green, no question no nothing just go to your room and enjoy.
Was there 2 times and no problems.

About your other questions see WR info.

[QUOTE=Pelosky]Hello everyone,

Could you please advise me on a good hotel on the beach which is also GF? I RTFF and the Hilton was reported as very green. Any feedback on the Beach Rotana or other hotels you think may do? Has anyone heard anything about the new Shangri-La (which of course is a bit out of town)?

In terms of the best place to find PRC's, which is the one you enjoyed the most? 49ers? Crowne Plaza? HoJo?

Many thanks![/QUOTE]

R11, WR and Hunter,

many thanks for your comments, much appreciated. Will follow up with a FR in 20 days or so - my trip is due in mid August !

WR unfortunately I can't PM but thanks a lot for the offer!

Fellow Mongers

R11 returns home tomorrow (although he be back intermittently for quite some time) so we did another roam around AD’s bars some known and some hardly visited (some for quite obvious reasons). For R11 it was all new and was nice to show him around and learn new things at the same time

Over dinner we decided (roughly) where to go – much depends on parking here in the capital and I don’t use taxis regularly, especially ‘weekend’ nights as so few available when you need them.

Ally Pally

I visited this to show R11 not for any other reason (although I admit the foods is reasonable and is quieter than Heroes when the major sports events are on so worth a visit for that). AED 30 entry fee (no drink), was reasonably busy with a 50% M/F ration all PRC except one slim African (later joined by 2 more but much chubbier with enormous booties). Recognised a few faces (not that I had been with them in any carnal discussions) but merely as they were still there after what was likely (for me) an absence of many months. Looked a few newbies there but the way that sat, did not mingle and looked somewhat shy. Was a reasonable looking one who looked Filipina (but was not) but would have come from the southern part of China (or least that is what I have been told on pervious occasions0 as she had slightly softer looks. But she was with a punter already. Other than not much for me but I am not a PRC man.

Tambayan, Cheers & PJ O’Reillys

Next door to Ally Pally, a Filipina place not really P4P and small. Band was not good and very crowded and no spare women so we stayed ST only and moved on to PJ O’Reillys. I know this is not P4P really but a chance to show R11 the place as around the corner. We also popped into Cheers. Again full of Filipinos, nice band, better looking girls (well for me) but this is not a pick up place for WGs – basically another Manila Bay, Tambayan and HoJos

Hemingways, Jazz & Cinnabar

Well again not really P4P but we missed last week so we chanced our arm. Mainly it was normal expats but later we saw 3 PRCs with punters drinking in the corner. Went to Jazz and that certainly was better, lots of Filipinas :) which for me was a surprise but a nice one. Many with friends enjoying the excellent band, but there were a couple of unaccompanied ones (and one was nice slim good legs and had heels). Initially speaking to guy who later turned out to be a singer in the band. Also the cute one was a chain smoker and one thing that really puts me off is a chain smoker :(. But still food for thought for next week

Then to Cinnabar the disco the other side of Hemingways (this is located as you walk into Hemingways, Jazz is to the left around the corner). Was midnight so was quiet, few customers virtually no girls (except some Europeans and 3 Filipinas) but we moved on as too quiet and we needed some down market experience

Saba Hotel

This was described by an 18 year old friend (girl naturally) a few years ago as “dirty”. Although it has spruced up the lobby it is still the same place, with 6-7 bars catering to Indian, Iranians, African (Blue Nile), Bengalis, Bangladeshis and general Arab. So we visited most of them. Many had dancing girls and garland as per previous FRs, the Blue Nile had a nice band if you like African music (which I do at times) plus a very drunk Emirati who was dancing and trying to negotiate withy one of the singers (Piper – good African booty).

The Indians for both of us were hit and miss, nice faces but the garland routine etc is a pain and we cant wait that long! The Arab bar was quiet(ish) with all types of girls on stage dancing, wiggling their backsides at the mainly Emirati clientele. It really was a cornucopia of girls, small, tall, slim, chubby, obese, small rack to one (in a white cap) was we reckoned a DD or FF cup. But her backside was same.....

R11 said this was close to what he has seen many times before elsewhere in the Middle East. There was one cutie but she was dancing, and eyeing some locals (who obviously had bigger wallets than either of us) but for a 15-30 mins wander it was fun and educational.

Best to look at the clubs it to go to eh rooftop (R level in elevator) and then walk down as the elevators are slow, small and often crowded.

The Iranian bar was similar to the Indian ones – garland only with different music. A few ‘stanis’ in the corner again all shapes and sizes, one had a reasonable figure with hotpants and white boots but that was it for both of us.

So we eventually left and went back to Ally Pally (well I left R11 there). Despite the ‘weekend’ starting earlier some of have work :( so around 2am I thought best get some some sleep as I plan to be in Dubai Thursday and try and catch up with Groin Strain, Piper and anyone else who wants to catch up so need a rest. Am getting older so need to conserve energy for the important things in life :D

Keep hard and horny

PS COP - R11 will PM you

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]Fellow Mongers

So we eventually left and went back to Ally Pally (well I left R11 there). Despite the ‘weekend’ starting earlier some of have work :( so around 2am I thought best get some some sleep as I plan to be in Dubai Thursday and try and catch up with Groin Strain, Piper and anyone else who wants to catch up so need a rest. Am getting older so need to conserve energy for the important things in life :D

Keep hard and horny

PS COP - R11 will PM you[/QUOTE]Just to add the remainder of the night to WR's excellent report. When I arrived back at Ally Pally at around 12:30 or so, the place was closing down. Must be that holiday thing. It wasn't my intention to pick up anyone, but just to get my juices flowing a bit before heading back. Arriving all "empty" after a trip to UAE might raise suspicion with the better half:-) And, the lower class joints always manage to get my juices flowing again.

So on to 49ers which was still open and very much so. The ratio m/w was certainly higher than it was earlier at Ally Pally, but still there was the occasional black girl groping me. We were standing a bit in the back and she cleverly managed to rub against my dick with her thigh, later followed by her hand. Nothing really happened except me getting hard as hell but it was interesting nonetheless. First time also a girl was so assertive, because normally they behave quite decent inside clubs, no?

Anyway, like I said, i didn't want to take her home since I had to save my energy; and picking up girls from a bar is just not my favorite thing to do. Prefer to watch in such places:-)

Again, a big thanks to WR for taking me around and showing me the off-the-beaten-path "touristic" locations. Much appreciated!

I wld not mind meeting for a drink.

Just don't have the PM function. Quite new in Abu Dhabi.

[QUOTE=Leaky Pipes]I wld not mind meeting for a drink.

Just don't have the PM function. Quite new in Abu Dhabi.[/QUOTE]

Best way is to subscribe to get the PM function as we cant provide personal contacts via the board.

Hiya fellas

Not been around for a while, but have had some fun reading these updates ! Nice one fellow mongers ! Glad to see the soaring temperatures and afro-inducing humidity have not dampened your collective ardours !

Also read WRs orgy invite [which quite frankly has been on my erstwhile mind ever since I read it !!], but not yet a fully-fledged member, so will have to give this one a miss.

Pity. It sounds just the deal !

Was in AP a couple of nights ago [just fresh from the plane] and was surprised at the scarcity of WGs. Looks likely that the visa changes have culled a large proportion of the girls. Not been able to verify this in other places, but should be interesting to see over the next couple of months, if these new visa requirements will ultimately put the kybosh on the mongering scene here ?

WR - still not managed to crack the P4P flipper scene here. Looks like I'll have to wait till my subscription comes through before I can PM you. *sigh*