Locanto. Ripped off one last time. Never again.
Had a mediocre experince with Locanto a few years back, but thought I'd give it another go.
My bad.
Studied the form, and picked what I thought was a demure, but quite gorgeous girl, who was listed in my suburb. Texted. Got a message back, from another number (first warning sign), with a more explicit photo of what looed to be the same girl. Teed up a date. The address was in St Albans (second warning sign). Duly went to a decrepit house in Power St (third warning sign). Door was answer by a horrible, fat, and actually smelly Chinese slag with no tits in her late 30's at least, and little English. I know I should have just walked out, but like the sucker that I am, I didn't.
Led into a dingy room with a mattress on the floor. Both undressed. She gave me a 2 minute, one handed "massage", which was more just a rub along my back. I was almost surprised that little Percy rose to the occasion when she put the raincoat on and gave a half-hearted BJ. The root was awful. Apart from the occasional grunt from her, it was like rooting a corpse. No response whatsoever. I actually cut the session short, to finish what was an humiliating experience for both of us. She handed me a few tissues, I dressed, and got the hell out of there ASAP.
$180 down the gurgler. Never again.