The Wily Old Hymen Buster who Nearly Got Away
[QUOTE=ForkTruck;2402179]This really blew my mind. I dated one older Pinay who in her younger days was married to a Provincial Pinoy who on occasion would put a dog collar on her and chain her to the front yard gate post for several hours. She of course did not like it one bit and cried all the time but what could she do. It was accepted as a husbands right to do whatever. She Left him or he left her after 3 years. Some really sad stories out there. You can't make this stuff up.[/QUOTE]Dear sir,
Your response rather surprises me.
I'm not sure why, but you seem to have a problem with a man chaining his legally married wife to a post with a dog collar around her neck. Doesn't that happen in your country? You must have lived a very sheltered, oh so Presbyterian life. It's not as if he hit her or anything or forgot to feed her three square meals a day. After all, she is considered his chattel in the Philippines and he is perfectly entitled to do what he likes with his property. In fact, the whole Barangay expects him to do his manly duty in disciplining his wayward wife in the manner he so pleases. Otherwise they will call him a weak willed homo. The Monsignor from the local church probably takes her doggie style while she is still chained to the post, asking her to repent for her evil ways. One Hail Mary for every minute of pounding. Hahaha. Your western sensibilities have no place here. Let the natives do what they have been doing before fat, white American man set foot in Shitsville in search of cheap, brown pussy. Take a leaf from the Spanish. Would they have cared?
On the other hand, you seem to be very comfortable, even proud, of the idea of tricking your way into a young provincial virgin's pussy, despite your 80-year age gap. Hahahaha. Sounds like you must be promising marriage to her or offering a community roast pig at a minimum. Bribing her illiterate father with a $3 bottle of fake agave tequila (its so cheap it doesn't even have a brand name) and impressing her fuckable mother with a $2 box of chocolates from the discount bin is probably a fair trade for your poor victim's hymen, but doesn't that mess with your western Christian morals? Imagine if a 75- year old, tattooed Pinoy trike driver with stout legs stole your daughter's virginity after sneakily sliding you a case of Miller Lite and your wife a plate of lumpiang ubod? Hahaha. Doesn't sound too good does it? I thought not. Hahahaha. I guess its probably a better deal than the Maori's got when they swapped the whole fuckin' country for six woolen blankets from those cunning Brits. Hahaha.
And what about dealing with the ethics of all those young forktrucks driving around the barangay looking for their US visas? Boys and girls, no point looking on the ground, ain't no visa to be found!! Old American man has left the pound. Hahahaha. Probably a bit like Club Foot's bastard kids. They are still wandering around barefooted in Cebu looking for grains of rice on the ground for their nightly supper. The whole board thinks those kids made it to Club Foot's ancestral mansion in upstate NY. They certainly aren't going anywhere. Not even to the Nevada walkup where Club Foot enjoyed his last meal of feline food. Hahahaha. May god bless Club Foot's soul. But I digress.
Back in the US, at that fine federal facility for fat fucks (FFFFFF) at Leavenworth, Kansas, you would be infamous amongst your erudite, learned colleagues as the wily old hymen buster from Pinay Land that nearly got away! Hahaha.