Dubai Reports

Deciding not to drive into central city and Seaview last night, Tuesday, stopped the car at the Rattlesnake instead. 10:00 to 11:30. Not a big fan of the band, especially their opening set - just how much Jim Croche can one take? (Answer: ZERO!!!). Later on, picked up a bit, but certainly no comparison to Seaview (apples and oranges, yes, I know). Drink prices ARE an attraction.

A number of older chinese, with some newly arrived (or so they informed me - no reason to doubt). Larger CIS presence last night, even a couple of cute ones. And some nice looking africans. But nothing to make me want to make an immediate selection. Looking for Miss Flat Rate from the previous week. At first, didn't spot her, then did, other end of the bar. Exchanged smiles, but, true to her form, she stayed put. Very annimated, as usual.

Another chinese attracted my attention, but she was giving her best to close a deal with another punter. For her time and effort, hope she succeeded. Older CIS, one you'd have no problems with on the "walk of shame", also tempting. Rather than waiting to see what would happen with Miss Closer, figured I'd stick with my original plan and check out Miss Flat Rate. Last time, her Meatloaf impression did not go over well ("What's it going to be boy? Tell me RIGHT now; yes or no").

Walked over to her; she standing out IN Rattlesnake, she can afford the passive marketing. Even she was saying a lot of older chinese girls working Rattlesnake; she didn't go for the "touchy" cold calling. This time, she was a lot less pushy for a decision, doing some nice marketing. After a bit of price [i]discussions[/i], out the door we went.

Hadn't had a massage like hers for a [b]LONG[/b] time: 3 minutes back, 1 minute each leg, 1 minute neck. "OK, finished." Checked the clock just to make sure I hadn't dozed off... no, unfortunately not. During the main [i]event[/i], got the [i]this for sure will push you over the edge[/i] "You no cum yet?", followed shortly by the equally enticing "Maybe tonight you no cum." Well, at least her fake moans were not over the top. Eventually reached [u]MY[/u] destination.

Morning wakeup not a problem; the 6:30 am phone call was (even worse, wrong number or at least no one spoke when she answered). Some nice techniques on the services, but it was VERY clear, they were services.

So, a lost evening? NOT at all. Enquiring minds want to know; now I do.

[QUOTE=Mike De H]Basically - the post was a self derisory one, a mickey-take on myself, hoping to share a laugh with others over my own misfortunes.
... I am sorry if that did not come across properly. I don't wantto get off on the wrong foot on a new forum.[/QUOTE]It came across, to me, anyway, as EXACTLY that. I always enjoy someone who can laugh at himself. I've always maintained a bad evening turns into a great story AFTER.

[QUOTE=kris420]I read last one month reports on the site. I am wondering about the day time options? Does any of the girls advertise whom I can call or are there any standard places visit during the day?[/QUOTE]One month's reports on which thread? Mike D H, Strollguy certainly found afternoon action, and reported as such. Perhaps the key here is reading comprehension?

And definitely don't search on "afternoon"...

If you've read the Reports of Distinction (there ARE reasons why they are filed there), your questions will be answered.

Note: Does anyone know how to program a function key, say F1, to automatically post: RTFF?

[QUOTE=Piper1]Chacha - are you willing to pay?[/QUOTE]Piper: he's already stated that he's a HIGH roller, 500-1000 USD/night. So I don't see why he's talking to us peons.

[QUOTE=Mike De H]Sorry, I really didnt mean to bad mouth anywhere. [/QUOTE]
I agree with Bravo, you did not badmouth anywhere or anyone. Methinks Chico Chuck knee-jerked.

[quote]Bravo:Hadn't had a massage like hers for a LONG time: 3 minutes back, 1 minute each leg, 1 minute neck. "OK, finished." [/quote]Sadly, that sounds all too familiar. The standard CIS massage.

Bizzie, I will PM it to you.

[quote]Member 1071: My friend hooked up with a nice Chechnya girl I would say 19-20 years old. Petite, cute face, not my type though (to petite for me).[/quote]For me, they are only too petite when they are midgets! (sorry, PC police say "Little people") ;)

Hey mike,

Its OK. Next time you plan to be anywhere in India, PM me for the contacts

charlie

Hello all,

Please excuse the delay in filing but I've been travelling around Australia.

Spent Xmas in Dubai at the Meridien. Still friendly.

Met an older version of Pamela Anderson in Jockeys 1 night. Her name is Ilona and she frequents Jockeys and Rockafellas. She's pretty horny looking in a "porn star" kind of way. Agreed OWO, Greek, Rimming and lots of wild sex for 500 for 4 hours. At 12pm I consider 4 hours an all-nighter as I need to sleep at some point and the morning session isn't important to me.

The good news is I got all the services I expected, and to be fair, they were given with enthusiasm. The bad news is she had to return home by 3am to let her babysitter go home. This reduced the time to just over 2 hours. I complained and asked for a partial refund as I was feeling a bit cheated so we agreed on 100 back in anticipation of future business. I would repeat as the sex was pretty awesome and I also recommend her with the above warning.

Met Karina from "near Chechnya" one night in Regal Plaza. She's an attractive girl with dark hair and a "Xena" fringe. She also has a nice sized Ass which is my thing. We agreed 600 for the night to include the usual Greek, OWO and rimming. She was quite good and I would repeat if it weren't for her "slight of hand" in removing a 5 pound note from my room which she thought I hadn't seen.

She approached me the following nights, even when I was "In conversation" with other girls which annoyed me.

I'm back in Dubai the 9th and 10th February and I'll try to be more timely with my reports in future.

Plan A is tough work: bringing Miss Wildcat along occasionally so boredom sets in and I can go unguarded occasionally. It worked though; I'll be there on Friday without bodyguard.

Last night York was like a busy Thursday night due to today's public holiday. Barely room to move. When we arrived, I saw Miss Blonde Freebie across the room and she saw me, but she was wearing sunglasses and a new outfit, and had dyed her hair, so I wasn't sure if it was her, and didn't say hi. She was without a BF, looking a bit grumpy, and a few minutes later she deliberately walked over to me and gave me the three cheek kisses in front of Miss W, then went straight back to her spot and looked for Miss W's reaction, which was appropriately miffed. Uh-oh. Luckily Blondie is a regular pool-player. I teased Miss W about it later, and she was sort-of fine.

Over the next hour or so I saw a couple of African gals I'd taken in the past, including the very buxom Janet Jackson, and I hoped they wouldn't see me. Luckily they didn't.

I saw many many new faces - mostly African, and some real stunners. There was also an interesting looking Chinese girl who just stood alone near the pool tables watching the crowd. She wears black thick-rimmed glasses and a weird colorful outfit, including knee-high psychadelic socks. She looks more Japanese than Chinese, and has a stylish demure air about her. She tried to pick up a non-mongering mate of mine a couple of weeks ago, and we exchanged a smile and a wink last night. If I'd had the opportunity, she would have been my choice for the night.

It was way too crowded, so we headed for Highland Hotel for a few quiet games of pool. As we got out of the cab, we heard a happy "What are you doing here?!" It was another pool-playing CIS gal I've known for ages, getting out of her expensive sports car in the carpark. Turns out she was meeting up with a mate of mine (the guy who is courting the Cleopatra look-alike). Interesting. He turned up a minute later as we walked up to the nightclub. I quietly told him he was a bad man (the gal has a steady and rich boyfriend). He assured me with a lying grin that it was all platonic (later in the night after a few drinks he admitted he wanted her in a non-platonic way).

In the club, there were zero people. Only the Russian band, singing sadly to no-one. Worse still, the pool tables had been removed! (Maybe relocated to Cyclone?) So we all left and headed for Rock Bottom. Crazy crowded wild place last night, with a lot of talent, including a nice smattering of CIS and Chinese WGs, but more than enough intoxicated British non-WGs to make one salivate.

I was also a bit merry by then, and had inhaled too many female pheremones at York and Rock Bottom. Miss W had flirted with the Moroccan dancing girls last week at Fujairah, and had since mentioned a few times how silky their skin felt, etc, so I thought I'd push it along a bit. I started hinting to Miss W that it would be fun to bring a girl home. She thought I was teasing and just laughed.

We bid our farewells at closing time and headed back for York to pick up the car from valet parking. As we waited for the car, dozens of beautiful African girls were milling around looking for cabs or customers. Oh to be without bodyguard!

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Piper: he's already stated that he's a HIGH roller, 500-1000 USD/night. So I don't see why he's talking to us peons.[/QUOTE]
11B - I was being tongue-in-cheek. All of his posts are looking for info, and all say "willing to pay".

Irish Lad - welcome back. Sounds like fun to be had from Jockeys. But a babysitter? Come to think of it, same happened to me with one of my first ever regulars (from Chechnya). She could only ever stay a few hours (at first), as she had to go home to her baby, but one night she was stopped by the police and from tat night on was too scared to go home until morning, so her STs became my LTs. Lucky me.

[QUOTE=Piper1]11B - I was being tongue-in-cheek. All of his posts are looking for info, and all say "willing to pay".[/QUOTE]Oops... knowing you, should have known to take THAT curve...

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Was at Seaview, Wed. night, for all of about 10 minutes. Picked up (the new) Miss W. She arrived with a friend in tow... could I please drop her at Crowne Plaza (so there must be some action there). I was "reluctant" as it was out of our way, and we were already running late, but... Miss W asked, so off we went. As expected, traffic NOT fun. AFTER we dropped the friend off, Miss W explained: we'd been hijacked!

Turns out, as Miss W exited the building, the other girl, a "senior" (been in dxb longer) roommate, had been waiting outside. "Senior" "suggested" I be asked for a ride; "Junior" could not refuse. Now, if I'd realized that, I could easily have said, "Sorry, not possible", and Miss W would have been blameless. Live and learn.

Arriving late at Seaview, after the 1st set had already started, as expected, tables already full. I was looking to have a late dinner there, and without a table... unlike Mr. Big Tipper (who shall remain nameless, S.......), I didn't rate VIP treatment, waitresses only shrugging. After listening to a couple songs, we left.

Thought about stopping at Rattlesnake to try their menu (seriously, anybody ever tried? How is the FOOD menu there?). But passed, and opted for some fast food. Back to my place to eat by 11:30. Somehow, don't know where the time went, but we were not falling asleep until after 3... opposite end of the spectrum from the Rattlesnake pull of Tuesday night...

Bravo:[quote] I didn't rate VIP treatment, waitresses only shrugging. After listening to a couple songs, we left.[/quote]You might have tried one of two things:

1. Told them I was coming later, which means that the shrug you got would have been followed by a "who cares?"

2. Done what I always do. Ask them a day or two ahead of time to reserve a table. Works like a charm. ; )

Highjacked by a senior PRC: This is beneath you Bravo, the new Ms. W must have you under her spell.

Just popped into an AMP on the way to work. The girl told me they're all from Thailand. I tested her. She passed the test, but only partly. She did try the 200 *$US* scam. I'm too smart for that ;) and she lost her chance at a tip as a result.

Gotta run, but will report tonight after work.

ChaCha - it's very close to Burj Al Arab. I have the number, address and the smouldering memory. Are you willing to pay? ;)

cheers

Piper

[QUOTE=Sporadic]2. Done what I always do. Ask them a day or two ahead of time to reserve a table. Works like a charm. [/QUOTE]Ah, the old foresight and planning trick... I've heard that it can work wonders... I just might have to try it sometime...

I popped into an AMP on the way to work this afternoon for some much needed R&R. Arrived at the villa to be greeted by a line-up of seven Asian lasses, ranging in age from 20ish to late 30s. Chinese, I thought. I went through the slightly awkward moment of choosing one, while they all looked and smiled at me. Difficult to size them up in terms of physical attributes and attitude in such circumstances. Even more awkward because I refused to rush into a decision, and tried a chatting with them, to get an idea of attitude. They smiled a lot but said little.

After a few minutes I chose a youngish pretty gal (looks a bit like the psychadelic gal from York I mentioned recently). It was like choosing the winner of a beauty contest - when I chose her all the others gave her a congratulatory nod and smile, she came and took me by the hand, and they all dissipated.

In the bedroom, she started off with a good-enough massage. She had a sweet giggle but her English was poor. I wasn't there to discuss Shakespeare, so it didn't matter too much.

My time was limited and I was horny as hell, so when she rolled me over onto my back I decided enough massage and asked about extras. Because of her limited English and her quizzical looks when I made my request for extras, I had to resort to "how much suck and fuck?". I hate that - where's the romance?

Anyway, I got the idea across, and she asked for 5. I jokingly replied "5 dirhams - that's good!" The joke fell flat as she just gave me that confused look again. Then she mentioned dollars. I laughed and said for 500 dollars I could have three girls all night, and besides, I only have dirhams. We agreed to 200 then she started kissing me deeply and playing with the lad, but as we progressed she said "please give tip first". I got up, took a couple of 100DH notes from my pocket, and she looked confused and apologetic and said "No - dollar, dollar". I said "No - 200 DH"

(With the 100 "house money" 300DH is already way too much for a massage and a quicky - that's my usual payment for all-night-fun-and games and drinking and dancing and laughs in the boudoir. Oh, and sex.).

Suddenly her English improved greatly and she suggested if she gave good service I will give her an extra 100 tip. I politely replied no, but if she gave good service I will choose her next time I come here. She smiled, agreed, and away we went.

It was good service - passionate kissing, then licking me for quite a while in ticklish places, followed by a great BJ. While she was giving me the deep wet BJ, I slowly worked my finger inside her (only one, and that was a tight fit). I was wondering how long I would last inside her, as she felt so tight. Not long, as she had done such great mouthwork, plus the fact that I hadn't had sex for a few days (I'm in the doghouse due to York and other mischief).

Soon enough, I gave up holding back, and let her know I was coming, so she had the choice take badboy out of her mouth and finish me with a HJ. But no, she finished me with a deep CIM until the last throb, and kept on sucking for a minute after - almost painful. I thought she had swallowed, but she eventually stopped and deposited the swimmers into a kleenex.

Overall a good session, but I wish I'd had time to re-charge and try her tightness. Maybe next time.

Earlier I had asked which part of China she was from, but she said all the girls in the villa are from Thailand. Doubtful, I asked her which part she was from - she said Bangkok (just like all Russian girls are from Moscow, etc). I asked if she knew Pattaya. She said yes, one of the other girls is from Pattaya. I asked if she knows Sukhumvit. She didn't.

I don't know Thai langauage, so I'm still not sure if she is really Thai.

cheers

Piper

PS - Cha-Cha - the place is very close to Burj Al Arab. I have the number, address and the smouldering memory. Are you willing to pay? ;)

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Ah, the old foresight and planning trick... I've heard that it can work wonders... I just might have to try it sometime...[/QUOTE]

With the exception of pre-booking a fav before arrival in DXB a couple of times with Emma or Firoza, the Seaview "book the table" thing is the only example of serious planning I have ever done.

I have always been curious about the "reserved" tables at the various venues and Seaview was the first place I actually tried it. Dead easy, just tell them what day you are coming and they are happy to reserve you one.

For the record, I have never tipped anyone to "reserve" a table. I presume they are happy to have a customer who they know will actually arrive and spend.

NB: This does not apply to Cyclone, where, I am informed, reserved tables come at a price (bottles or Champagne pre-purchased, or a serious high-roller.)

From what I've gathered here, the scene is all FSE and Chinese with a smattering of African, and at rather ungodly expat pricing structure.

I'm interested in some local flavor - Syrian, Moroccan, etc etc

are they around and if so where could they be found, general idea of pricing, atttitides, experiences and any other info would be appreciated.