Now that's a stretch of reality
[QUOTE=HornyTraveler;1963608]What's the deal with that limo. It was parked in front of HK the limo driver was telling me something while I was walking out of HK. I think he mentioned something about girls and sex inside the limo.
Can anyone confirm this. Are there hot girls waiting inside the limo. I couldn't understand what the driver was shouting at me.[/QUOTE]That's the limo for VIP members at HK, I've ridden in it many times. It's a free ride to the border, though I typically tip the driver about $3. I've never seen anything to make me think sex in the limo is a common event. Never even seen a girl in that limo, except for HK online video ads where several sexy girls come out.
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;1962847]Hotel Leyva (at the their oldest wing) is adjacent to Chicago Club, not above it. The hotel that is above Chicago Club is called Hotel Jalos.[/QUOTE]Thanks for clearing that up for me. I had that all backwards. (It was a long day.).
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[QUOTE=WombatEd2;1964324]Thanks for clearing that up for me. I had that all backwards. (It was a long day.).[/QUOTE]
My new job offer as a drug mule
This is way off topic, but I thought this group might enjoy this story.
My regular routine is to take a taxi from the border to Zona Norte and then take the HK limo back to the border. I don't walk too much these days. I usually engage the driver in conversation and sometimes have some interesting chats. Last Friday's cab ride to ZN was the most interesting.
The driver asked me what I did for a living. I didn't want to seem wealthy and thought it could lead to an interesting conversation so I told him I was just fired an hour ago. I had expected to hear some condolences, but what I got was quite different. He actually offered me a job as a drug mule! Told me I only needed to carry a small bag of pills across the border and deliver them to LA and I would be paid handsomely. Didn't need to worry about border inspections because there would be no weed and the dogs couldn't detect the pills being transported because of the packaging and scented sprays. He did that job for a couple years and was able to buy a Mercedes and pay cash for his $120,000 house in Tijuana. I told him I couldn't do that kind of work, but he insisted that I take his name and phone number. I accepted the information just as he dropped me off at the entrance to AB. If anybody is interested in that job, you will find the information written on the back of a business card at the very bottom of the large AB trash can near the entrance of the bar.
I'm guessing that most of the "taxi cab confession" stories are told by the passengers to the driver. Not so this time.