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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2448926]Since the Aussie permanent residency visa chop is now securely in her Pilipinas passport, the wily Pinay is free to cast the net and see what she can catch at the shopping mall. The poor old codger is probably getting his nightly glass of warm milk with a few extra additives to speed up the, shall we say, "ageing process." Is he also getting his nightly BBBJCIM with swallow? I think that all stopped after the Pinay got the visa chop. Hahaha. The only problem is that after feasting on Tim Tams, Big Macs and Vente sized Starbucks frappes over the past few years in RWML, the LBFM has now morphed into a brown refrigerator.

Do any young guys want to be seen with a fat mail order bride?[/QUOTE]Do you think the old coot gives her a Caramello Koala as a treat after each BBBJCIM w / swallow, as our beloved Grandpa Caramello did on his legendary forays into Southeast Asia and Micronesia? He would be surprised to find out that the ambitions of his darling LBFM now go far beyond a Caramello Koala. In RWML she expects a house and luxury car in return for the same BBBJCIM w / swallow she used to give him for a Caramello Koala in Flipsville. Oh how her expectations have swiftly grown! Hahaha!

[QUOTE=Goferring;2449014]AG forgot to mention the trailing 4 spoilt, obviously 100% Filipino, kids that John has adopted and is putting through a private Catholic School because he "loves them like they are his own". And, of course, Lyn's visiting "brother" who has secured a 3 month visitor Visa twice a year. He barely moves while John is home but finds novel ways to help Lyn when he, John, is at work.

Yes, young guys like the newly imported still slim and pretty girls. The club and Casino dance floors are full of them most nights. But the older wives who have been in the TimTam feedlot must resort to side dicks who are burnt out mongers too, still in town saving up for their next big fucktrip.

Enjoy. G.[/QUOTE]Yes that's very true. All the dating site girls are God fearing and want the monger to love her bastard kids like they're his own. Hahaha. I feel for the suckers that get trapped in this mess.

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2449058]Do you think the old coot gives her a Caramello Koala as a treat after each BBBJCIM w / swallow, as our beloved Grandpa Caramello did on his legendary forays into Southeast Asia and Micronesia? He would be surprised to find out that the ambitions of his darling LBFM now go far beyond a Caramello Koala. In RWML she expects a house and luxury car in return for the same BBBJCIM w / swallow she used to give him for a Caramello Koala in Flipsville. Oh how her expectations have swiftly grown! Hahaha![/QUOTE]As you may know, Grandpa Caramello did not monger in his home country and never experienced the outrageous demands made by LBFMs in RWML. He was lucky. He limited his hymen busting missions and endless pursuit of BBBJCIM w / swallow to South East Asia and Micronesia only. This ensured that he kept his costs down, meanwhile protecting his stellar reputation back in RWML.

On the day the RWML PR visa is in the worthless passport of those Filipinas, sex suddenly stops. There is no way those old coots are getting anymore BBBJCIM w / swallow. Hahaha. She will do the best she can to speed up death or divorce.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2449014]AG forgot to mention the trailing 4 spoilt, obviously 100% Filipino, kids that John has adopted and is putting through a private Catholic School because he "loves them like they are his own". And, of course, Lyn's visiting "brother" who has secured a 3 month visitor Visa twice a year. He barely moves while John is home but finds novel ways to help Lyn when he, John, is at work.

Enjoy. G.[/QUOTE]Haven't seen any of those yet, but occasionally the girl will be carrying (internally or externally) the by-products of their consummations.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2449332]As you may know, Grandpa Caramello did not monger in his home country and never experienced the outrageous demands made by LBFMs in RWML. He was lucky. He limited his hymen busting missions and endless pursuit of BBBJCIM w / swallow to South East Asia and Micronesia only. This ensured that he kept his costs down, meanwhile protecting his stellar reputation back in RWML.

On the day the RWML PR visa is in the worthless passport of those Filipinas, sex suddenly stops. There is no way those old coots are getting anymore BBBJCIM w / swallow. Hahaha. She will do the best she can to speed up death or divorce.[/QUOTE]True. Grandpa Caramello was sagacious as he was wily. He never fell for a relationship with one of those LBFMs with marvelous BBBJCIMWS skills, remaining a confirmed bachelor all his long life. In Brisbane and Oz at large, he curated an impeccable reputation as a kindly old grandfather handing out his favorite treats. He would occasionally promise one of his extremely attractive Southeast Asian or Micronesian conquests marriage in return for busting her hymen but he would vanish from her bed during the wee hours of the morning without leaving behind any trace of his existence beyond the cream pie in her pussy. He was a true master and legend to the game. RIP! Legend!

You guys should team up and write comic books. There might be a new market for an adult series of cartoons. Maybe start a thread to suggest the name of the first episode.

It seems that this area of the ISG has become an area of either jealousy because the old guys can still enjoy life or a platform to criticize anyone that doesn't bow down to a couple of posters. There are many of us that have been all over the world and don't really care what your one sided opinions are. Also these older guys that you seem to want to constantly rib also don't give a damn about what you have to say. Everyone will get old and die. If you think there is a threshold where a man that has money should stop enjoying himself then you should bow down to the so called masters of the internet as it has yet to be determined. That old guy with the young Filipina has been through more shit than you can even imagine and if you have a problem with it then maybe you should find another hobby. This board has been to help fellow mongers not to be a judgmental platform where a few people decide what is best for everybody. We have all traveled and we have all been laid. Lets get back to that and stop worrying about what someone else is doing.

[QUOTE=Beavis;2450033]You guys should team up and write comic books. There might be a new market for an adult series of cartoons. Maybe start a thread to suggest the name of the first episode.[/QUOTE]I assume you are referring to GE and RK. Their banter can be rather comical at times.

[QUOTE=Beavis;2450033]You guys should team up and write comic books. There might be a new market for an adult series of cartoons. Maybe start a thread to suggest the name of the first episode.[/QUOTE]Yes, the Adventures of Trainwreck and Reacharound.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2450136]I assume you are referring to GE and RK. Their banter can be rather comical at times.[/QUOTE]What banter ED. There 'banter' is based on years of living the country and is useful for newbies who care to really understand issues etc. Now CM and ED 'banter' is purile, childish, meaningless drivel mostly.

As Beavis said stop being jealous, drive you train in the outback and as Beavis quoted.

'That old guy with the young Filipina has been through more shit than you can even imagine and if you have a problem with it then maybe you should find another hobby. This board has been to help fellow mongers not to be a judgmental platform where a few people decide what is best for everybody. We have all travelled and we have all been laid. Lets get back to that and stop worrying about what someone else is doing.'

[QUOTE=WickedRoger;2450217]As Beavis said stop being jealous, drive you train in the outback and as Beavis quoted.[/QUOTE]Am I included in that as well? I know I'm jealous as hell, stuck here in suburbia reading about the few guys imprisoned in paradise and fending off eager maidens like your Barbie girl. 😁.

Very nice tatas indeed.

Take care. G.

[QUOTE=Beavis;2450033]You guys should team up and write comic books. There might be a new market for an adult series of cartoons. Maybe start a thread to suggest the name of the first episode.[/QUOTE]Comic books! These knowledgeable and experienced mongers should just go write policies and law for the Philippines. President Duterte should fire his staff and hire these geniuses as his cr kitchen cabinet.

[QUOTE=Dg8787;2450292]Comic books! These knowledgeable and experienced mongers should just go write policies and law for the Philippines. President Duterte should fire his staff and hire these geniuses as his cr kitchen cabinet.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately humor, sarcasm and wit is lost on many mongers. Let's not even try reading between the lines! Even when a person pays a compliment for good photos, another monger takes that as an insult! Hahaha.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2450227]Am I included in that as well? I know I'm jealous as hell, stuck here in suburbia reading about the few guys imprisoned in paradise and fending off eager maidens like your Barbie girl. 😁.

Very nice tatas indeed.

Take care. G.[/QUOTE]No Goffering. I can sympathise but the fact is few girls are willing to go out, those that are allowed get a ECQ pass to allow it and if they do get the pass there are taxis / no jeepneys etc. I know this first hand.

So you can be Cebu near Ayala and Barbie can't visit you. Hence they are trying web cams instead as many are getting desperate for cash.

Yes very nice perky tatas.

I have a round trip ticket for a 2-week trip from the US to the Philippines, arriving in Manila on June 15. Any thoughts on how likely it will be that the 14-day quarantine requirement will be lifted by then?

RG.