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Gentlemen,
It's getting to be that time again - Cebit. I haven't been able to search and find any recent reviews on FKK Villa or other options in the Hannover areas.
Their website looks Ok - but of course members recommendations and suggestions are very welcome.
Thanks in advance.
I went to Villa about 18 months ago.
Was a quiet time in town, no fair, and went inthe afternoon. Hardly more than 2-3 punters, and about 6-8 girls.
Good welcome, was shown around.
Girls were a mix of German, East Eurpoeans, Cubans and one Thai. They did not look too interested, but he place was quite dead. After some time at the bar, the Thai girl came to talk to me, and I decided to go with her. Good service all together, BBBJ, then cowgirtrl and mish. . Beware though: 1) Once you start touching a girl, they consider the deal done. So don't let yourself be groped if you do not want to go further. 2) Although cost of one encounter is advertised at 50 Euros, BBBJ (vs CBJ) commands an additional 25. The girl won't ask you, give a bbbj direct and ask for 75 at the end of the session.
All in all, not a bad polace if you are in Hannover, but I would not travel there just for it.
[QUOTE=Excess]Gentlemen,
It's getting to be that time again - Cebit. I haven't been able to search and find any recent reviews on FKK Villa or other options in the Hannover areas.
Their website looks Ok - but of course members recommendations and suggestions are very welcome.
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]The web site shows exactly the way the club is. During Cebit it gets very crowded but well worth the visit. I hope to get there as soon as the show closes.
One thing that has always fascinated me about Germany is how there could be such rich mongering environments in areas like FFM and Dusseldorf, for example, but around other towns, like Hannover, you just draw a blank for action! It's a strange world out there...
Ortos,
hannover is not fully drawing a blank. Villa is a very impressive club. I posted a report on it in the Other section now, and there i ruminate on why you don't read as much about these clubs.
Basically I say a forum doesn't get interesting until you really have to assess which club option you want to go to and inform yourself about. in areas where there is only one option, why read and write about it on the internet.
Villa is the best club between Cologne/düsseldorf and Berlin and Hamburg. the only ones that can compete are Park Schloss Dali in marsberg (middle of nowhere near Soest - about an hour east of Dort***d) and Artemis in Berlin. what it shares with PSD and Artemis is that it has damn impressive facilities. for action La folie still is the better address in Berlin.
Just lik you never really read about FKK Sylt in Nurnberg, but it is an excellent club, although a little expensive.
But you also don't read that much about Flamingo island in Karlsruhe or Colloseum in Augsburg, but they are in a similar situation, the only game in town.
in frankfurt and NRW, there are real choices, so it is interesting to read and write about it so people can make an informed decision. But in areas where it is the only game in town, most of the forums tend ot become simple review sites, and bothe the guys and the girls don't do well with those. guy who write bad reviews have trouble finding a girl to book.
as to why the free market doesn't work fluidly enough to build up clubs in the areas where they aren't, it isn't the easiest business to get into.
The people from oase invested 3-5 million into a very impressive facility near aachen, which was supposed to serve the customers from Cologne (which at the time had no clubs) through holland an belgium. it was a great idea and it was an amazing club for all of the 15 minutes that it was open. they picked the richest town in NRW (with the highest tax receipts per person) and they managed to get it shut down before it ever opened. You also need to have enough time and money to hold out until the customers get to learn and accept the concept. Artemis is still struggling to find customers, even though the atmosphere is a lot nicer than what the Berliners are used to. but the people stick with what they are used to for quite a while. even Atlantis needed almost 2 years to become a real booming place.
But it isn't easy to find the right sort of place in the right sort of area, and then get women to go there.
I guess this gets into the trafficking iscussion. As an example to show how it isn't really all that dark behind the scenes. artemis had trouble getting women, so for at leasst the first 4 months they weren't charging the girls any rent. they kept saying they would start charging next week, but they weren't getting enough customers for the women to have a legit chance of making their entry fee back in any sort of way.
shame was, the no entry fee policy led to them getting some of the laziest and most annoying workig girls in germany. for a club that again invested million, if they had been able to get top quality girls as marlow said for 500€ a piece, you think they wouldn#t have invested another 30,000€ for 60 girls?
I agree that Colosseum in Augsburg is mty favorite club,m and styill does not gt lots of report. Whenever in ***chen, I always make the trip, just 45 min by train and a 10 min taxi ride.
Peter touches on Artemis, and of course he is right. It's going to take a while. But I am meeting more and more girls who have been to Artemis now to try it, and they are without exception enthusiastic. Mostly because it is a new, hygienically impressive place, which of course is important for them. But fewer also are the complaints that there are not enough men, which is a good sign.
Berlin should have a busy year this year, so hopefully Artemis really will start moving, and with several other good clubs competing it should make for an interesting destination and interesting forum contributions in future.
Artemis was featured on a 2 hours SpiegelTV show on the weekend on a major gemran network (i think it was Sat1). The whole show was not about this club, it was sort of a 48 hours sort of show about all sorts of different business having to do with prostitution. it had the Pascha in Cologne, some middle of nowhere club and the owners.
They had a really ugly working girl willing to go on TV, and she showed all the facilties and it looked quite good. They did a good job of advertising as they explained all the prices and all.
I think it will do well, but it always takes time to establish this sort of club.
I've just posted on my visit there during CeBit 2 years ago.
Njoy and POST!
Special thanks to Peter, Bandy and Grand Pollo who helped me for the translation. Feel free to cut/paste this list and add another language, as there are plenty of other usefull languages (Romanian, Russian, Polish, Thai...). Mongering improves language skills!
GB: How much do you want to go to the room?
F: Combien veux tu pour aller à la chambre?
S: Cuanto quieres por ir al cuarto?
D: Wie viel kostet es aufs Zimmer zu gehen?
P: Quanto você quer ir à sala?
NL: Hoeveel neem je om naar de kamer te gaan?
GB: Do you want to have sex?
F: Veux-tu faire l’amour?
S: Quieres hacer el amor?
D: Möchtest du sex haben?
P: Você quer te r o sexo?
NL: Wil je sex hebben?
GB: Do you want to do it?
F: Veux tu le faire?
S: Quieres hacerlo?
D: Sollen wir es tun?
P: Você quer fazê-lo?
NL: Wil je het doen?
GB: Do you do doggie style?
F: Tu le fait en levrette?
S: Lo haces de perrito?
D: Machst du es in hündchen stellung?
P: Você faz o estilo de cachorrinho?
NL: Doe je het op hondje?
GB: Will you suck me?
F: Tu me suces?
S: Me lo chupas?
D: Möchtest du mir ein blasen?
P: Você me chupar?
NL: Wil je me pijpen?
GB: Do you offer uncovered blowjobs?
F: Tu suces sans préservatif?
S: Lo chupas sin condon?
D: Bläst du ohne Condom?
P: Você oferece o sexo oral descoberto (chupar sem camisinha)?
NL: Pijp je zonder condoom ?
GB: Can I lick your pussy?
F: Je peux te lêcher la chatte?
S: Te puedo chupar la chocha?
D: Darf ich dich lecken?
P: Posso lamber o seu buceta?
NL: Mag ik beffen?
GB: Shall we try sixty-nine?
F: On essaie le soixante neuf?
S: Intentamos los sesenta y nueve?
D: Sollen wir es in neun und sechsiger Stellung probieren?
P: Tentaremos sessenta e nove?
NL: Zullen we negen en zestig proberen
GB: Do you do anal?
F: Tu le fais par derrière?
S: Lo haces por el culo?
D: Machst du anal?
P: Você faz anal?
NL: Doe je anaal?
GB: Can I come on…?
F: Je peux jouir sur…?
S: Me puedo terminar en…?
D: Darf ich auf dein .... spritzen?
P: Posso gozar em …?
NL: Mag ik komen op…?
GB: your breasts.
F: Tes seins
S: tus tetas
D: deine Titten
P: os seus peitos.
NL: Je tieten
GB: your face
F: Ton visage
S: tu cara
D: dein Gesicht
P: a sua cara
NL: je gezicht
GB: your mouth
F: ta bouche
S: tu boca
D: dein mu nd
P: a sua boca
NL: je mond
GB: your buttocks
F: tes fesses
S: tu cula
D: deine Arschbacken
P: as suas nádegas (bundas)
NL: je kont
GB: your back
F: ton dos
S: tu espalda
D: dein Rücken
P: as suas costas
NL: je rug
GB: How much do you want for the entire night?
F: Combien veux tu pour toute la nuit?
S: Cuanto quieres por toda la noche?
D: Wieviel kostet die ganze Nacht?
P: Quanto você quer durante a noite inteira?
NL: Hoeveel kost de hele nacht?
GB: It would be better later
F: Ce serait mieux plus tard
S: Despues etaria mejor
D: Es wäre besser spä***
P: Seria melhor depois
NL: Het zou straks beter zijn
GB: Thanks, but, I'm a little bit tired.
F: Merci mais, je suis un peu fatigué
S: Gracias, pero, estoy un poco cansado
D: Danke, aber ich bin ein bißchen müde
P: Agradecimentos, mas, estou um bocado cansado
NL: Bedankt, ik ben moe
GB: I have almost no money
F: Je n’ai pratiquement plus d’argent.
S: Casi no tengo dinero
D: Ich habe kaum Geld dabei.
P: Não tenho quase nenhum dinheiro
NL: Ik heb hasst geen geld meer
GB: Hello, what's your name?
F: Salut, comment t'appeles tu?
S: Olah, como te llamas?
D: Hallo, wie ist dein name?
P: Olá, como se chama você?
NL: Hallo, hoe heet je?
GB: Do you want a beer?
F: Tu veux une bière?
S: Gustarias una cerveza?
D: Möchtest du ein Bier?
P: Você quer uma cerveja?
NL: Neem je een bier?
GB: How old are you?
F: Quel âge as tu?
S: Cuanto años tienes?
D: Wie alt bist du?
P: Quantos anos tem você?
NL: Hoe oud ben je?
GB: Your eyes drive me crazy.
F: Tes yeux me rendent fous
S: Tus ojos me hacen loco.
D: Deine Augen machen mich verrückt.
P: Os seus olhos deixam-me louco
NL: Je ogen maken me gek.
GB: You are the most beautiful girl.
F: Tu es la plue jolie.
S: Eres la mas bonita chicas.
D: Du bist die schönste Frau.
P: Você é a menina mais bela.
NL: Je bent de mooiste vrouw
GB: I like your smile.
F: J’aime ton sourire.
S: Me gusta tu sonrisa.
D: Ich mag dein lächeln.
P: Eu gosto do seu sorriso
NL: Ik hou van je glimlach
GB: You have a wonderful body
F: Tu as un beau corp.
S: Tienes un cuerpo bonito.
D: Du hast ein wunderbaren Körper
P: Você tem um maravilhoso corpo
NL: Je hebt een prachtig lichaam
GB: What pretty hair!
F: Quels beaux cheveux !
S: Que pelo bonita!
D: Was für schöne Haare.
P: Que bonito cabelo!
NL: Wat mooie haren
GB: Do you have children?
F: As tu des enfants?
S: Tienes hijos?
D: Hast du Kinder?
P: Você tem crianças?
NL: Heb je kinderen?
GB: Can I take a shower?
F: Je peux me doucher?
S: Puedo ducharme?
D: Darf ich mal Duschen?
P: Posso tomar uma chuva?
NL: Mag ik een douche nemen?
GB: Let’s take a shower together.
F: Allons nous doucher ensemble.
S: Vamos a la ducha en junto.
D: Ich möchte das du mit mir duschst.
P: Vai tomar uma chuva em conjunto.
NL: Laten we samen een douche nemen.
And most important: learn to count in each language!
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GB: How much do you want to go with you to the room?
D: Wieviel wünschen Sie zu Ihnen zum Raum gehören?
[/QUOTE]
Hey,
Can I be around when you ask this one?
Cheers,
Dedalus
Translation misunderstandings can lead to surprising situations :D
Wikipedia has an article about Artemis, its actually owned by a Turkish citizen and cost over 5 million EUR to build. I have not gotten the opportunity to visit the establishment but maybe I will give Berlin a try on my next visit to Europe. Wiki also has a whole article about the FKK non sex nudist scene in Germany. FKK saunas are definitely not good places to meet women in Germany, I went to one in Bonn and two old fraus(older than my grandmother) sat right next to me and I jumped away in disgust, I did get to see an African guy and a very attractive German woman swap spit in another sauna. However if you go to the Sparkasse, some of these establishments have the hottest bank tellers around.
[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]I went to one in Bonn and two old fraus(older than my grandmother) sat right next to me and I jumped away in disgust[/QUOTE]
Hopefully you will get old too. You will have a problem if you get discussed by it so I suggest you start trying to get used to the different flavours of the human body as it goes through the aging process.
Chivaz
I usually don't make sexual advances on women that are more than ten years older or younger than me. If a man did what those two ladies did to a woman he would be in deep trouble.