Adelaide

Please tell me where Cocos is?

Aren't places like 207 and City Penthouse illegal?

I am a single man who is well travelled around the world and around Australia and have used escorts all over the world. I have to say, Adelaide is a very disappointing place when it comes to escorts. You go to places like Sydney and Perth and you can find high quality Asian girls who rock your world for a reasonable price. One girl in particular in WA was an absolute knockout and would do anything to please me, and I mean anything. You don't mind paying the price if the service is first class.

Two times in Melbourne were incredible. They gave a description of the girl over the phone, I thought "Yeah, sure", but when she came to my room, she was everything they described, and more. A stunning blonde over 6 feet tall with the most incredible body, and for a few dollars extra, she was open to anything. One of the greatest nights of my life. Another girl in Melbourne came over for 1 hour, she ended up staying 7 hours for the cost of 4, and I could hardly walk the next day.

All over Asia you can find the most gorgeous girls for a tenth of the price they are in Adelaide, and they will go the extra mile. I found one girl in Bangkok who was an absolute dream. Perfect in every way, spent the entire night, did everything I asked for, and only cost around $250 Australian.

You come to Adelaide and what do you get? False advertising, over-pricing, and failure to deliver promised services. You send email to places requesting additional information and they don't respond. So-called "private escorts" work in brothels with a number of other girls, etc. You go there expecting an intimate atmosphere and it's like the Central Markets with people walking around everywhere. Very off putting.

I spent ages looking for a place with Asian girls, had to drive down to a place west of the city to see an "beautiful slim young girl", the person I saw would have been at least 40, fat, and apart from a tug, she gave me nothing. Another time I called a girl around. I could hear voices while I was just starting. Turned out the girl had left her mobile on to drive her partner crazy, the voices I heard were her boyfriend on the line yelling his head off, so I drove her back her place of employment. No refund.

So I tried again, got a girl to come out. This one looked nice, tall and slim, dark hair and pleasant looking. She then tells me she was having her period and could only give me a hand job. Of course, this was after I paid her. I said forget it and went to ring the agency. She pleaded with me not to, gave me her mobile number so she could provide the service at a later date. Then she got someone to pick her up.

A couple of days later I contact the girl, she doesn't want to know, she says "Bad luck Charlie" and hangs up. I ring the agency and they tell me she quit a couple of days before. Refund? Not on your life, the girl told them I refused to pay so she walked out.

Someone asked about cracker. I sent three messages to a girl, nothing. And I had offered handsome reward for extra services. I then phoned the number and it was a woman in a brothel with a very disinterested voice who tells me she knows the girl I'm after, but she's on leave and they don't know if she's coming back. They then try to sell me someone else.. Forget it. Some agencies in Adelaide have a very strange idea of what constitutes attractive, slim, or stunning.

My experiences have been so poor in Adelaide, I save up my money now and wait until I travel overseas, and get real value for money. I will never pay another cent t on escort of agency in Adelaide. Pathetic.

I personally went into every single massage place in Hindley St and King William St, and straight-out asked each one for "Massage?" (ans: "affirmative") followed by "Any extras?" The latter question was met initially by astonishment, to be followed within 0. 75 secs by polite but firm refusal.

I did discover that the owner of the HZ Massage (off to one side of Hindley St, where the motorway overpass comes out at the big intersection), a well-presented "mature" Chinese lady, is a person who does not like wearing bra or panties. She dresses in loose flowing gowns of clingy material, and she had a way of pressing her thighs and crotch against my arm and hand while massaging me, that made me think my luck was in. I was able to cop a few small feels of ass and boob, and regularly fondled her inner thighs as she worked, but she merely tolerated this and did not encourage such contact. I whispered in her ear "Are you wearing any panties?" and she genuinely blushed deeply at being found out. But this was not being done for the customer's benefit. It's simply that she just doesn't like the idea of wearing underwear. The third time I visited her, she had on a blue gown in which her boobs were clearly outlined and nipples were pressing and making peanuts through the fabric. I was able to tweak her nipples a few times without causing major protest, and caressed her ass. But she stuck to her professional routine while ignoring my efforts to seduce her and, at the end, she said "The massage is now ended. We only do normal massage. I will leave you here. Take your time". I. e. You'll have to wank by yourself, mate. Which I duly did in 30 secs flat. I love being teased, and she is a master at it.

So after that I went down to Penthouse at (approx) 252 Pirie Street. This is a building with a discreet sign "West Penthouse", situated on a street corner, with all ground floor windows blacked out. Around the corner is a door with a sign saying "Open" without giving any clue about what exactly is open. You press an intercom buzzer and a madame appears to let you in. I was there at 4 pm on a week day, which is apparently a good time because the girls are reasonably presentable, sane, and willing to oblige. I chose a tall leggy bleach-blonde named Hayley, $170 for 45 mins, and she gave very good service. Suggested things I wasn't even going to ask for. BBBJ and CIM. A good time was had by us both. She did mention that if you go later in the evening then all the druggies and social misfits come on-shift. She herself only does day-shift, because she's a solo mum of two and because there's a better class of client at that hour.

Pat.

Most of the street girls who work on Hanson road and grand junction are pretty feral. There is this 1 blonde chick who works most days that I have seen that is pretty hot and she sucks cock like a Hoover. She usually is around the petrol station near the pub. $50 for a blowjob 100 for full service. Guys can pick them pretty easily, most stand on the corners close too the pub and petrol station. Some hang around the corner just before Hanson road on grand junction near the adults shop. Other girls you can find around the deli on Hanson road next to the football oval. Most of the girls I wouldn't go near apart from the blonde chick and a few others. The ones that are out late at night are usually drug fucked and pretty ugly.

[QUOTE=Tomcat2;1623119]Most of the street girls who work on Hanson road and grand junction are pretty feral. There is this 1 blonde chick who works most days that I have seen that is pretty hot and she sucks cock like a Hoover. She usually is around the petrol station near the pub. $50 for a blowjob 100 for full service. Guys can pick them pretty easily, most stand on the corners close too the pub and petrol station. Some hang around the corner just before Hanson road on grand junction near the adults shop. Other girls you can find around the deli on Hanson road next to the football oval. Most of the girls I wouldn't go near apart from the blonde chick and a few others. The ones that are out late at night are usually drug fucked and pretty ugly.[/QUOTE]There are a few undercover female police officers around there pretending to be real hookers, so be careful!

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1627209]There are a few undercover female police officers around there pretending to be real hookers, so be careful![/QUOTE]That's urban legend. This is Adelaide, not LA.

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1627209]There are a few undercover female police officers around there pretending to be real hookers, so be careful![/QUOTE]After having driven down Hanson Rd yesterday and seeing what was on offer, I can advise that an ugly male police officer in a dress would blend in better.

I was in Adelaide for work earlier earlier this week and visited 3 Chinese massage shops and left happy from each one. I also noticed many Thai massage shops but all the ones I called were charging at least $70 per hour, which was more than the Chinese shops. Is a tug typically included in the Thai shops' pricing or is it at extra cost?

[QUOTE=Rafferty;1568359]I am a single man who is well travelled around the world and around Australia and have used escorts all over the world. I have to say, Adelaide is a very disappointing place when it comes to escorts. You go to places like Sydney and Perth and you can find high quality Asian girls who rock your world for a reasonable price. One girl in particular in WA was an absolute knockout and would do anything to please me, and I mean anything. You don't mind paying the price if the service is first class.

Two times in Melbourne were incredible. They gave a description of the girl over the phone, I thought "Yeah, sure", but when she came to my room, she was everything they described, and more. A stunning blonde over 6 feet tall with the most incredible body, and for a few dollars extra, she was open to anything. One of the greatest nights of my life. Another girl in Melbourne came over for 1 hour, she ended up staying 7 hours for the cost of 4, and I could hardly walk the next day.

All over Asia you can find the most gorgeous girls for a tenth of the price they are in Adelaide, and they will go the extra mile. I found one girl in Bangkok who was an absolute dream. Perfect in every way, spent the entire night, did everything I asked for, and only cost around $250 Australian...[/QUOTE]Mate,

Adelaide is the worst city in the world for a single man over the age of 25. It's a retirement village. Don't even bother.

Having read this forum, I'm not expecting much. But is there any ass to be had (free or paid) in Adelaide?

[QUOTE=Tictic1234;1670623]Having read this forum, I'm not expecting much. But is there any ass to be had (free or paid) in Adelaide?[/QUOTE]Free good looking non-fat single girls in Adelaide. No.

Hookers are ugly too. You mind find some OK Asian ones. Check local paper=Advertiser.

[QUOTE=UCan2;1477536]Guys,

I have given Coco's four chances now, and mostly with Gloria (Michelle doesn't seem to exist). Half the time Gloria doesn't even finish the hour! And never are extras offered. Avoid this place. Don't go there, it is just a venue to milk your money. If you do ignore this advice, and the masseusse you choose is replaced (which happens often!) simply put your clothes on and walk out. This place needs to be taught a lesson in customer service. I am really annoyed, since I've wasted a couple of hundred dollars. And the person who recommended this joint. Best to question their future recommendations.

It's a shame.[/QUOTE]I went to co co's yesterday 05/03/2015 Michelle works Tuesday and Thursdays and you will need to book for $30 you get a massage and a h / j best value I have found in Adelaide.

[QUOTE=LoungeDog45;1690390]I went to co co's yesterday 05/03/2015 Michelle works Tuesday and Thursdays and you will need to book for $30 you get a massage and a h / j best value I have found in Adelaide.[/QUOTE]Hi Lounge dog,

Where is Coco's cheers.

Happyeuro

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At moderate prices (150+ / HR).

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At crack***** prices (whatever you value your life at, since you're definitely dying of something after banging in this category).

The crack***** who walks up and down Angas.

Free.

Jack. Shit. Adelaide women not very interested in shagging.

Hi all,

I thought it would be worth adding my two cents regarding Adelaide. I spend a fair bit of time traveling as part of my job and I always find Adelaide to be consistently boring and dull. I did manage to snag a freelancer via craigslist one night and had some of the best sex in my life, however, all in all, don't bother punting in the city of Church's. Jesus is watching.

Against my own better judgement I gave massage shop on Montefiore Rd in the city a go. Seemed to hit all the right marks as far as appearance was concerned. I rang made a booking and arrived 10 minutes late.

What followed was a very lackluster performance by an untrained massage lady. I did the usual, yes been here before, birthday suit on the table when the ML returned, but had absolutely no luck when asked.

Don't bother with Adelaide.