Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Ricardo Torres;1496448]I think I want to cry after reading this. It is intense love going on in this post. Lmao[/QUOTE]Yeah, I lost it a bit! It's just those bodies down there are so fucking nice!

I'm better today. Jaja

[QUOTE=Manny51;1496665]All I am saying is that it helps to have a spare, disposable phone when you are vacationing out of the country and don't necessarily need access to your primary phone.[/QUOTE]But that's NOT all you said. You said it's stupid to carry you primary phone. Maybe it's not the best strategy for you, but for many people it's simply not a big deal.

[QUOTE=WiltTheStilt; 1496618]Too much humor on all sides of this exchange. Maybe my favorite was "they aren't Mr Universe quality, but they are close."

Perhaps in the way that me getting the high score on an arcade Pop-a-Shot basketball game is "close" to breaking Kareem Abdul Jabbar's NBA career scoring record.[/QUOTE]I have my opinion and you have yours. Unlike your opinions of the Colombian women, I don't generalize in a negative way. So enjoy all the humor bro, you have some similarities w / SC.

And by the way, you're welcome for the pics I recently sent your way.

Just you know. From a smart phone all data can be automatically uploaded to a cloud service and you can erase your phone and do a factory default reset over a computer. You could loose or someone can steal your phone in your home country also. I am not saying your idea is a stupid idea or anything though!

[QUOTE=Manny51; 1496665]Because, of course, you are Superman and immune to petty theft. Nice.

It may not even be theft. Sometimes I just lose accidently lose things, don't you?

Maybe you are retired and not working or something. Or maybe your whole life just revolves around messaging and facebooking chicas all day long. Those of us in the modern world invest a lot of our personal and work efforts into our phone. All I am saying is that it helps to have a spare, disposable phone when you are vacationing out of the country and don't necessarily need access to your primary phone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Av8r;1496739]But that's NOT all you said. You said it's stupid to carry you primary phone. Maybe it's not the best strategy for you, but for many people it's simply not a big deal.[/QUOTE]You are taking that sentence out of context. But yes, if you are carrying around a $600 phone on your hip, while partying drunk in a foreign country where you are a target because you are a foreigner, I think that's a stupid risk. Look, you can if you want to. I just don't understand why people do. You can get a cheap phone and a sim for $20. Unless you are trying to show your bling, it just makes no sense. And if your only defense is "well I just choose to and don't tell me what to do," well then, your stubborn argumentativeness just speaks for itself. Way to go, bro (clap, clap).

[QUOTE=Vitrea; 1496718]I have a soft corner for this place, though it is not as popular as some of the other clubs. I keep going back here as the staff here treat me well and I had some gems here. I have only done take out here so I can't speak for the quality of the rooms.

[B]Sofia[/B].21, great figure, all natural, has a 3 yr old but can't tell. She is a blanca. I like her energy though she can get annoying for someone who likes his girls to just shut up and fuck :-D. Standard take out price for Luna and the 250 for the girl for TLN.

[B]Kelly[/B]: She is 19, a bit more voluptuous than I like but has a cute face. She is super friendly (mui amiable). Same pricing as above but stayed till 9 AM the next day as she does not have a kid at home.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Vitrea. Quick question: If the fee for the chica is 250K, what is your strategy (if any) for making sure that once you get her to your apartment she doesn't try to upsell you for BBBJ? Or is the 250K for CBJ? Doesn't seem like there is much negotiating room around that price, especially if you are already paying 100K to the house as an exit fee.

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1496767]Thanks for the info Vitrea. Quick question: If the fee for the chica is 250K, what is your strategy (if any) for making sure that once you get her to your apartment she doesn't try to upsell you for BBBJ? Or is the 250K for CBJ? Doesn't seem like there is much negotiating room around that price, especially if you are already paying 100K to the house as an exit fee.[/QUOTE]I thought the take out for Luna was 150k? I don't remember. I always call them out for another day.

BBBJ is not standard anywhere in Medellin. Except HMP. Make sure you specify in advance if that is what you want. Also make sure you specify until what time TLN is. For some, especially with kids, that's 6am! 250k is not a standard price either. It can be more or less depending on your negotiating skills.

[QUOTE=Socker; 1496742]I have my opinion and you have yours. Unlike your opinions of the Colombian women, I don't generalize in a negative way. So enjoy all the humor bro, you have some similarities w / SC.

And by the way, you're welcome for the pics I recently sent your way.[/QUOTE]

I apologize. However, I think it was pretty clear I was joking. If we are going to talk about negative generalizations, I think you have a handful, especially about women in the western world. As you said, we are all entitled to our opinions and I enjoy reading yours even where we may differ.

I did not check that account but I certainly will now! Thank you in advance for the pics. I will return the favor and not leave you hanging! I hope we can relax a bit and keep exchanging pics, info, etc. For my part, almost everything is in jest here.

[QUOTE=Manny51;1496749]You are taking that sentence out of context. But yes, if you are carrying around a $600 phone on your hip, while partying drunk in a foreign country where you are a target because you are a foreigner, I think that's a stupid risk. Look, you can if you want to. I just don't understand why people do. You can get a cheap phone and a sim for $20. Unless you are trying to show your bling, it just makes no sense. And if your only defense is "well I just choose to and don't tell me what to do," well then, your stubborn argumentativeness just speaks for itself. Way to go, bro (clap, clap).[/QUOTE]I understood what you meant, Manny, and I agree. I never carry my phone from back home here, I get a cheap little Crackberry (iPro LOL) or something that works for everything I need but is a $40 piece of junk I could lose in a cab, forget somewhere, have stolen, etc. What is the point of carrying an iPhone or a Note or something like that here? If I need to be that connected to life away from here, then I am doing something wrong!

That doesn't mean someone who wants to do that is prohibited from doing it, I just think it's sound advice to consider.

[QUOTE=WiltTheStilt;1496810]I understood what you meant, Manny, and I agree. I never carry my phone from back home here, I get a cheap little Crackberry (iPro LOL) or something that works for everything I need but is a $40 piece of junk I could lose in a cab, forget somewhere, have stolen, etc. What is the point of carrying an iPhone or a Note or something like that here? If I need to be that connected to life away from here, then I am doing something wrong![/QUOTE]I have an unlocked palm-sized quad-band Samsung cell phone that I bought from Amazon for cheap. I do bring my unlocked iPhone, but it never leaves my apartment. The reason I bring it along is because trying to text with a chica from the palm-sized Samsung phone is a biyatch! The iPhone gets the job done a lot faster (especially when using FB Messenger or Whatsapp) , but again, it never leaves the apartment and immediately goes into the safe when my chica arrives.

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1496767]Thanks for the info Vitrea. Quick question: If the fee for the chica is 250K, what is your strategy (if any) for making sure that once you get her to your apartment she doesn't try to upsell you for BBBJ? Or is the 250K for CBJ? Doesn't seem like there is much negotiating room around that price, especially if you are already paying 100K to the house as an exit fee.[/QUOTE]Excellent points:

First, Just to be accurate, the stated exit fee at Luna is 150 and is negotiable to 120 and which is what I paid. For the mongers that are interested, FYI the exit fee at Fase is 170 and at La Isla is 180 and I was not able to negotiate a lower fee at the later two places before.

Services: I am usually very upfront with what I want from the girl and I agree for TLN only if I am completely satisfied that the girl would deliver. All of us want different things. BBBJ is less important for me. Two pops and preferably one in the morning is more important. I also like the girl to stay till at least 6 AM, ideally till 8 or 9 AM. That is mostly because I do not want to wake up at 4 or 5 AM just to let her out as it is hard for me to go to back to sleep and as a result, it ruins my next day. So, I negotiate more about those priorities.

When I do TLN, at Fase 2, La Isla, Energy and Lutron, I take a shower before sex and that I find improves my odds of BBBJ.

I love MDE.

[QUOTE=Vitrea; 1496824]Services: I am usually very upfront with what I want from the girl and I agree for TLN only if I am completely satisfied that the girl would deliver. All of us want different things. BBBJ is less important for me. Two pops and preferably one in the morning is more important. I also like the girl to stay till at least 6 AM, ideally till 8 or 9 AM. That is mostly because I do not want to wake up at 4 or 5 AM just to let her out as it is hard for me to go to back to sleep and as a result, it ruins my next day. So, I negotiate more about those priorities.

When I do TLN, at Fase 2, La Isla, Energy and Lutron, I take a shower before sex and that I find improves my odds of BBBJ.[/QUOTE]All very good pointers, and thanks for sharing. I am still of the "take'them for a test drive first" (ST) crowd, but I would guess that with your chicas it would probably not be unrealistic to say that if you give them repeated service they will eventually open up to "extras" (BBBJ, GFE). At least that's been my experience.

Just saw the new newsletter from La Cueva:

[i]"on a sad side note. We want to wish Medellin Bob the best. It was a good decade. We'll miss you."[/i]

Does anyone happen to know what this is all about?

[QUOTE=WiltTheStilt; 1496808]I apologize. However, I think it was pretty clear I was joking. If we are going to talk about negative generalizations, I think you have a handful, especially about women in the western world. As you said, we are all entitled to our opinions and I enjoy reading yours even where we may differ.

I did not check that account but I certainly will now! Thank you in advance for the pics. I will return the favor and not leave you hanging! I hope we can relax a bit and keep exchanging pics, info, etc. For my part, almost everything is in jest here.[/QUOTE]Wilt, I'm relaxed and I appreciate the positive reports you put forth. I don't have any illusions about our hobby in Colombia (of which I know a little) , I know the working girls are mercenaries but they are all different in this respect. Since I have never sold my body or time to the opposite sex I know nothing of their strategies, dos and don'ts. They have a real tough job and I have been on both sides of issues w / them. I have been screwed over and have inadvertently screwed them over. It doesn't matter whether intended or not, shit happens.

It doesn't mean all mongers are fucked and it doesn't mean all hookers are fucked it just means shit happens. Move on and keep a positive view about things. As for women in general (western women that is) I've been studying them for 55 years and I have a pretty good idea of what's going on w / them. If you're under 40/45 you haven't been around long enough to see the truth, I / e reality. I would bet money right now that in 20 years it will be illegal in California to obviously look at a woman's breast. It will be illegal to swear in a public place or to your spouse.

Right now if your woman gets mad at you and hits you, you better not touch her, I / e restrain her. If her arms have a bruise you will go to jail for a few days and then a year of, Anger Management School every (fucking) week!

I unfortunately live in SF CA,"the epicenter of political correctness". My city government is run by women and gays and frankly I am suffocating under their repression. I don't want a negative view or opinion but I can't lie to myself about the reality I face. I will adapt or leave my hometown. The transplants in city hall are dictators of common sense. You either think the way they do or your fucked. Hello Prozac!

So I don't generalize, especially in the negative. Don't get me wrong I am happier than a pitbull w / a toy poodle hanging from it's mouth. Latin America is how North America used to be 30 yrs. Ago, a free place, it is my sanctuary.

Wilt, we're buddies.

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1496835]Just saw the new newsletter from La Cueva:

[i]"on a sad side note. We want to wish Medellin Bob the best. It was a good decade. We'll miss you."[/i]

Does anyone happen to know what this is all about?[/QUOTE]I heard that the UN designated his genitals nuclear. They are presently negotiating a non-proliferation agreement. Seems they sent the Secret Service to do the work so it may take some time.

Another rumor has him replacing Matt.

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