Dubai Reports

Next day after my previous disappointing FR, I got another contact for an MP in Deira from a member here, with a specific girl's name.

The place was decent. Girls looked sexy. With one girl with really perky tits!

Anyways that girl walks in the room. I am butt naked. She starts a really nice massage.

Then she says she'll be back. She changes out of her uniform into some other clothes. Comes back. Asks me if I want "nice service" and that I'll have to pay.

And HELL. It was nice.

DFK, BBBJ, titty fucking (albeit a little too hard for my taste, but it helped delay orgasm LOL) , and CIM (and she swallowed LOL).

Paid her 200. I showered then she helped me get dressed.

[QUOTE=Misha Rastov; 1410648]I have never been to any massage place yet which doesn't offer a happy ending, and I've been to a lot.

I usually use an MP behind MoE for a decent, hard Thai massage at 150 Dhm. Went today and lot of new girls (and uniforms) , the one I had was particularly flirtatious (unusual) , giggly and gave a great massage but an excellent HJ for usual price. No access to assets as she was between my legs.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your information and reply, But my querry was whether your get the happy ending in the Hotel Spa's.

Also, its just my second trip to Dubai and that too after a long time, so would you mind expanding " MoE ".

Thanks in advance.

-Do not make out in the taxi.

-Do not throw her naked through the window

-Do not freak out, grab a knife and push them (the three of them) screaming naked into the lobby (in front of the security camera)

-Do not get drunk and grab a black guy to fuck you up the ass under a tree in Maktoum road (well this is not WG related, but still)

-Do not try to outsmart / impress a policeman.

If you can manage to avoid this I think you will be mostly fine. Amazingly some people can not avoid it. But I believe that natural selection is God's work.

[QUOTE=Global Surfer;1410408]In theory you can go to prison but in practice law is not implemented (unless you misbehave I. E. Show of affection in public places). Keep a low profile, stay away from arrogance and you should be ok. From the sheer number of reports in this forum you can guess that this law is only rarely used.[/QUOTE]

OK, the cat is out of the bag. It is not so much LE as a certain demographic that thinks that harassing women is fair game.

If you pass the phones of girls carelessly eventually they will land in the hand (singular) of guys who jerk off while on the phone. They have the urge to shake their tiny weenies while bothering other people.

There is another group that, if you share the address, will pop up at the door and stare at everybody, or bang the door loudly demanding to be let in.

As to who are these group of people I will let you two little clues:

-India is rated as the worst place to be a woman, worst even than KSA.

-One of my clients, mobile operator in Pakistan, implemented a solution where each SIM card got two different numbers (MSIDN) one would be used for normal talking, the other would be used for recharging. The woman would give this number to the shopkeeper to top up her balance, but if someone called it would be impossible to communicate. This was done in response to complains about retailers selling compiled lists of "female numbers"

That is why I have passed numbers to new members once they called me after I demanded to hear their "heavy teutonic accent". They found it funny, but I know that unless you happen to be in Poland or Belgium, German are usually safe. Same with italian or French. Or western educated Indian and Pakistanis.

I can only hope things will change in South Asia, not so much for the working girls here but for the 50% of their population that is taking the brunt of this behavior. But until that change happens I will keep my racist profile measures and advise other people to do the same. Bona fide mongers can always get endorsement.

The main reason to protect the girls is that if you are interested in meeting them again (reliable providers) you want them to keep the same number and avoid situations that may bring them to the unwanted attention of LE.

Regarding LE here, yes they could put us all in prison. This is a surveillance state, and that may be the only thing they are efficient at. The issues is not so much massive enforcement but targeted harassment if you cross someone powerful on come into their sights for any other reason. But then, Al Qaeda could have blown up Cyclone and killed plenty of lustful infidel dogs and that never stopped us from going there.

I am glad to see the new blood in the forum with good reports: Congratulations, welcome and thank you for the effort.

Finally, I am planning an expedition around Marina with Mr Incubis, we could not make it this weekend because of heavy work on my side.

[QUOTE=Incubis;1410198]You are definietely right Joe! Now I am taking my time of reading the reports of the members who send me requests via pm before sending them the number. Depending on the maount or quality of reports, I am sending it.[/QUOTE]

Hi Misha, I respect your experience and bow to your superior knowledge of massage places, but I think the original poster should be careful.

He is asking about 5 star hotels massage facilities. Not even once I have got a hint that anything was offered when I took a massage in one of them. And I know for sure that in any of the 1847 branches it would be very unlikely. Having said that my experience is limited and you are probably more charming, more handsome, richer and younger than me and that may influence the judgement of the masseusse.

Other massage places outside hotels I think you are right. Not so much that they all offer but I suspect you have honed some outstanding predictive skills.

[QUOTE=Misha Rastov; 1410648]I have never been to any massage place yet which doesn't offer a happy ending, and I've been to a lot.

I usually use an MP behind MoE for a decent, hard Thai massage at 150 Dhm. Went today and lot of new girls (and uniforms) , the one I had was particularly flirtatious (unusual) , giggly and gave a great massage but an excellent HJ for usual price. No access to assets as she was between my legs.[/QUOTE]

Tried Burjuman mp yesterday morning. Had a eve flight do tried the number from 10am no response. Thank you incubis for contacts, very grateful. Finally got a call back at 11 30 which was collared by a SMS with directions. Good sefvice must say.

3 ladies on display at around noon, if I was not in a hurry tocatch a flight. Would have skipped all 3. Picked one with average face and body, went into the room. Nice 20 min bbj, oil massage and s second shot for which asked a 20 dh tip.

Given the activity in the other thread about Jane, I thought I would post my experience with her.

I met her two years ago at her incall location in a nice apartment. She's everything she claims to be, a lovely bubbly girl with a great attitude. She's a typical pale European with a nice little body. It was a good experience on the overall as she's a very friendly girl. Recommend her to those who appreciate her looks (check her photos on her site).

I was and still am looking for someone different, hence no repeat for me.

[QUOTE=Cons68;1410842]Hi Misha, I respect your experience and bow to your superior knowledge of massage places,[/QUOTE]Please don't, we all have our humble crumbs of knowledge to pass on.

[QUOTE=Cons68;1410842]He is asking about 5 star hotels massage facilities. Not even once I have got a hint that anything was offered when I took a massage in one of them. And I know for sure that in any of the 1847 branches it would be very unlikely. Having said that my experience is limited and you are probably more charming, more handsome, richer and younger than me and that may influence the judgement of the masseusse.[/QUOTE]I am possibly more charming, potentially more handsome, unlikely to be richer and almost certainly not younger. But highly likely more well hung.

[QUOTE=Cons68;1410842]Other massage places outside hotels I think you are right. Not so much that they all offer but I suspect you have honed some outstanding predictive skills.[/QUOTE]I was quite serious, I have never, ever not been offered 'massage him sir' but then I would not go to The Atlantis for a massage / spa. Although I have had 2 regular girls who work there.

[QUOTE=Joe Karnavic;1410692]Most of the 3 star or 4 star Hotels which has Spas the chances of getting HJ and BJ are high. The hotels I know are Holiday inn express opposite Burjuman, spa at top floor. Eureka Hotel 2nd floor. Many hotels in Deira like Broadway, Landmark have spas. Prices vary. I am not sure about highend spas in 5 star hotels.[/QUOTE]I have not been myself (mainly because of what I'm about to tell you) but two friends have. Holiday Inn offers a very good massage service for somewhere in region of 250aed for the hour. No extra services were available. Lots of reputable places nearby to the OP so don't worry too much.

[QUOTE=HsPuppy55; 1410816]Thanks for your information and reply, But my querry was whether your get the happy ending in the Hotel Spa's.

Also, its just my second trip to Dubai and that too after a long time, so would you mind expanding " MoE ".

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]MoE is Mall of the Emirates. There are many massage places around MoE. Most places have HJ on menu for sure. Other options need to be explored.

[QUOTE=HsPuppy55; 1410816]Thanks for your information and reply, But my querry was whether your get the happy ending in the Hotel Spa's.

Also, its just my second trip to Dubai and that too after a long time, so would you mind expanding " MoE ".[/QUOTE]As our dear dude the hamster hung Cons68 pointed out the very top end hotels are highly unlikely to engage in 'me make you very happy' activities but the rest are fair game as I said in a later post, I've never not been offered. MoE is Mall of Emirates but you'll see many many massage places everywhere in Dubai. And if you're having, shall we say, elderly gentleman arousal difficulties every pharmacy in Dubai sells little blue diamond shaped lozenges without prescription to assist. Make sure you swallow quickly or you'll get a stiff neck.

Happy mongering bro!

First I want say thank you to Incubis for passing this number.

Any ways when I called this number one lady voice came said she will text me the directions

Without asking any other details simply went to the said location in the apartment around 5 girls were sitting in one room.

All are 5 to 6 range I was looking for stunner but its almost 3 months I haven't got a chance to have FS as I visited few massage parlors here in Dubai they offer only HJ

So now coming to the Chinese girl I choose by name jenny I guess she was very slim with okay looks we went in side the bedroom

First she asked me the counter money 220 I spoken with her boss and said I will come regular give me some discount she told give 200 this time next may be I can pay less so paid the said amount and in side the room girl started with a massage but it was not so good still okay now my johnny was ready to play I always prefer safe fun so told the girl to give CBJ she obliged and gave me a very good blow job after some romance play took her every angle she was slim so it was the advantage then finished in missionary took shower dressed up and paid her 50 Dhs she was happily kissed my cheek hugged her and came out the apartment

All in all it was value for money deal and my 1st full fun.

Looks 6/10.

Service 6/10.

CBJ 7/10.

Place 6/10 looks like scary house very dark

Price 200 at door + 50 Tips =250 great deal (Mongering is expensive hobby so keep it low)

Over all good

HAPPY MONGERING TO ALL

Cheers!

Sss ForU.

PS: I am really interested to meet CIS / African pl PM me if you have direct numbers (adv thanks)

[QUOTE=Incubis; 1408103]On Thursday my friend passed me the number of a new Chinese house that just opened in bur Dubai, and highly recommended me to try it.

Overall it was an amazing experience, total damage 420 for a bit more than 2hours (BBBJ, GFE, dfk, anal, massage.) , with two beautiful girls, which is nothing in Dubai nowadays. Will definitely repeat this week. PM for the phone number.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cpf013; 1410946]Given the activity in the other thread about Jane, I thought I would post my experience with her.

I met her two years ago at her incall location in a nice apartment. She's everything she claims to be, a lovely bubbly girl with a great attitude. She's a typical pale European with a nice little body. It was a good experience on the overall as she's a very friendly girl. Recommend her to those who appreciate her looks (check her photos on her site).

I was and still am looking for someone different, hence no repeat for me.[/QUOTE]If I had not gone to read your previous posts I would bet that it was her again with another nickname.

[QUOTE=Muttley81;1411034]I have not been myself (mainly because of what I'm about to tell you) but two friends have. Holiday Inn offers a very good massage service for somewhere in region of 250aed for the hour. No extra services were available. Lots of reputable places nearby to the OP so don't worry too much.[/QUOTE]Well, there are many options available near Holiday inn express hence no point in spending extra money. But I went there one Thursday afternoon because I was in mood for massage and a cold pint afterwards in the pub below. This is my way of destressing at the end of hectic week. My trick is I give upfront 100 without asking any extras when I am in generous mood. I got very good massage and reasonably good HJ without asking. Came down to the pub and had my cold one. Total bliss.

Some of the hotels in deira has taken it to different level. Massage is given in privacy of one of the hotel room. Though girls are good the negotiation starts in the room. I remember I paid 400 finally after bitter negotiations. Full b2b massage with sex. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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Thanks Incubis. Visited on Sat around 9pm. Bad timing the lifts were so busy, and lots of people going about. I went up 1 floor and tookthe stairs down aiting for the coast to clear. As described by Incubis all red inside. 4 girls on display picked the nicest looking. In the room paid the 220 and she came back with her little pouch. Stripped and lay down she gave me a decent massage. However dissapointing as no ass play, turned over she gives a little above average BBBJ. No kissing, bummer. Her english skills almost non existant, which surprised me as she claimed to be from Singapore. On with the rubber and started with cow. Finished miss. On with a further massage and she tried to illicit another erection but guess it was too soon and I wasn't too impressed with her so called it quits. Maybe I'll return to try out the others.