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[QUOTE=Takedown;2288056]I encourage anyone who wants to do a threesome with Adele and Carla at Oase to do so. They are great together. Please don't let people of lesser means discourage you, especially if it is your own choice to do so. Carla has a lot of regulars so she doesn't need the 50 euro guys, good for her. The good thing is she will still give good service for club rate at 100 euro for 1 hour to guys who don't creep her out.[/QUOTE]Oh I am sure it was great. Carla especially is a nice girl in the room.

And now I have a little fairy tale I want to share:

Once upon a time there was a man named Willy. A few times a year he left the elven shores of Amfemia, and travelled to the lands of Belgium and The Netherlands. He loved Belgium especially since there they made the best chocolate in the world. Willy was on a budget. He stayed three days, and aside from travelling cost in his Zeppelin, which was mainly just helium he processed himself for free, his budget was 650 euro. On day one Willy was brings 250 e with him into his favourite chocolate factory, Wonka's Fantasyland. He spends 50 e on entry, and then notice a brand called Jasmine. Jasmine only goes to the room to serve her white strawberry flavoured chocolate if you also take Petra's dark apple flavour, for a gastronomical threesome. Total cost is 200 euro. Willy is out of money after 1 hour in the club. Later Carla comes over with her special guarana flavoured chocolate pie with a cherry on top. But Willy is out of luck. His wallet is empty. He takes his jacket on and leaves Wonka's fantasyland. He later goes to Acapulco or Finca Erotica since there he can hold a tighter budget and spends 400 e in total over 2 full days and 7 rooms total, doing only minimum priced rooms on cheaper servings. 42% of his budget goes to the brands at Wonka, and 58% of his budget goes to Aca / Finca. Two or three years ago Willy could enter Wonka's chocolate factory and stay for three days. Paying 650 euro, or using 100% of his budget on his favourite Belgian chocolate instead of driving to the Netherlands to get second rate chocolate he chooses to pay less for because the sugar content is different and he doesn't want the workers at Wonka's chocolate factory to know he is giving money to other clubs. Willy doesn't get to taste all the servings at Wonka's chocolate factory. Wonka simply just overpriced themselves. Willy later falls in love with a dutch chocolate brand at a place called Samya. Samya has a lower price for their standard chocolate, but since Willy's budget is limited, it allows him to spend more time there as opposed to at Wonka's Fantasyland. After a few more visits, Willy starts using 150 euro per serving of his favourite dutch chocolate at Samya, and takes his favourite dutch Samya chocolate with him to Amsterdam to buy herbal candy canes for Valentines day. He wants to smoke the candy canes while the chocolate melts on his tongue. But now it all started to taste so sweet, and he remembered the other chocolate brands at good ol Wonka's. So he takes a stroll in the park of Wank instead while dreaming of all the different flavoures out there in the world, and times that went past. Willy is still out there somewhere. If you look to the sky, his zeppelin is stuck in the sky as a starsign, just behind the starsign Virgin. I am sure you can all see it if you look carefully.

[QUOTE=Chongmal;2287952]In October 2018 I read an article about a brothel in Houston Texas that was met with resistance. This was nothing unusual, except for the fact that the providers were robots, designed for the purpose of providing pleasure.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;2287955]Wait a second, wait a second! Like Mr. Ho pointed out a long time ago, the robots will be taking over at the FKK clubs too! So that means not even jobs at the FKKs for the girls either! Times will be so hard, pimps will be laying off tutes! Ahahahaha! Well, at least the FKK robotic tutes can be programmed to provide top-notch service without fail every single time! LOL![/QUOTE]Ya lahwy, FKK girls are already 5% silicon by composition, how long before they are 100% silicon? And will the robot brains be located in their boobs to save on materials and provide redundancy against damage? Two brains are better than one! But what happens if the boobs disagree about a guy? And do they get to charge for a threesome?

Sadly, we forum posters will be even easier to replace. There is already a scary metal man called GPT-2 that uses a principle called "predictive text" to churn out stuff based on a seed sentence. For example, you might input "FKKs are just a fantasy world for entitled dorks," and from that alone it could generate all the posts of Takedown at the astounding rate of 10,000 lines a second. Where does that leave us humans? The boffins are refusing to let their invention out of their lab. Just imagine all the millions of flack-like jobs that would be lost overnight.

Still the writing is on the wall (or console rather) for us kibitzers. Soon on this thread it will just be bots debating the relative merits of Adele and Carla, who will themselves be robots. Something will have been lost, though I'm not sure what to call it. Romance? Imagination? A working uterus?

[QUOTE=Polyamorist;2288210]Ya lahwy, FKK girls are already 5% silicon by composition, how long before they are 100% silicon? And will the robot brains be located in their boobs to save on materials and provide redundancy against damage? Two brains are better than one! But what happens if the boobs disagree about a guy? And do they get to charge for a threesome?[/QUOTE]Actually I think the main problem with sex dolls / robots these days (from what I read. LOL) is that there is too much silicon. If they want to break through on my market, they need real human skin. But I also read a story about scientists now growing real human skin on robots. So who knows? Perhaps just 50% silicone.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2287955]Wait a second, wait a second! Like Mr. Ho pointed out a long time ago, the robots will be taking over at the FKK clubs too! So that means not even jobs at the FKKs for the girls either! Times will be so hard, pimps will be laying off tutes! Ahahahaha! Well, at least the FKK robotic tutes can be programmed to provide top-notch service without fail every single time! LOL![/QUOTE]I think most of us won't get to see the sex robots as it wishes to be in our life time, but it is becoming more real and real as we advance into the future, then I wonder what will happen to so called oldest profession in the human history called prostitution. I think organic real human prostitutes will be the most expensive than robot prostitutes, so the tendency to up sell by prostitutes will even intensify and multiply as we advance into the future.

That said, maybe, now is the time when we mongers are living among the last decades of best organic human prostitutes for such a reasonable cost. Or Robot organic prostitutes will have better technique and better pussy than human prostitutes at one point in future, well for you better anal LOL! Then physical side can be more satisfying with robot prostitutes at one point in future than human prostitutes. Mental side is ignored though because I always enjoy this feeling of fucking young beauty at her best ripe season of her life.

I do not think we will live to see such a evolution though, it will take time because for safety reason, we do not want sex robot going crashing down or going crazy once our dick is inside her? LOL.

[QUOTE=Pksimar69;2287945]After plenty of visits to 4 clubs I have noticed that only Artemis does accept entrance payment with debit or credit card and gives a receipt for that.

All other clubs not only ask for cash only but they never give me a receipt. I once asked for a receipt and they gave me a piece of paper which was not a receipt.

So just look at the title of the topic and figure.[/QUOTE]I buy 12 time card in Artemis also using credit card and back then there was no proper receipt beside the one I sign, which one can barely see the number due to weak ink.

However, Artemis has been busted with cops rather recently and one of the main reason was for tax. Kennan was arrested and his brother I think was also arrested, but let go after with almost free of major charge I think. Anyways since then Artemis also lost control over girls and comparison to before girls run that club. I imagine they are scared of same happening again, so Artemis is more careful.

[QUOTE=Polyamorist;2288210]Soon on this thread it will just be bots debating the relative merits of Adele and Carla, who will themselves be robots. [/QUOTE]Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to.

[QUOTE=Takedown;2288056]I encourage anyone who wants to do a threesome with Adele and Carla at Oase to do so. They are great together. Please don't let people of lesser means discourage you, especially if it is your own choice to do so. Carla has a lot of regulars so she doesn't need the 50 euro guys, good for her. The good thing is she will still give good service for club rate at 100 euro for 1 hour to guys who don't creep her out.[/QUOTE]Where these two girls working in Palace?

[QUOTE=MrHo;2288266]I buy 12 time card in Artemis also using credit card and back then there was no proper receipt beside the one I sign, which one can barely see the number due to weak ink.

However, Artemis has been busted with cops rather recently and one of the main reason was for tax. Kennan was arrested and his brother I think was also arrested, but let go after with almost free of major charge I think. Anyways since then Artemis also lost control over girls and comparison to before girls run that club. I imagine they are scared of same happening again, so Artemis is more careful.[/QUOTE]Exactly!

I was thinking the same and I am sure this is the reason Artemis is more careful with tax issues.

[QUOTE=Pksimar69;2288299]Where these two girls working in Palace?[/QUOTE]Adela, Carla, Estefania work at land of upselling Oase. On 3 some girls work less.

While money is king in FKK's, charisma and a pretty face plays a role too. It helps to have all three. I get it, when someone has none of those things, inferiority complexes arise.

[QUOTE=Pistons;2288209]Oh I am sure it was great. Carla especially is a nice girl in the room.

And now I have a little fairy tale I want to share:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2288155] Her summary is this: the top earning and popular girls are actresses who adapt to the client.[/QUOTE]Salaam Biggus Dickus. I was recently playing hide the sausage with a red hot redhead who is training to become an actress. She was one of my best ever. Then again, maybe she was only telling me she studied theater because she realized that was what I wanted to hear. This is also a form of [I]predictive text[/I].

If you see a girl often she will get better and better at fitting herself around you, like a cloak made of stories. After she becomes your wife, she's like a suit you get into in the morning. But then one day you discover some folds in the fabric that weren't there before. You exclaim, "Who's been wearing my suit?" -- It used to fit so well.

See also the story "Fury" by Alastair Reynolds about space suits that adapt to people's movements and words so well that they [I]accrete intelligence[/I] and carry on thousands of years after their owners have died inside them.

[QUOTE=Pksimar69;2288299]Where these two girls working in Palace?[/QUOTE]Nah, Oase. I actually think Carla individually is the best. Adele is fun with a pretty face. Doing them together was good because they are good friends. Selfies, mirrors, double BJs. It was like fucking sorority sisters.

[QUOTE=Polyamorist;2288611]Salaam Biggus Dickus. I was recently playing hide the sausage with a red hot redhead who is training to become an actress. She was one of my best ever. Then again, maybe she was only telling me she studied theater because she realized that was what I wanted to hear. This is also a form of [I]predictive text[/I].

If you see a girl often she will get better and better at fitting herself around you, like a cloak made of stories. After she becomes your wife, she's like a suit you get into in the morning. But then one day you discover some folds in the fabric that weren't there before. You exclaim, "Who's been wearing my suit?" -- It used to fit so well.

See also the story "Fury" by Alastair Reynolds about space suits that adapt to people's movements and words so well that they [I]accrete intelligence[/I] and carry on thousands of years after their owners have died inside them.[/QUOTE]Just like Biggus Dickus wife namechanging into Incontinentia Buttocks?

In fighting, there is an old term, fighting or punching above your weight. This term was used to describe a standout fighter with the skills to defeat opponents, even those who are bigger and appear much stronger.

I've heard a lot of feedback that lineups have slipped the last few years. I agree that there appears to be a lot less new, super attractive ladies in the Sauna Clubs. I think the reality is that technology allows near realtime reporting on many forums. This let's us keep track of comings and goings at the clubs on a much closer level, even when we find ourselves half way around the world. Secondly, it seems a lot of the prostitutes are staying in the business longer. Thirdly, with the assistance of ED medications the average age of male clients is creeping higher, and to a man I his 70's and 80's a 35 year old prostitute still looks pretty good. A lot of these old guys on pension have nothing but time and money to burn.

Regardless of all this, most of the women in a SC are well above the standards that most of the Male clients could pull at a night club. For this reason, I'm happy to stay in the SC scene with the women others complain about being low level wit prostitute behavior. Without them, would be a lot less happy.

With Euro dollar approaching 1.13, even 1.12 on some days, it is a good time for our American friends to be making a trek down to the lands of pleasure in Germany for a quick anal bang, perhaps?

A year ago, the exchange was at 1.25. If you are an American, your dollar will fetch almost 10% more Euros today.

Moreover, the growth expectation in Eurolands is again getting worse (which is one of the main reasons that drove up the exchange rate in favor of dollar). Perhaps a few more girls will enter these clubs as they can't find meaningful job prospects outside the club.