Isla Margarita

I just came across this place, erotic-vacations.com. It presents as an all-inclusive resort with different women every day for a week, all one price. Has anyone had any experience with them? Thanks!

Doc:

Read earlier reports. They change names and go about ripping people off. Run like hell. I had first hand experience with them. Worst vacation and mongering I had. What they tell you and what it is is two different things.

Thanks Tasty. Sorry to hear about your experience. That's a long way to go for a bad time. I'll definitely pass on it now!

Tasty,

Are you sure you aren't thinking of [url]http://www.affordable-adult-vacations.com/[/url] (also known as AAV.com)? AAV is well known for being a ripoff. The biggest complaint that I have heard is that the hotel is an ordinary hotel, so you are there with your girl among families and tourists.

Total Satisfaction is a different place, and from everything I have heard they are a decent place of their kind. They are much more expensive than a freelance traveler will pay, but package deals are like that. Same goes for [url]http://mywildvacation.com[/url]. Both places are their own property, so you are there with other guys who are on the same plan.

From my experience with MWV, they have been very honest in their dealings. The girls are independent contractors and vary wildly from week to week, but it isn't a ripoff by any means (except from the point of view that you are paying $400 a day for what an experienced monger can get for $200). I would have no problems recommending MWV or Total Satisfaction for a guy who wants a relaxing erotic vacation with 24 hour escorts and is willing to pay a bit for the convenience of not needing to go hunting.

KCQ

KC:

Sorry, my experience was with AAV. A total ripoff. I stand corrected. However AAV left such a bad taste in my mouth (pun intended) that I will be afraid to try any similar agency in Isla.

So, I'm still confused. Does anyone know about the place I asked about: erotic-vacations.com?

Thanks!

Sorry to confuse you, man. [url]http://erotic-vacations.com[/url] is one Web address for Total Satisfaction UK, a resort on Margarita Island, Venezuela.

I know of three full-service adult vacation companies on Margarita. All three of them are priced about the same. They include a room, all meals, beer and "well"-type drinks, standard amenities, and 24-hour companionship with an escort of your choice. At all three places you can change girls every day, or stay with the same girl for multiple days. The price includes sex -- up to the girl how much sex, but the standard is 2-3 times in a day.

AFFORDABLE ADULT VACATIONS ([url]http://a-a-v.com/[/url]) -- They have been in business the longest but have the worst reputation. They used to be OK but had a management change a few years ago and since then have had nothing but bad reviews. I know of one person who has been there and returned. Everyone else I know who has visited has said it is a ripoff. The property is a working hotel, with guests who are not partaking in the hobby. I've heard that the management will promise anything to get you to come, and very rarely deliver.

MY WILD VACATION ([url]http://mywildvacation.com[/url]) -- The owner of MWV, Thomas, used to be involved with AAV but split from them a while back. MWV is situated right on one of the best beaches on the Island, Playa el Agua. You literally walk out the door of the compound onto the sand. The villa is made of three buildings surrounding a central courtyard. Each building houses 2-3 bedrooms. It is small, with space for only 7 or so guests, and very cozy. It is really like staying with a family. It is a pretty laid back and friendly place. The guests will often go out together and there is a party most nights with dancing and strip shows lasting to the very wee hours of the morning. Meals are served family style (no menus). Also, note that only two of the rooms have private baths -- the other bedrooms have shared baths. They have a very good return rate (above 50%) and they really try to make sure you have a good time. MWV's rates include an excursion, which would cost extra at the other places.

TOTAL SATISFACTION ([url]http://erotic-vacations.com[/url]) -- This resort is run by Paul, a former guest at MWV. The property is more like a hotel than MWV. It is not on the beach, but a cab ride to a number of good beaches is pretty cheap. Every room has a private bath and a television (as if anyone would want to watch TV). I have not been there, but my understanding is that it is a bit more quiet than MWV. The guests mostly stay to themselves (with their dates), and there aren't parties until 3am. They claim to have an 80% annual return rate, but they claimed that even when they had only been open for 6 months so I am a bit skeptical. Still, I would have absolutely no problem recommending this place for the gentleman who wanted an erotic vacation with latin lovelies.

All three places are going to be much more expensive than getting a hotel and picking up girls on your own. Even on Margarita (more expensive than Caracas), you could get a girl for a full day for $200 or less. And with all-inclusive hotels on the island in the $50 range, you are definitely paying a premium for these erotic resorts. The convenience is nice, as is the company.

Feel free to PM me for more information.

KC - Thank you so much for that detailed explanation. I think I've been around long enough that I can go it alone. Thanks again!

Does anyone have experience posting an ad in the Margarita paper to find local girls? I think it was called "Sol de Margarita" but I'm not sure.

I am either going to Cartagena or back to Margarita this January and if I go to Margarita I'd like to try to newspaper ad idea. I guess I would need a box somewhere to get mail, I'm not sure if the paper could do that since I'd like to run the ad a couple of weeks before heading down there.

Any info appreciated.

Thanks,

Methos

See in the messageboard of AAV some reports that are trips to hell. I've been to MWV 3 times and trying Total Satisfaction in May?

Anybody been to 2 or all 3 of theses resorts have comments and comparisons?

When we head to Isla Margarita should we stay in Porlamar or The Playa el agua area? We are a group of 4, ages 23-26 who like a mix of the pro and non-pro scene and with lots of chicas and action around to see but also a good beach area to hang out around...

Hi Atlantas Finest,

I've enjoyed your pm's but I figure if I answer your questions here on the board maybe someone else will get some benefit out of it.

As I mentioned the Hilton is my favorite hotel on the island, they offer beautiful 1st class accomodations and is near everything. Unless you have a "hook" however, they're going to hit you for around $130 a night.

I think the best choice is the Hotel Kamarta. Located at [url]www.hotelkamarata.com[/url] - it is a truly remarkable value for the price. It offers 42 stylish rooms, balconies, great pool, great little restaurant, great grounds with (caged parrots) :) and it is centrally located near Senor Frogs and the action. They also have onsite parking. The price for a roomy studio w/ balcony is only about $35 a night.

Worth checking out.

cheers......

Knowing Ford why am I asking this question buuuttt... Is the hotel absolutely Girl Friendly?

As you guys are talking about "point and clic" erotic vacations, if you are looking for Venezulean or Russian beauties and are not put off by $1,000.00 a day, you might want to consider [url]www.cat69.com[/url] in the Dominican Republic. I have friends that rave about it, but it is to pricey for my blood. Generally the guy's that stay here are the type to drop $5,000-$10,000 a night on a craps table.

LB

Why not just include your email address in the newspaper ad? That way you eliminate the need for a box, and you make it way easier for the chicas to respond.
As for deciding between La Isla and Cartagena, you're paying a premium for a hamburger (Margarita), when you could be eating filet mignon for a discount (Cartagena).
But, don't get me wrong, a hamburger is still good compared to not eating...