Macau Sauna [2nd hand info]
[Posting on behalf of another member]
Visited supreme sauna a couple of weeks ago and had a much less favorable experience than Marcusau. In short I will not go back again.
Got a supreme sauna package from ShunTak. Price is about $100 lower than the other top end saunas like 18 (probably the most expensive) and Big Boss (formerly MonoLisa). Supreme sauna is in the newly renovated Fortuna Hotel and very close to Lisboa.
Changed in the locker area and the locker boy gave me the wrong locker key. Luckily I noticed the mistake. The shower and pool area is relatively small, but that's fine with me as I was not there to swim. There were four very fine looking bikini girls in the pool area. I would have gladly bonked anyone of them, but they were only available for backrubs at $198/15 mins. Standard price in Macau. Only 1 of the 4 girls was soliciting for backrub, I chose a different girl and she was not too pleased. I learned later that it was her turn for the next customer.
My backrub girl is 28 yo (but looked 24), from northern China and has been in Macau for 2 years. She has no intention to become a message girl, understandable as she takes home ~$90 for each 15 mins of work. She took off her top to start. Very nice set of tits and for the next 15 minutes my eyes were glued on them, trying to future out if it is nature's gift or some plastic surgeon's masterpiece. My evaluation was hampered by the strictly no-touch policy. The backrub, unfortunately, was more perfunctory than erotic. Some area of my body could have used a little bit more attention. The 15 sec bbbj at the end was no better. I swear she was counting the number of times she bobbled down on me. At my age a walking pair of boobs isn't enough for me ..... I like seducing and been seduced.
(For those curious, there is no wondering if there is wondering. She showed me a small incision underneath her arm pit, all nicely done for 10,000 rmb.)
I put on a pajama in the changing area and when I turned around a tip plate was laterally shoved in my face. WTF!! Tips for the dressing room boys are usually collected at the end, and never in Macau. Nevertheless I signed off $20 tips for their 30 secs of work.
The main area inside the sauna is on the small side, and yet further separated into different sections that makes it looks even more cramped. Most food are free and there are several expensive sounding items on the menu. Maybe it was a preview of things to come, those "expensive" items were not made from the ingredients they were supposed to. There was about a dozen patrons inside, and the manager would parade the girls in front of the patrons upon requested. Too tedious and inefficient for the girls if you ask me .... an unhappy and tired girl will not be a good provider.
I chose Supreme mostly because of the lineup shown on their website. I picked out 6 to 7 possibilities, figured that I should have a fairly good chance of hooking up with one of them. I could not be more wrong. There were 2 EE, 1 mongo, 4 vietnamese and 4 PRC girls, none of which I targeted beforehand. Things were not looking good as there were more patrons than girls!! The manager explained that a lot of girls were out that day because of visa renewal and personal reasons. Loads of craps. I doubt they update their website regularly, and if they do they must have kept the pics of the popular girls on long after they are gone. Judging from the slow business I doubt they can support a big lineup. This is a chicken and egg problem.
A PRC girl perked my interest, with the mongolian a close second. I asked the manager if the mongo had her figure enhanced. He assured me that they had prescreened those out in high end sauna like theirs. Having never had a mongo before, that cinched it.
Once inside the room the mongo started complaining about her painful month ulcer. Being a gentleman and also out of health concern I suggested that we skipped the fire and ice. Off her clothes and disappointed to find that her breast is not natural. Not a bad job, but looked slightly out of proportion with the rest of her body. Argh ... when will I learn to stop believing the BULLSH?T. She kept complaining about her painfull month, abating only slightly when I asked if she wanted me to switch to another girl. Kissing, DATY and digiting were only allowed briefly. I was no longer in a seducing mood then, and just wanted to pound her hard to shut her up. She put one arm over her breast to prevent me from smashing it, with the other hand holding her head so her hairdo would not be messed up. After about 20 mins of hard pounding her complaining turned to moaning. We kept it up beyond an hour (she was counting on the phone to ring but it never did) thanks to the Vitamin I took beforehand. I believe she enjoyed the session much more than I had.
She had good reason to protect her breast as it went from being perky at the beginning to resting slightly sideway at the end.
After the session I chatted with the manager again. He kept insisting that the mongo's boobs were real. A different lie that he was misled would have been better. Instead he continued to insult my intellegent long after blood had returned to my big head.
The locker boys tried to extract another tips from me after I finished changing but this time I would have none of it.
My overall impression of Imperial? It is a pretender. Lacking the facilities of the top sauna it tries to attract business with a slightly lower price and misleading advertisement. Management leaves much to be desired too.
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It was getting late and I still wanted to check out the Lisboa parade and the scene behind Holiday Inn. It was weird to find out that were no SW inside Lisboa. Zinch .. nada ... not even inside the restaurant. Perhaps I caught them during one of their sweeps. However the scene behind Holiday Inn was very lively. There were about 15 russians, with several attractive ones.
I am a seasoned mongerer in Macau. What I notice is that the pricing structure of the flesh industry in Macau is down to a science. There are NO bargain, not at the middle to high end places anyway. There is a huge dropoff in girls' quality from the top to second tier establishments, so the couple hundred dollars saved is really not worth it (and one can easily blow the savings on some overpriced pedicare).
Some tips:
- Hotel charge a lot more during the weekends, so sauna is a better choice as one can stay overnight there.
- Darlings 1 has the best looking Asian girls. Strip clubs have the best looking Caucasians, but they are strictly look and no touch only. 18, Big Boss and Emperor have the touchables that are a slight notch below. Outside of the top tier establishments one should only go for Asians, as you will only find dogs otherwise (and that include Playboy).
- Only Asian workers in nightclub. The girls will sit with you so you can pick the one with the right chemistry.
- Avoid those inside Lisbao. Those are eyes candies only.
- Those EE girls behind Holiday Inn are a hit and miss. Price is almost always non-negotiable ($1000/hr). Agree beforehand that it is for the full hour or they will rush you. Same if you use her room.
- Darlings 1 message is 90 mins during weekdays, so $$/min wise it is a better value.
