Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=JoeLover; 1510561]Yes, I know that, but I've worked around that for several countries. I've never yet paid a chica fee in the last 4 years for 6 diverse countries. Colombia not included. I set it all up in advance. My usual is Marriott. Com on Visa Signature Card from Chase. Corporate sends the message to the local hotel in advance of my arrival that there are to be no restrictions. For confirmation at check-in I reiterate and confirm.

Marriott BKK on Sukh Soi 57 nver ever a problem and the chicas just love the place. The buffet breakfast is so stunning the chicies never want to leave, hahahahaha. And dig this, since I get the room signed in for 2, there is no additional charge for brekky, otherwise its 500 Baht per person.

Furthermore how many chicas are they going to see per 1-week stay? Most likely just one, but sometimes 2. Why so? If the girl (all non-pros only) I pick up is hot hot hot and we have good chemistry, she's mine for the whole week. I've never had to go more than 2 chicks per trip to find a winning-chemistry-date.

Never had a problem with this.

I cannot imagine Colombia will stump me on this one. Since Marriott is not available I don't mind paying a higher hotel rate elsewhere but will get the chica factor cleared before arrival and then again before check-in.

Joe.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tJsBNzvY0GE[/url][/QUOTE]I've stayed at the JW Marriot on Sukhumvit Soi 2 many times, and loved it, but Colombia is vastly different. (yes, it's quite an accomplishment to impress a farm girl from Issan who has grown up eating grasshoppers with the breakfast buffet at the Marriot lol) I would never stay at a hotel here in Medellin. Even disregarding the way hotels here in Medellin look at foreign guests compared to LOS, an apartment is so much nicer, cheaper, and private. But hey, it's your trip, do it your way.

[QUOTE=Av8r;1510828]Even disregarding the way hotels here in Medellin look at foreign guests.[/QUOTE]Can you elaborate?

[QUOTE=Orgasmico; 1510553]Keep in mind these chicas have thirsty SIMPS like the one in this vid texting them 30 times a day with google translator in tow:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pma_tIQY4rg[/url][/QUOTE]That was hilarious."what's her last name?" I don't know but I want to get her a fucking visa, hahaha. Wow, just Wow.

[QUOTE=JoeLover; 1510561]Yes, I know that, but I've worked around that for several countries. I've never yet paid a chica fee in the last 4 years for 6 diverse countries. Colombia not included. I set it all up in advance. My usual is Marriott. Com on Visa Signature Card from Chase. Corporate sends the message to the local hotel in advance of my arrival that there are to be no restrictions. For confirmation at check-in I reiterate and confirm.

Marriott BKK on Sukh Soi 57 nver ever a problem and the chicas just love the place. The buffet breakfast is so stunning the chicies never want to leave, hahahahaha. And dig this, since I get the room signed in for 2, there is no additional charge for brekky, otherwise its 500 Baht per person.

Furthermore how many chicas are they going to see per 1-week stay? Most likely just one, but sometimes 2. Why so? If the girl (all non-pros only) I pick up is hot hot hot and we have good chemistry, she's mine for the whole week. I've never had to go more than 2 chicks per trip to find a winning-chemistry-date.

Never had a problem with this.

I cannot imagine Colombia will stump me on this one. Since Marriott is not available I don't mind paying a higher hotel rate elsewhere but will get the chica factor cleared before arrival and then again before check-in.

Joe.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tJsBNzvY0GE[/url][/QUOTE]OMG. I try to live and let live, but this is getting to be a bit much. Been casually reading JoeLover's posts. I have never seen / heard someone talk so much smack BEFORE they get to Colombia. Even when people are lying, at least they pretend to talk smack about what they think they have already achieved, not about what they are going to do. And to top it all off, he is asking Colombia regulars for tips.

Man, you better have some serious game. Colombia women are sweet, but they are not fools. If you are not careful, they will just let you believe what you want to believe, and rob you blind. Approaching a different country and culture that you are visiting and fellow mongers there with such disrespect is going to get you in trouble.

Part of me is rooting for you. They other part. Well.

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1510867]That was hilarious."what's her last name?" I don't know but I want to get her a fucking visa, hahaha. Wow, just Wow.[/QUOTE]When that white guy is heating up the TV diner, sitting in front of the TV, eating on a TV tray, and saying he's not lonely? Dude! I wanted to cry!

He did have a very traditional view of love and was a bit of a romatic. Hard to hate on a normal guy like that. The Visa dude. Easy to hate on a chump like that! He's begging to be made an example of!

10 sad sacks and 100+ desperate girls? How on earth do these guys who claim to be "looking for the one!" think they're going to find her in a ocean of desperation?

Like anything worth while in life you have to work hard for it! Taking the easy way out always gets you the easy result! The struggle is the blessing!

Sad the way the girls get played in this piece? LL (not going to use her name becuse if she googles her own name and finds this board. Lord help us!) does real nice work! Liked her since her MTV days. She's great on Cuttent TV. When I still paid for cable (waste of money!)

[QUOTE=Manny51; 1510875]OMG. I try to live and let live, but this is getting to be a bit much. Been casually reading JoeLover's posts. I have never seen / heard someone talk so much smack BEFORE they get to Colombia. Even when people are lying, at least they pretend to talk smack about what they think they have already achieved, not about what they are going to do. And to top it all off, he is asking Colombia regulars for tips.

Man, you better have some serious game. Colombia women are sweet, but they are not fools. If you are not careful, they will just let you believe what you want to believe, and rob you blind. Approaching a different country and culture that you are visiting and fellow mongers there with such disrespect is going to get you in trouble.

Part of me is rooting for you. They other part. Well.[/QUOTE]He pissed me off telling others in the Colombia retirement thread that Colombia was too violent yet the guy never visited. I threw in my 2 cents. He is use to "Safe and secure" Thailand. Well, like Manny says. Colombia women are not the same as your Thai's. These women know how to work and will take you for your arrogance. Also Joe, STOP TALKING ABOUT ANTELOPES! WTF?

[QUOTE=Razor77;1510895]He pissed me off telling others in the Colombia retirement thread that Colombia was too violent yet the guy never visited. I threw in my 2 cents. He is use to "Safe and secure" Thailand. Well, like Manny says. Colombia women are not the same as your Thai's. These women know how to work and will take you for your arrogance. Also Joe, STOP TALKING ABOUT ANTELOPES! WTF?[/QUOTE]Razor77 you are confusing 'Joe Rilla' with JoeLover, although they are both trolls and are probably the same person using two different user names. I personally think enough attention has been giving to this this blusterer, although at least we got Orgasmico's funny post out of it all. How do you get rid of a troll anyway? Can you use a book of spells or do you need to be an actual wizard?

Guys,

For sale 39% of Hotel Medellin Plaza 1 and 2, does not include the property.

$300, 000 USD.

Aussie Greg.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;1510910]How do you get rid of a troll anyway? Can you use a book of spells or do you need to be an actual wizard?[/QUOTE]LMAO!

The only magic spell that always seems to work is to ignore them and they eventually go away.

A buddy of mine who"s been in town for the last 10 days just sent me this message "I fuck and fuck and fuck, I need to get a life" LOL

Whatever, dude.

[QUOTE=JoeLover; 1510914]Monger (original) definition: Derivative / shortening of 'working girl monger'. Anyone who actively partakes in P4P. Updated recently to include fellas like me because there is no such thing as free pussy We all pay and I generally pay more and do so willingly with aplomb, effervescence and glistening giving.

When it comes to working girls I do pay just like everybody else. But I engage in this activity very sparingly for it sure dulls the senses, the fighting spirit and takes a man sooooo far away from his natural urge to fight for his daily sustenance in the spirit of a game. Scoring pussy has always been a game and will always be so, the laziness of current hunters notwithstanding.

I'm 6-6, don't do gyms, but my body has almost no fat on it, but I get pains in my knees sometimes in the middle of a date and wince in sheer agony that lasts perhaps 1 whole minute. The girls find this quite endearing and love me for my weakness (es) because they (the weaknesses) pale in comparison to the fact that I brought down an antelope (her) with sheer verve, skill and finesse. They recognise this and nothing else matters to 'them. They are mine for life to call upon when I wish.

Still, I can't help feeling in the middle of the night that this night might be my last for I tell you there is no pleasure greater than going on a date with a beautiful woman and gently leaning her toward the transition point where she "falls for you"

No amount of money earned gives such a satisfaction. The sex that follows is icing but it pales in comparison to witnessing that delicate transition point. Its a closer's paradise that resides in the domain of psycholgical skill.

Like riding a cycle, this skill works in any country on any woman, and will therefore work in Medellin too. Women are women regardless the nationality and they are all built the same way, namely that sex outflowed must equate to money (cash convertibles) inflowed. Trouble abounds when this equation is messed with, tampered with, or upset due to cheating, subterfuge etc. I always give way more value in terms of gifts etc, that the equivalent value in terms of money to non-pros.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeLover; 1510914]Monger (original) definition: Derivative / shortening of 'working girl monger'. Anyone who actively partakes in P4P. Updated recently to include fellas like me because there is no such thing as free pussy We all pay and I generally pay more and do so willingly with aplomb, effervescence and glistening giving.

When it comes to working girls I do pay just like everybody else. But I engage in this activity very sparingly for it sure dulls the senses, the fighting spirit and takes a man sooooo far away from his natural urge to fight for his daily sustenance in the spirit of a game. Scoring pussy has always been a game and will always be so, the laziness of current hunters notwithstanding.

I'm 6-6, don't do gyms, but my body has almost no fat on it, but I get pains in my knees sometimes in the middle of a date and wince in sheer agony that lasts perhaps 1 whole minute. The girls find this quite endearing and love me for my weakness (es) because they (the weaknesses) pale in comparison to the fact that I brought down an antelope (her) with sheer verve, skill and finesse. They recognise this and nothing else matters to 'them. They are mine for life to call upon when I wish.

Still, I can't help feeling in the middle of the night that this night might be my last for I tell you there is no pleasure greater than going on a date with a beautiful woman and gently leaning her toward the transition point where she "falls for you"

No amount of money earned gives such a satisfaction. The sex that follows is icing but it pales in comparison to witnessing that delicate transition point. Its a closer's paradise that resides in the domain of psycholgical skill.

Like riding a cycle, this skill works in any country on any woman, and will therefore work in Medellin too. Women are women regardless the nationality and they are all built the same way, namely that sex outflowed must equate to money (cash convertibles) inflowed. Trouble abounds when this equation is messed with, tampered with, or upset due to cheating, subterfuge etc. I always give way more value in terms of gifts etc, that the equivalent value in terms of money to non-pros.

With working girls I first establish the price and make it firm and agreed upon. This way I don't participate in gringo hyperinflation. But then, I tip soooo much upon this base price that the woman just loves dear Joe sooo much. You see, the way I sell.

Regardless the product, both the fucker and fuckee win. That's just the way it is for me. I love my conquests dearly and respect them all. But make no mistake about the kill\jugular bite, it has tons of science and precision behind it and is done with painstaking preparation.

God, do I love it so!

Joe.

In honor of the beautiful women who have been so nice to bestow upon me such pleasure.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yDxE9SaqUtI[/url][/QUOTE]If we all agree that you're the most triumphant male pussy warrior that this planet has ever seen, will you STFU?

Really, enough guy.

We've seen your video (thanks to Cali Hentai)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts[/url]
You hang and bang.

We get it.

Shit I leave for less than a week and look at this shit show.

No more reports from me for a bit, I left MDE and the next stop for this kind of action is Lima in February. If I get bored there, I will probably return to the eternal spring.

So I made a visit to Energy (My favorite) today. It was a pretty weak lineup with just 6 girls. They might of been busy with a lot of the girls in rooms or just a typical Monday, I'm not sure. I eventually ended up with Sophia; long straight black hair, white skin, fake D's and a butt you'd see in a lot of rap videos. She had an alright face but I believe most guys will choose her for her body.

Looks. 6 She was alright, looks wise. I think some guys may rate her higher but I wasn't really feeling her face when I got up close and personal. She did have an amazing body with thick thighs, a horses behind and fake D's. Her pussy was also very clean and looked pretty fresh.

Services. 7 Although she gave the worst blow job I ever had in Medellin because of her teeth, she really knew how to ride your cock, especially in reverse cowgirl. She would make her butt cheeks clap and had pretty good pussy control, especially when you're about to blow your load. Massage was weak, she loves to cuddle afterwards and didn't allow kissing.

Attitude. 6 She tried to make it an great experience but I just wasn't feeling it. YMMV and you may have a good experience because when I went in, I was all sexed out.